Sticky Bucket O Fun
By Hateful Wrath
"Please let me out of here!" pleaded Applejack as she scratched meekly at the bars of the cage. "At least bring me some water I'm so thirsty!" she coughed in a hoarse voice from her parched throat. "No way sis" scoffed Apple Bloom as she meandered over to the dirty cage sitting on the ground "I'm the big sister now and you'll do what I WANT you to do!". A tear began to form in the corner of Applejack's eye as she looked up with a dismal look on her face. "Please sugar cube, you've had me in here for 3 days now, I'll do anything you want just please let me go". Apple Bloom looked down on her with a smirk on her face, her eyes wide with excitement as she listened to her sister's pleas. Apple Bloom merely smiled as she turned her back and walked inside the barn, leaving the metal cage in the blaring sun for the 3rd day in a row.
Applejack moaned in discomfort as the summer sun heated the cage and baked her frail body like an oven. She meandered over to the area of the circular cage that she had designated as her latrine, depositing a small amount of brown liquid from her rear onto the pile of feces from the previous day. She was defeated: frightened, hungry, dirty, and she felt hopelessly trapped in the metal prison her younger sister had placed her in. If only she had known what those small blue leaves were that she had been walking through a few days prior when her and Apple Bloom were on their way to the Everfree Forest. Apple Bloom had so nonchalantly avoided contact with the blue plant, imaging what effects the poison joke might have on her sister and scheming in her mind as Applejack unknowingly walked through a large patch of the blue plant.
As Applejack continued to ponder the events of the past few days, the top of the cage suddenly opened and a hoof reached down and grabbed her around the waist, squeezing her tightly. "Awww you've made a mess of the place!" said Apple Bloom, motioning towards the small pile of excrement against the side of the cage. Applejack gasped for air as the pressure around her midsection increased. "I have an idea!" squealed Apple Bloom as she lowered Applejack towards the pile of feces. Applejack's eyes widened in horror as Apple Bloom positioned Applejack's face over the excrement, closing her eyes and mouth tightly just before her face was plunged into the feces. Apple Bloom pressed her hoof hard into the floor of the cage, causing Applejack's mouth to open in an attempt to breath. Feces were squished into Applejack's partially open mouth, causing Applejack's gag reflex to trigger as she was still gasping for air. Applejack began to vomit as her face and mouth continued to be rubbed in the pile of her own waste. Apple Bloom suddenly lifted her hoof to her face, examining her sister. Applejack's blurred vision began to focus as she saw Apple Bloom's face, again smirking at the appearance of her sister. "Well now we gotta rinse you off sis!" exclaimed Apple Bloom as she dropped Applejack from a distance back into the cage. Applejack fell hard on her stomach, covered in sweat and shit, unable to move as she breathed heavily, trying to refill her lungs with oxygen. Apple Bloom turned her back to the cage, standing still as Applejack continued to lay motionless at the bottom of the cage.
Suddenly Applejack was bombarded with warmth as she began to be pushed across the floor of the cage by a powerful stream of Apple Bloom's urine. She slid across the cage and was flattened against the bars as the warm piss continued to douse her. Finally, the urine stream dwindled to a trickle as Apple Bloom chuckled quietly. Applejack again lay flat on her stomach with caked feces still stuck in her mane, the rest of her body now rinsed and sopping wet with urine. Apple Bloom looked down at her tiny relative, soaked and miserable. She happily placed the top back onto the cage and went along with the remainder of her day, planning in her mind what she had in store for her sister the next day. Nightfall came and Applejack shivered in the wind, her coat still sopping wet with Apple Bloom's piss. The acidity of the urine began to irritate her skin as she itched and scratched hopelessly at her sides.
