Spike's Girlfriends Who Used to be his Guy Friends.by trahzoChaptersCh.1:Friends Till the EndCh.2: When Things Change.Ch.3: Stepping up to Bat!Ch.4: What a Humble Tumble.Ch.5: The Featherbrained Scoop!Ch.6: Got Game?Ch.7: The Adventure!Ch.8: As Usual, Spike Gets Them All.Ch.1:Friends Till the End"Well, that was one fun adventure alternate dimension me, but now it's time for us to leave." Said Twilight. "Hey..." Asked Alternate Dimension Spike. "You don't like it here do you?" "Yeah, I actually hate it." Replied another Spike. "Well, how's about we switch places? This world is awesome!" "Y...you really wanna switch places?" "Yeah, my world is pretty normal, but hey, on the bright side, you can take a permanent break from all this excitement....if you feel like risking going to school." "Meh, school's nothing compared to Twilight, you sure you wanna risk her teachings for thrills?" "Deal with Twilight? Are you kidding me?" "I guess it's a little ridiculous to ask that question since we've dealt with her behavior for years." Spike joked. "Then it's settled I stay here & have fun adventures, while you have fun living with mom & dad." "Mom & dad?" "Oh, um......you'll understand once you get there." So, the Spike from the other world stayed in Equestria, while Spike of Equestria went with the alternate dimension mane 6." *Months later...* "Alright Twilight Velvet, I'm heading out!" "Have a good day Spike, and would you stop addressing your parents by their 1st names?!" It was too late, Spike had made it out the front door. "We need him to spend more time with us & Shining Armor!" Said Night Light. Spike, a cheerful 10 year old boy was riding his bicycle down the sunny neighborhood of Canterlot eager to meet-up with his guy friends at the arcade. Rumble, Button Mash, Pipsqueak, First Base, and Featherweight were all heading there with their allowances as well. Spike was speeding down the street as Scootaloo riding her scooter and with the Crusaders in tow rode next to him. "Yo, morning Spike!" Scootaloo greeted. "Watch out for that tree!" It was too late, the CMC all slammed into a tree. "We're okay!" The Cutiemark Crusader Sandwich said in pain. Spike & his friends had met-up at the arcade entrance. "Hey guys!" Spike said, chaining up his bike. "Hee-hi Spike." Greeted Rumble with a goofy stare & half lidded bedroom eyes. "Ready whoop everyone's butts?!" Said Button Mash confidently. "Hmph, I practiced these games enough to catch up to you Button." Said Rumble. "None of them are gonna beat me at the sports genre games!" Said First Base. "I'm just ready for some fun." Said Pipsqueak. "Let's go guys, we can't play those games if we're standing around here!" Said Featherweight. So, all 6 played furiously, fighting for an even higher score than the one before! Showing everyone at the arcade how it's done! Spike defeated Diamond Tiara's butler Randolph at Pac-Man! First Base beating Snips at Pong! Button Mash owning at Super Mario Bros. They were an unbeatable team! Getting their pictures on the bathroom door. Aftewards, they all went to the pizza parlor across the street. "A toast to showing everyone that we're the gaming kings!" Said Spike. "Yeah!" everyone shouted. "Man, you guys are the best friends I can ask for." Said Pipsqueak. "Ha... same here." Said Featherweight. "We all owe a lot to you Button Mash." Said Rumble. "You were dominating there!" "You know, I can just tell, that no matter what, our friendship wont be destroyed by anything." Said Button Mash. "*Sigh!* I'm so glad I get to hang out with bros every know and again, I mean, I love hanging with my female friends, but hey, even I need bro time but Big Mac & Shining Armor are always too busy and can only hang out during big games. I'm glad I got you 5, because Snips & Snails are too stupid that their lack of brains makes me feel that I am becoming stupider whenever I'm forced to talk to them." Spike explained. "(If only you'd let me kiss you!)" Thought Rumble. "(My crush on Sweetie Belle is a lie, I only hang with her to get to you!)" Thought Button Mash. "(I want spill my ink all over you!)"Thought Featherweight. "(I wanna go to all 4 bases with you!)" Thought First Base. "(And so, my little crush on you grows more & more.)" Thought Pipsqueak. "Well, better head home now, I'm gonna show my mom & dad Death Battle." Said Spike. "See you later bros!" So after getting a bite to eat, Spike and his friends all went their separate ways. Spike had just unchained his bike until... "Excuse me son?" Asked an old man. "Would you mind letting an old geezer ride with you? Just a couple blocks?" "Uh, no!" "Why not?" "You look like a creeper pedophile, you better just back away now unless you want me to breath fire all over you!" Said Spike before putting on his helmet then bailing on his bike. "No respect for the elders, I hate this generation so much! Well congratulations boy, because, let's see how close you & those other boys are after your friends turn into girls, hahahahahahaha." He said as his hands glowed blue. Ch.2: When Things Change.Spike was just being dropped off by his parents to Canterlot High, a High School that has kid students also for some reason. I mean come-on, I don't think Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Snips, and Snails are smart enough to skip that many grades, Snips & Snails especially, unless they're all 13 year old freshman just going through puber.... "Psssst! Spike!" Whispered a female voice. "Never heard that voice before, hey! Show yourself! How do you know my na..." *Konk!* A pebble had struck his head. "Spike, over here!" Said another female voice. Spike came closer to where the voices were coming from. He then saw a hand motioning him from behind the bushes! He then parted them and found himself in a grassy area covered by bushes & trees. "Wow, this place would be great to hide from hall monitors." Spike commented before 5 figures jumped from the trees! All 5 posed before an explosion happened! "Uh..." "Hey Spike!" All 5 greeted. "You 5 look like the hot girl versions of my guy friends." Spike said. "I aint gonna ask you ladies out, that'll be ultra awkward for m..." "Spike?" Spoke one of them. "Yes?" "We are your guy friends." "What?" "Some magical force turned us into girls!" "Wh-wh...what do you mean by...that?" "Girls! Roll call!" Then they all jumped into the air as a song played in the background! "They used to be maaaaaale, until one night a magical forced swapped their gendeeeers!" "The Gaming King of Canterlot High has now become the Gaming Queen of Canterlot High! I was just playing Pokemon Rumble World one night until suddenly I evolved from Button Mash to...Joystick!" Then Joystick posed as her voice echoed! "They are the heroines of their own story and will never forgive anyone who challenges them!" "I am the chief editor of Canterlot High's newspaper! Wait till they get the scoop of me going from male...to female! Introducing...Feather Brain!" Then Feather Brain posed as her voice echoed as well! "It doesn't matter if they are tomboys because they are so awesooooooooooome!" "Heck yeah they are!" Sang Rainbow Dash. Then the music got even more dramatic. "The best batter for Canterlot High's baseball team, the little brother of Flash Sentry, now the little sister of Flash Sentry, I am....Strike One!" Then she posed as her voice echoed as well. "Behold their bravery! Beware their dynamite power!" "Everyone knows I'm gay for you Spike, but now that I'm a girl! I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD BACK!!! I am...Tumble!" Then she posed as her voice echoed louder as well! "They all have an exciting tale to tell, so don't you miss their adventuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs!" "You go girls!" Pinkie Pie sang. "Like the Kids Next Door, I am the leader of this group of brave hearted girls who used to be boys! I used to be known as Pipsqueak, but now I am.....Little Piper!" She then posed with an echoing voice. "Because Little Pip belongs to the OC from the Fallout parody." "Theyare:R63sentai GIRL RANGER!!!" *Riiiiiing!* "Welp, that's the bell, we are all late for 1st period." Spike said. "I'll be seeing you all at lunch I guess." Spike said while awkwardly backing away. "Wow Trahzo, you've written so many songs that you should make an album." Said Pinkie Pie. G-g-get out of here! scram! Or do I need to kick you all the way to New Jersey again, just like back in Featherweight vs. Spike: Challenge of a Man? "You win this round! But I will come back!" Pinkie said to me before disappearing into the bushes, and then pulling on the side of the screen to cut to the next scene. Spike & the 5 were all at the lunch tables, enjoying the school calzones. "So, you have no idea, none at as to how this all happened?" pike asked. "Nope, not a clue." Replied Little Piper. "For some strange reason, my mom transformed with me." Said Joystick. "You mom went from Milf to Dilf?" Asked Tumble, whom of which was hugging Spike's right arm. "Would you please let go of me?" "Not until you let me kiss you! What else must I do to get one?!" "*Sigh!* Listen guys, let's not let this ruin our brotherhood, okay? Underneath those pretty faces, and cute fashions, you 5 are still my guy friends, right?" "Right!" 