Pony Meets Brony 2: Roles Reversed

by DylanZBass

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Comedy, Adventure, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4871

I end up getting stuck in Equestria after making a portal.

A couple of months have past since the Humane 7 got trapped in this world and got back with some help from me, and I created a portal which allowed me to go to Equestria, but there were some complications, and I need the Humane Seven's help to get back to our Earth. And a lot of completely random stuff happens.

The Sex tag is for Pinkie being Pinkie during a prank war.

Published 2015-11-18 01:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-03 20:24:57 UTC

It begins again

It has been a few months sense my crazy adventure with the Humane 7 happened. Ever since Scott Black tinkered with my watch and somehow got the programing that Twilight used to teleport her and the other girls to there world, we have been trying to get to there world. The only safeway to teleport there has been exercise. Specifically, swimming. It was that or do it with nuclear energy. I had actually charged it a bit with nuclear energy, but when I mutated, I stopped. Fortunately, the mutation isn't visible unless I walk under moonlight. But back to the point, the watch was almost completely charged, and was swimming. We were learning how to do flip turns, and I was talking to Scott.

"So, what is it going to be like when we teleport?" I asked, and not for the first time.

"Ugh. Again, I don't know. It will be my first time too," he said.

"You know, even though we share the body, I find that a littlebit hard to believe," I said.

"You know, the sad thing is that I can see why you can see that," he said.

"I know, right?" I said.

"So, what should we do when we get there?" I asked.

"We should always prepare for the wor-". Whatever he was going to say was cut of by this insanely bright light. The next thing I know, I'm laying on the ground, somewhere.

"se. What the?" Scott was saying. I started looking around and quickly relised that I was right outside of Canterlot High, in front of the statue.

"We've actually managed to do it! This is awesome!" I said.

"Wait, do you feel that?" Scott suddenly asked.

"What?" It was then that I realized that it was pretty breeze. I looked down and found out that my swim trunks were gone. I realized a couple of seconds later that everything except my watch was gone.

"Dang it. Those were good goggles," I said.

"Really?" asked Scott, the disbelief clear in his voice.

"Sorry. Don't worry, there are some bushes right there, and the girls usually come here around the end of the school day. Speaking of which, I wonder when that is?" Just then, there was the sound of a school bell, and about a minute later kids started coming out. I was able to see Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash pretty much instantly. The others were quick to follow. Fortunately, they stopped in front of the statue. They were talking about school work, until Sunset Shimmer said, "Does something feel different to any of you?"

"Oh good, it wasn't just me," said Fluttershy.

"Well, now that you mention it, yes," said Applejack. The others apparently also had felt something different.

"Maybe there's an animal in the bushes, or something," suggested Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy instantly started going towards the bushes, and the spot where I was hiding. I started freaking out, and so I started moving to a different spot.

"There really is something in there!" squealed Fluttershy excitedly. Suddenly, and very unexpectedly, she lunged at me and managed to tackle me to the ground. When she relised it was me, she kind of froze.

"Fluttershy, are you al right?" asked Applejack.

"I think I broke her," I said, before realizing my mistake. About a minute passed before Applejack hesitantly said, "Dylan? Was that you?"

"Yes. But please don't come back here. I kind of teleported here without any clothes," I said.

"Oh don't worry, I have a towel," said Rarity.

"Really? Why do you have a tow- you know what, I'm going to ask later," I said. "Just throw it back here."

"Ok," she said, and a couple of seconds later, there was a towel floating down at me. The first things I noticed of it were that it was pink, and a bit see thru. I rolled Fluttershy off of me as gently as I could, grabed the towel, and wrapped it around my waist.

"Are you done yet?" asked Rarity.

"Yes, but heads up, it's a bit see thru," I warned.

"I know," said Rarity.

"Oook. Whatever. By the way, I might need some help getting Fluttershy out of here," I said.

"Ah'll help," said Applejack. About half a minute later, she finale got to me.

"Wow, have you been working out?" she asked.

"What?" I asked, and looked down at my chest. It was definitely more muscular then it was when they had come to my world. Everything was, actually. The first stages of puberty had started.

"Well, I am on the swim team," I said. "But that's besides the point."

"Ok," said Applejack. We picked Fluttershy up and cared her out.

"Oh my, you really have been working out," said Rarity, a mischievous grin starting to form.

"Holy crap, your legs are huge!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Wow, really?" I asked. "That's the first thing you notice?"

