RANDOMNESS

Twilight Sparkle, genius Alicorn, was looking around inside the Internet. "Ooh, WorldEdit! I must try this spell!" exclaimed Twilight when she found a link.

"//undo, //copy, //paste, //move XYZ..." Twilight read on and on until, at last, she understood the spells. "Spike? Spike? SPIKE!?" Twilight called.

"Geez Twilight, have you been up all night studying spells? Mother of Celestia, it's 6:40, what?" yawned Spike as he woke up.

"I need you to send this to Princess Celestia." Twilight replied as she levitated a scroll over to Spike with her telekinesis. Before Spike could reply, Twilight had zapped food and coffee into her stomach with a spell and had already teleported outside.

"//copy  X: 44-Z: 39!" "//paste X: 44-Z:39-Y: 64!" "//move X: 120 Y:120 Z: 40!" recited Twilight, creating a copy of her castle, putting it on top of her current castle, and then moving the copy to Canterlot.

All the while, the citizens of Ponyville were amazed. Lyra knew that the mirror had been copied...

Bon-Bon wondered where Lyra was a few hours later.

Twilight had a tree on her head.

Twilight was unstoppable.

Twilight was able to manipulate space/time/terrain in any way, shape, or form.

"/time add 1400!" "/summon entityname: Celestia (customname: Cake Eater)!" Twilight shot out spell after spell,traveling 14 hours forward in time, and summoning a Celestia clone with a nametag that read: "Cake Eater".

"/op Twilight_Sparkle!!!"

BOOM!

Beep

Beep

Beep

Beep

"Uuugh, what happened?"

"Moaaaaan"

"What the (yay) happened?"

"Why am I in a magical prison, horn revoked?" asked Twilight, mingling in with the other ponies's complaints.

"I believe you have found a forbidden set of spells, Twilight. Please, when you find spells like this, NEVER EVER EVER use them without showing them to me first..." said a heavily bandaged Celestia. "Your horn was blown off in the explosion, and thankfully it will grow back. You've killed tens of thousands of ponies, and the only one left uninjured is Lyra Heartstrings, having snuck into the alternate universe on the other side of that mirror. She is nursing us all back to health... but Shining Armor is one who died in the blast."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Twilight.

Later that night...

"I can't take this anymore, I don't want to be here anymore..."

"/KILL!"

And every pony in the world saw the following text in the corner of their vision:

"Twilight Sparkle Died".

"Spike starved to death"

"Rainbow Dash was killed by Potion using magic"

"Applejack durp'd"

"Equestria went nuts"

EQUESTRIA TIMES

Element Of Magic FOUND DEAD!

Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Element Of Magic, has somehow died. No magical traces have been found, no evidence of her being murdered. She has not died of malnutricion, nor stress, but simply passed away.  Reporters are baffled!

"Wif Twilite gon, I kin partee! I wil waturskee!" said Appuljak. "I wl drnk lota bear and weene! I wil be drnk!"