4 of them agreed. "Right, Tumble?" Asked Spike. "Aw-man, fine!" Then Tumble turned around and crossed her arms as she puffed her cheeks in annoyance. "Alright, I'll see you guys later. I'm gonna go tell Twilight about this so she & her friends will hunt down the culprit instead of telling the cops just because." Spike said as he got up from his seat and left. "Okay, gang, time to put our plan since we were 7 years old into effect! Operation: R63 fanfiction is a-go!" Declared Little Piper. "Yeah!" The other 4 said. "YEAH! Sorry, I never miss the opportunity to shout yeah." Said Bulk Biceps. "Alright girls, hands in." Said Strike One. "Spike, mark our words, you will be ours!" Shouted Feather Brain before all of them broke the hands in! "Would you please stop yelling? Or do we need to have you vacate the premises?" Asked Hall Monitor Adagio Dazzle with Hall Monitors Aria Blaze & Sonata Dusk standing behind him. "Oh, sorry about that." Said Tumble. Ch.3: Stepping up to Bat!"So, if I harness the power from within, I shall become, a Super Saiyan!" Said Snips. "No, you have to be both of the Saiyan alien race and be pure of heart Snails." Spike explained. "Well, I just haven't been trying hard enough to be a super human then, like Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Videl, and...does Tien Shihan count? Because he's a triclops." "Yeah, he counts." "Chiotzu as well?" "I guess." "Oh well, I guess I gotta try and be able to do a Kamehameha Wave!" "No, you need to be able to generate plasmatic Ki energy from your hands in order to do that, the Film Theorists proved that they can generate enough heat to create plasma as an attack, can you create a sun? No! Also the fact the Ki energy attacks are essentially miniature suns was a secret factor to how Superman killed Son Goku in Death Battle 2 times in a row, Goku's attacks were both miniature yellow & blue suns! He was just throwing Superman even more power every time he used an attack!" "Whoa.....you just blew all of our minds!" Said Diamond Tiara. "I know, how could I have never thought of that?" Green Cycle asked himself. "Well, guess I just gotta..." "You can't be a ninja, you suck at stealth, Devil Fruits do not exist, you cannot be a Soul Reaper because you need to be dead, and you can't be an assassin because I've seen how you shoot cans with a bebe gun, have you seen what the dudes in Toriko can do? Sorry Snails, you cannot kick ass!" "Oh yeah? If all of this is impossible, then why have we been attacked by mystical forces twice, plus Featherweight, Rumble, Button Mash, Pipsqueak, and First Base all turning into girls?" "Because, Sunset Shimmer came from a world where magic does exist, and the same goes for the Dazzlings, it's other worldly, not from this world, and I can only assume the reason my friends are girls now is because of another otherworldly force! So ha! You can't do what you do unless you gain those powers from another world that you will be incredibly stupid to understand & survive in!" "Burn!" Whispered Brawly Beats. *Riiiiiing!* "Now if you can excuse me, I'll be going home." Spike was waiting for his parents to pick him up from the Cafe. "Hey there Spike." Said Strike One. "Oh, hey there First B...I mean Strike One, what's up?" "Can I tag along with you? I wanna play some baseball for sun instead of playing it competitively for a." "Did you call your parents, telling them that you're coming with me?" "Yep." "Okay, I'll explain it to my parents when they get here." So after explaining to Twilight Velvet, they were off to his house. "Ooh, Spike doesn't take many girls home you know." Cooed Twilight Velvet. "Velvet! This 'girl' used to be a boy!" "Hmph, I'd rather have Twilight & her friends fail to capture this criminal so you can be a stud like your brother." "Dang it Velvet!" Spike said while embarrassed. "Thanks for letting me come to your home Mrs.Light." "Anything, for Spike's girlfriend." "VELVET!!!" "*Giggle* (I remember when Twilight & Shining would be embarrassed after teasing them whenever they brought Cadence & Flash over.)" So, after getting home and doing homework, Spike & Strike One were out in the front yard, Spike pitching the ball, and Strike One holding the bat. "So, what's the real reason you wanna do this?" Spike asked. "You still know me well." Strike One complimented. "Since this body is different from my boy body, I wanna get used to this body before returning to the field!" "Hmm...that's actually a great idea! Okay, let's do this!" Spike said while throwing the ball into his mitt. "Also, be careful with the bat, it's my brother's." Spike then threw the ball, but Strike One missed as she swung! "Oh darn!" "Don't worry, you just can't strike it in that boyish stance!" "Can you show me how I should be standing?" Asked Strike One. "Of course." Spike then got behind Strike One. "(Yes! He took the bait!)" She thought. "Alright, place the bat, riiiight here!" Spike said while holding Strike One's hands from behind, making her blush. "Now, you gotta tilt your bat to this exact angle, well at least the angle I see Rainbow Dash usually using." "(His face is so close to mine, but no! I gotta stick to the plan to make him ours!)" "Now, your legs should be in this angle!" "Ha ha! N-no! Ha! Stop! It tickles! Ha ha ha!" "Suck it up & take it like a man! At least, that's what Rainbow Dash usually says to a player who's losing confidence." "How do you know what Captain Rainbow Dash says?" "She talks about it when it's just us & Scootaloo, and a bunch of RD's own friends hanging out." "Wow, I'm so jealous you get to hang out with the Captain!" "Well, she'll definitely thank me for this training." Then Spike ran back to his side with the baseball. "Now, let's try that again!" Spike threw the ball again, and that's when... *CRACK!!!* And the ball was sent flying off into.........into.....................wait, is that Diamond Tiara's mansion? *Crash!* "Ow! I'm gonna sue!" She yelled. "Whoa! That was awesome!" Spike shouted. "Yeah I was!" Strike One agreed. "Come-on! Let's continue our training!" Spike helped her catch balls as a catcher, Strike One found out that she can run much much faster as a girl! She even did amazing in the outfield. "Strike One, that's the 3rd time you've made a home run!" "Thanks Spike! What do you say? This new body is really helping me catch up Scootaloo?" "Don't get cocky, Dash can do 12 home runs & Scootaloo can do 8, but yeah, you're still extraordinary! Keep it up." Then Flash Sentry arrives in his car. "Hey Strike One, come-on, mom's cooking dinner." "Coming Flash. Bye Spike!" Then before leaving, she kissed Spike's cheek just in time for Twilight Velvet to take a picture of them. "Yes!" Said Velvet. "(Yes!)" Thought Strike One. "No!" Said Spike. "Ooh, abusing your new gender are we?" "Say what you want bro, he is going to be ours!" "Ours?" "Yeah, me & my friends are gonna share him." "And why are you telling me this?" "Because, Spike is more man than you could ever be, seriously don't do the slowing down thing, just kiss Twilight! That's why everything interrupts you 2 at the last moment." Flash simply rolled his eyes & continued to drive. Ch.4: What a Humble Tumble."Snips, let me be frank with you." "I thought your name was Spike." *Slap!* "Stupid, you can't be a Pokemon Trainer because the animals in this world do not have superpowers! You cannot be a Digimon tamer because the internet doesn't work like that! You cannot be a Monster Breeder because crystals don't work like that and no-one, not even you can see them. You cannot be a Dragon Tamer because no matter how many people you ask, there are no orbs here plus dragons don't exist! I'm not sure what the Yo-Kai watch people are called, but no matter how many prize eggs you open, you will not find a Yo-kai! Also, please...please for the love of Pete, do not get me started on Robopon!" "Would you quit ruining my dreams?" "No! I wont quit ruining your dreams until you grow-up!" "No! I will never grow-up!" Then Snips ran away. "*Sigh!* What an annoyan..." That's when Tumble glomped him from the side. "And speaking of the annoyances in my life." Tumble didn't care one bit of what disgust Spike had, she just kept on hugging him. "Gay!" Said a passing by student. "It's only sorta gay." Replied the student next to him. "But that used to be a boy." "But now he's a she, it's only sorta, we wont know if it's permanent or not until Twilight & her friends capture the culprit, if they don't then it's not sorta gay, it's straight." "Uh...that's one weird way of putting it." "Would you let go of me please?" "Nope! Besides, we got this next period together." "Alright, I'll let you hold on until we get there, but when we're at the room, you wait 2 minutes after I enter so none of them thinks we're dating, understand?" "I do. (Yes! He's letting us touch just like Strike One.)" Spike turned green out of disgust of her saying the thing people getting married say. Soon, they made it to the classroom. Spike went in 1st, but that's when Tumble grabbed his hand and they entered together. "Gwah!" *Thud!* "Spike! Quit fooling around with your girlfriend, and get to your seats!" "But she's not my..." "I don't wanna hear it!" "*Sigh!* Yes Mr.Doodle." Spike then got to a seat in the 2nd to front row, and Tumble took the desk to the right of him and then moved the desk so she could lean her head on his shoulder, causing Spike to put his head down as everyone stared at them. "Great, now then class, today we'll be learning about the history of the romance genre in media, such as books, movies and TV. Now pipe down while I put on the documentary. "Tumble, you really gotta get off of me." "Not a chance in Tartarus, my handsome Prince Spike." Spike turned green with disgust! "*Sigh*" Tumble closed her eyes and snuggled with Spike. "(Yes! 2 out of 5 of us have gotten to feel Spike. Soon Spike will get comfortable being around us and accept us a girls! Then...he'll be all ours!)" Thought Little Piper as she watched them from behind because she had the class as well. "(Props to Mr.Doodle putting on a documentary on love, it must be because of his wedding with Matilda today!)" Thought Tumble. "(Spike, I sure hope you're feeling the love between us.)" "(Man, I wish my friends would hurry-up and catch that guy! Then again, it's actually quite ni...no, stop! These 5 will become boys again! Don't you dare go down that path of perversion Spike! You hate the gender swapping R63! Remember that!)" Spike thought. Then, after the class ended... "I had fun watching the documentary today." "I had a good time watching the doc also, well, I better get to my next class." *Kiss!* Spike then gritted his teeth as he rubbed the kiss mark on his cheek. "(Save Twilight! Please save me!)" Meanwhile... "Get back here!" Twilight shouted. "Never!" The old man shouted back! "Rainbow, AJ, wheel!" Then Applejack & Rainbow Dash formed a wheel and ran over the old man! "Well, hurting old people isn't something we usually do, but we've made an exception! Now, turn the girls back into boys!" Twilight demanded. That's when the old man teleported! "What the?" "Ha! Suckers, it turns out, I'm not an old man!" Then the culprit took off his disguise! "I'm a warlock who's parents are demons! Now if you'll excuse me, Xutaga here has more fun to be had!" That's when he jumped into a portal and escaped into another world. "He escaped!" Said Fluttershy. "What'll we tell Spike?" Asked Rainbow Dash. "Guess we'll tell him...we failed. He now has to accept the fact that his friends will never turn back to normal." Declared Twilight. Ch.5: The Featherbrained Scoop!"Thanks for helping me out with this Spike." "You're welcome Feather Brain." Said Spike. "Anything for a good friend." "You wont be saying that for long." She whispered. "What's that?" "Oh, nothing!" "Okay. (Why? Why did they have to lose this time?)" Spike thought. "Spike, get down!" Then Feather Brain jumped and pushed Spike behind a bush! "Eep!" Spike went as he fell over. *Thud!