Apple Bloom smiled merrily out the window as she saw Spike walking up the path towards Sweet Apple Acres. She ran over to Big Macintosh, informing him of Spike's arrival. Spike knocked on the door as Apple Bloom motioned to Big Macintosh to make himself scarce for a moment. "Mornin' Spike!" Apple Bloom said as she opened the door. "Oh, hi Apple Bloom" responded Spike. "Come on in! We have that basket of Apples for Twilight that she asked for". "That's great" replied Spike, "Twilight really appreciates it, she asked me to see if there's anything we can do for you in return". "Oh how nice!" replied Apple Bloom, smiling from ear to ear. "There is a bit of a chore you could help Big Macintosh with, you would be especially good for the job. Just wait here one moment, we just have to do a bit of preparation."
Applejack awoke at the sound of large footsteps approaching her cage. Her sore eyes opened to the sight of large red legs staring her in the face. Could it be? She raised her head to see Big Macintosh's gaze looking down on her tiny decrepit body. A sudden surge of hope and happiness suddenly surged through her as tears of joy began running down her face. "Oh Big Macintosh! Get me out of here please!" she yelped as she propped herself up on her front hooves, "Apple Bloom has had me in here for days!" she cried. Big Macintosh stood still, still towering over the cage. Suddenly Applejack saw another figure approaching in the distance, this must be Granny Smith! She would surely be saved now.
"See, isn't she just like I told you Big Mac?" said Apple Bloom as she walked up to Big Macintosh, sneering towards the cage. "EEYUP" replied Big Macintosh, a large grin growing across his face. Applejack's feelings of hope and happiness suddenly shifted into terror as she began to process what was happening. "Oh Applejack you always thought you were so tough" giggled Apple Bloom, "Me and Big Macintosh are going to show you who's really in charge around here". Apple Bloom removed the top of the cage as Applejack began backing up against the bars like a terrorized pet. "There's no other stallions in Ponyville who play for the same team like Big Macintosh here" said Apple Bloom, giggling as she again grabbed Applejack hard around the midsection. "He hasn't had a proper release for a long time and you're going to help him sis!" exclaimed Apple Bloom as she walked around towards Big Macintosh's rear". "EEYUP!" exclaimed Big Macintosh happily as Apple Bloom positioned herself behind Big Macintosh. "Now just try to relax big brother" said Apple Bloom calmly as she brushed Big Mac's tail to the side. Apple Bloom slowly positioned Applejack head-first towards Big Macintosh's anus.
"Oh! OH NO!" screamed Applejack as the stench of Big Macintosh's anus reached her nostrils. Apple Bloom pinched the skin of Applejack's back with her teeth, lifting her rear up as she used her hoof to guide Applejack's face towards Big Macintosh's asshole. Moments before Applejack's face reached Big Macintosh's exposed anus, Applejack vomited, spraying what little contents she had left in her stomach against Big Macintosh's rectum. "Oh wonderful! That'll make it easier to slide in" exclaimed Apple Bloom as Applejack's face made contact with Big Macintosh's anus. "UHHG!" exclaimed Applejack, her voice now muffled against Big Macintosh's butthole. "Ooooo that tickles" giggled Big Macintosh meekly as Apple Bloom began pressing her muzzle against Applejack's tiny rear. Applejack's head, smashed forcefully against Big Macintosh's anus, began to slowly slide inside. Applejack gasped for air as her head and neck were consumed by Big Macintosh's asshole. Applejack began to flail her hooves violently, stretching her left front leg out to the side as her entire neck was now inside Big Macintosh's rectum. Her descent suddenly stopped as her left leg was braced perpendicularly away from her body against Big Macintosh's anus. "Oh you're silly sis" giggled Apple Bloom as she continued pressing against Applejack's rear with her snout. Applejack's leg began to bend as Apple Bloom pressed harder and harder against her, until a small POP was heard as Applejack's leg dislocated from it's socket. Applejack's screams of pain went unheard as her head was now buried deep inside of Big Macintosh's anus. Apple Bloom gave one final push and she heard a small cracking noise as the bones in Applejack's leg shattered. Her broken leg bent strangely around her body as Applejack's torso slid inside of Big Macintosh. Now all that could be seen of Applejack was her rear end and hind legs, protruding from Big Macintosh's rectum and still thrashing violently as Big Macintosh smiled with pleasure. "One last push should do it" said Apple Bloom as she grabbed Applejack's legs with her hoof, holding them together and pushing them forward as Big Macintosh's anus completely swallowed the remainder of Applejack's body. Apple Bloom smiled as she walked over to meet Big Macintosh. "That must feel pretty good" said Apple Bloom, seeing the slight cringes and smiles of pleasure on Big Macintosh's face as Applejack struggled to free herself inside of Big Macintosh's anus. "EEYUP!" exclaimed Big Macintosh.