"Sorry," said Rainbow Dash, starting to blush.

"Second of all, if you think my legs are big, then you must not have wrestling in this world.

"Oh, we have wrestling. And you got that from swimming?" asked Pinkie.

"Yes. Ok, can you stop focusing on how much bigger I am? Fluttershy is unconscious, I think, so does anyone know mouth to mouth or have any other medical skills?" I asked

"I know mouth to mouth," said Sunset Shimmer.

"Ok, try it out on her," I said.

"Do I have to?" she asked.

"I'm pretty sure," I said.

"Fine," she said as she pinched Fluttershy's nose and started doing mouth to mouth. A few seconds passed, and then Fluttershy woke up. Fortunately, Sunset Shimmer had just stopped, so Fluttershy wasn't super embarrassed.

"What happened?" she asked.

"I happened," I said.

"Oh, god, you are actually here!" she yelped.

"Yep," I said. "And question, which of your houses could I stay at?"

PARTY TIME!

"Um, you could stay at my house," said Fluttershy.

"Ok, nice," I said.

"PARTY TIME!!!!" Pinkie suddenly yelled.

"I was wondering when you would say that. And I agree, lets party! Although, I'm going to need some actual clothes," I said.

"I can get you some. What size are you," Rarity asked.

"Uh, I think I'm a men's small," I said.

"Ok," she said.

"Thank you," I said.

A while later, at Fluttershy's house, and after I had gotten some clothes, we were playing Never Have I Ever. But instead of using our fingers, we were drinking cider. And things were getting pretty weird, and mostly because of Pinkie.

"Never Have I Ever masturbated to a person in this room," Pinkie said. She and I took a swig of cider.

"Dylan, who was it?" she asked.

"What? Does it matter?" I said.

"Just answer. Who was it?" she asked.

"Not important," I said.

"Ok, fine. Who's going next?" she asked.

"That would be me," said Applejack. "Never Have I Ever mutated." I was the only one to drink.

"Really? You've mutated?" Rarity asked.

"Yes. Why?" I asked.

"What kind of mutation?" Twilight asked. I paused and looked out of the window.

"Ok, there is moonlight," I said.

"Why do you need moonlight? Are you a werewolf?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Not a werewolf. And if I was, Fluttershy would probably be able to control me. Do any of you believe in ghost stories?" I asked.

"No," everyone except Fluttershy said.

"Well then, you better start believing in them," I said as I stepped into the moonlight. "You're in one."

"Uh, nothings happening," Pinkie said.

"Oh. Well, that's definitely anti-climatic. Can someone turn the lights off, then?" I asked.

"Sure," said Rainbow Dash. When the lights turned off, I asked, " Can you see anything now?" The only response was Fluttershy fainting and Rarity screaming.

"Hey, I know I look creepy, but is it really that creepy?" I asked.

"Oh man, how?" asked Applejack.

"Nuclear energy," I said. "And this wasn't the only mutation." I stepped out of the moonlight and Rainbow Dash turned it back on.

"A skeleton. You turn into a skeleton in the moonlight. What else could there be?" she asked.

"Well, if I absorb enough energy, I release it and it brings fictional characters to life," I said. "And it has to be a certain kind of energy. And I can convert energy. All my mutations are actual kind of complicated."

"What can you do with these, uh, 'power surges'?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I am able to pixelate stuff, and bring fictional characters to life, like I said," I said.

"What kind of fictional characters?" asked Applejack.

"Video game characters, book characters, what other kinds are there?" I said.

"Awesome! Can you do that to some of my Daring Do books?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"No. Too dangerous. Everything from my world, the mutation is familiar with, but this world, I could summon anything from it," I said.

"Oh, dang. So, what can you summon?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Q*Bert, Mario,hehe, even Centipede. I can even summon levels, If you'd like. And anyone from those games, period," I said.

"Ok, this is going to be awesome," Rainbow Dash said.

"Yes, yes it is," I said. "Now, does this world have nuclear energy?"

"Yes, why?" asked Twilight.

"It's for the watch," I said. "I am not charging it up like I did to get here. Nuclear energy is much faster."

"Oook," said Twilight.

"Well, see you later!" I said.

Weirdness happens

Weirdness happens

The next morning, I finally got to Fluttershy's house.

"Promise me that we will never have to do something like that again!" yelled Scott Black.

"Hey, it was probably worse for me than it was for you, ok? At least we know where the power plant is," I said.