* Spike the opened his eyes, to see his face oh so close to Feather Brain's face. Then Feather Brain looked the other way. "Be more careful Spike, we're not even supposed to be in this part of town! The students at this school will beat us to death." "Remind me, why are we risking our lives in the bad part of town?" Whispered Spike. "I told you, we're here to expose the truth of Fightclubberson Valley High's Principle Cheap Mage." She explained. "How is it that such a glistening and clean man is living in a rundown city, and is untouched by the crime & violence." "That's a good point Feather Brain, he's come with his football team a few times before & he's just as fancy as the parent of a Crystal Prep student." "Yup, and we're gonna find the truth behind that. Now follow me." "Okay." "By the way, how come no-one else from the school press is here?" "They're too scared to do this! They said they don't want to get stabbed." "Of course." They circled the building of the school to find any air vents. "Hey, over here!" Spike quietly called. "Alright, on the count of 3, one, two..." "Feather Brain, it's open." "Why is it left open though?" "Guess the students break in and change their grades." "That...wouldn't be far off, they do have some pretty sneaky jerks here." Then, they climbed into the vents. "Man, they really need to hire a janit...ah!" "What is it Sp..." They stared straight at the skeleton of the janitor. "Crawl faster?" "Yes!" Feather Brain agreed. "I tell yah, Principle Cheap Mage really needs to feel my fists kissing his face!" Said a student passing by the vent. "Eep! (Garble!)" "What's wrong Spike?" "Sorry, I heard the voice of somebody I feared." "Don't worry about it now, we gotta find the Principle's office." "How do you suppose we do that?" "Simple, a reliable source drew me-up a map, and with it, the principle's office should be this way." Feather Brain pointed. "I hope that this source is right." "Ugh! I can't stand it, this school seriously sucks! It's that Principle who hogs all the money to himself! I wanna ring that guy's skinny neck!" "Eep! (Gilda!)" "Rats? I better warn the lazy lunch ladies, I don't want the terribad food getting even worse." "(What the? Why is she in the bad part of town? She doesn't deserve that kind of Tartarus!)" Eventually, they made it to the Principle's office. "Looks like he's not there." "Don't worry, now we play the waiting game." The waited there for 9 minutes until the principle finally arrived. "Now, play the tape recorder." Feather Brain whispered to Spike. "*Sigh!* Another good day for the students not to know that I'm only giving them 2% of what the school is getting!" He said to himself. "I mean, I deserved this money! I am a person on par with God, I shouldn't be in this city of heathens! I should be in Crystal Prep instead of Principle Cinch!" Spike then mouthed. "Wow, what a stuck up jerk!" "I know!" Feather Brain mouthed back. "Hahaha, my funds to move out are ready, and the person they're gonna replace me with? I believe his name is Sombra? Yep, Sombra is gonna be the one to deal with all of these morons!" "No! These guys don't deserve that!" Spike shouted. "What the? Who's in there?!" Principal Cheap Mage shouted. "Let's dip!" Then Spike & Feather Brain crawled quickly. "Whoa guys, do you hear that?" "Huh, sounds like a lot of rats!" Said Garble. "Hey! We're gonna expose the truth of your greedy Principal!" "Really? Sweet!" Then Garble saw the Principal run by. "Stop him!" "Boys!" "You called boss?" "Yes, time for the 'thing' we always wanted to do!" "Really?" "You still have your wheel chair from when you had the doctor suck the fat out of your legs right?" "I sure do boss!" "Great!" Eventually, Spike and Feather Brain made it out of the vents. "Aha! I got you now! so, would you kindly erase all of what you heard? Or must I..." "Hey Cheapskate!" Garble called out! "Get rocked!" Then a slingshot fired the wheelchair containing a bag of rocks on the seat! "What in the?" Cheap Mage then dodged. "Ha! You missed your only chance to..." That's when Clump kicked him in the balls! "Gah! My...little ones!" Then Spike & Feather Brain took a bus back to their school. "Yes! We did it!" "That was a close one!" Spike said. "I couldn't have done it without you." Then Feather Brain hugged Spike. "(Phew, at least this one isn't kissing me.)" Then they made it back to school. "See yah Spike, I'll be going to the club room so I can get this paper published." "Alright, I'll see you later, I'm heading home." "What?" "It's Saturday, you know that right?" "Oh..." "Yeah, I'll see you Monday." "Wait, before you go, I wanna reward you for joining me on a life threatening adventure." "(No!) Oh, don't worry about it, it was my pleas..." Too late, the lips were on his cheek already. "(Dang it!)" "See you Monday!" Then she sped off into the building because for some reason schools always leave their front door unlocked. "This better stop, I gotta find some time to tell them to please stop kissing me!" Ch.6: Got Game?"Hey boyfriend!" Joystick greeted, Spike blushed with an angry face. "Don't call me that." "Aww...look at that, you're beginning to accept us, just look at that cute tsundere face you're putting on." "Hey, would you please stop being uncool?" "Sorry, but you know how girls say 'hey girlfriend'? Well I thought why not say hey boyfriend to you?" "Because everyone will get the wrong idea if you say that in public just like right now!" Then Spike pointed to the 2 giggling girls...no wait, that's Snips & Snails doing some crossdressing...they actually make convincing girls. "What do they know? Come with me Spike, it's game time!" "Alright, just promise you won't say things like boyfriend." "We'll see..." Spike entered the arcade with Joystick. "Alright, we're winning this game!" "Yeah, we've working hard to make it to the final level, and we're gonna win the game!" Spike agreed. ''No turning back, our training from the 1st person to beat this game beleives we will be the 2nd & 3rd.'' Spike and Joystick took a bit from their pocket, and inserted it! ''So, who's player one?'' "Why don't we flip?" "Okay." Then Spike jokingly put up his middle fi... "No! Not like that! Also, why?" "You said flip and you opened me up for that joke!" Spike said while laughing. "I meant, flip a bit." "I know, I was just kidding." So Joystick threw the coin into the air. "I call h..." "I call heads!" Joystick interrupted. "Hey!" Then the coin hit Spike on the head. "Ow! It hit the spot I accidentally scratched off a scab." "What happened that a scab formed on your head?" "An eagle dive bombed me during a picnic with the family, luckily Fluttershy happened to be frolicking in the flower fields we were eating at." "Oh, but anyways..." Then Joystick grabbed Spike's head, pulled it down, and took a look at the coin. "...dang it, tails!" Spike was looking right at Joystick's developing chest. Like there was 1 centimeter separating him and her. "(Well, you're certainly developing exceptionally.)" Spike thought. Joystick then removed Spike's head from her grip. "(Man, I hope I don't end-up like Toby from Catherine, getting with a girl who used to be a dude.)" "Alright, let's play. (Yes, now that he's gotten a look at the chest of a girl first hand, we're close to having him fall for us, I just need to kiss his cheek next after we beat this game!)" Spike was player 1 and Joystick was player 2. "Dang it, I wish I was Player One, you're gonna pick the best character." Complained Joystick while throwing her fists up and then down. "(That was cute.) Alright, I'll choose Metal Tad!" "Guess I'm going with my personal best, Shell Ma Tell!" Then they pressed start after selecting their characters, and then Level one began! "Joystick, it's the dreaded Mutton Bash, kill it for bonus points!" "Spike! Get that zombie sock puppet!" "Aw-man, not the Chimanra, a hybrid of Chimera & Human!" "Don't worry, I got this!" *BOOM!* It was an intense journey! Gaining the ultimate weapons, the ultimate power ups, always making sure they have the 3 potion maximum, pockets stuffed with bits in case their character dies, 2 large cups of soda so they don't dehydrate and die like that guy from the Berserk creepypasta. But, their struggles eventually landed them to the boss before the final boss! "Alright, we haven't seen this mid boss yet because of them throwing in all of those Vampire Baseball Bats." Said Joystick. "Yeah, let's see who's the jerk we gotta beat before the main jerk!" Said Spike. They opened the door, to find themselves in a dark room. "Where are we?" Asked Spike's character. "Oooooooh, so you've made it this far have you?" asked a mysterious figure. Spike & Joystick's character looked at the direction the voice was coming from. "Get ready Joystick!" That's when the lights flicked on to reveal a stage, and taking front stage was.... "Well, now you gotta deal with me! Micheal Jackson if he was a Japanese school girl!" "*Hurk!* that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! I should know because one night I saw my dad squatting in the nude!" "Gah! Don't give me that image Joystick!" "Sooooo, my lovelies, ready to die?" That's when School girl Micheal Jackson leapt at them with the grace of a ballerina! that's when Spike's character used his sword to slash the crossdressing monster! "Eww, I don't like that grunt he made!" Spike said. "You jerks! Snake attack!" Then he lifted his skirt and snakes flew at Joystick's character. "Short pulse!" Then the snakes all died! "Magic blast!" Then he pulled out a magic wand from behind his skirt and fired a magical beam at them which Spike sent back with his shield causing School Girl Micheal Jackson to get disarmed. "Okay! Sword backslash!" Then Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson teleported and reappeared behind Spike's character with a sword in his hand. "Look out!" Then Joystick's character threw a Maximum Bomb at Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson! "Oh-no, you've figured out how to counter all of my attacks! Okay, I surrender, don't kill me please!" Then they killed Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson. "High 5 boyfriend!" "I told you not to call me that!" "Hey, I'm just playing around with you." After defeating Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson, they entered, the final room. "So...you've defeated my armies, destroyed my mind controlling stations all across this land, and even managed to takeover my Ice Cream franchise! Well, guess that's plenty reason to end your lives right here and now!" That's when John Cena's theme song played in the background. "Ladies and gentleman, on this corner we got the challengers, and in this corner.......WE GOT WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION THE SCORPION TAILED DRAGON VERSION OF JOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The announcer announced. "Uh...okay now this is the most bizarre monster of them all!" Said Spike. "Yep." Agreed Joystick. "You guys can't see me after I finish