Author's Note

Contains:Sex, Heat excuse, Romance, and fake pregnant.

Derpy Hooves

You chose to help Derpy at her house, when you showed up her house was a wreck, and she wasn't much better, her clothes were torn badly, and she looked as though she hadn't slept in six days.

"Derpy?" You ask, "Why? Why would anypony take my muffins?!" Derpy was crying, you walk up closer to her.

"Derpy!" You shout, she jumps, "Oh hey! I didn't see you standing there, I'm glad you could make it something horrible has happened!" She says. "What is it?" You ask, she then begins to cry, "Somepony stole my muffins!" She says while crying.

That was what all of this was about? Her muffins had been stolen, you couldn't believe it.

"Derpy, are you sure your muffins were stolen and you didn't just misplace them?" You ask, she gives you a blank stare, she was really upset about her muffins disappearing, but you just wanted to help. "Of course I'm sure! I've looked everywhere! In my house, in the Post office, and even in the bakery, but i can't find them! Could you please help me?" She gave you those cute eyes of hers, you just had to help, you searched with her, looking everywhere, asking everypony in Ponyville, finally you realized something, you decided to check Derpy's clothes, looking in her shirt pockets, in her pant pockets, and even between her breasts, the warmth of her fur felt nice against your hand, and as you reached down you found the muffin, a muffin?

"Um Derpy, is this one of your muffins?" You ask, she just blushes, "Oops, my bad." She says, "I forgot I had eaten them after I got them, this one might have fallen out of my hand and into my bra.".

You smile at her cuteness, you take her hand and walk her home, you help her clean her house up, picking up stuff and putting them back in their original places.

"There you go Derpy, all fixed." You say.

"Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't have done it without you!" She says as she hugs you, you blush you never thought you'd end up with such a sweet mare as one of your best friends, but yet here you were, all of a sudden she gave you a strange look.

"There is something else I need your help with, something more....personal." She says, you are confused by what she means,

"I know its sudden but...I want to be your marefriend." She adds. Derpy as your marefriend? You couldn't believe your luck, this was going to be great.

"And I want to be your boyfriend Derpy, so what do you need my help with?" You ask, she smiles and gives you another hug.

"I know we are different, with you being human, and me being a pony, but I-i'm in heat and I've had a crush on you for a long time." She says completely blushing, you pause, you were familiar with what she was talking about, you know that every spring, the sun gets hot which causes the mares to get in heat, once in heat, they need to have sex, but they will only have sex with the stallion their in love with.

Then it hit you, "You want to have sex with me? Ok, but I've never had sex before." you say as a blush appears across your face ,

"Well, neither have I, nopony ever wants to have sex with a mare that looks like this." she points at her eyes, you give her a big hug, "There is nothing wrong with you Derpy, your perfect the way you are, don't let anyone tell you different." You say as you look into her eyes.

"Th-thank you." She says as she gives you a kiss on the lips, you feel a warm sensation inside your mouth as she rubs her tongue against yours, you break the kiss to get a breather, "Derpy, I'm ready whenever you are." You tell her.

She unbuttons her shirt, takes it off, she does the same with her pants, reveling her perfect body for you, you take off your shirt and pants, and kiss her again. As you kiss her, you slip one hand down her panties, and rub her back with the other hand.

Eventually, your hand in her panties begins to massage one of her flank cheeks, you feel her moan with pleasure, she breaks the kiss.

"Hey, stop teasing." She says, she begins to take off her bra followed by her panties, you take off your trousers, revealing your erect member.

"Ok! Ready?" She asks, you respond by grabbing her and holding her on floor as you stick your manhood into her marehood.

She feels so wet and warm around you as you thrust up and down, you look into her face, her eyes are closed, "Hey Derpy, I can't enjoy this if you have your beautiful eyes covered." You tell her, she opens her eyes to see you staring at her, she starts bucking her hips against yours, with you both enjoying this, you grab Derpy and lift her up, you then stand up with her still riding you.

"Hey what are you doing?" She asks,

"Just getting more comfortable, and trying to get a stance where i won't worry about crushing you." You reply, you start thrusting upwards into her, her mare cum dripping off your penis and onto the floor, you start feeling her inner walls tighten around your manhood as she slides up and down on you.

"Derpy, I love you." You tell her with a smile, she gives you a kiss, "I love you too, don't stop yet, I want your seed inside me." she says as you both start going faster. After a few more seconds you start to feel a pressure building up inside you, and you start spraying your seed inside of Derpy's marehood, she keeps thrusting, trying to milk all of your semen into her.

You both stop and catch your breaths, "Derpy, I hope I didn't get you pregnant." You tell her looking like your about to pass out, "Why? I would love to have a foal with you, besides, if your that worried I could go to the hospital and check for myself." She says as she leads you to the bathroom, she gets the tub filled with water, and you both get in to clean yourself's up.

You both put on your clothes, you head back to your house, but are stopped by Derpy who gives you a big hug and gives you a thunderstorm of kisses. "Thank you for helping me, it was really nice of you to do that for me." She says with a smile and a blush, "Oh no problem, besides i really do love you." You say as you return the affection. "I was hoping we could go on a date sometime, what do you say?"She asks, you smile and give her a kiss on the lips, "That would be great Derpy, bye." You say as you walk off.

The next day, Derpy comes up to you with a smile,

"Hey, it turns out our DNA isn't to different after all, I'm pregnant with your foal!" She says, you gulp, out of all the things that could happen, it had to be getting a pony pregnant, "That's, bizarre news, I was just talking to Twilight, she said that it would be impossible for that to happen." You say, Derpy gives you a hug and whispers "I know, I'm only joking." You and Derpy walk together and head to your house.