Prologue [beacuse every story needs a prologue]
Fallout Equestria Following in Hoofsteps
Stable 783
Calculating....
Radiation Detected Megaspell Backup Plan initiating
Project-Wasteland Hero
Codename Timber
Awaking Timber
"Uhgh what the hell? where am....i last time i remember i was rushing to my stable when all of a sudden ugh goddesses don't want to think about that" hey i'm timber this was my waking moment in my new life what awaited me i don't like it but it happened "i'm talking to myself again whatever it helps me cope with this weird occurrence" i looked around my room it was all white with a bookshelf that said READ i don't take commands easily "hah like i'm gonna read reading is for eggheads" i walked to the door and bumped into it odd last time i remember it opened automatically "fine ill read your stupid book" i trotted over to the shelf and grabbed the book off the shelf with my mouth set it nicely on the floor and put my face against the cover and flipped it open
hi my name is pinkie i am here to tell you how to be a hero since i have been having visions and nice little tingles in my tail *hehe* silly tail and have been seeing visions of a mare named littlepip or at least that's what i have been calling her can you IMAGINE if her name was that that would be silly and i have been seeing visions of a horrible future of what might happening if we lose the war doubt it but just encase i'm making this i told my scientists to make a machine that kept a pony in a state of unconsciousness and give her good dreams while it happens i don't want her to be a Daisy downer when she wakes up and have nice thoughts about helping pony's in need unfortunately she needs to read a book in order for her mission to kick so that's why i'm writing this Wait wait just to let you know the book wont hurt you and nice things will happen so don't worry i hope you are happy with me doing this but the book needs to say one thing in order for you to start
H.E.R.O
"huh well thats weird why the he-" suddenly just like a bomb hit my head i started to feel pounding in my head i put my hoofs over my head and groaned oh god this hurt "pinkie why the hell would you trick me into reading this book you stupid bitch ow" suddenly i saw visions of a pony a very little pony with a bland cutiemark that looked like a mini computer doing heroic deeds and good actions while having moments of sorrow and agony with her friends there to push her and a loving mare and oh my i shouldn't describe that that was probably personal to the mare i couldn't help but blush though and then she was walking towards a machine and she was crying and then after all that i heard a little voice
INSPIRE
i instantly puked on the book it deserved it the bomb in my head had finally stopped and all that was left was the shrapnel stuck in my brain it still hurt but i could finally stand up straight i looked at the door and carefully walked over to it i put my hoof outside the dirt felt like a bit of quicksand was taking ahold of my hoof and giving me a massage i walked up the stairs i realized that the room i was in looked professionally made but the stairs looked like they where done in a hurry they creaked with each step there was about 3 steps so not to bad the wood felt moldy anyway yuck "alright pinkie whatever this mission is i better get something good in return or i'm quitting" i quickly thought to the last word that was said INSPIRE was i supposed to do that pfft na they would require a BRAVE pony to do that not me i wasn't a brave pony and i wasn't gonna do that....was i? i opened the door it was very windy outside and it was carrying a very cold breeze i instantly shivered i looked up at the sky it was about midnight i looked down and in front of me there was a bunch of buildings ahead of me all looking rather old and bland like my room i saw the back of a sign and trotted in front of it "welcome to the happiest stable on earth heh false advertisement i was stupid enough to fall for it" i looked back at the buildings and started to head towards them i was on a hill so i quickly crouched and snuck towards the building i saw that littlepip was getting shot at by snipers sometimes and it was usually on hills i know i was on top of the hill but i didnt want to take the chance as soon as i got to the buildings i went to the biggest looking one annnnddd it was still white "fucking color pinkie pie it existed ya know?" i walked in and immediately checked the cabinets they usually had the guns and caps still cant get my mind off how they use CAPS as there currency might as well walk in a store with a bottle and say here is a drink with your money i dont like it anyways as for the cabinet it had about 10 caps some boring report documents some balloons? and mint als i take the caps and mint als i can probably sell the mint als to some sucker for some caps then i remembered what had happened to littlepip what struggles it caused for her what it did to her i looked