you guys with my knuckle shuffle!" Then Spike's character got into the ring 1st. John Cena then fired acid spit at Joystick's character! That's when Spike's character blocked with his shield that quickly dissolved. "Hey, what's the big idea?" Asked Spike's character. "Sorry, but I gotta make sure I take out all possible obstacles that get in the way of me winning!" Then the fight began! Scorpion Tailed Dragon John Cena was a powerful boss! killing their characters a whole 10 times! But they had tokens to spare! After their 12th death, Spike & Joystick managed to have his HP bar go down to 70% before dying again! Eventually however... "Yes! he's now down to 1%!" "But Spike! I'm down to my last token!" "Dang it! I have no tokens left on me!" That's when John Cena killed Spike's character! "Oh-no!" "Spike catch!" "But it's your token, you should defeat him!" "I hate to admit this Spike, but you were doing better than me in this game! You're the new video game king!" It was then, in a determined face, Spike caught the token as John Cena killed Joystick's character! "Oh-no!" "I got this one Joystick!" Spike then dodged John Cena's one-shot attack and then thrusted his blade into the Muscular Scorpian Tailed Dragon's chest! "Well, just like Steel Golem CM Punk, you have defeated me and taken the champion belt as well." Then as John Cena fell, the announcer shouted. "AND BEHOLD YOUR NEW CHAMPIOOOOOOOON!!!" Then the crowd cheered. "Spike you did it!" "Heh, I couldn't have done it without y..." Then Joystick kissed Spike's cheek! "(Why?)" "See you later boyfriend!" "Quit saying that! It does not work with guys!" Meanwhile, Little Piper received a text from Joystick. "Now's your chance to land the kiss on his lips Little Piper." The text said. "Alright, the plan is going well, after I kiss him on the lips, all 5 of us will confront him the next day and after that, he is ours." Ch.7: The Adventure!"(I don't like the looks of things, the past few days, they've been kissing my cheeks. I have a bad feeling that if I run into Little Piper, she'll be the one to kiss me on the lips!)" Spike thought. "I gotta avoid her tod..." That's when a bunch of people in pirate costumes stopped next to Spike in their mini van! "Uh..." "Yar! I am Captain Fug Yu and this is my crew, the Stallions!" "Old man Geri and a bunch of the old people from the retirement home?" "Hey Spike, you may wanna get out of the way, because we mounted a real miniature cannon to the top of this cannon and we're gonna rob that bank!" Then he raised his sword. "Now Wendell! Fire!" "Um...all of you need to take your meds and go to bed now." Said Wendell, one of the aids from the retirement home. Then they all pointed their swords and pistols at Wendell. "*Sigh!* I need a raise after this." Spike then stepped in the cannon's direction. "Spike, get outta the way!" Said Geri. "No old man! I'm gonna step in front of the cannon, then have you guys arrested for piracy!" "Well, his funeral! Fi..." That's when a long grey boot collided with Geri's head, knocking out his dentures! "Ow!" "Sorry Geri, but I can't let you do that!" "Dangit, it's Little Piper! Get her my Stallions!" "I jump outta the way as old man Mr.Waddles tries to crush me with his walker! I quickly grab Spike and get him out of the way as old lady Golden Delicious and her cats went in for the pounce!" She narrated. "Hey, Little Piper." "Yes Spike?" "You're doing that thing again." "What thing? She asked as she jumped out of the way of a pistol firing." She narrated again. "You're doing that self narration thing when intense action scenes are happening." "What? I don't do that. She replied as she dodged a blast from the can..." "There you are doing it again!" Spike pointed out as Little Piper kicked a blade out of Mr.Greenhooves's hand which she then caught. "Ha ha! Little Piper went as she dropped Spike and ran into the crowd, using her sword to block bullets!" "Little Piper! Look out! Whoa! George, watch out for that tree! Too late! Little Piper, duck!" "(Yes! He's getting worried I might get hurt! Convenient that there would be an adventure happening today actually.)" She thought. "Little Piper then gets her hands on a pistol and begins disarming everyone! After gathering enough pistols and swords, she loads them into the cannon's opening, and since the cannon was clogged, it blew up! Causing Wendell to be sent flying high into the sky only to land face 1st on the billboard with a picture of prank doggy doo doo!" "Doooooh, okay Little Piper, you're asking for it!" "He said with rage in his eyes! He then tries to run at me, firing his pistol wildly, but all he could do was walk in slow motion as I took away his pistol and threw it into the sewer! I then kick him in the stomach, but that was a big mistake!" "Hee hee hee hee hee! Yargh! I got yer boyfriend! Surrender lass!" "I had to think fast! He held a sword to Spike's neck! He was helpless." "No I'm not! Look! Then Spike got out of Geri's arms with little to no effort because he's such a weak and feeble old man! Oh dang it! Now you got me doing it! Thanks a lo..." That's when Geri cut his leg! "Yeow!" Spike fell, and held to cut as he laid there! "Har har har! You're at my mercy Little Piper, give-up, get my crew back up, and back off as we rob the bank!" "I look around! Trying to find a way to counter attack. My pistol, out of ammo, and his still with ammo and pointed to Spike! But, I reply with. Never villain!" "Have it your way!" "He squeezes the trigger, but before the shot goes off, I throw my sword, deflecting the bullet, the bullet then bounced and almost hit Wendell by half an inch! As the old man becomes confused to what had just happened, I used that window of opportunity to kick away his pistol! Then I kick him away from Spike!" "Argh, I think that be my spleen! I said in pain...Aw dang it, that's just as contagious as the Black Death! I should know, I'm older than you think!" "Well, maybe you and your crew could teach history in jail! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!" Later, at the hospital... "Well, he didn't cut deep, but in case we overlooked any tendons, I suggest not doing an running for 3 days." "Thanks Doc." Said Spike. "Don't thank me, the real heroine here is Little Piper. If if weren't for her, you could of bled out! Alright, I'll be going now, have a good day Spike." Then the Doctor left. Little Piper sat next to Spike as he waited for his parents. "Hey." Spike said to her. "Thanks for saving me from those old people pirates. Well, thanks for saving me from Geri, I had no Idea he was that crazy!" "In a town full of strange occurrences such as Sunset Satan & The Sirens,there's bound to be weird bad guys." "You're going to kiss me aren't you? The others all did, and since you saved me from getting killed..." Spike was stopped as Little Piper placed her lips on his. "Spike!" Twilight Velvet & Night Light called. "There's my parents...I'll see you later." "Bye Spike." Then as Spike was in the car, next to Twilight...he felt a small smile on his face from the feeling of the kiss on his lips. "(Maybe...I should just accept it...it'll be much better if I just accept their feelings. It wont be weird, unless Adam Sandler points it out. like how in Pixels he pointed it out when Q'bert transformed into that lady with the swords. Guys, Trahzo didn't hate the movie, shocking I know.)" Spike then looked out the window smiling. "(Ooh, Spike is accepting his feelings for the girls!)" Twilight thought as she looked at the rear view mirror. Meanwhile, Little Piper texted Tumble, Strike One, Joystick, and Featherbrain, telling them that it's time to confront Spike." Ch.8: As Usual, Spike Gets Them All.After getting back home from the hospital, Spike sat on the living room couch as he watched We Bare Bears (Watch it, you will feel no regrets!) when suddenly the door bell rang. *Ding dong, Fred Fredburger, yes!* "We gotta replace that door bell. Twilight, could you open that?" He called. "Come on, my leg got cut by a sword!" "(Eh, I do owe this guy, we did fail to stop the culprit.)" Twilight then opened the door. "Oh, hello girls, Spike is sitting on the couch." "Thanks Twilight." Said Little Piper. "Spike?" Spike then paused the TV and turned to see all 5 of them. "Hey girls, what's up?" "We wanna say something very important." Said Featherbrain. "Spike, ever since a certain moment in the time we've known you......we've all developed a crush on you." Said Strike One. "You don't say. (To be honest, it was as obvious as my crush on Rarity.)" He replied sarcastically. "Spike, I fell for you the day we met, back when I was Rumble." Said Tumble. "I fell for you after you helped me with getting that very famous scoop last year when I was still Featherweight." Said Featherbrain. "I loved you after you got my dad's baseball back from those bullies back when I was First Base." Said Strike One. "I was in love with you the moment you helped me get over my crush on Sweetie Belle after she started dating that guy a year above us back when I was still Button Mash and when my dad was still my mom." Said Joystick. Then Little Piper stood at the front of the group. "I was worried my idol Vice Principle Luna would yell at me for destroying the school spirit stick but that's when you said you'd take the blame back when I was still Pipsqueak. After that day, I couldn't stop thinking of us as a couple." "Whoa...(was that alternate version of me really that cool?)" He thought. "We couldn't tell you...well Tumble told you lots of times, but point is that we couldn't tell you since You're straight and would most likely reject us. But this magical transformation from male to female gave us hope." Then all of them went to join Spike on the couch. "Spike, let us be your harem, please?" All 5 asked. "What?" "I speak for all of us when I say, please let us love you." Spike then got up and stared at them. "Well, I actually think you girls are pretty cool now and back when you were boys. I admit, I was having a hard time accepting you 5 having a permanent change, and getting grossed out by the kisses. Though, after Little Piper took my 1st kiss, I decided to accept it. I was planning to ask you if you'd be my harem actually." "Wait, you actually do want us?" all 5 said with mouthes agape. Spike then smiled as he was pulled in to be kissed all over his face. "(Wow, I scored real hard...but seeing that that alternate version of me in my home world was so cool, I gotta out cool him somehow....someday.) Ha, so girls, feel like watching the rest of this cartoon with me?" So they all hugged Spike while watching the rest of We Bare Bears. The End. Author's Note Fact: I typed this chapter with my phone and no you cannot have my cell number or house number.
