Oh...... Well, whoop de f**king do!

Twilight Sparkle, now an alicorn princess, stood in front of the mirror. The only thing that stood between her and it was fear and anxiety. She stared into it, seeing her own fear filled eyes. As she took a deep breath, she stepped into it disappearing, her dragon following.....

"Where... Am I?" A certain purple haired girl asked herself.

"Twilight!" She looked around, seeing her faithful friend, known as Spike. She looked to him in confusion.

"Spike? What are you doing he- are you a dog?" He looked to himself, nodding.

"At least I think so. I have no idea what YOU are though." Twilight lifted her extremities, revealing a purple hand.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" She shrieked, kneeling on the ground as a human, teenage girl. She looked in the mirror and started touching herself-

"Bow chicka wow wow!"

No fourth wall breaking, Tucker! Stop being such a douche!

"Fine, be that way! No wonder you can't get any bitches...."

Now, that's harsh. Anyways, she was looking in the mirror and touching herself ON THE FACE, looking in awe and horror at her new form. Not touching herself..... in the dirty way. Moving onto the story, she stared. Before she could shriek, Spike put his paw on her mouth.

"Are you gonna scream?" Spike asked, a serious tone in his voice. Twilight shook her head.

"I'll make her scream. Bow Chica Wow Wow!"

Back..... The FUCK off Tucker. Nobody likes you. Stop breaking the fourth wall! That's Deadpool's job!

Did someone call me?

Oh my fucking God.... Just.... Focus on the story! Anyways.... Spike took his paw off of Twilight's closed lips, leaving her with a worried look on her face. She looked in front of her, seeing other teenagers walking around in front of a large building. She looked Spike in the eyes.

"Maybe we should check the castle first." She said, starting to crawl on all fours. Just as she did that, she heard.... screaming? She looked back, seeing the other side of the mirror vibrate. And like children being born, 5 certain Red's and blues popped out of the mirror. Their names being Tucker, Sarge, Caboose, Grif, and Simmons.

"What the fuck?!? Why the hell would that douche throw us through the mirror?!? Fuck you Washington!!! I hope you can hear me!!!" The Aqua one yelled at the mirror. They each wore armor that was identical, except for the color palette. A small hologram popped out of the dark blue one.

"Okay guys. Felix is here, and we need to find him. He has that dumbass gun that Grif uses-" He tried to say before he was rudely interrupted.

"It's called the 'Brute Shot', so can you show it the smallest bit of respect?" Sarge walked up to Grif.

"We have no respect for you at all, so why would we respect your gun?" He said, noticing the girl behind him, staring. Grif facepalmed.

"Because THAT'S THE ONLY GUN WE HAVE!!!" He yelled in exasperation. Sarge completely turned around, looking to the girl. She looked in fear.

"What in Sam Hell are you staring at, soldier?" He asked. She just continued to stare, while the guys looked at Sarge. Tucker looked at Twilight.

"Whoa there purple! That's a REALLY tight ass you have there! You still have your V-Card? I can steal it at any time, you know." He joked, following with the usual 'Bow Chica Wow Wow'. She quickly looked to each of them, Sarge leaning in closer.

"I asked you a question. Will you answer it, or no?" He asked in a harsh tone. She stood up, dusting her skirt off while sheepishly smiling.

"Where are my manners? My name is Twilight Sparkle. You are?" Sarge looked back to the Reds and Blues, a small chuckle following. He looked back to Twilight.

"Listen kid. We don't have time for your games. Either answer me or get out of our way, got it?" Grif sighed.

"I'm sorry about him. He's just REALLY pissed right now." Twilight blushed, and Spike tapped her leg. She knelt down as he whispered something in her ear. Just as that happened, the Reds and blues started walking towards the school. Simmons looked back, seeing the girl talk to her dog. He looked around, making sure that th team wasn't looking. When he was sure, he walked over to Twilight.

"Hey there. My name is Simmons and I want to apologize about our sergeant. He can be sort of a dick sometimes..." Twilight nodded her head and stared at Simmons. He stared back, just looking into her lavender eyes. He scratched the back of his helmet.

"So..... I'm a single dude who is sort of a nerd...... I don't know why I said that, but it was worth it..... I guess?" He said, Tucker staring at her ass from behind a bush. Simmons looked at Twilight, who's face was blood red.

"I-I need to go. See you later?" Twilight nodded embarrassment on her face. He waved to her and walk away. Tucker popped out of a bush.

"You just got FRIEND ZONED!!!!" He yelled, Twilight staring at them. Spike jumped on her shoulder.

"You know, I don't trust these guys for some reason." Twilight nodded.

"It feels weird around them..... I don't know what IS weird though!"

Tucker walked up to Simmons, laughing his lungs out.

"Dude! You were just FRIENDZONED!!! I highly doubt that you even got there!" He yelled. Simmons shook his head.

"What's her name again? She looks SMOKING HOT." Tucker smiled under his helmet.

"Tight ass, right?" Simmons nodded.

"That is awesome. We should take her card dude!"

Author's Note

Oh god.... I'm so tired right now..... I need sleep..... Sorry that this wasn't too good, I am rekt right now.