"Ugh. Good point," said Scott Black.

"I'm pretty sure that this is Fluttershy's house," I said.

"How can you tell?" asked Scott.

"In the show, she lives in a cottage near the forest. This is a cottage near the forest. It even looks a bit like the one in the show," I said.

"Ok, good point, but don't just assume," said Scott.

"I know," I said as I knocked on the door. There was some rustling, then the door opened a little bit, and someone said "Who is it?" It was Fluttershy.

"Hey Fluttershy, I'm back! Sorry I was gone so long," I said.

"Oh, hi Dylan," she said, while opening the door. "Wow, what happened to you?"

"I don't think you want to know. But the important thing is that my watch is charging, and I should be able to return home in, and I'm not completely sure about this, but in about 4 weeks," I said.

"Wow, 4 weeks. That's a long time. So, about last night," she started, sounding really nervous.

"What about last night?" I asked.

"Was that real? The skeleton in the moonlight thing?" she asked.

"Yeah, that was real. And that's not the only thing that I'm able to do," I said.

"I know, Rainbow Dash told me when I woke up," she said.

"So, what do you want to know about it? Because there is a lot to say, and it's all pretty complicated," I said.

"Are you able to read minds?" Fluttershy asked.

"No, but I wish I could. That would be awesome!" I said.

"Ok, can you telepathically control people?" she asked.

"Kind of. It's really more like Jedi mind tricks, but in a sense, yes," I said.

"What's a Jedi?" she asked.

"Not really important. Now, I'm going to need some more clothes. Do you think you could get me some? I don't want people to see me like this," I said.

"Ok, what size are you?" Fluttershy asked.

"Uh, men's medium," I said.

"Ok," said Fluttershy.

"Ok, I'm going to go shower now, ok?" I said.

"Ok," said Fluttershy.

"Also, where is your shower?" I asked.

"Up the stairs and too the right," she said.

"Ok, thank you," I said.

About an hour later, Fluttershy finally returned.

"I'm back!" she called.

"Nice!" I said.

"You look different," said Fluttershy.

"Oh, yeah, I found your razor and shaving cream. Hope you don't mind that I shaved," I said.

"Oh, it's good. Nothings clogged, right?" she asked.

"No, don't worry. So, what's happening later? Do we have anything planned?" I asked.

"I don't think so, but knowing Pinkie, she's probably going to want to through another party or want a sleep over," Fluttershy said.

"Good point," I said.

"Oh, by the way, I told the other girls that you were back. I hope you don't mind," Fluttershy said.

"Ok, good. Thank you. It was going to happen sooner or later," I said.

"Oh, so you're not angry?" she asked.

"No, I tend to not get angry at attractive girls," I said. Fluttershy started blushing.

"Wow, really? Is that the best you've got?" she asked playfully.

"Get to know me and find out," I said, just as  someone started knocking on the door.

"Fluttershy! It's me, Rarity. May I come in? I heard Dylan's back!" Rarity said.

"Yeah, I'm here," I said.

"And yes, you may come in," said Fluttershy.

"Thank you," said Rarity. "Did you shave?"

"Actually, yes. Why?" I asked.

"Oh, not important, it's just that you look better with some facial hair," Rarity responded.

"Really? Don't worry, it'll grow back relative soon," I said.

"Anyway, you said that you were on the swim team, right?" she asked.

"Yeah, why?" I asked.

"We might as well go swimming, right? You might as well keep up the good work," said Rarity.

"Ok, good point. Call the other girls and tell them to get their swim suits," I said. "It's about time I had a race with Applejack and Rainbow Dash."

Experimenting with transformation

Experimenting with transformation

When I finished getting the speedo on, I went outside and Rainbow Dash, Pinkie and Rarity were already out.

"So, how do you think this works transformation thing works?" Rarity asked.

"I hope the author makes it good," Pinkie said.

"What?" Rarity asked.

"Not important," Pinkie said.

"Oh man, you're breaking the fourth wall again, aren't you?" I asked.

"Yep!" Pinkie said.

"Anyway, I'm probably just able to replicate people's DNA upon contact. Wait, maybe if I focused I can transform into Rainbow Dash again," I said as I started to concentrate on Rainbow Dash. There was some intense heat and I had Rainbow Dash's body again.