Ch.1:Friends Till the End"Well, that was one fun adventure alternate dimension me, but now it's time for us to leave." Said Twilight. "Hey..." Asked Alternate Dimension Spike. "You don't like it here do you?" "Yeah, I actually hate it." Replied another Spike. "Well, how's about we switch places? This world is awesome!" "Y...you really wanna switch places?" "Yeah, my world is pretty normal, but hey, on the bright side, you can take a permanent break from all this excitement....if you feel like risking going to school." "Meh, school's nothing compared to Twilight, you sure you wanna risk her teachings for thrills?" "Deal with Twilight? Are you kidding me?" "I guess it's a little ridiculous to ask that question since we've dealt with her behavior for years." Spike joked. "Then it's settled I stay here & have fun adventures, while you have fun living with mom & dad." "Mom & dad?" "Oh, um......you'll understand once you get there." So, the Spike from the other world stayed in Equestria, while Spike of Equestria went with the alternate dimension mane 6." *Months later...* "Alright Twilight Velvet, I'm heading out!" "Have a good day Spike, and would you stop addressing your parents by their 1st names?!" It was too late, Spike had made it out the front door. "We need him to spend more time with us & Shining Armor!" Said Night Light. Spike, a cheerful 10 year old boy was riding his bicycle down the sunny neighborhood of Canterlot eager to meet-up with his guy friends at the arcade. Rumble, Button Mash, Pipsqueak, First Base, and Featherweight were all heading there with their allowances as well. Spike was speeding down the street as Scootaloo riding her scooter and with the Crusaders in tow rode next to him. "Yo, morning Spike!" Scootaloo greeted. "Watch out for that tree!" It was too late, the CMC all slammed into a tree. "We're okay!" The Cutiemark Crusader Sandwich said in pain. Spike & his friends had met-up at the arcade entrance. "Hey guys!" Spike said, chaining up his bike. "Hee-hi Spike." Greeted Rumble with a goofy stare & half lidded bedroom eyes. "Ready whoop everyone's butts?!" Said Button Mash confidently. "Hmph, I practiced these games enough to catch up to you Button." Said Rumble. "None of them are gonna beat me at the sports genre games!" Said First Base. "I'm just ready for some fun." Said Pipsqueak. "Let's go guys, we can't play those games if we're standing around here!" Said Featherweight. So, all 6 played furiously, fighting for an even higher score than the one before! Showing everyone at the arcade how it's done! Spike defeated Diamond Tiara's butler Randolph at Pac-Man! First Base beating Snips at Pong! Button Mash owning at Super Mario Bros. They were an unbeatable team! Getting their pictures on the bathroom door. Aftewards, they all went to the pizza parlor across the street. "A toast to showing everyone that we're the gaming kings!" Said Spike. "Yeah!" everyone shouted. "Man, you guys are the best friends I can ask for." Said Pipsqueak. "Ha... same here." Said Featherweight. "We all owe a lot to you Button Mash." Said Rumble. "You were dominating there!" "You know, I can just tell, that no matter what, our friendship wont be destroyed by anything." Said Button Mash. "*Sigh!* I'm so glad I get to hang out with bros every know and again, I mean, I love hanging with my female friends, but hey, even I need bro time but Big Mac & Shining Armor are always too busy and can only hang out during big games. I'm glad I got you 5, because Snips & Snails are too stupid that their lack of brains makes me feel that I am becoming stupider whenever I'm forced to talk to them." Spike explained. "(If only you'd let me kiss you!)" Thought Rumble. "(My crush on Sweetie Belle is a lie, I only hang with her to get to you!)" Thought Button Mash. "(I want spill my ink all over you!)"Thought Featherweight. "(I wanna go to all 4 bases with you!)" Thought First Base. "(And so, my little crush on you grows more & more.)" Thought Pipsqueak. "Well, better head home now, I'm gonna show my mom & dad Death Battle." Said Spike. "See you later bros!" So after getting a bite to eat, Spike and his friends all went their separate ways. Spike had just unchained his bike until... "Excuse me son?" Asked an old man. "Would you mind letting an old geezer ride with you? Just a couple blocks?" "Uh, no!" "Why not?" "You look like a creeper pedophile, you better just back away now unless you want me to breath fire all over you!" Said Spike before putting on his helmet then bailing on his bike. "No respect for the elders, I hate this generation so much! Well congratulations boy, because, let's see how close you & those other boys are after your friends turn into girls, hahahahahahaha." He said as his hands glowed blue.
Ch.2: When Things Change.Spike was just being dropped off by his parents to Canterlot High, a High School that has kid students also for some reason. I mean come-on, I don't think Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Snips, and Snails are smart enough to skip that many grades, Snips & Snails especially, unless they're all 13 year old freshman just going through puber.... "Psssst! Spike!" Whispered a female voice. "Never heard that voice before, hey! Show yourself! How do you know my na..." *Konk!* A pebble had struck his head. "Spike, over here!" Said another female voice. Spike came closer to where the voices were coming from. He then saw a hand motioning him from behind the bushes! He then parted them and found himself in a grassy area covered by bushes & trees. "Wow, this place would be great to hide from hall monitors." Spike commented before 5 figures jumped from the trees! All 5 posed before an explosion happened! "Uh..." "Hey Spike!" All 5 greeted. "You 5 look like the hot girl versions of my guy friends." Spike said. "I aint gonna ask you ladies out, that'll be ultra awkward for m..." "Spike?" Spoke one of them. "Yes?" "We are your guy friends." "What?" "Some magical force turned us into girls!" "Wh-wh...what do you mean by...that?" "Girls! Roll call!" Then they all jumped into the air as a song played in the background! "They used to be maaaaaale, until one night a magical forced swapped their gendeeeers!" "The Gaming King of Canterlot High has now become the Gaming Queen of Canterlot High! I was just playing Pokemon Rumble World one night until suddenly I evolved from Button Mash to...Joystick!" Then Joystick posed as her voice echoed! "They are the heroines of their own story and will never forgive anyone who challenges them!" "I am the chief editor of Canterlot High's newspaper! Wait till they get the scoop of me going from male...to female! Introducing...Feather Brain!" Then Feather Brain posed as her voice echoed as well! "It doesn't matter if they are tomboys because they are so awesooooooooooome!" "Heck yeah they are!" Sang Rainbow Dash. Then the music got even more dramatic. "The best batter for Canterlot High's baseball team, the little brother of Flash Sentry, now the little sister of Flash Sentry, I am....Strike One!" Then she posed as her voice echoed as well. "Behold their bravery! Beware their dynamite power!" "Everyone knows I'm gay for you Spike, but now that I'm a girl! I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD BACK!!! I am...Tumble!" Then she posed as her voice echoed louder as well! "They all have an exciting tale to tell, so don't you miss their adventuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs!" "You go girls!" Pinkie Pie sang. "Like the Kids Next Door, I am the leader of this group of brave hearted girls who used to be boys! I used to be known as Pipsqueak, but now I am.....Little Piper!" She then posed with an echoing voice. "Because Little Pip belongs to the OC from the Fallout parody." "Theyare:R63sentai GIRL RANGER!!!" *Riiiiiing!* "Welp, that's the bell, we are all late for 1st period." Spike said. "I'll be seeing you all at lunch I guess." Spike said while awkwardly backing away. "Wow Trahzo, you've written so many songs that you should make an album." Said Pinkie Pie. G-g-get out of here! scram! Or do I need to kick you all the way to New Jersey again, just like back in Featherweight vs. Spike: Challenge of a Man? "You win this round! But I will come back!" Pinkie said to me before disappearing into the bushes, and then pulling on the side of the screen to cut to the next scene. Spike & the 5 were all at the lunch tables, enjoying the school calzones. "So, you have no idea, none at as to how this all happened?" pike asked. "Nope, not a clue." Replied Little Piper. "For some strange reason, my mom transformed with me." Said Joystick. "You mom went from Milf to Dilf?" Asked Tumble, whom of which was hugging Spike's right arm. "Would you please let go of me?" "Not until you let me kiss you! What else must I do to get one?!" "*Sigh!* Listen guys, let's not let this ruin our brotherhood, okay? Underneath those pretty faces, and cute fashions, you 5 are still my guy friends, right?" "Right!" 4 of them agreed. "Right, Tumble?" Asked Spike. "Aw-man, fine!" Then Tumble turned around and crossed her arms as she puffed her cheeks in annoyance. "Alright, I'll see you guys later. I'm gonna go tell Twilight about this so she & her friends will hunt down the culprit instead of telling the cops just because." Spike said as he got up from his seat and left. "Okay, gang, time to put our plan since we were 7 years old into effect! Operation: R63 fanfiction is a-go!" Declared Little Piper. "Yeah!" The other 4 said. "YEAH! Sorry, I never miss the opportunity to shout yeah." Said Bulk Biceps. "Alright girls, hands in." Said Strike One. "Spike, mark our words, you will be ours!" Shouted Feather Brain before all of them broke the hands in! "Would you please stop yelling? Or do we need to have you vacate the premises?" Asked Hall Monitor Adagio Dazzle with Hall Monitors Aria Blaze & Sonata Dusk standing behind him. "Oh, sorry about that." Said Tumble.