at the mint als again and buried them in dirt less mint als means less suffering its the least i can do i got out of the building and checked the others most of them just had stupid reports memory orbs i couldnt access and more caps after the looting i had about 100 caps some documents about pinkie complaining on how boring the place was and some reports on me i wasnt surprised i wasnt gonna read them or anything maybe later for some good filler....and i just realized this stuff was getting hard to carry i quickly looked around i saw a dead pony i cringed and looked away for a second he was fresh and it smelled like some overcooked rotting steak goddess timber dont think about steak and a pony's fucking corpse she luckily had a saddle bag ironic i put all of my goods in there and started running forward
Prolouge complete
Footnote level up
Welcome to the wasteland
you gain a 2X damage modifier for the first enemy you come into contact with in battle at full health
Chapter 1
"there is a long road ahead of me"
"there is a long road ahead of everyone what makes you special"
it had been about 10 minutes since i started treking through the wasteland and let me tell ya seeing what you saw a few days months, years? it doesn't matter all that mattered was that i saw these things recently and i would have to get used to the wasteland fast otherwise i could be a fresh new corpse on the list of poor fuckers for the wasteland to gawk at it was getting boring looking just at the ground so i decided to tilt my head a little to the side low and behold A PONY JOES they always served the best donuts out in the equestria i couldn't wait to go in and maybe scavenge myself a nice sweet donu-and there was a penis squirting cum drawn on pony joes flank the amount of what the fuck i was experiencing could not even begin to describe on how socially awkward this was for me granted the drawing looked like it was by a foal and it was faded out because hopefully they had better things to do in there lifes as i walked closer to the back door of pony joes i heard loud grunts "DO YOU THINK taking mY HYDRA is funny you fucking cunt? huh do ya? FuCkiiing bitch" "please i just didnt know where else to look i was desperate i need some hyrda" i heard a little squeak come from the quiet one they both sounded pretty psychotic i took a peek inside and oh dear there was legs hanging up on the walls everywhere i looked there was gore on the once always clean walls of pony joes they always seemed to me when i was a foal that i would never see this place go and to some extend i didnt i would of rather had anything but this my fragile mind couldn't take it as i put my back against the wall and started to breathe heavily "My FuCKIING hydra is gone now thanks to you BITCH but atleast i can have the SLIGHTEST bit of pleasure when you take those rags off you GET THE FuCK in Here GUys" this guy sounded like he had some serious mental problem they probably did the sick fucks they where going to do something to her and i didnt know what to do but i was gonna do something i slowly put my hoofs up onto the window and pulled myself up on it i quickly dropped down and landed hoofs first onto a corpse with it i looked at the pair the pony with the tiny voice was a pink unicorn who looked dirty and ragged up her eyes where twitchy and bloodshot but she still maintained this beautiful dark blue mane that was so soft it looked like a soap commercial there where three other ponys all dressed up in attire that looked as if they had lost there minds one of them was tanish white with a brown mane his eyes where more twitchy then the pink pony hell they where actually yellow the others looked about the same except the middle one was green and the one to the left was brown i looked down at my hoofs and saw another ragged pony with a knife some sort of red needle and some of the same rags as the pink pony i quickly picked up the knife with my mouth and started creeping towards me i looked up and the pink unicorn was looking at me her mouth saying "please do something" i didn't know the situation so i just did what i knew best i kept creeping until i was close enough that i could run at the green pony with him hearing me but not enough time for him to react to me rushing in "here goes nothing" i said to myself as i dashed towards the green guy he turned around and said "FUCK OF-" without him being able to finish he's sentence i slit his throat and blood spilled out as he made this gurgling noise as little blood bubbles popped up do to him....giggling? suddenly the white pony picked up a nearby shovel and swung it at my knee's it was at this point that i was in view that i could see the pony was a unicorn as i couldn't see his horn at the time as for the shovel it hurt alot as the metal clanged against my kneecaps i felt a little jitter go down my legs as i felt every inch of my leg was having a huge cramp as my head slammed against the wall of the pony joes the