"Yeah, looks like I can just concentrate," I said, already imagining the possible pranks I could pull. I started to concentrate on my old body so Rainbow Dash wouldn't have to be embarrassed for very long when Pinkie touched my arm. There was the usual intense heat, and then I had Pinkie's body.

"Pinkie, did you really have to do that?" I asked.

"Nope! You should have all of our bodies, just in case you need them for some reason. Plus, I wanted to show off my sexiness without actually having to take my clothes off!" Pinkie said.

"Oook. Well, you do have a point about having your bodies just in case," I said.

"Um, what?" Fluttershy asked. I looked behind me. She had managed to sneak up on me. Then I thought of what that conversation would have sounded like to someone who wasn't in on it. She looked confused. And then I realized why Rarity had requested no one make fun of her. She was wearing a tight looking 2-piece, and was slightly revealing.

"Why are there two Pinkies?" she asked, starting to blush.

"Pinkie touched me, and now I have her form," I said.

"Um, what? Wait, Dylan? That is you right?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yes, I'm the one with no shirt," I said. Fluttershy's blush deepened.

"Um, ok," she said. A few seconds passed, in which I realized something.

"Pinkie, do you usually feel this hot?" I asked.

"What do you mean by hot?" Pinkie giggled.

"The sweating kind of hot. The one where you feel the need to cool down," I said.

"Oh, yeah. That's been happening, along with some other stuff, ever since I first ponied up," Pinkie said. "Why?"

"What's been happening since you first ponied up?" Sunset Shimmer asked. She was wearing an orange two-piece. "And which ever of you is Dylan, please turn back." I started concentrating on my old form, and transformed.

"Thank you," Sunset said. "Anyway, Pinkie, you and me need to talk, ok? Like, now?"

"Ok!" Pinkie said.

"Oh wait, have any of you girls been feeling what Pinkie said she was feeling?" Sunset asked. After a couple of seconds, Rainbow Dash nodded. A little after that, so did Fluttershy, and then Rarity.

"Ok. We're going to need to talk, and probably with the rest of the girls," Sunset Shimmer said. I raised my hand.

"Do I want to know what's going on? Because if it's sex related, I don't," I said.

"It might be sex related, but it can wait until we finish up here. Oh, and Dylan, if it is what I think it is, I hope you have good control of your hormones," Sunset Shimmer warned.

"Don't worry, I've got pretty good control of them," I said. "Wait, why?" I asked, starting to get nervous.

"I might tell you if I'm right, and I might not be, and I hope I am wrong," Sunset said.

"Wrong about what?" asked Applejack said.

"Something. We all will talk later ok? Except for Dylan," Sunset said.

"Yeah. By the way, Rarity, Applejack and Sunset, could I copy your forms real quick so I don't have to later?" I asked.

"As long as you don't take advantage," Rarity said.

"Ah've got ter agree with Rarity," said Applejack.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to be creepy," I said as I touched Rarity's arm.

The meet-up

"So, Rainbow Dash, are you ready to try and beet me at swimming?" I asked. I had finished "downloading" the other girls forms, and I was ready to race Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, you bet I am! Just don't transform, ok? I would be unfair," said Rainbow Dash. I nodded.

"Oh, definitely. No offense to any of you, but breasts are surprisingly heavy and could slow me down," I said.

"Okay, that's not actually what is was originally thinking, but that still works," Rainbow Dash said. So we got into the pool.

"Oh, wow, this is hotter than I expected. So Applejack, can you start us off? Oh wait, does anyone have an extra pare of goggles?" I asked. The other girls shock their heads.

"Ok. So Applejack, could you count us down?" I asked.

"Sure," she said. She started counting down from 5, and when she got to zero, Rainbow Dash and I took of. At first neither of us were in front of the other, but then I started pulling ahead when we got halfway. She started catching up when we got near to the finish, and it ended as a tie. We were both panting from how fast we went.

"Wow, you're pretty good," said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, you too," I said.

"Well well, who's this?" a familiar voice said.

"Oh, hey Adagio," Applejack said. I turned around to see Adagio and the rest of the Dazzlings standing behind Applejack in their bathing suits.

"Yeah! Sonata,  you decided to come!" Pinkie yelled. Sonata smiled at her.

"Of course I would!" Sonata said. "So, who is this?" I stuck out my hand.

"Hi, I'm Dylan," I said.

"Hi, I'm Sonata!" Sonata said.

"I know," I said. "And I know both of yours, too," I said, turning to Aria and Adagio.