Ch.3: Stepping up to Bat!"So, if I harness the power from within, I shall become, a Super Saiyan!" Said Snips. "No, you have to be both of the Saiyan alien race and be pure of heart Snails." Spike explained. "Well, I just haven't been trying hard enough to be a super human then, like Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Videl, and...does Tien Shihan count? Because he's a triclops." "Yeah, he counts." "Chiotzu as well?" "I guess." "Oh well, I guess I gotta try and be able to do a Kamehameha Wave!" "No, you need to be able to generate plasmatic Ki energy from your hands in order to do that, the Film Theorists proved that they can generate enough heat to create plasma as an attack, can you create a sun? No! Also the fact the Ki energy attacks are essentially miniature suns was a secret factor to how Superman killed Son Goku in Death Battle 2 times in a row, Goku's attacks were both miniature yellow & blue suns! He was just throwing Superman even more power every time he used an attack!" "Whoa.....you just blew all of our minds!" Said Diamond Tiara. "I know, how could I have never thought of that?" Green Cycle asked himself. "Well, guess I just gotta..." "You can't be a ninja, you suck at stealth, Devil Fruits do not exist, you cannot be a Soul Reaper because you need to be dead, and you can't be an assassin because I've seen how you shoot cans with a bebe gun, have you seen what the dudes in Toriko can do? Sorry Snails, you cannot kick ass!" "Oh yeah? If all of this is impossible, then why have we been attacked by mystical forces twice, plus Featherweight, Rumble, Button Mash, Pipsqueak, and First Base all turning into girls?" "Because, Sunset Shimmer came from a world where magic does exist, and the same goes for the Dazzlings, it's other worldly, not from this world, and I can only assume the reason my friends are girls now is because of another otherworldly force! So ha! You can't do what you do unless you gain those powers from another world that you will be incredibly stupid to understand & survive in!" "Burn!" Whispered Brawly Beats. *Riiiiiing!* "Now if you can excuse me, I'll be going home." Spike was waiting for his parents to pick him up from the Cafe. "Hey there Spike." Said Strike One. "Oh, hey there First B...I mean Strike One, what's up?" "Can I tag along with you? I wanna play some baseball for sun instead of playing it competitively for a." "Did you call your parents, telling them that you're coming with me?" "Yep." "Okay, I'll explain it to my parents when they get here." So after explaining to Twilight Velvet, they were off to his house. "Ooh, Spike doesn't take many girls home you know." Cooed Twilight Velvet. "Velvet! This 'girl' used to be a boy!" "Hmph, I'd rather have Twilight & her friends fail to capture this criminal so you can be a stud like your brother." "Dang it Velvet!" Spike said while embarrassed. "Thanks for letting me come to your home Mrs.Light." "Anything, for Spike's girlfriend." "VELVET!!!" "*Giggle* (I remember when Twilight & Shining would be embarrassed after teasing them whenever they brought Cadence & Flash over.)" So, after getting home and doing homework, Spike & Strike One were out in the front yard, Spike pitching the ball, and Strike One holding the bat. "So, what's the real reason you wanna do this?" Spike asked. "You still know me well." Strike One complimented. "Since this body is different from my boy body, I wanna get used to this body before returning to the field!" "Hmm...that's actually a great idea! Okay, let's do this!" Spike said while throwing the ball into his mitt. "Also, be careful with the bat, it's my brother's." Spike then threw the ball, but Strike One missed as she swung! "Oh darn!" "Don't worry, you just can't strike it in that boyish stance!" "Can you show me how I should be standing?" Asked Strike One. "Of course." Spike then got behind Strike One. "(Yes! He took the bait!)" She thought. "Alright, place the bat, riiiight here!" Spike said while holding Strike One's hands from behind, making her blush. "Now, you gotta tilt your bat to this exact angle, well at least the angle I see Rainbow Dash usually using." "(His face is so close to mine, but no! I gotta stick to the plan to make him ours!)" "Now, your legs should be in this angle!" "Ha ha! N-no! Ha! Stop! It tickles! Ha ha ha!" "Suck it up & take it like a man! At least, that's what Rainbow Dash usually says to a player who's losing confidence." "How do you know what Captain Rainbow Dash says?" "She talks about it when it's just us & Scootaloo, and a bunch of RD's own friends hanging out." "Wow, I'm so jealous you get to hang out with the Captain!" "Well, she'll definitely thank me for this training." Then Spike ran back to his side with the baseball. "Now, let's try that again!" Spike threw the ball again, and that's when... *CRACK!!!* And the ball was sent flying off into.........into.....................wait, is that Diamond Tiara's mansion? *Crash!* "Ow! I'm gonna sue!" She yelled. "Whoa! That was awesome!" Spike shouted. "Yeah I was!" Strike One agreed. "Come-on! Let's continue our training!" Spike helped her catch balls as a catcher, Strike One found out that she can run much much faster as a girl! She even did amazing in the outfield. "Strike One, that's the 3rd time you've made a home run!" "Thanks Spike! What do you say? This new body is really helping me catch up Scootaloo?" "Don't get cocky, Dash can do 12 home runs & Scootaloo can do 8, but yeah, you're still extraordinary! Keep it up." Then Flash Sentry arrives in his car. "Hey Strike One, come-on, mom's cooking dinner." "Coming Flash. Bye Spike!" Then before leaving, she kissed Spike's cheek just in time for Twilight Velvet to take a picture of them. "Yes!" Said Velvet. "(Yes!)" Thought Strike One. "No!" Said Spike. "Ooh, abusing your new gender are we?" "Say what you want bro, he is going to be ours!" "Ours?" "Yeah, me & my friends are gonna share him." "And why are you telling me this?" "Because, Spike is more man than you could ever be, seriously don't do the slowing down thing, just kiss Twilight! That's why everything interrupts you 2 at the last moment." Flash simply rolled his eyes & continued to drive.
Ch.4: What a Humble Tumble."Snips, let me be frank with you." "I thought your name was Spike." *Slap!* "Stupid, you can't be a Pokemon Trainer because the animals in this world do not have superpowers! You cannot be a Digimon tamer because the internet doesn't work like that! You cannot be a Monster Breeder because crystals don't work like that and no-one, not even you can see them. You cannot be a Dragon Tamer because no matter how many people you ask, there are no orbs here plus dragons don't exist! I'm not sure what the Yo-Kai watch people are called, but no matter how many prize eggs you open, you will not find a Yo-kai! Also, please...please for the love of Pete, do not get me started on Robopon!" "Would you quit ruining my dreams?" "No! I wont quit ruining your dreams until you grow-up!" "No! I will never grow-up!" Then Snips ran away. "*Sigh!* What an annoyan..." That's when Tumble glomped him from the side. "And speaking of the annoyances in my life." Tumble didn't care one bit of what disgust Spike had, she just kept on hugging him. "Gay!" Said a passing by student. "It's only sorta gay." Replied the student next to him. "But that used to be a boy." "But now he's a she, it's only sorta, we wont know if it's permanent or not until Twilight & her friends capture the culprit, if they don't then it's not sorta gay, it's straight." "Uh...that's one weird way of putting it." "Would you let go of me please?" "Nope! Besides, we got this next period together." "Alright, I'll let you hold on until we get there, but when we're at the room, you wait 2 minutes after I enter so none of them thinks we're dating, understand?" "I do. (Yes! He's letting us touch just like Strike One.)" Spike turned green out of disgust of her saying the thing people getting married say. Soon, they made it to the classroom. Spike went in 1st, but that's when Tumble grabbed his hand and they entered together. "Gwah!" *Thud!* "Spike! Quit fooling around with your girlfriend, and get to your seats!" "But she's not my..." "I don't wanna hear it!" "*Sigh!* Yes Mr.Doodle." Spike then got to a seat in the 2nd to front row, and Tumble took the desk to the right of him and then moved the desk so she could lean her head on his shoulder, causing Spike to put his head down as everyone stared at them. "Great, now then class, today we'll be learning about the history of the romance genre in media, such as books, movies and TV. Now pipe down while I put on the documentary. "Tumble, you really gotta get off of me." "Not a chance in Tartarus, my handsome Prince Spike." Spike turned green with disgust! "*Sigh*" Tumble closed her eyes and snuggled with Spike. "(Yes! 2 out of 5 of us have gotten to feel Spike. Soon Spike will get comfortable being around us and accept us a girls! Then...he'll be all ours!)" Thought Little Piper as she watched them from behind because she had the class as well. "(Props to Mr.Doodle putting on a documentary on love, it must be because of his wedding with Matilda today!)" Thought Tumble. "(Spike, I sure hope you're feeling the love between us.)" "(Man, I wish my friends would hurry-up and catch that guy! Then again, it's actually quite ni...no, stop! These 5 will become boys again! Don't you dare go down that path of perversion Spike! You hate the gender swapping R63! Remember that!)" Spike thought. Then, after the class ended... "I had fun watching the documentary today." "I had a good time watching the doc also, well, I better get to my next class." *Kiss!* Spike then gritted his teeth as he rubbed the kiss mark on his cheek. "(Save Twilight! Please save me!)" Meanwhile... "Get back here!" Twilight shouted. "Never!" The old man shouted back! "Rainbow, AJ, wheel!" Then Applejack & Rainbow Dash formed a wheel and ran over the old man! "Well, hurting old people isn't something we usually do, but we've made an exception! Now, turn the girls back into boys!" Twilight demanded. That's when the old man teleported! "What the?" "Ha! Suckers, it turns out, I'm not an old man!" Then the culprit took off his disguise! "I'm a warlock who's parents are demons! Now if you'll excuse me, Xutaga here has more fun to be had!" That's when he jumped into a portal and escaped into another world. "He escaped!" Said Fluttershy. "What'll we tell Spike?" Asked Rainbow Dash. "Guess we'll tell him...we failed. He now has to accept the fact that his friends will never turn back to normal." Declared Twilight.
