Muffins

by Rauzar

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Derpy Hooves, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 2343

A casual walk to get some muffins end up wrong.

NOTE TO EVERYONE BEFORE READING: This was my first fan-fic and i barely used any effort or time on it, i just wanted to try this out! I also found out that people dont like gore-fics for some reason, but that will be ignored.
The fanfiction i always wanted to write, finally i contribute to the Grimdark arhcive!
(This will probaly be a bad fic, because of my in-experience, i also tried to get help for it, but noone wanted to for some reason, huh)

The not-so long awaited alternative to the world in-famous cupcakes!

Derpy was gonna get some muffins from sugarcube corner, as she was missing ingredients, but finds out that Pinkie doesnt have any either, but she promised that she would always satisfy customers, so Ditzy is gonna make her....

Special thanks to: Random Youtube commenter for the idea
Derpington-M-Hooves: For the smile-giving picture!

Published 2012-05-27 10:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-27 10:04:01 UTC

The walk

Muffins

Written by: Rauzar

A sunny day as usual in Ponyville. Ditzy Doo was on her way down to Sugarcube corner to get some muffins. When she arrived, she opened the door and walked in, looking at Pinkie waiting for customers, when she saw Ditzy walk in, she brightened up, not exactly liking the boring activity of waiting. Ditzy said: ''Muffins?'', ''Sorry, Ditzy, no muffins, we do have some cupcakes tho!'' said Pinkie. Ditzy looked dissapointed at Pinkie, tho Pinkie could of course not see it, and walked out of Sugarcube corner a bit angry.

(This may seem short, but some people wont like whats ahead for some reason. 18+ because younger will not be able to have a big enough smile and will explode)

Muffins

1-2 hours later, Pinkie couldnt remember, she was walking along Ponyville in the bright weather. She heard a whisper from the alley to the right: ''Pinkie, i need to talk to you'' it said. She walked into the alley when suddenly: ''Tail, tail, hooves, ear! The combo for hamm-''. Pinkie was cut off by the hammer hitting her in the face, the one place not protected by her bouncy mane, and fell down on the floor unconcius.

Pinkie could not remember how long she had been down, but when she opened her eyes again, it was still dark. ''Still hungry'', someone said in the darkness. ''Oh are we playing baking in the dark?'' Pinkie asked, smiling. ''There are no muffins in your store, but you said you would always serve all customers'' said the darkness. Pinkie's smile faded a little, ''Im sorry, but there was a shipment that was delayed'' Pinkie said. ''You promised to do everything to make Ditzy happy, so if you cant make muffins, Ditzy will'' the now identified darkness said. ''Oh, its you Ditzy!'' Pinkie said, her smile growing a little again. ''But Ditzy is missing ingredients'' Ditzy said. ''Oh, well what do you need?'' Pinkie said, happy to help one of her favourite customers. ''Flavor'' Ditzy said. Suddenly Pinkie could feel a aching pain in her chest, moving from her bellybutton to her ripcage, she screamed, her smile now turned to tears and a indescribable face. ''And that flavor, Pinkie will provide'' Ditzy said, turning on the lights. Pinkie looked around, she could barely think, but atleast Ditzy had stopped for a little, what she saw was grey basement walls, cowered in tools and instruments like: A oven, knifes, a hacksaw, a shelf filled with ingredients for baking, what looked like a pasta-grinder, and a cutting board. That was all she had time to notice, until the pain returned, now at her shoulder. Ditzy was injecting some sort of needle into her, she didnt know what it was, but it made her feel tired. ''Why are you doing this Ditzy?'' she cried. ''Pinkie says, she always serve customer, now she is'' Ditzy said. Pinkie suddenly understood, well not really but kind of, DItzy couldnt get muffins from her, so now she is making Muffins with her. She fell asleep the second that thought came through.

Meanwhile, a group of friends were asking around if anyone had seen Pinkie, as she had been missing for longer than it took for her to plan a suprise party.

When Pinkie woke up again, she looked around, and then she remembered what situation she was in, she screamed, or atleast, she thought she was going to. Then she realized, Ditzy had cut her tongue off! She could hear a sound of cutting against wood suddenly, and looked at where the sound came from, but not without noticing her belly! It was completly cut up, and worse than that, she was sure that something from there was missing, as it was kind of empty. Then she remembered the hacking sound, and saw Ditzy cutting something red on th- wait, she was cutting organs! Pinkie began to breath heavily, suddenly noticing, that the pain was gone. Had Ditzy given her some really powerfull painkillers... Or did she remove one of her senses? Ditzy looked back and span her eyes around weirdly, somehow trying to roll her eyes. ''Ditzy heard from old colt that pony organs, hairs, and marks tasted like they looked like, and colt was right'' Ditzy said. Pinkie looked at her and tried to make that ''What?'' look, she failed, because of the missing moistness in her eyes, as she remembered her friends and family, what will become of them? Will anypony ever find out? Will she ever see her friends and family again? Her eyes began to want to cry again, but she found out, that she couldnt cry anymore. ''Ditzy needed salt, so she took it from your eyefluids!'' Ditzy said. Pinkie felt the disgust in- she realized she couldnt use that expression anymore, as her belly was missing, the blood dripping everywhere. ''You taste like cotton candy, Ditzy not sure if cotton candy muffins are good, but they probaly are!'' She said and smiled. Pinkie had closed her eyes to preserve the remaining saltwater in her eyes, so she did not see the smile.

