A little Later, Smiledog was taking a shit.
She was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.
"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Smiledog exclaimed, Her face wincing with effort.
She made every effort in her little girl body to expel this demon thing from her curvy back side.
Just as Smiledog was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!
"Well hello...Smiledog" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.
A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. He deep, sensual voice which Smiledog knew immediately. Her mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from her face and groinal area.
"Spike... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"
He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However He couldn't with Smiledog near by....they were like family now.The little dragon was like Her grandpa.
Any sane person would never allow their own grandpa to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"
"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Smiledog?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Smiledog shrieked, She became so immensely worked up he cleaned her colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence she just unleashed, who cares? Spike heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Smiledog's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Smiledog..."
Smiledog was not shy, at all. She defeated the chaotic draconequus and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now she suddenly found herself speechless. Was She going to see his metaphorical grandpa literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come.
"..the shy and excitable one." said Spike finishing the sentence He started earlier.
"Wh-what the..." and before Smiledog could send the third word out of Her mouth..
..The little dragon's towel dropped to the floor,setting his swingy bits free into the mist of the shower.
Smiledog noticed everything on him instantly. His lick-able figure,his hypnotically wide middle leg and the small palatinate blue colored birth mark on his rear, which made Her feel awkward.
Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused Smiledog's vagina to become very wet. Dripping and squishy like a mighty sea.
"hehe oh my Smiledog...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Spike, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through her head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before her spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything Smiledog could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
Or...did it make it better?
But just as Smiledog was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.
Jeff the Killer burst into the toilet!
"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Smiledog as she causally slipped her pants back on.
Spike, who Jeff the Killer didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Smiledog gestured to her shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Smiledog put her other pants on and left. She had a serious case of blue balls, but at least her anus didnt feel so bad now.
As she walked out Spike whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Smiledog Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
Once apon a time...
Interlude:
Spike winked at Smiledog when no one else was looking.
"Later" he mouthed at her silently so no one could hear.
Yume Nikki was taking a shower this hot day.
She was naked, enjoying the water dripping over her wet, naked body.
She was washing the blood off her body from the recent monsters she had just killed.
...the water smoothly rolled over her firm breasts.
The blood driped off like whipped cream in the ocean. .
Then Jeff the Killer looked deeply into Yume Nikki's eyes, those pointy pluto.
"I'm afraid.... I'm afriad I can't actually do this......." Jeff the Killer said.
"Y not?"
"Because.... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past.... last weak."
"OMG whut then?!"
Jeff the Killer walked away from them. And with Jeff the Killer's back turned, he spoke with a sob:
"I... was.... rapped."
Yume Nikki's wanted to take Jeff the Killer into her but Jeff the Killer didn't want to.
"I DON"T WNT YOUR SYMPATHY" Jeff the Killer cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW"
"BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE RAPPED "
"BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!!!!"
And now Yume Nikki's thought about it, it was true. Jeff the Killer had been very very very sad all this time.
"who rapped you?!"
"Snips did," Jeff the Killer sbbed. Snips took me to his chamber. And then.... then.... then....
Jeff the Killer cried out in sobbing. It was very sad.
Later, Smiledog and Spike were alone again.
"Its Later" said Spike, pulling Smiledog towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Spike was naked. Smiledog wondered how He did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Smiledog was already.
Spike lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off His body at a seductively slow pace. Smiledog could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through Her veins.
The alluring look of her nudie comrade became too much for her to fathom and her body started sweeting.
There Smiledog sat, Her gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with Her bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from Her face.
The little dragon giggled as Smiledog's dignity shriveled and died, but Smiledog had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after She found out He was Her own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Smiledog said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"
...and with that The little dragon jumped on Smiledog. What little remained of their clothes plopped of quickly. Some fell in the toilet.
"um... lets g-get you outta my toil-dreams and into my bed." Smiledog stuttered, desperately trying to be slick, yet he knew it was hopeless to be suave on the shitter.
The little dragon hopped gleefully out of the shower, the soap continued pouring from His shapely body.Smiledog stood up from the toilet, Her naughty bits proudly waving about and Her pants still down around Her ankles. She hurried to chase His shapely body down.
She fell in the door way, tripping over Her pants. She pulled Her face up from the floor and gazed at Spike, GYRATING ON THE LAWN
The night wreaked of eroticisms...and Smiledog could see that it was going to be a epic porkfest time.
And it was!
When it was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby castle down.
It took awhile - fortunately they finished before any of their friends got back. So their little secret was safe...for now.
Then Yume Nikki's came with the perfect plan.
Y don't we kill Snips? Y'know, take revenge, that sort of thing?"
Jeff the Killer thought that was an interesting idea. The idea of just killing Snips seemed very tempting.
"But how do you propose we do this?"
"Sumply, we attract him. and then we trap him and then we kill him!"
It was a perfect plan. And so they did it. Everything was fine now. Jeff the Killer did no longer feel rapped.
And they defeated the annoying draconequus like they wanted to. And they lived hapily ever after
