Toilet Paper

A lone Stallion walked through the Everfree, his adventurous nature had brought him. He had some unexpected encounters and was off the route. It was going to take hours to get back to town, and frankly, that was something Generic Stallion #300 wasn't ready for his lethargic ass to do. So like a complete dumbass he continued his way deeper, and he saw something. It looked like some sort of tan oval, but upon Generic Stallion #300's inspection it was a very large and odd egg,

"Woah..." He whispered scooting towards it, he didn't know what it was,

'Maybe it's a dragon egg! Maybe I could raise on like Twilight raised Spike!' With that though Generic UNICORN Stallion got his ass from the ground and got closer with no fear, jackass. He was about to awaken one of the most chaotic and annoying creatures history has ever known, aside from discord of course. Suddenly the egg lips (tee-hee) began to slide open and Generic Unicorn Stallion #300 became confused. Walking closer, in a flash of movement, something scrambled and leapt from the egg screaming,

"YOU FOOL!"

It was midnight by the Time Generic Unicorn Stallion #300 had the thing off of his double necked fat ass face. He grumbled before dropping back down, (yes he got up, I'm to lazy to write this) suddenly a pain hit his chest causing him to cry out in pain. He started to convulse and suddenly something exploded from his chest, it was a baby creature Equestria's tiny overconfident brains were ready to handle, it was something that they couldn't beat. It was the Toilet Paper Alien. Even as a baby he could already begin his hunt for the scrumptious bathroom Rolls. He could smell them nearby, they were close to a town. He let out a tiny screech that echoed through the forest, game over man, game over...