"So what can I do for you?" asked Spike as Apple Bloom and Big Macintosh entered the room. Big Macintosh's flaccid penis was dangling out of it's sheath as they stood in the room looking at Spike. Spike had never seen Big Macintosh exposed before and began to blush as Apple Bloom walked towards him. "Well Spike, you know Big Macintosh is different from other stallions don't you?" said Apple Bloom as she coaxed him towards Big Macintosh. "D-Different?" stammered Spike as he watched in awe as Big Macintosh's powerful cock grew before his eyes. "Yeah you know, he's not attracted to mares like other stallions are" said Apple Bloom. Spike, still blushing soon felt his own cock growing inside of him as the tip began protruding out of his slit. His face turned bright red as he shifted his hand over his crotch in a crude attempt to hide his erection. "It's ok Spike." said Apple Bloom, moving his hand away. "There's no mares in Ponyville that can give Big Macintosh what he needs and I want you to help him release some stress" said Apple Bloom as she reached down and lightly brushed the side of Spike's now hard cock with her hoof. Spike's penis twitched and he lightly moaned uncontrollably from the unexpected sexual contact. "Wha-what do you want me to do?" asked Spike, still in shock from the situation at hand. "Come into the barn and we'll show you" said Apple Bloom as she led both Spike and Big Macintosh outside.
Big Macintosh grunted with pleasure as he stepped into the barn, still feeling Applejack's movements inside him. Apple Bloom picked up a bucket by the handle with her mouth and brought it over to them. "Ok Spike, I need you to lay down on the ground" said Apple Bloom, smiling at the both of them. “I can do that" replied Spike shyly as he laid down flat on his back, his cock starting to shrink a bit. Big Macintosh walked forward and stood over Spike, positioning Spike directly underneath his now fully erect penis. "Ok Spike" said Apple Bloom, "now reach up with both hands". Spike did as he was told and grasped Big Macintosh's cock around it's base. It was a further reach than expected and Spike lifted his head and upper body off the floor a little ways to get a better hold on Big Macintosh's powerful member. Big Macintosh's scrotum began to retract due to the warmth of the barn, his testicles settling across Spike's eyes. Apple Bloom giggled as Spike began working Big Macintosh's cock with his hands, his vision obstructed by Big Macintosh's dangling scrotum. Big Macintosh moaned as Spike continued to work his cock faster, still feeling Applejack squirming inside of him. Spike's cock began to grow hard again, protruding out of his slit. Apple Bloom positioned herself on the ground next to Spike and slowly moved her mouth over him, her warm breath breathing down on Spike's cock. She opened her mouth wide, lowering it over Spike's erection and sealing her lips. Spike moaned with pleasure as Apple Bloom raised her head with her mouth still tightly sealed around Spike's cock. Apple Bloom knew Spike wouldn't last long and continued working her mouth up and down his cute little dragon penis. Precum dripped from Big Macintosh's cock onto Spike's stomach, running down the sides of his tummy and coming in contact with Apple Bloom's cheek as she deep throated him. "I, I'm going to..." stammered Spike as he exploded into Apple Bloom's mouth, his sweet cum coming in contact with her tongue as she swallowed happily. Spike's load was bigger than she expected and some of his cum ran out of her mouth and down his shaft, resting in a pool against the fold of skin that stored his normally recessed cock.
