Rise of a Spider

Ever had one of those days you wake up in unknown location in pain and can’t remember the day before to save your life? Congratulations, you have a sense of the pain I’m going through right now. I groaned as I looked around the still rubbing my head hoping to ease the pounding in my head. “Great, wonder what I’ve gotten myself into this time.”

Standing on slightly shaky legs I noticed the overwhelming abundance of apple trees with the most juicy and mouthwatering apples I’ve ever seen. So it was basically safe to say I was in some kind of orchard. “Well, on the bright side if I don't get caught by whoever owns this place I shouldn’t go hungry anytime soon.”

I tried to remember how I got here but could only bring up bits and pieces of me at a convention and buying something from one of the venders then a bright light. I sighed in annoyance form the fragments. “Leave it to me to fuck up just by buying a few trinkets.” I griped before noticing something felt... different.

“Wow, I definitely remember being thinner than this, and why does this suit feel even tighter and formfitting all of a sudden?” A quick look showed off my now slightly improved ‘Assets’ and that my Spider-Gwen costume material had been somehow changed. Well it breathed better, I got some ‘heightened’ features and I didn’t have to pay for any of it so I wasn’t exactly complaining.

“Damn. My door doesn’t really swing that way but even I’m having a hard time not drooling all over this hot bod. Think I might actually need a stick to beat off all the dogs out for something nice and juicy.” I stopped myself before I could end up spending an hour admiring myself. Being a total narcissist wasn’t my thing anyways.

“Well, that’s enough of that i guess, time to find someone who might know where the hell am I.” Picking at random I walked off deeper into the forest of apple trees narrowly avoiding forgetting my back pack.

As I walked boredom quickly settled in forcing my mind to wonder. I honestly didn’t know much about Spider-man aside from his powers and abilities. I honestly just liked the way he looked and what he could do. I was gonna make his costume but I ran into an image of Spider-Gwen and immediately fell in love with her costume. Helped that I looked just like Gwen Stacey anyways.

A gentle breeze blew in through the trees actually giving the place a bit more beauty as the leaves swayed peacefully. I almost didn’t mind being lost in this orchard. The scent of fresh apples flowed through the wind, it was nice and peaceful, I didn’t wake up with some sleaze next to me in bed or anything and, to top it all off, I still had all my things including my backpack and money apparently.

...What? Not waking up to find you you're not only lost but you’ve been robbed and done things that you will most definitely regret and be disgusted by is a pretty good blessing if you ask me, especially if you wake up in a place like this.

“P-please, Let me go!” Came a young, feminine voice.

Wow, i’m here less than an hour and I’m already walking into more trouble. Honestly considering the fact its been only like fifty minutes and my past track record that’s beats my longest time by fifteen minutes. Sounds like some little girl, and given my luck, whoever has her will be doing exactly what I’m afraid of. Damn my inability to let shit be and mind my own business. always got to stick up for the little guy and shit.

“Please, if it’s money you want, My daddy can give you money just-Aaaghhh! That Skit cost more than your house!” The young girl wailed. Hugh, lucky me, i’m saving some little rich bitch. Aught to be loads of fun.

I Quickly hid behind a tree as I reached the area, taking a quick peek to asses the situation and... The fuck is this shit! THere were three males pinning down and stringing up a young adolescent female. Only one problem though, they were all colorful anthropomorphic ponies from the look of it.

Now, i bet some of you might be thinking of how I could possibly tell they’re genders and all? Well, and I might be wrong here, but I’m pretty sure the huge dangling sticks of meat hanging between their legs as they began to drop their pants was enough indication for that little observation. Helped that the little girl was wearing nothing aside from some of her torn clothing, leaving her completely exposed and at these sick bastards’ mercy.

I clenched my fist as I watched the sick fucks grinning and laughing as they crowded around her, one of them actually forcing her mouth open and, Okay, that's it, these guys are just ordered the biggest can of whoop-ass I have in stock, on the house.

“That’s it yuh little whore, I better not feel any teeth or else I’ll I have to bust them out of that pretty little mouth of yours Princess.” The first one said as he gripped her by the hair.

“Looks like she’s a nice fit up top, how about in the back?” One fucker quipped as he made his way around getting a firm grip on her ass making her squirm even more than she already was as a steady river of tears flowed from her eyes.

“Wow, seriously? That was just lame.” I said catching the first closest one to me in the jaw with a solid left hook. Before the next one could take more than a step I was in front of him giving him a knee to his baby maker. Well at least he won’t have to worry about having kids of his own now.