Ch.5: The Featherbrained Scoop!"Thanks for helping me out with this Spike." "You're welcome Feather Brain." Said Spike. "Anything for a good friend." "You wont be saying that for long." She whispered. "What's that?" "Oh, nothing!" "Okay. (Why? Why did they have to lose this time?)" Spike thought. "Spike, get down!" Then Feather Brain jumped and pushed Spike behind a bush! "Eep!" Spike went as he fell over. *Thud!* Spike the opened his eyes, to see his face oh so close to Feather Brain's face. Then Feather Brain looked the other way. "Be more careful Spike, we're not even supposed to be in this part of town! The students at this school will beat us to death." "Remind me, why are we risking our lives in the bad part of town?" Whispered Spike. "I told you, we're here to expose the truth of Fightclubberson Valley High's Principle Cheap Mage." She explained. "How is it that such a glistening and clean man is living in a rundown city, and is untouched by the crime & violence." "That's a good point Feather Brain, he's come with his football team a few times before & he's just as fancy as the parent of a Crystal Prep student." "Yup, and we're gonna find the truth behind that. Now follow me." "Okay." "By the way, how come no-one else from the school press is here?" "They're too scared to do this! They said they don't want to get stabbed." "Of course." They circled the building of the school to find any air vents. "Hey, over here!" Spike quietly called. "Alright, on the count of 3, one, two..." "Feather Brain, it's open." "Why is it left open though?" "Guess the students break in and change their grades." "That...wouldn't be far off, they do have some pretty sneaky jerks here." Then, they climbed into the vents. "Man, they really need to hire a janit...ah!" "What is it Sp..." They stared straight at the skeleton of the janitor. "Crawl faster?" "Yes!" Feather Brain agreed. "I tell yah, Principle Cheap Mage really needs to feel my fists kissing his face!" Said a student passing by the vent. "Eep! (Garble!)" "What's wrong Spike?" "Sorry, I heard the voice of somebody I feared." "Don't worry about it now, we gotta find the Principle's office." "How do you suppose we do that?" "Simple, a reliable source drew me-up a map, and with it, the principle's office should be this way." Feather Brain pointed. "I hope that this source is right." "Ugh! I can't stand it, this school seriously sucks! It's that Principle who hogs all the money to himself! I wanna ring that guy's skinny neck!" "Eep! (Gilda!)" "Rats? I better warn the lazy lunch ladies, I don't want the terribad food getting even worse." "(What the? Why is she in the bad part of town? She doesn't deserve that kind of Tartarus!)" Eventually, they made it to the Principle's office. "Looks like he's not there." "Don't worry, now we play the waiting game." The waited there for 9 minutes until the principle finally arrived. "Now, play the tape recorder." Feather Brain whispered to Spike. "*Sigh!* Another good day for the students not to know that I'm only giving them 2% of what the school is getting!" He said to himself. "I mean, I deserved this money! I am a person on par with God, I shouldn't be in this city of heathens! I should be in Crystal Prep instead of Principle Cinch!" Spike then mouthed. "Wow, what a stuck up jerk!" "I know!" Feather Brain mouthed back. "Hahaha, my funds to move out are ready, and the person they're gonna replace me with? I believe his name is Sombra? Yep, Sombra is gonna be the one to deal with all of these morons!" "No! These guys don't deserve that!" Spike shouted. "What the? Who's in there?!" Principal Cheap Mage shouted. "Let's dip!" Then Spike & Feather Brain crawled quickly. "Whoa guys, do you hear that?" "Huh, sounds like a lot of rats!" Said Garble. "Hey! We're gonna expose the truth of your greedy Principal!" "Really? Sweet!" Then Garble saw the Principal run by. "Stop him!" "Boys!" "You called boss?" "Yes, time for the 'thing' we always wanted to do!" "Really?" "You still have your wheel chair from when you had the doctor suck the fat out of your legs right?" "I sure do boss!" "Great!" Eventually, Spike and Feather Brain made it out of the vents. "Aha! I got you now! so, would you kindly erase all of what you heard? Or must I..." "Hey Cheapskate!" Garble called out! "Get rocked!" Then a slingshot fired the wheelchair containing a bag of rocks on the seat! "What in the?" Cheap Mage then dodged. "Ha! You missed your only chance to..." That's when Clump kicked him in the balls! "Gah! My...little ones!" Then Spike & Feather Brain took a bus back to their school. "Yes! We did it!" "That was a close one!" Spike said. "I couldn't have done it without you." Then Feather Brain hugged Spike. "(Phew, at least this one isn't kissing me.)" Then they made it back to school. "See yah Spike, I'll be going to the club room so I can get this paper published." "Alright, I'll see you later, I'm heading home." "What?" "It's Saturday, you know that right?" "Oh..." "Yeah, I'll see you Monday." "Wait, before you go, I wanna reward you for joining me on a life threatening adventure." "(No!) Oh, don't worry about it, it was my pleas..." Too late, the lips were on his cheek already. "(Dang it!)" "See you Monday!" Then she sped off into the building because for some reason schools always leave their front door unlocked. "This better stop, I gotta find some time to tell them to please stop kissing me!"
Ch.6: Got Game?"Hey boyfriend!" Joystick greeted, Spike blushed with an angry face. "Don't call me that." "Aww...look at that, you're beginning to accept us, just look at that cute tsundere face you're putting on." "Hey, would you please stop being uncool?" "Sorry, but you know how girls say 'hey girlfriend'? Well I thought why not say hey boyfriend to you?" "Because everyone will get the wrong idea if you say that in public just like right now!" Then Spike pointed to the 2 giggling girls...no wait, that's Snips & Snails doing some crossdressing...they actually make convincing girls. "What do they know? Come with me Spike, it's game time!" "Alright, just promise you won't say things like boyfriend." "We'll see..." Spike entered the arcade with Joystick. "Alright, we're winning this game!" "Yeah, we've working hard to make it to the final level, and we're gonna win the game!" Spike agreed. ''No turning back, our training from the 1st person to beat this game beleives we will be the 2nd & 3rd.'' Spike and Joystick took a bit from their pocket, and inserted it! ''So, who's player one?'' "Why don't we flip?" "Okay." Then Spike jokingly put up his middle fi... "No! Not like that! Also, why?" "You said flip and you opened me up for that joke!" Spike said while laughing. "I meant, flip a bit." "I know, I was just kidding." So Joystick threw the coin into the air. "I call h..." "I call heads!" Joystick interrupted. "Hey!" Then the coin hit Spike on the head. "Ow! It hit the spot I accidentally scratched off a scab." "What happened that a scab formed on your head?" "An eagle dive bombed me during a picnic with the family, luckily Fluttershy happened to be frolicking in the flower fields we were eating at." "Oh, but anyways..." Then Joystick grabbed Spike's head, pulled it down, and took a look at the coin. "...dang it, tails!" Spike was looking right at Joystick's developing chest. Like there was 1 centimeter separating him and her. "(Well, you're certainly developing exceptionally.)" Spike thought. Joystick then removed Spike's head from her grip. "(Man, I hope I don't end-up like Toby from Catherine, getting with a girl who used to be a dude.)" "Alright, let's play. (Yes, now that he's gotten a look at the chest of a girl first hand, we're close to having him fall for us, I just need to kiss his cheek next after we beat this game!)" Spike was player 1 and Joystick was player 2. "Dang it, I wish I was Player One, you're gonna pick the best character." Complained Joystick while throwing her fists up and then down. "(That was cute.) Alright, I'll choose Metal Tad!" "Guess I'm going with my personal best, Shell Ma Tell!" Then they pressed start after selecting their characters, and then Level one began! "Joystick, it's the dreaded Mutton Bash, kill it for bonus points!" "Spike! Get that zombie sock puppet!" "Aw-man, not the Chimanra, a hybrid of Chimera & Human!" "Don't worry, I got this!" *BOOM!* It was an intense journey! Gaining the ultimate weapons, the ultimate power ups, always making sure they have the 3 potion maximum, pockets stuffed with bits in case their character dies, 2 large cups of soda so they don't dehydrate and die like that guy from the Berserk creepypasta. But, their struggles eventually landed them to the boss before the final boss! "Alright, we haven't seen this mid boss yet because of them throwing in all of those Vampire Baseball Bats." Said Joystick. "Yeah, let's see who's the jerk we gotta beat before the main jerk!" Said Spike. They opened the door, to find themselves in a dark room. "Where are we?" Asked Spike's character. "Oooooooh, so you've made it this far have you?" asked a mysterious figure. Spike & Joystick's character looked at the direction the voice was coming from. "Get ready Joystick!" That's when the lights flicked on to reveal a stage, and taking front stage was.... "Well, now you gotta deal with me! Micheal Jackson if he was a Japanese school girl!" "*Hurk!* that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! I should know because one night I saw my dad squatting in the nude!" "Gah! Don't give me that image Joystick!" "Sooooo, my lovelies, ready to die?" That's when School girl Micheal Jackson leapt at them with the grace of a ballerina! that's when Spike's character used his sword to slash the crossdressing monster! "Eww, I don't like that grunt he made!" Spike said. "You jerks! Snake attack!" Then he lifted his skirt and snakes flew at Joystick's character. "Short pulse!" Then the snakes all died! "Magic blast!" Then he pulled out a magic wand from behind his skirt and fired a magical beam at them which Spike sent back with his shield causing School Girl Micheal Jackson to get disarmed. "Okay! Sword backslash!" Then Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson teleported and reappeared behind Spike's character with a sword in his hand. "Look out!" Then Joystick's character threw a Maximum Bomb at Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson! "Oh-no, you've figured out how to counter all of my attacks! Okay, I surrender, don't kill me please!" Then they killed Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson. "High 5 boyfriend!" "I told you not to call me that!" "Hey, I'm just playing around with you." After defeating Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson, they entered, the final room. "So...you've defeated my armies, destroyed my mind controlling stations all across this land, and even managed to takeover my Ice Cream franchise! Well, guess that's plenty reason to end your lives right here and now!" That's when John Cena's theme song played in the background. "Ladies and gentleman, on this corner we got the challengers, and in this corner.......WE GOT WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION THE SCORPION TAILED DRAGON VERSION OF JOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The announcer announced. "Uh...okay now this is the most bizarre monster of them all!" Said Spike. "Yep." Agreed Joystick. "You guys can't see me after I finish you guys with my knuckle shuffle!" Then Spike's character got into the ring 1st. John Cena then fired acid spit at Joystick's character! That's when Spike's character blocked with his shield that quickly dissolved. "Hey, what's the big idea?" Asked Spike's character. "Sorry, but I gotta make sure I take out all possible obstacles that get in the way of me winning!" Then the fight began! Scorpion Tailed Dragon John Cena was a powerful boss! killing their characters a whole 10 times! But they had tokens to spare! After their 12th death, Spike & Joystick managed to have his HP bar go down to 70% before dying again! Eventually however... "Yes! he's now down to 1%!" "But Spike! I'm down to my last token!" "Dang it! I have no tokens left on me!" That's when John Cena killed Spike's character! "Oh-no!" "Spike catch!" "But it's your token, you should defeat him!" "I hate to admit this Spike, but you were doing better than me in this game! You're the new video game king!" It was then, in a determined face, Spike caught the token as John Cena killed Joystick's character! "Oh-no!" "I got this one Joystick!" Spike then dodged John Cena's one-shot attack and then thrusted his blade into the Muscular Scorpian Tailed Dragon's chest! "Well, just like Steel Golem CM Punk, you have defeated me and taken the champion belt as well." Then as John Cena fell, the announcer shouted. "AND BEHOLD YOUR NEW CHAMPIOOOOOOOON!!!" Then the crowd cheered. "Spike you did it!" "Heh, I couldn't have done it without y..." Then Joystick kissed Spike's cheek! "(Why?)" "See you later boyfriend!" "Quit saying that! It does not work with guys!" Meanwhile, Little Piper received a text from Joystick. "Now's your chance to land the kiss on his lips Little Piper." The text said. "Alright, the plan is going well, after I kiss him on the lips, all 5 of us will confront him the next day and after that, he is ours."