Apple Bloom, noticing the precum dripping from Big Macintosh's cock stood up suddenly. Spike looked at her, a satisfied look on his face. "Don't stop Spike!" exclaimed Apple Bloom "he's almost there!" she said, motioning to Big Macintosh. Spike nodded and kept rubbing Big Macintosh's penis with both hands. Apple Bloom positioned the bucket she had brought with them underneath Big Macintosh's penis as Spike continued to work it fast and hard. "That's it Spike! Work it faster" said Apple Bloom as she grinned at Big Macintosh. "EERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" boomed Big Macintosh as Spike worked his cock faster and faster. "EEEEAER IT COMES" shouted Big Macintosh as Apple Bloom tilted the bucket towards Big Macintosh's raging boner. Suddenly a large jet of sperm shot from Big Macintosh's penis, splashing against the side of the bucket and running down the handle. Applejack screamed in horror as Big Macintosh's prostate smashed down against her tiny body with each orgasm spasm, crushing her broken leg against the walls of his rectum. Jets of sperm continued shooting out of Big Macintosh's penis, filling the bucket to Apple Bloom's delight. The jets soon turned into small spurts and Apple Bloom moved the bucket forward to catch the remainder of Big Macintosh's semen, still dripping from his shrinking cock. Spike moved his hands to the base of Big Macintosh's cock and squeezed tightly while running his hands towards the tip, milking Big Mac's cock of it's remaining sperm.
Spike smiled as he pushed Big Macintosh's scrotum to the side and slid out from under him. "Thanks a lot Spike! Big Macintosh really needed that!" said Apple Bloom as Spike stood up. "EEYUP!" replied Big Macintosh, as a satisfied smile spread across his face. "Oh let me get those Apples for you Spike" said Apple Bloom as they exited the barn. Apple Bloom entered the house and soon returned pushing a large bushel of Apples. "Yikes that's a lot!" said Spike with a concerned look on his face, "I don't think we need quite that many. "Oh, we can lighten the load a bit" said Apple Bloom as she began removing apples from the sack. Apple Bloom and Spike worked for a few minutes removing Apples from the bushel until they agreed on an amount Spike should take to Twilight. "Thank you very much for everything, we should do this again sometime" shouted Spike with a dreamy look on his face as he began walking away from Sweet Apple Acres. "Ok Spike, take care now!" replied Apple Bloom as her and Big Macintosh watched Spike depart.
"Well, shall we continue?" asked Apple Bloom, looking up at Big Macintosh. "EEYUP!" exclaimed Big Macintosh as they walked back over to the cage. "I wonder how she's doing in there?" said Apple Bloom as she walked towards the barn. She returned shortly with the bucket, now full to the brim with Big Macintosh's warm sperm. "Ok Big Mac, do your thing!" said Apple Bloom as Big Macintosh positioned himself in front of the bucket. He lowered his hind legs as he aimed his rear towards the bucket. Applejack was beginning to lose consciousness as her oxygen supply dwindled inside of Big Macintosh's anus. Suddenly she felt an immense pressure against her as Big Macintosh beared down. Applejack gasped for air as she was strangled by Big Macintosh's clenched bowels. Applejack felt herself sliding backwards as Big Macintosh worked his sphincter anxiously. Applejack felt her hind legs exposed to the outside air as the rest of her body quickly slid out of Big Macintosh's rectum. She was suddenly falling, terror again traversing through her mind as the distance between her tiny self and Big Macintosh's wide open asshole began to rapidly increase. Suddenly she was blinded as she plunged into the bucket of warm stallion sperm, the thick goo clogging her airway. She used every ounce of strength she had to force herself to the surface of the thick pool, the sperm gluing her eyes shut as she screamed in agony from the pain of her shattered leg. Apple Bloom laughed joyously as her sister tried to stay afloat in the bucket of semen, flailing her arms helplessly. Apple Bloom picked up a stick from the ground and giggled as she forced Applejack's head back under the white goo. Applejack again failed her hooves wildly to reach the surface of the thick pool. "Wha.. why are you doing this?" cried Applejack in a final plea for mercy. Applejack's cries were ignored as Apple Bloom poked Applejack with the stick for a third time, forcing her under the surface of the thick semen. Applejack inhaled a large amount of sperm into her lungs as she was unable to continue holding her breath. Suddenly Applejack stopped struggling. She knew this was the end. There was no use. She began attempting to make peace with herself in her mind during her final moments. she sank to the bottom of the bucket as stallion sperm filled every orifice of her tiny frail body. She laid at the bottom of the bucket for a few moments, waiting to lose consciousness when suddenly she began rising up.
