Dandelion

by jewdutch

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Dark, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1094

In the Magical Land of Equestria, there was a pony named Dandelion. He had the biggest cock in all the land. Day after day he was tormented be the ponies of the land. It was so sought after, that one day even the princess wanted it.

In the Magical Land of Equestria, there was a pony named Dandelion. He had the biggest cock in all the land. Day after day he was tormented be the ponies of the land. It was so sought after, that one day even the princess wanted it. Sadly for the princess Dandelion is interested in other things.

Published 2015-08-17 22:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-17 22:00:01 UTC

The Good Part

Dandelion woke up in his home one day when he heard a knock on the door. Sliding out of bed he gently moves his cock, so it would not land harshly on the wooden floor. He then proceeded to grab his specially designed pants for his massive girth. Walking to the door he felt the cool breeze drift on his chest where the hairs stood up, increasing his arousal. Luckily the pants were designed to prevent any extreme erections; so he grunted in pain as his boner constricted against his harness.

"Hello, anyone home", said this strange voice, "I'm looking for the stallion with this famed penis."

'How did they find me?' thought Dandelion, and then he said. "Ahhhhhhhh...One moment please...."

"So you are him then?" said this mystery mare behind the door.

"N-no, no I'm not. I'm a misogyny horse, now go away you dirty mare!"

Dandelion heard a loud thumping against the door, he also saw hairline cracks along the door with each thump. As he thought more about how strong this pony must be.

"You must not push me away, for I am in heat and I must have relief. I demand you give me relief for I am the leader of a country."

"OH SHIT! ITS PRINCESS MOLESTIA!"

"For FUCKS sake its Celestia!!!. Now let me have use of your genital region! Or I will find foals to feast upon"

Dandelion remembered that she would search the lands for young foals to eat, if he did not give her what he wanted. He remembered his young family that was brutally murder and eaten by her. The genitals ripped right off of his young foal and she then ate them like they were pasta. He thought to himself this can't happen to the others, he knew that he needed to surrender.

"Fine, I'll let you in, as long as you promise not to hurt any more ponies."

"Only if you let me on top of your juicy ripe member, so I can have my way"

Cringing he said "Will that be all?"

Celestial asked, "What could possibly be more important than me, you should know that I don't like being on the bottom!"

Dandelion took a deep breath before opening the door. He was quickly tackled to the ground by the horny princess. She began to rub her soaking cunt against Dandelion's pants.

"Take them off!" Celestia commanded.

"Princess!" He choked out. "Shouldn't I prepare you first?"

"Very well" she said as she shut the door behind her. She then lied down upon her back, and spread her hind legs showing off her soaking pussy. Dandelions colt hood began hardening, it got so hard that it began ripping through his trousers.

"Looks tight" he said.

The Princess got a sly look as she said, "Begin your feast"

Dandelion said with a smile, "just like tasting freshly cooked ham, so salty it was like tasting the ocean."

"Wait ham?!"

There was a blood curtailing scream that echoed through the house as Dandelion took a chomp out of the princess's salty vagina. As she screamed he thrusted his massive girth into her. It was so large her abdomen began to bulge. The princesses bleeding cunt began to soak with her arousal. Blood and water began squirting from her vagina. And it was then that she felt her now large G-spot being bitten into, like an apple sending shots of pain and pleasure throughout her body.

'I never thought being eaten would be so arousing' The Princess thought

Dandelion grunted before saying "There's not enough room" because only a quarter of his member was inside of her. As Celestia was getting fucked like how a rattlesnake and a bull would, she screamed and shouted "AHHHHHHH" and it was then that Dandelion came into her, gallons of semen filled her to the breaking point be for it all came flooding out.

"Ahhhhhh now isn't that better than banging on my door like you were...Now to my basement were I will chain you up, and make you my cock sleeve for the rest of your eternal life" said Dandelion.

"But I'm your ruler, and you can't-"

At that point Dandelion said no more words and brutally ripped her horn off which then knocked her out... She awoke alone in some dark room where after she started panicking a blinding light turned on, and she noticed that she was chained up, almost in a similar way to BDSM. She was lying back down on table with her legs stretched as far as comfort would have allowed, to four corners of the table. And as she laid in panic, she felt a warm wet feeling from where she was once bleeding. She then realized that she was healed from her wounds.

"How long was I out......ahhh that feeling....so familiar... who is there"

"You've been out for a while...long enough for me to heal your tender tender wounds.

"Please don't hurt me, I regret banging on your door so hard that it was about to break I was in heat please forgive me-"

"How could I ever forgive you about that... I was exiled from your kingdom, but yet you came back to find me, why?"

" Ok I guess I too wanted you in more than just one way, not only did I want you inside me, I wanted to be with you."

"Truth be told, I want to be with you too. I've been waiting for you to say that for such a long time, but now that I have you tied up, I can show you what I'm really made of...but first bite down on this, I can't let the others hear your groans from when I finish" Dandilion said and he shoved Celesta's own horn into her mouth. Celestia did as she was told and bit down, before letting out a scream as the massive girth penetrated her vigaina.

Then they lived happily ever after!

~The End~

Author's Note

After writing this I started to feel sick, as I am usually not this fucked up, but when you work with Nixon, and its 12 at night, things get fucked up. I regret nothing. But it's flat out disgusting, which was our aim. -Clinton

I thought it was getting pretty Hot in here... My AC is broke. Hahaha HA! But in all actuality, I really have no idea why we wrote this. Or if it will even get views. I'm just done, done! Good day, I said GOOD DAY! -Nixon