Ch.7: The Adventure!"(I don't like the looks of things, the past few days, they've been kissing my cheeks. I have a bad feeling that if I run into Little Piper, she'll be the one to kiss me on the lips!)" Spike thought. "I gotta avoid her tod..." That's when a bunch of people in pirate costumes stopped next to Spike in their mini van! "Uh..." "Yar! I am Captain Fug Yu and this is my crew, the Stallions!" "Old man Geri and a bunch of the old people from the retirement home?" "Hey Spike, you may wanna get out of the way, because we mounted a real miniature cannon to the top of this cannon and we're gonna rob that bank!" Then he raised his sword. "Now Wendell! Fire!" "Um...all of you need to take your meds and go to bed now." Said Wendell, one of the aids from the retirement home. Then they all pointed their swords and pistols at Wendell. "*Sigh!* I need a raise after this." Spike then stepped in the cannon's direction. "Spike, get outta the way!" Said Geri. "No old man! I'm gonna step in front of the cannon, then have you guys arrested for piracy!" "Well, his funeral! Fi..." That's when a long grey boot collided with Geri's head, knocking out his dentures! "Ow!" "Sorry Geri, but I can't let you do that!" "Dangit, it's Little Piper! Get her my Stallions!" "I jump outta the way as old man Mr.Waddles tries to crush me with his walker! I quickly grab Spike and get him out of the way as old lady Golden Delicious and her cats went in for the pounce!" She narrated. "Hey, Little Piper." "Yes Spike?" "You're doing that thing again." "What thing? She asked as she jumped out of the way of a pistol firing." She narrated again. "You're doing that self narration thing when intense action scenes are happening." "What? I don't do that. She replied as she dodged a blast from the can..." "There you are doing it again!" Spike pointed out as Little Piper kicked a blade out of Mr.Greenhooves's hand which she then caught. "Ha ha! Little Piper went as she dropped Spike and ran into the crowd, using her sword to block bullets!" "Little Piper! Look out! Whoa! George, watch out for that tree! Too late! Little Piper, duck!" "(Yes! He's getting worried I might get hurt! Convenient that there would be an adventure happening today actually.)" She thought. "Little Piper then gets her hands on a pistol and begins disarming everyone! After gathering enough pistols and swords, she loads them into the cannon's opening, and since the cannon was clogged, it blew up! Causing Wendell to be sent flying high into the sky only to land face 1st on the billboard with a picture of prank doggy doo doo!" "Doooooh, okay Little Piper, you're asking for it!" "He said with rage in his eyes! He then tries to run at me, firing his pistol wildly, but all he could do was walk in slow motion as I took away his pistol and threw it into the sewer! I then kick him in the stomach, but that was a big mistake!" "Hee hee hee hee hee! Yargh! I got yer boyfriend! Surrender lass!" "I had to think fast! He held a sword to Spike's neck! He was helpless." "No I'm not! Look! Then Spike got out of Geri's arms with little to no effort because he's such a weak and feeble old man! Oh dang it! Now you got me doing it! Thanks a lo..." That's when Geri cut his leg! "Yeow!" Spike fell, and held to cut as he laid there! "Har har har! You're at my mercy Little Piper, give-up, get my crew back up, and back off as we rob the bank!" "I look around! Trying to find a way to counter attack. My pistol, out of ammo, and his still with ammo and pointed to Spike! But, I reply with. Never villain!" "Have it your way!" "He squeezes the trigger, but before the shot goes off, I throw my sword, deflecting the bullet, the bullet then bounced and almost hit Wendell by half an inch! As the old man becomes confused to what had just happened, I used that window of opportunity to kick away his pistol! Then I kick him away from Spike!" "Argh, I think that be my spleen! I said in pain...Aw dang it, that's just as contagious as the Black Death! I should know, I'm older than you think!" "Well, maybe you and your crew could teach history in jail! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!" Later, at the hospital... "Well, he didn't cut deep, but in case we overlooked any tendons, I suggest not doing an running for 3 days." "Thanks Doc." Said Spike. "Don't thank me, the real heroine here is Little Piper. If if weren't for her, you could of bled out! Alright, I'll be going now, have a good day Spike." Then the Doctor left. Little Piper sat next to Spike as he waited for his parents. "Hey." Spike said to her. "Thanks for saving me from those old people pirates. Well, thanks for saving me from Geri, I had no Idea he was that crazy!" "In a town full of strange occurrences such as Sunset Satan & The Sirens,there's bound to be weird bad guys." "You're going to kiss me aren't you? The others all did, and since you saved me from getting killed..." Spike was stopped as Little Piper placed her lips on his. "Spike!" Twilight Velvet & Night Light called. "There's my parents...I'll see you later." "Bye Spike." Then as Spike was in the car, next to Twilight...he felt a small smile on his face from the feeling of the kiss on his lips. "(Maybe...I should just accept it...it'll be much better if I just accept their feelings. It wont be weird, unless Adam Sandler points it out. like how in Pixels he pointed it out when Q'bert transformed into that lady with the swords. Guys, Trahzo didn't hate the movie, shocking I know.)" Spike then looked out the window smiling. "(Ooh, Spike is accepting his feelings for the girls!)" Twilight thought as she looked at the rear view mirror. Meanwhile, Little Piper texted Tumble, Strike One, Joystick, and Featherbrain, telling them that it's time to confront Spike."
Ch.8: As Usual, Spike Gets Them All.After getting back home from the hospital, Spike sat on the living room couch as he watched We Bare Bears (Watch it, you will feel no regrets!) when suddenly the door bell rang. *Ding dong, Fred Fredburger, yes!* "We gotta replace that door bell. Twilight, could you open that?" He called. "Come on, my leg got cut by a sword!" "(Eh, I do owe this guy, we did fail to stop the culprit.)" Twilight then opened the door. "Oh, hello girls, Spike is sitting on the couch." "Thanks Twilight." Said Little Piper. "Spike?" Spike then paused the TV and turned to see all 5 of them. "Hey girls, what's up?" "We wanna say something very important." Said Featherbrain. "Spike, ever since a certain moment in the time we've known you......we've all developed a crush on you." Said Strike One. "You don't say. (To be honest, it was as obvious as my crush on Rarity.)" He replied sarcastically. "Spike, I fell for you the day we met, back when I was Rumble." Said Tumble. "I fell for you after you helped me with getting that very famous scoop last year when I was still Featherweight." Said Featherbrain. "I loved you after you got my dad's baseball back from those bullies back when I was First Base." Said Strike One. "I was in love with you the moment you helped me get over my crush on Sweetie Belle after she started dating that guy a year above us back when I was still Button Mash and when my dad was still my mom." Said Joystick. Then Little Piper stood at the front of the group. "I was worried my idol Vice Principle Luna would yell at me for destroying the school spirit stick but that's when you said you'd take the blame back when I was still Pipsqueak. After that day, I couldn't stop thinking of us as a couple." "Whoa...(was that alternate version of me really that cool?)" He thought. "We couldn't tell you...well Tumble told you lots of times, but point is that we couldn't tell you since You're straight and would most likely reject us. But this magical transformation from male to female gave us hope." Then all of them went to join Spike on the couch. "Spike, let us be your harem, please?" All 5 asked. "What?" "I speak for all of us when I say, please let us love you." Spike then got up and stared at them. "Well, I actually think you girls are pretty cool now and back when you were boys. I admit, I was having a hard time accepting you 5 having a permanent change, and getting grossed out by the kisses. Though, after Little Piper took my 1st kiss, I decided to accept it. I was planning to ask you if you'd be my harem actually." "Wait, you actually do want us?" all 5 said with mouthes agape. Spike then smiled as he was pulled in to be kissed all over his face. "(Wow, I scored real hard...but seeing that that alternate version of me in my home world was so cool, I gotta out cool him somehow....someday.) Ha, so girls, feel like watching the rest of this cartoon with me?" So they all hugged Spike while watching the rest of We Bare Bears. The End. Author's Note Fact: I typed this chapter with my phone and no you cannot have my cell number or house number.