She felt the outside air around her as she was lifted out of the bucket of sperm by Apple Bloom's hoof. She pried her eyes open against the thick semen to see the walls of the Apple family's kitchen. She was again falling through the air when she suddenly fell hard against a smooth surface with a splat, her coat sopping wet and gooy with sperm. She coughed and wheezed as the sperm she had inhaled burned her lungs. She gasped for breath as the sperm in her stomach and the extreme pain from her broken leg caused he to vomit. She began to notice the room around her. She saw large bowels and spoons, a sink, and a knife block towering over her. She looked down at the smooth wooden surface she was standing on. She yelped in pain as she tried to run, collapsing onto herself as her front leg buckled under her. She screamed as her leg flopped around uselessly at her side. Apple Bloom laughed gleefully as she grabbed her sister by her broken leg and lifted her up off the cutting board. Applejack screamed as she experienced the most excruciating pain of her life. She breathed heavily, struggling to stay conscious. Apple Bloom slammed her down on the cutting board and held her legs straight against her body. "I think you've reached the end of the road sis" said Apple Bloom, as she held Applejack down flat against the cutting board and reached towards the knife block with her other hoof. Applejack lay still and silent, recounting her life experiences in her mind and awaiting the inevitable. "How does it feel to know that you're no longer going to be living in a few minutes?" asked Apple Bloom, patting Applejack lightly on the head with the flat part of a large kitchen knife. Applejack attempted to block out all outside stimuli, focusing only on her thoughts and trying to make peace in her mind. "Hey! Are you listening!" shouted Apple Bloom, flipping Applejack onto her back and pressing her hard onto the cutting board. Applejack continued to lay silently with her eyes shut, doing her best to block out her sister's words and the pain from her leg, but terror again began to brew in her mind as she began to contemplate what was going to come next. She opened her eyes with a dull look on her face, her vision blurred from the dried sperm on her eye lashes. "I'm going to cut you into pieces" said Apple Bloom slowly, holding the knife in her hoof as a grin spread across her face. Applejack looked at the knife held in Apple Bloom's hoof, it's large blade shining in the light. Applejack looked at her broken leg, twisted and fractured. She fell silent and closed her eyes, exhausted from her efforts.
"You're no fun!" shouted Apple Bloom as she laid Applejack down on the cutting board, positioning her hind legs out behind her and her front legs against her body. She held Applejack down with one hoof and raised the knife in the other, lowering it over the ends of Applejack's hind legs. She had made sure to select the sharpest knife from the block in order to cut Applejack's flesh easily. She pressed the knife down slowly and gently as it began to gradually cut into Applejack's legs. Applejack felt a sharp pain and gritted her teeth as the knife cut through her skin. Apple Bloom pressed a bit harder on the knife as it continued to cut through Applejack's muscle. Applejack let out a slight groan as the knife cut her down to the bone. Apple Bloom lifted up the knife and set it on the counter, the blade red with Applejack's blood. "Lets see if we can make this a bit more interesting" said Apple Bloom as she began digging through the kitchen drawer. Apple Bloom suddenly stopped digging as she smiled with a new idea. She reached into a cabinet and pulled out a glass. "Ok this should make you a bit more vocal" said Apple Bloom as she walked over to Applejack's broken body. She positioned Applejack's right front leg out to the side and rested the cup on top of her leg. "Oh this is going to be fun" she said casually as she began pressing onto the top of the glass. Applejack yelped in pain as she felt an immense pressure building on top of her leg. Apple Bloom continued to press down, now putting almost her full body weight on top of the glass. Applejack moaned in between deep rapid breaths as her leg was crushed under the immense weight. Her leg began to flatten and her her skin ripped open as broken bone and muscle began to ooze out from the crushing wound. Applejack let out of tiny scream as Apple Bloom lifted up the glass and moved it further up Applejack's leg towards her body, crushing what remained of her leg. "It's starting to look like strawberry jam sis" said Apple Bloom as she rocked the glass back and forth, pulverizing her sister's leg. Apple Bloom picked up Applejack and squeezed her hard around the midsection, breaking her ribs and puncturing one of her lungs. Applejack moaned in misery, breathing heavily and coughing uncontrollably as a wave of fatigue washed over her.