brown pony looked at me funny "well looks like we found another play thing" as he crept towards me suddenly i saw the pink unicorn move she got up slowly and was trembling as the two ponys looked at me she then walked toward the door? do you have a plan? opened it what and left why and i was left with two ponys surrounding me only the brown one made the mistake of getting close to my face as i nipped at his ear and bit it off it tasted awful and i momentarily puked in my mouth then i swallowed oh god i SWALLOWED and i got up it felt as if my legs had caught on fire as i stood up but that didn't matter right now as tears went down my face from the sheer amount of pain that i was taking i then charged at the white unicorn pinning him to "the great thing about having my legs broking right now is that i cant get off you as i pummel you" as i reached near his neck and picked up the shovel i quickly looked behind me as the green pony watched i was pretty sure he was going to attack me but he just stared and giggled at me looking at his friends throat "if you kill him i get spare meat so do it quickly please" you sick fuck i got up again the burst in my knees but right now i didn't care i charged at the brown pony and shifted my head so one of my eyes could line up the shovel with his neck as it pushed him against the wall and decapitated him as i heard him scream like a little filly i quickly looked back the white pony he looked fearful and happy at the same time probably that his friend died i took a quick moment to say something "how could you let your friend die AND BE HAPPY like that if anything how could you do this why would you do this i thought that the bright and colorful world even if irradiated at least would have some people trying to help" he just looked at me and snickered still keeping his terrified yellow eyes on me but he snickered "maybe if ponys were more willing for me to rape them i would help then again nah i probably wouldn't" i charged at him pinned him to the ground and hit him as hard as i could with my hoof he then shut up as blood slowly dripped from his mouth as his expression had gone from fearful to horrified to dead then all of a sudden it hit me i just killed these ponys brutally i was always very sensitive to gore even now i still had a little fear of it i looked at the pony and the aftermath of what i did and i curled up and cried not at what the ponys had done but at the violence i had done "i don't wanna do this hurting ponies hearing there grunts of pain its to much i want to be safe i wanna go back" suddenly the door opened as the pink pony slowly walked passed me and to the pony who had the knife i payed no attention to him as the world around had changed quite quickly but now i could see the reality of the situation and then it hit me the pink pony had left me to die either that or scavenge the fight after, littlepip always scavenged but i never imagined the corpses as innocent ponys "why didn't you help?" she didnt answer back she just took her friends or i was assuming her friends syringe and injected it into her neck "WHY DIDNT YOU HELP?" she looked at me "i didn't help you because i was scared i didn't know what would happen if you failed besides you won get over it" "that doesn't give you an excuse as to why you didn't help you know" "same can be said for alot of ponys" "but you don't have to be like alot of ponys" "i dont want to its just safer for ponys like you and me" "can you atleast help me up?" she moved towards me and put some bandages around my legs however she took the healing potion all for herself granted she did look more bruised then i was but i just wanted something more "and here is some caps you looked fresh out of a stable when i saw you walk in here" she gave me 100 caps that was alot but i.....i still wanted more "can i have some loot too there is a long road ahead of me" "there is a long road ahead of everyone what makes you so special yes you saved me but that doesn't seem like you will any more if you do it just for the loot" i looked down at my own blood stains i needed something i was scared to death right now and i needed something to make me feel safe even a teddy would work she looked at me one last time then she looked at the corpse got up and walked out of the door "why?"
i got up and walked out the door as well she was just going west away from me figures i kept heading east because what else was i gonna do? i looked to my right and saw a billboard "BEST sparkle COLA IN EQUESTRIA SO GOOD IT WOULD MAKE YA QUIT BEER!" it had a picture of twilight sparkle one of the biggest eggheads in all of the ministries standing with a bottle of sparkle cola and looking a little drunk probably was to do that advertisement either that or overly confident in the corner of the billboard it said big Macintosh modern memorial city of Reespect atleast i knew where i was going now as i turned my head away from the cringe worthy billboard and to the east
