Prologue - The con, The merchant,the non creepy merchant, the dumbass and the ponies
This is the story of a guy named Leonidas Moonside.Leonidas was going to his first con, and no less, the E3. But he didn't know the spirit lurking for prey...
E3 Convention /First Person : Leonidas Moonside
So, my first con!, Great! I mean, it can be fun going to your first con, but going to the E3 as your first con? you've got to say that is pretty neat, right?
So here I was, watching stalls while my blonde hair flowed thanks to a fan in the roof, almost hiding my greenish blue eyes, walking around in my white T-shirt, and trying to make my white hoodie not to hide my jeans,making a contrast with my red sneakers. As I walked by some stalls, soome of them were pretty boring, for example, minecraft stall? nope sir.
Suddenly, one stall in the corner of my eye, caught my attention, a stall that was pure black, except the items; Keyblades,mushrooms,swords, that stall had perfect replicas of every item in fiction!
When I approached, I saw the probably rarest of them all, a replica of the shrimpy truffle, from terraria! Fucking terraria! That game is almost unknown!
Since I wanted to buy something small, I opened my mouth to speak when a cosplaying the merchant from resident evil 4 appeared from behind and said:
"Eyeing that shrimpy truffle, eh?"- Said the merchant-" It's pretty cheap y'know, just ten bucks
"Ten bucks?!"- I said-" Shut up and take my money!"
As said, he took my money and gave me the truffle, for me to leave the con.
"Wow, great day!, and only 10 bucks in this shit!"-I said happily in the road, just as a four colored light,red, purple, blue and cyan shone and I blacked out in the road, only to dissapear from the face of the planet
Unknown forest / 3rd person
"WAKE UP, YOU MORON!"- Leonidas heard someone shouting,-" I WON'T FUCKING CARRY YOU ARROUND, DUMBASS!"
"...ngg,did someone get the number of the truck that hit me?"-He asked while finally waking up-"Also, no need to shout mr... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?"
Shouting, he was amazed by the thing he saw. It was half pig, half shark,it was a fucking pigron, but, those eyes... no, it couldn't be, it's fucking cute fishtron! it is a mount from terraria... but why?.Then, as He was asking himself a guy in a green shirt, with blue jeans, black shoes and brown hair, and as he walked he said:
"Oh hey, finally woke up.You know, they say there is a guy that is supossed to help you now... Oh, that's me" -The suddenly appeared guy said- "My name is Jeff, the guide,want some help for standing up?"
"No, man, my name is leonidas, by the way"- he said- "Also, can you tell me where are we?,I am kinda lost"
"Dont worry partner"-Jeff said-"I don't know either...FISHTRON, DO YOU KNOW WHERE ARE WE?"- he shouted to the bored looking animal
"No fucking idea"-he said-" Can we just explore? Or you have to be a burden AGAIN?"
"Yes, let's explore, and Leonidas"- He said while turning to the confused man-"Catch this! - he said as he threw to leonidas a copper pick, axe and shortsword
"Whoa!"- he said while trying to catch them, and succeed-"Why do you give them to me?"
"Just because"- He said- "Also because you have to learn, I still have my bow"
"Oh ok" - he said-" Then ONWARDS!"-he said while pointing in a random direction
Then, the group started to walk west, unknow for them the evil pressence that waited for them getting in its territory...
And so, the group started walking west, closer to civilization as they saw a river, and river means civilization, so they followed it, to find they
were actually tired
"Hey leonidas"-Said the guide," do you think you can build us a house with your axe?"
"Umm... yeah?"-He awnsered-" But why?"
"BUILD US ONE, YOU WITT"-said fishtron, as angry as ever, if not more-"I DEMAND THE COUCH!"
"Ok, you assholes" - Leonidas said-" not even saying please"
And so, he built with all the wood we wanted to gather, he built a house, a simple wooden cottage, iluminated by some torches and with a workbench, chair, table , and door.In the ceiling, there was a plataform, that you could jump into for reaching a replica of the room, just with a balcony on the other side of the door.
"Do you think that it's right?"-Leonidas said-" You could at least pay me..."
"For me, it's right"-A misterious voice said behind them. When they turned, they saw an old man wearing old and worn jeans, a brown shirt with matching jacket, and a golf hat, that contrasted his white beard and hair with his cyan eyes- Also, here is the payment- He said while giving the confused builder 50 silver coins, some throwing knifes, gel, and anglet,Finishing his appareance with this single phrase-
" Wanna buy something kiddo?"
Meanwhile, to the west, in a castle made of crystal...
"Princess!,Princess!"-One of the guards said, while rushing to the throne- "A wooden construct has sudenlly appeared in the Everfree!"
"A wooden construct?"-She said -"Then I and the girls will see what is in there. Guard, go call the girls"
As on queue, the mentioned guard went running to the town leaving Twilight and a baby dragon that went by the name of Spike
"And you Spike, send a letter to princess celestia"- And as said, the purple dragon went to write te message in another room, leaving Twilight alone, and only one thing to say;
"Why does it have to be always the Everfree?"
10 minutes later - Entrance of the Everfree / 3rd person POV
"So, what did you want us for here, Twilight?" - A tomboyish pegasus mare with cyan fur and rainbow colored mane said
"A mysterious wooden construct has appeared in the everfree" -Explained the lavender mare to Rainbow -"And we're going to explore it"
"Are you sure 'bout that, Twilight?" - An orange earth pony with blonde mane and a stetson said - " Maybe another pony built it"
"I'm sure, Applejack" - The scholar said to the farm mare - "Besides, that thing was built in only 30 minutes!"-She said excited - "What kind of pony could have built that?"
"A-a quick one?" -Said quietly a pegasus with yellow fur and pink mane, with a name as cute as she looked, Fluttershy - "M-maybe we should go away..."
"But if it's a pony we can throw him or her a party!" - Said a pink earth pony, With a matching pink mane, going by the name Pinkie Pie - " We could throw a ¨Congrats for making a thing so quick Party¨!"
"Dears wait for me!" - A Marshmallow colored unicorn with purple mane said - " I don't want to run and get dirty"
"We don't have to wait more, Rarity" - Twilight said - " We're already there"
Inside the house / Leonidas POV
"Why did I have to mount guard" - I said to myself as I sat on the ground, being bored of having no thing to watch - " I'ts not like im going to get attack-" -
Before I could finish, I heard some noises from outside , probabbly animals going to attack me, so , in an act of protecting everyone, I ran out of the house saying my favourite phrase and personal motto:
"YOLO!!!"
Outside the house / 3rd person POV
"So what's going to happ-" The prismatic mare tried to say, just as a creature that looked as a hairless bear, came running throught the door yelling something and running into a nearby cave
"After it!"- Twilight said, and with that, the group started running into the unknown dephts below...
Author's Note
Thanks for reading, I hope you liked it, It's my first fic
If you guess one of the references in this chapter, You get a cookie
(Pro tip; There are two references)