Apple Bloom grabbed Applejack's hind legs with her other hoof which were now bleeding heavily from the deep cuts she had put in them, and pulled hard. A load POP was heard as both of Applejack's legs were ripped from their sockets. "AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Applejack as her broken legs dangled behind her. "Oh there's the reaction I was looking for" smiled Apple Bloom as she set Applejack back down on the cutting board. "Say, remember how you taught me to chop carrots for the salad?" said Apple Bloom as she again picked up the bloodied knife from the counter top. Applejack wished she could die as she felt the knife blade begin to cut into her flank. Her intestines spilled from her sides as Apple Bloom began slowly slicing into her, cutting horizontally across her rear. She pressed firmly on the knife until it cut completely through Applejack, her rear and hind legs completely separated from her body. Applejack could feel her blood and innards running out the back of her body. Her eyes rolled up into the back of her head as she began to loose consciousness. "Oh I know!" said Apple Bloom as she opened the cupboard and pulled down a bottle of apple cider vinegar. She poured the vinegar into a bowl and spooned a large amount into Applejack's gaping hindquarters. Applejack screamed and bounced back into consciousness as the acidic vinegar burned her guts from the inside. "Oh sis" giggled Apple Bloom, "just think in a few moments you're no longer going to be living!" Applejack now welcomed death as she felt the chemical burn from the vinegar against her organs. "I know a good way to end things!" exclaimed Apple Bloom as she again dug through the kitchen drawer and pulled out a wooden barbecue skewer. She picked up Applejack, now barely conscious and began forcing the skewer into her open wound, approximately where her anus would have been if it had not been removed prior. She began puncturing the skewer through tiny Applejack, giggling as Applejack began foaming at the mouth. Applejack could feel the skewer ripping and tearing through her body, puncturing her lungs and her stomach. A final wave of pain and terror traversed through her body as the skewer entered her esophagus. As her blurred vision began to darken, she could make out a picture on the kitchen wall, a photograph of her family standing happily together, sharing harmonious love for one another, or so she had thought. Her vision went black. She was deaf. All sensation in her body ceased. She was utterly alone in thoughts of sadness when suddenly her mind stopped. Applejack was gone.