"How? Are you PSYCHIC?!?!" Sonata gasped.

"Possible," I said while turning to Pinkie. "So, you called the Sirens?"

"Yes. You know what they are?" she asked.

"Yes, I remember the movies," I said.

"Movies?" Sonata asked, tilting her head.

"Yeah, don't ask, it's a long a kind of complicated story," I said. "So, did you invite anyone else?"

"Soarin, Flash Sentry and his band, and some other people," Pinkie said.

"Really? Well, this will be interesting," I said.

Twilight and her potions

I groaned and opened my eyes. I was on a couch in Fluttershy's cottage.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Oh, you're awake!" Fluttershy said. I rubbed my eyes.

"Yeah, but what happened?" I asked again.

"You crashed," Fluttershy said. "What do you remember?"

"The Sirens had just got there," I said.

"Ok, no more sugary products for you!" Fluttershy scolded as I sat up.

"Wow, sugar did that to me?" I asked, surprised. Sugar's never done that to me!

"Ok, technically it was an energy drink, but they kind of have the same general effects," Fluttershy said.

"Yeah, good point. Bad start for a first party, I guess," I said. Fluttershy gasped.

"You've never been to a party?" she asked.

"Only birthday parties, but other then that, no," I said. Fluttershy sighed.

"Ok, that's good. Only birthday parties?" she asked.

"Yeah, I never was the most social kid in my neighborhood," I said. "Actually, I'm kind of like you."

"Really?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yeah, except for looks," I said. Fluttershy giggled.

"Yeah, we're opposite genders," she said.

"That's not actually what I was talking about. You're way more attractive then I am," I said. Fluttershy blushed.

"Don't worry, you're attractive too," Fluttershy said. This time, I blushed.

"Then obviously you need to meet some of my friends," I said.

"There are people more attractive than you? Impossible!" Fluttershy blurted. Then she realized what she said and blushed.

"Wow, either way, that's that first time someone has ever said that about me," I said.

"Really? That's kind of hard to believe," Fluttershy said, continuing blush.

"Really? Huh. Anyway, I should probably apologize to Pinkie for crashing like that," I said.

"You don't have to!" yelled Pinkie, exploding from around a corner, confetti flying everywhere.

"Aha! Where did you come from?" I asked.

"I don't know, the athour just put me here," Pinkie said. "So, you've never been to a party, huh?"

"Sort of, I've been to birthd-" I said before Pinkie cut me of.

"That wasn't a question you were supposed to answere, huh? I must take you to Twilight's lab then!"

We arrived at Twilight's house, and Pinkie nocked on the door. After about 15 seconds, the door opened, reveling Twilight.

"You got my messege, right?" Pinkie asked.

"Yes. I think I may have successfully created your desired stimulant. What do you want it for, anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Dylan here has never been to a party, and is party weak. He must train, and this might give him the party know-how that I have," Pinkie said.

"Will it make me as hyperactive as you?" I asked.

"I'm not sure," Pinkie said. "To the laboratory!" Twilight led us to the basement, and opened a well hidden door.

"Wow, a secret passage," I said aloud. "Awesome!" We entered a large room and stopped.

"Ok, you guys stay here, I'll go get the formula," Twilight said, and headed down another pathway.

"So, this thing gives me the ability to party hard?" I asked.

"It's a bit more complicated then that, but basically, yes," Pinkie said. I started looking around the room and noticed a mirrored door.

I think it's a refrigerator! I thought as I crossed the room and opened the door. It had a bunch of glass containers with different liquids in it, and there was a cold air coming out of it.

"Oh, nice!" I said. Pinkie appeared behind me.

"What is it?" she asked.

"It's a refrigerator! Oh, nice! Lemonade!" I said as I took one of the containers with what looked like lemonade and drank it.

"No! Oh fric, you weren't supposed to drink that!" Pinkie yelled.

"I wasn't?" I asked.

"No! That was probably some important chemical thing that Twilight made!" Pinkie said.

"Huh. Well, it tastes exactly like lemonade, and nothing's happening, so do you want some? These might be different flavers!" I said.

"Yeah, somethings happening," Pinkie said, pointing to my chest. I looked down.

"Holy crap!" I said, looking at my waist.

"I'm a girl! These are really?" I said, poking my new breasts.

"There's got to be an antidote!" Pinkie said, taking a container with a blue liquid in it and splashed it in my face.

"Dang it! Got some on my hand!" Pinkie said, licking her fingers.

