In the future, you will read this story. You will read how strange it is. You will read about Big Macintosh and his future date with Fluttershy, the shyest pony in Ponyville. You will read about how it is going to go down. You will read about how Fluttershy and Big Macintosh are totally awkward together. You will read it. You will wonder how the narrator knows that you will read it. You will figure it out that the author is writing this in the craziest writing style you will ever think of: second person omniscient future tense.