Life

by Jagson

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1361

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-09-06 01:14:55 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a Saturday night just like any other. The men of 2838 Parks bary lane were playing a simple game of risk.  The men were not friends, nor did they hate each other. They where just six college roommates living in a house together.  The six men where sitting at a eight by six  table looking at the board game risk.

"What to do." The man sitting to the far right  of the table said. His name was Xavier Andrew Leuric or just Drew for short. He has short medium length brown hair and hazel eyes. He's wearing a black T shirt, and a pair shorts. "Alright I invade Ontario."

"Bring it on." The man sitting opposite of Drew said. His name was Robert Mclain. Bob for short. his head is shaven and he has blue eyes. He wore an Atlanta Braves T shirt.  both of them rolled their dice. Drew's landed on five, three, and one while Bob landed on  Six and Six.  They rolled again and Bob won that round. "In your face Xave." He said.  Drew sighed as Bob called him Xave. Drew really hated that nickname and Bob knew it.

       "Alright my turn." The man sitting to Bob's left said. His name was Joseph Peters. He had short black hair and red eyes. He was wearing God Smack T shirt. "Alright I'm going to invade Alaska."

"Well come on then." Drew said. After an intense show down Drew lost Alaska. "Man I suck at this game." He said.

"Guess I'm next than." The man sitting next to Joseph said. His name was Eric Pinale. He has short blonde hair and yellow eyes. He is wearing a simple green T shirt. "Should I or should I not invade Russia that is the Question."

"DO IT!" The guy sitting Opposite of Eric yelled. His Name was David Sinclair.  He has long un kept brown hair. He is wearing a blue T shirt. "Just Do IT! Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow so just..." A pillow hits David square in the face. " What was that for dude." He said.

"You went Shia on us.... Again" Bob said.

"You know what I'm going to invade Russia." Eric said.

"Come at me."   The guy sitting next to Eric said. His name is Shane Bellowed. He has dirty blonde hair. He's wearing a sweater vest.  " Hey" he said looking at a container right beside the game. "We're out of beer."

" Alright." Bob said. " Who's had the least to drink?" He said looking around the table counting the empty beer cans.  " Well I drank six cans out of a twenty four pack."

" I drank five." Joseph said.

" Eight." Shane said. " I'm in no condition to drive."

" I had two." David said.

" I also had two." Eric said.

" I thought Christians didn't drink?" Joseph said.

" Yet Jesus drank plenty of wine in his time." Eric said. "We can drink just not get drunk."

" I had one." Drew said. " I'll get my keys. Does anyone want anything else while I'm out."

" Six  Cheese burgers and fries." Bob said. " What time is it anyways."  The six of them looked at the clock. it read 7:30 p.m. " Shit we've been playing this for five hours now. Hurry back."

"Hey just drop me." Drew said. " I only have two countries anyways."

" Alright." Bob said. " So You'll be cleaning out the gutters this week."

" So be it." Drew said as he walked to the front door.

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thirty minutes latter.

          Drew was heading back home with the twenty four pack of Sam Adams in  the back of his 68 Golden Ford Mustang as well as cheap McDonalds burgers. As he was on his way back home it started to rain. " Just my luck." Drew said. Drew never did like driving in the rain or at night for that matter. You never know when something will just jump out at you.

Drew messed around with the radio trying to find something good to listen to, when all of a sudden a flash of purple appeared right infront of the car. Drew turned the steering wheel hard right making the car crash into a guard rail. the crash caused Drew's head to slam into the steering wheel. "Did I run over something." Drew thought to himself as he got out of the car. He checked his car. it didn't look like there was going to be any damage.

" Hello." A feminin voice said. " Is anyone here."

"Miss over here." Drew said. He couldn't make out what she looked liked.

" Hi there my name is Twilight Sparkle." She said as Drew got a full look at her. She wasn't human. She looked like a horse with lavander fur and a dark purple mane, and she had a horn. " Can you please help me."

" I must have hit my head real hard when I crashed." Drew said as he saw the unicorn infront of him. " I'm hallucinating."

   " What makes you say that." Twilight said.

" Cause a horse is talking to me." Drew said. " And, I'm talking back to it.... I'm going insane."

" Take that back." She said practically yelling. " A whorse is an inaprorpriate term used to describe a mare or stallion who sleeps with multiple ponies." Her horn started to glow. " Besides. I can show you that you're not hallucinating."

" Yeah." He said with a smug look on his face. " And how's that." He felt himself being held in a tight grip.  He looked down to notice that he was floating a good three feet of the ground.  " What the hell. are you doing this?"

" Yes I am." She said. " So believe  I exist now."

" Yes." Drew said practically screaming. " Can you let me down now."

" Sure." She said letting him down. " I'm Twilight Sparkle."

"Drew Leuric." He said. "So what is a mythical creature such as yourself doing here."

" I accidently casted a spell that brought me here." She said. "unfortanently I can't seem get back."

" Okay." Drew said. ' So this pony is trapped here. I guess I should try to help her out.' He thought. " Want to stay with me. It isn't much but I can atleast provide you some food, and a roof over your head."  It's the least he can do for almost running her over.

     Twilight smiles " Thank you I'd like that."  Drew walked towards his car. " Where are you going?"

" Come." Drew said as he opened the passenger's side car door.  Twilight walked towards him curious of what he was doing. " Get in."  Twilight looked at the car seat. Her horn starts to glow again as she disappears from Drew's Sight.

" fuckin hell I was hallucinating." Drew said as he looked around the car but, he couldn't find her.

" Drew was it?" he heard her say. He looked at  his car to see Twilight with her back hooves on the seat and her front hooves on the dash board. " Can you help me?"

" How the hell did you do that?" He asked.

" I teleported." She said. " You haven't seen magic before have you?"

"Not like this."  He said.   He took a deep breath trying to process everything he's seen in the past few minutes. "Okay sit down."  Twilight does so fitting perfectly in the seat. Drew grabs the seat belt and buckles her in.

He makes his way to the Driver's side of the mustang.  He took a deep breath. " They're not going to belive this."

" Who's not going to belive this." Twilight said.

"My roommates." Drew said.  " I live with five other guys."

" Oh." She said. She looked at her surroundings "What is this contraction any way."

" It's called an automobile." He said. " we use these to travel around."

"oh okay." She said. " How does it...."  She was interrupted as Drew  starts the car and starts to drive.  The force of the car's speed forces Twilight back into the seat.