"That's probably going to effect you some how," I said.

"Maybe, maybe not, ether way, this tastes good!" she said. "Wow, I feel smarter!" And she started looking smarter, growing a white mustache. Meanwhile I started to grow tentacles.

"Awesome! I'm Davey Jones!" I said. Pinkie grabbed some containers and started randomly mixing them.

"Oh, wow, I must return us!" she cried.

"Return us? Return us where?" I asked, checking out my new tentacle mustache.

"Return us to normal, you imbecile! I miss the days of randomly throwing parties and eating junk," Pinkie said.

"You used to eat people's junk?" I asked, horrified.

"Of course not, imbecile! Junk food!" Pinkie said, and threw the vial up in the air.

"Where you supposed to do that?" I asked. Pinkie nodded.

"Um, what's happening?" Someone asked. I turned around.

"Fluttershy, what are you doing here? Get out of the splash zone!" Pinkie said.

"What splash zone?" Fluttershy asked as the vial hit the ground and splashed us with the weird blue/green liquid inside.

"That splash zone," Pinkie said, losing hair already. My tentacles were falling off and started shriveling up.

"Oh, man, I'm glad that that's over," I said.

"It's not," Pinkie said, pointing at Fluttershy, who was now a baby.

"Oh, wow. Are you able to make another potion to fix this?" I asked.

"It'll wear off. Are you good with babies?" Pinkie asked.

"Very. Why?" I asked.

"Because I'm busy after this, I don't think Twilight will be able to do this, and you're staying at Fluttershy's house," Pinkie said. I nodded.

"Ok, good point. We should probable get going now, right?" I asked.

"Yeah, let's go," Pinkie said. "By the way, don't be surprised if I come over to give you tips for baby care, ok?"

Taking care of Flutterbaby

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The beginning of the prank war

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What the?!?!

About an hour later, we were at the pool. The pool was surprisingly empty. Actually, besides from a lone life guard, we were alone.

"Ok, Rarity, you have a swim suit for me, right?" I asked.

"Yes. Here," she said as she handed my a Speedo.

"Wow, you have Speedo's in this world?" I asked.

"Yes. The rest of you should get dressed too," said Rarity. None of the other girls (except for Rarity) had gotten dressed at home. Rarity was wearing a tight looking purple one-piece. It was almost like she was trying to show off her body or something.

"Ok, and after that, we race!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, and by the way, no one make fun of Fluttershy's new swim suit," said Rarity. Fluttershy started blushing.

"I tend to not make fun of attractive girls," I said, which deepened Fluttershy's blush.

"You really think I'm attractive?" Fluttershy asked, sounding nervous yet playful at the same time.

"A lot of the fandom does," I said.

"Fandom?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, you guys exist in a tv show in my world," I said.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that," said Pinkie.

"You did? Really?" I asked.

"Yeah, why? Does this involve the fandom?" Pinkie asked suspiciously.

"Kind of. In the show, you tend to break the fourth wall a lot," I said.

"Really? How else does the fandom view us?" asked Pinkie.

"Well, the fandom views you like Deadpool. Sometimes a spy of some form, and often your viewed as one of the sexiest of the group, besides from Fluttershy, Applejack, and Sunset Shimmer, and sometimes Twilight," I said.

"Wait, I'm not viewed as sexy?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Not really. The fandom usually views you as the most flat chested," I said. Rainbow Dash growled, and I started to wonder if I should have said that. She suddenly threw a punch, which I caught, but when we touched, there was some intense static electricity. And suddenly, I found a new mutation. I could shape shift upon contact. I was now Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, wow. This is new," I said as I looked at my new body.

"Wow, you really are flat chested, Rainbow Dash," Pinkie said while staring at "my" chest. It was then I relised that everyone was staring at the breast's that I now had. So, to not embarrass Rainbow Dash any more, I covered them up with my hands.

"Good thing it wasn't Fluttershy that touched me first," I said.

"Can you please turn back to your form?" begged Rainbow Dash.

"Maybe. This is my first time shape shifting," I said. "Maybe if I concentrate hard enough." I started concentrating on what I used to look like. There was suddenly some kind of intense heat, and I had my old body back.

"Well, that was certainly unexpected," I said.

"Yeah. But don't worry, Rainbow Dash, you're still sexy," said Pinkie.

"Don't worry, you're still viewed as awesome in the fandom," I said. "Anyway, to the changing room!"