I have been alive for over a millennium. I've seen the corners of Equestria, explored distant lands, and fought enemies that have since faded into legend. I've been both the hero, and the villain. All in all, there have been many defining moments in my years, but if I were to sit down and figure out where it all started, it'd be the night I saw Nightmare Moon defeated. I was laying there and everything hurt...

Mature tag due to some swearing and violent depictions with dark themes. Secondly, while it says sex, there will be no clop. Lastly, canon gets bent a little.

Big shout-out and thanks to stanku for playing the crucial role of editor, pre-reader and sounding board for me when I was getting started! If you enjoy the story, be sure to go check him out!

Cover art done by me, myself and I. I hate it and me says it's okay and myself says if you want to use it for something, I'd be quite flattered and to just give me credit.