“What the- Where the fuck this freak come from?!” One them shouted before having one of his buddies tossed on top of of him. Woah, since when am I this strong? A sudden tingling in my head quickly brought my mind back into the fight just in time to dodge a blow to the back of my head before I flipped away landing with the classic spider-man pose. Wait, since when could I do that either?! Wait a sec, if this works my mind will officially be blown.

Two of them managed to get their pants back on and tried to run. They didn’t get far as two strings of webs caught them by their feet... er, hooves and dragged flung them into the first guy as he was getting back to his fee... er, hooves. Oh this is so fucking sick! These guys are in so much trouble now.

:”Looks like running ain’t an option boys, get this freak!”

“Awe, now that's not very nice.” I said in before webbing his mouth shut. “If you don’t having anything nice to say in front of the kid you shouldn’t say anything at all.” I quipped.

“Aaagghh!” I turned to the large charging stallion just in time for my instincts to kick in and Jump over him. As I passed over head I grabbed him by the head and flung him into a tree as I landed leaving him to fall to the ground unconscious. “Nightie-night meat head.”

“I see you got jokes kid. Hows about I beat the funny out of yah?!” My spider-sense tingled in warning of his shot, sadly I was bound to take a hit at some point and this just happened to be it. I nearly puked after taking the gut shot, guy had a pretty good left hook and an even better right hook judging by the second punch to my face.

“Damn, did anyone get the number of the truck that hit?” I staggered for a bit before my spider sense came to the rescue again. “not this time dip shit.” I taunted as I flipped over him. The moment i landed I Returned his hospitality with side kick to the muzzle, the satisfying sound of crunching easily heard..

“Damn, the looked like it hurt dude.” I said to the stallion(?) now clutching his busted and bleeding muzzle. “Though it probably didn't hurt as much as this.” I kicked him in the face knocking him out and leaving two more left.

“Alright boys, final round. This one’s for all the marbles kiddies.” They both looked to each other before charging at me, not the wisest of decisions but okay, I’ll take it. I webbed one of them in the chest before pulling him over to me for really satisfying punch to his face accompanied by another crunch. The last guy didn’t fair much better at all as I easily round housed his face. After the first spin he just dropped to the ground unconscious like his buddies. “Well that was anti-climatic.”

Though I wanted to help the girl as soon as possible i had to make sure I tied up the loser squadron supreme before doing so. Thankfully these ass hats had a lot of rope on them.

“Hold on, I got you kid.” I said as I started untying her.

“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” She cried out as she immediately wrapped herself around me bawling her eyes out in my shoulder.

“Well I couldn’t just let those sick fucks have their way with you, not so long as I could help it.” I said as I held her close. I pulled her off of me long enough to slip a jacket around her before taking off in a seemingly random direction. “Come one, let’s get you back home.”

It took me a while but thankfully I had chosen the right direction. By the time we made it up ot the farmhouse her crying had devolved into silent sobbing. It wasn't a big surprise when I saw more anthros walking around apparently setting up some kind of party.

“What in tarnation?!” Came a southern accent as some orange farm mare ran up to me somehow not losing her stetson form the speed she was moving. “Where the hay did you come from and why do you have-” I interrupted her not wanting to waste any time. I explained everything, from waking up in what was apparently her family’s orchard to rescuing the little filly that currently refused to let go of me. by the time i finished my story there wasn’t a single smile left on the property. Even the pink one that had been bouncing with barely contained joy as she continued to set up the party had lost her bounce now, where there had been happiness and joy in eyes was now a cold star filled with barely contained rage with her now straight hair showing just how upset she was.

“Big Mac, You and RD go keep an eye on those varmints in the orchard. We’ll go and get the guards to come and haul them off.” Ordered the farm mare. “Applebloom, take Diamond Tiara inside and get her some clothes.” She said before running off with purple mare in toe. A large red stallion huffed as he wordlessly ran off into the see of apple trees with a blue, rainbow maned mare with wings flying alongside him, both with a similar glare. I almost feel bad for those guys back there. There might not be anything left for the guards to arrest with those two guarding them.

“E-excuse me miss, please follow me.” Said another filly about the same age as the one I had in my arms. She had a yellow coat and a red mane and tail with a huge bow on the back of her mane. I nodded and followed wordlessly, wasn’t much talking necessary right now. Man, Leave it to me to get myself in fucked up and weird situations on the first day in a new world.