Apple Bloom held the skewer up to her face, her sister's body dangling lifelessly as blood continued to pour from her backside and out of the gaping hole that had been put in her head. “Oh well, I guess that's the end of the show” said Apple Bloom lazily, tossing Applejack's skewered body onto the cutting board. The bucket of sperm sat on the floor, slowly evaporating in the summer heat. Apple Bloom looked around the room, contemplating what to do next. Suddenly her eyes lit up in excitement as she grabbed a skillet from the shelf. She recalled how Applejack had taught her to make omelettes as she turned on the stove burner. “In memory of Applejack I'll make her favorite dish out of her!” exclaimed Apple Bloom, slowly pulling Applejack's body off the skewer. Apple Bloom once again picked the knife up off the counter, her hands red with blood. She laid Applejack's body on the cutting board with her front legs stretched upward above her head. She laid Applejack's flank and hind legs next to the rest of her body and started chopping Applejack's hind legs into small pieces like a carrot. She continued chopping, cutting Applejack's rear into thin strips. “Hhhhhhhmmmmm” Apple Bloom pondered as she rotated the sliced pieces of Applejack's flesh. She cut the strips into smaller pieces, cubing Applejack's flank like a potato. Next she grabbed Applejack's head, piercing her neck with the tip of the knife and pushing down, breaking her spinal cord. She lifted the knife and again pressed it down into the cut she had made in Applejack's neck, severing her head from the rest of her body. She smiled joyfully as she lifted Applejack's head in her hoof, staring at the blank expression on it's face. She laid Applejack's head down on the cutting board and positioned the knife between her eyes, slicing her head in half vertically. Applejack's brain matter was now fully exposed and Apple Bloom poked at it with the tip of the knife as it slowly oozed out of her skull. Apple Bloom picked up a piece of Applejack's head and stared at the single eye glaring back at her. “Oh sis you still make me laugh” giggled Apple Bloom as she dropped Applejack's tattered head back down onto the cutting surface. She continued splitting Applejack's head into smaller pieces until it was a comparable size to her cubed flank. Next Apple Bloom chopped Applejack's front legs and continued separating the rest of her body into smaller chunks. Apple Bloom scraped together a pile of Applejack's cubed flesh on the corner of the cutting board as she carried it over to the stove. “Ok lets get things sizzilin!” exclaimed Apple Bloom as she began scraping her sister's mutilated body off the cutting board and into the hot frying pan. A loud sizzling sound could be heard from the skillet as Applejack's flesh began to burn in the heated pan, her blood and innards boiling on contact with the hot surface. Apple Bloom picked up the heavy bucket of stallion sperm with her mouth and used a hoof to tilt it towards the skillet. A stream of semen began pouring from the bucket into the frying pan, splashing onto the stove top and smoking as it came in contact with the open flame. “Oh my that's probably enough” said Apple Bloom as the skillet overflowed with semen, smoke billowing from the stove top. Apple Bloom grabbed a wooden spoon from the counter top and began to stir the boiling mixture of her brother's sperm and her sister's flesh. Apple Bloom remembered that she had been taught to cook an omelette slowly and realized that her cooking attempt was going awry. The sperm thickened quickly as the moisture rapidly evaporated, leaving a thick mess of burnt protein and chunks of Applejack's flesh in the frying pan. Apple Bloom wrinkled her face as she smelled the foul experiment she had made on the stove.
“Oh well, I'm sure Winona will eat this” she said as she scraped the contents of the skillet into a bowl. She walked outside and called for the dog. It eagerly greeted her at the porch where she set the bowl down on the ground. Winona happily lapped up the concoction Apple Bloom had cooked up, swallowing the large coagulated chunks of sperm infused with Applejack's chopped flesh. She licked the bowl clean and wagged her tail with delight as Apple Bloom patted her on the head. “That's a good dog” giggled Apple Bloom as she walked back inside. She washed the dishes carefully in the sink and began cleaning the rest of the kitchen, being mindful of the blood and sperm she had spilled on the counter and on the floor. She walked back outside to meet Big Macintosh next to the soiled cage, the both of them grinning from ear to ear. They rinsed the cage thoroughly and put it back in the storage shed where it was kept. “Now that our problem is gone for good, things are going to be a lot different around here” said Apple Bloom to Big Macintosh as they watched the sun set on the horizon. Apple Bloom hugged Big Macintosh lovingly as Granny Smith walked up the path towards Sweet Apple Acres. “Dagnammit where is that Applejack I need to have a word with her!” stammered Granny Smith as she approached them, squinting in the sunlight. “Well, I guess we still have one problem to take care of” giggled Apple Bloom. “EEYUP!” replied Big Macintosh.
By Hateful Wrath