Warning: foul language.

Flash sat inside of the library, looking down at the newest Daring Do book. He took a moment to look up, see Twilight sitting on a couch a little farther away, with Starry playing on the ground beside her. She widened her eyes, something she did when she found something new that she had never known before. Carefully, she stood up and walked over to Flash, gently tapping his shoulder then pointing at a small paragraph in the book. Flash looked down at it and read, then burst out laughing. It read: Donkeys can otherwise be known as, and referred to as in some scientific books, an ass. Starry looked up from her dolls and stared at her daddy. Twilight began to laugh as well.

"Who...who knew!!!" Flash managed to say, having little to no breath. Twilight continued to giggle before placing the book down on the floor and hopping up onto Flash's couch. She snuggled against his warm body and took a glance at his book. Flash gained his breath back and went back to reading, Twilight slowly falling asleep beside him. Starry stood up and went to look at the book they were laughing at. She looked at it curiously, before looking around the library. Spotting Spike sorting books at the side opposite to her, she called out.

"Uncle Spikey!" Spike turned and looked at her. He walked over and asked her, "What is it Starry?" He looked up to find Flash softly snoring.

"Can you r-r-read it pwease?" she said with a tad bit of trouble. He nodded his head and read the page through, even saying the part about donkeys being 'asses'. He didn't notice it, and when he finished reading the pages he looked at Starry.

"Is that what you wanted starry?" He asked her. She nodded her head with a smile. "Well, ok then. I gotta get back to sorting books, be a good little filly ok?" Again, Starry nodded. Spike smiled before walking away. Starry stood up and shook her mom's shoulder. Twilight woke up and looked down at her daughter.

"What is it sweetie?"

"Mummy, donkeys are asses."

Twilight's eyes widened. "Starry Sky!" She exclaimed, using Starry's full name.

"W-What?" Starry replied.

"Do not use that word ever again do you hear me?" Twilight shrieked. Flash looked at Twilight, not noticing what Starry had said.

"What word? Starry, what word did you use?" Flash asked her.

"Ass."

Flash looked at her with a stunned look. Confused, he looked at Twilight's book she had previously been reading. He hummed in understanding.

"Starry, if you ever use that word again I will take away your favorite doll. Do you understand me?" Flash scolded her. Starry nodded.

"Good, now run along."

Starry stood up and ran off, back to her dolls she had left on the floor. Flash shook his head.

"Let's hope she doesn't use it again."

Little did Flash know, he was very wrong. For five days, every time a donkey passed them, Starry would call them an ass. After taking away her dolls and giving her a small slap on her rump, she stopped saying it. And Flash could never have been happier.

Author's Note

Eh, I'm alive. And this was a pain to write. And it sucks. Sorry guys, but from now on I am updating when I can, sorry Expect at least one or two every month. This is so short to though... really sorry. And 'ass' is the only word I could think of at the moment. Someone told me to do this and i can't remember who, but here you go!