RANDOMNESS

Toxic Flame walked up to Carrot Arrow and poked him.

"Ambush poke."

"Poke: The sequel."

"Poke: The prequel."

"It's frickin' cold out here let's get inside poke."

"Agreed Poke."

They played jokes on the teacher, such as "What's the capital of Equestria?" and reply with "The E!".

And their lives were good.

Later on, when recess came around, there was enough snow to build a snowman.

And they smashed the snowmen that were made on the playground.

They went home. It had been a long day and they had to get to their homes to eat dinner.  There was no homework, as Toxic had outsmarted the teacher in law.

"What a filly or colt sees as manual labor, they do not have to do it. Forcing them to will cause a fine of many bits."

Carrot was a pretty darned funny colt, too.

Many snowmen were found all over Equestria. The majority were found in Canterlot, too bad for Princess Luna and Celestia.

But then....

Carrot Arrow knocked on Toxic Flame's door.

"Do you wanna kill a snowman?

Decapitate it with a stick?

We can go kill Frosty now,

he has no brain.

I'm sure he won't mind!

I need an AK-47,

and a few Uzis.

Let's shove them down their throats!

Do you wanna kill a snowman?"

And just as Carrot finished the last verse, Toxic joined in, holding an Uzi and an AK-47.

"Do you wanna kill a snowman?

Shove a gun down its throat?

I've got some guns for us

to use on

the dumb snowmen!

How about some dynamite?

Let it go boom.

I am sure my parents won't mind!

Do you wanna kill a snowman?"

Carrot sang again.

"Do you wanna kill a snowman?

Blow it up with dynamite?

I've got the candlestick,

let's burn some wicks,

on the white snow!

Sulfur everywhere clogging up drains

I wish they'd allow me!

Do you wanna kill a snowman?"

"First, get a stick."

Toxic found a particularly large branch in her backyard, and used it to decapitate every snowman in sight! Ponies began to wonder what happened.

Not long after, guns were sticking out of every snowman body left, with strings attached to the triggers. Right before the ponies were about to pull the guns out, a string was pulled. It pulled many other strings along with it.

BLAM!

And there stood a pony with a half-burnt face.

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

More ponies began to have burnt faces as they fired the guns. Next up... dynamite. Just like the song, stuff happened.

Soon, all over Equestria snowmen were decked out in TNT and more pyrotechnics.

And then, right when Princess Luna went to inspect a snowman... it started to expand and then...

BOOM!

Equestria had to be rebuilt that day, but before it could even start...

Suddenly Toxic's cellphone went BING!

Toxic checked out the new message. Someone had replied to her post on Facebook.

"Carrot, go get the matches. I need to get something from my lab." she said before galloping off to get some liquid hydrogen and other explosives.

And then as Carrot played his video game, Toxic flew around with sprinklers, sprinkling hydrogen all over Equestria, excepting on him.

And then, Carrot Arrow got a spacesuit on as well as Toxic Flame. They got to a safe distance from the surface of the planet, and then dropped the lit match.

Five seconds later, the planet blew up into dust.