JappleAck Finds Equestria

by On3fe

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Comedy
Length: 1170

What happens when a terrible pyramid scheme takes all of Hotdiggedydemon’s money?

What happens when a terrible pyramid scheme takes all of Hotdiggedydemon’s money and has to force their characters into Equestria to save money?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-26 20:32:35 UTC

Prologue

JappleAck finds Equestria

Prologue

**Note: for some of people who are unaware, JappleAck is the name of the Applejack character from the Pony.mov series (well at least her tumblr) So I hope that makes sense. I have also heard that JappleAck is a guy, and then I've heard it's a girl, I am really not completely sure but I am going to write the story with her being a girl, enjoy!

It was a beautiful morning in... In... Well, certainly not Equestria or earth. It was somewhere else, very far away; it was JappleAck's universe. JappleAck was in the middle of eating all of these fucking apples when suddenly she heard something move rustle or shake from behind her, she wasn't sure, for it sounded distant. JappleAck turned around, creeping about trying to find the source point of the strange sound.

Nothing, after observing the field she saw nothing, so like anypony would have done, she turned back around and continued to eat her apples.

Minutes passed as she gobbled the delights down one by one, hardly caring to chew them thoroughly, just trying to fill the gut, trying to serve the endless hunger that dwelled inside of her head. MORE APPLES. She demanded to herself when her current barrel emptied. MORE APPLES. She grabbed another barrel, freshly bucked from Mic Backintosh, her brother. She began feasting on a completely new container for apples, forcibly shoving them all into her mouth with both hooves to insure that they were inside completely. One by one swallowing the apples, filling her stomach the strange noise interrupted the horse's meal again. This time JappleAck jumped and looked around quickly trying to pinpoint whatever was disturbing her feastin' time.

"Fuck! Show yerself you bitch, Ah'm waiting for you!" JappleAck yelled, the sound of fear starting to show in her voice. "Ah don't got no time for no games you hear? Come on show yerself it ain't funny!" JappleAck continued as she kept on jumping side to side looking all around, still desperately trying to find the prankster responsible for the noises. JappleAck went over to her empty barrel and cautiously stepped inside, using it as a base, as if she were about to be attacked or something.

"AH'M ARMED YA HEAR?" She yelled furiously, "YOU COME ANYWHERE CLOSE TO MAH FUCKIN' APPLES AND AH WEEL KILL YOU!!!" she picked up a plank and started to swing it side to side, holding it like a katana, anxiously waiting for the one responsible to pop out and attack.

"Haha-hey there JappleAck" a voice called out from the heavens.

"AEGH!" JappleAck screamed as she fell over inside the barrel knocking her head against the side and dropping her plank.

"Ooh sorry JappleAck it's just me, Max, I wanted to talk to you about something." The voice called down to the earth pony. The said pony stood up from the barrel, fixing her hat as she looked up to the sky and then opened her mouth.

"Ah didn't know it was you Mr. Gilardi, heh. Sorry for all the cursing an stuff." she said scratching her head in an apologetic sense, and because it still hurt from when she hit it just a few seconds ago.

"Oh don't sweat it, I created you that way, there's nothing you can do about it!" Max yelled from the throne in the sky, gently chuckling at JappleAck's apology. Nobody had ever witnessed that pony say sorry, guess anypony would do the same as her after they incidentally called their god a bitch.

"Heh, yeah." JappleAck replied.

"So JappleAck uhh." Max said to his pony, "We're sort of having uhhh." Mr. Gilardi hesitated, "Budget cuts. And we can't afford to supply you this land."

"Why not?" JappleAck questioned.

"Well you see JappleAck, it's expensive to have this land animated in such exhaustive detail, we used to be able to manage doing it 24/7, but because recently June lost all of our money in a pyramid scheme we have no choice but to let you live here only when we're shooting episodes or until we have our money back." Max acquainted Japple with the information he had been withering to let out for quite a while now. "Sorry, it's nothing personal, we all love you but it's difficult to keep you around at times like these."

"Well..." JappleAck paused, then sat down on the grass, "Ah guess that we won't be seein' each other fur a while now. May Ah ask exactly where you plan on putting me?" she sighed putting her head down, trying her best to shadow her watery pupils.

"Certainly, we will be putting you inside of Equestria, the land of ponies just like yourself... Except one thing Japple..." Max balked. He remained silent for a while until JappleAck regained his attention.

"Except... Whut?" the pony said.

"Except you aren't allowed to talk to any ponies there. Period. It could end up badly." Max answered.

"Why the hell would you say that? They're ponies; I'm ponies for christ sake!" Japple whined.

"Japple, you aren't really an original concept you know that right? Notice how we call you Applejack when we are filming the show? You are just a more vulgar version of another pony named Applejack. We hardly even changed your name. Did you really think you were anything more than a stock character? Showing yourself out there could possibly permanently tear down the 4th wall, or even destroy time and space itself! There is already a Applejack in Equestria, nobody may know there is a second!" Gilardi enlightened his mare. JappleAck was speechless. Gasping, trying to let out words, nothing came. Seconds felt like minutes as the two of them sat there in silence, both undecided on whether they should speak again or not.

"We are going to send you to the Everfree Forest; nopony visits the place so you should be fine. When we need you back here we'll just teleport you over, you'll hardly feel a thing. Remember, no talking to ponies. Stay in the forest. If you need anything go out in the middle of the night and talk to Princess Luna, she's the only reason we got the deal to send you over there." Max said as he started the process of sending Japple over. He had started doing it so abruptly in hopes of obscuring his sadness. JappleAck looked up to the skies, tears pouring out of her eyes.

"Ah'm not ready to leave" She said as everything went white.

"You won't feel a thing don't worry." She heard Max echoing out of the blinding void. "Don't worry... Don't worry..." Suddenly JappleAck felt herself traveling through a wormhole of some sort. It ended quite quicker than she expected. Japple found herself in the middle of the forest by an empty cottage as planned, mid-day, the sky was clear with the sun shining down an incandescent yellow and warm. It was as perfect as anypony could ever dream for.

And JappleAck Hated it.