Twilight and the rest was growing very worried, they had asked everypony but one, the wall-eyed mailmare: Ditzy Doo. As they were walking towards Ditzy's small house near the posthouse, but as they knocked on the door, the delayed response made them all think the same: ''Something is very wrong here''. As the door opened, the smiling mailmare looked at them with happy eyes, and said: ''Hello!''.

Ditzy could feel the nervousness in her stomach, something that the mindcrying Pinkie Pie could not. She found that Twilight Sparkle, the lavender one, was about to say something, she fell out of her thoughts and listened: ''Have you seen Pinkie?'' She asked. ''She is helping me bake muffins!'' flew out of her mouth, she cursed the pegasus that had given her this condition, and continued to cover her mouth. She had just put the muffins in the oven, filled with Pinkies organs, they had been really hard to be made to look like muffins. ''Would ye mind if we go see her?'' the orange one said, Applejack she was called, if Ditzy remembered correctly, but now she needed to think fast, not remember. ''Yes, i mean no, i mean yes, i mean... Come inside...'' She said, hurrying down in her basement, and hiding the 25% Sleeping, 25% Unconcius and 50% dead Pinkie, in a neaby corner, cowering her in a rather large trashcan, and just in time too she realized. As the 5 mares walked down, they asked her: ''Where is Pinkie?''. ''She ran away because she didnt want to be seen'' Ditzy lied, hiding the lie under a thick layer of poker face. The mares did not notice, and just shrugged, ''Typical Pinkie'' they all said. Luckily for Ditzy. ''But thoose muffins look too marvelous to not eat right at this moment!'' The white one said, Ditzy wondered if she would taste like marshmellow, and then remembered, maybe she could find out! Maybe she could even get a taste of them all... Ditzy smiled a sinister smile, but noone seemed to have notice as she said: ''Feel free to taste them''. They jumped the muffins, giving one to Ditzy that she happily chewed down, it tasted wonderfull, and everyone agreed, based on their facial expression. They all said thanks and was just about to walk out when they noticed they couldnt. ''Oh i dont think you are going anywhere'' She said, suddenly noticing her eyes and mane changing to a darker yellow.

Twilight began to panic, as everything put itself together, like magical puzzle pieces. She reacted out of panic and used her magic to knock Ditzy into the trashbin, knocking both Ditzy and the trashbin over. What she saw under the trashbin broke her and her friends. What they saw, was a dead, deflated and empty Pinkie. The time with no oxygen under the trashbin had finished her already weakened hearth. They all fell down on the floor of the basement, and began to cry. Ditzy rised, smiling the biggest smile she had ever experienced beginning to sing:
My name is Ditzy Doo!
and I am here to say, time to die!
I'm gonna force you to smile
and I darken out your day!

It doesn't matter now
if you are black or blue
'cause cutting up my friends
is just what Ditzy's here to do

'Cause I love to make you die, die, die (Yes i do!)
it fills my heart with extra blood all the while (Yes it does)
'cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
from these dead friends of mine!

I like to see you dead (Awesome!)
I love to see you cry (Rock on!)
the corners of your mouth turned up
is always Ditzy's dream (Knife-thrust!)

But if you're kind of worried
and your face has made a frown
I'll work real hard and do my best
to cut that sad frown upside down

'Cause I love to make you cry, cry, cry (Yes I do)
busted out from ear to ear, let it begin
just give me a knife-forced grin, grin, grin
and you fill me with cold cheer

It's true, some days are dark and lonely
and maybe you feel sad
but Ditzy will be there to show you that it is all that bad

There's one thing that makes me happy
and makes my whole life worthwhile
and that's when I stab my friends and get them to die!

I really am so happy
your death fills me with glee
I give a thurst, I get a muffin
and that's so special to me

'Cause I love to see fear, fear, fear (Yes I do)
tell me, what more can I say to make you see that I do?
it makes me happy when you fear, fear, fear
yes, it always makes my day

Come on everypony die, die, die
fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
all I really need from everypony to die, die, die
from these dead friends of mine!

Come on everypony die, die, die
fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
all I really need from everypony to die, die, die
from these dead friends of mine!

Yes a perfect gift for me
is a smile as forced as work
to make me happy as can be
die, die, die, die!

Come on and die!
come on and die!

Ditzy began to feel the magic and harmony seep out of her, as the color drained from her coat, mane, tail and eyes, she felt like all the warmth and happiness that had ever existed now was nothing against this warm yet cold act. She killed the already unconcius friends in all kinds of ways, Twilight sparkle was killed by her own horns sawed off and stuck into her eye, Fluttershy cut open and organs replaced by dead animals, including the for once fear-eyed Angel. Gems were used to carve Rarity's skin into small, white and bloody cubes, her insides lying on the Cutting board already. Rainbow Dash's wings were taken off and sewed on again, the same thing done with her ears, head, mane, tail, cutiemark, legs and hooves. After the proccess was done, she was put in a Wonderbolt suit and hung in strings up on the ceiling. Applejack's head was bucked in, wereafter rotten and worm-infested apples were stuffed down her throat, together with some maggots. As she saw Applejack being eaten from the inside, Twilight having her power sucked out of her by her own horn, her color slowly draining, Fluttershy's body rotting away faster than the other's because of the infection filled animals inside her, Rainbow Dash hung up on the ceiling, her final dream fullfilled and Rarity's organs on the chopping block, and her skin pieces sewed together to form a soft, white carpet. She looked at the deflated, sad looking Pinkie in the corner, and decided that she would turn her into a plush later. She looked at the tears on all of them but two of course, and smiled, just as the smile was reaching its heights, she was teleported into a cell, and slowly squished to death, in what is known mostly as Tartarus.

The next day, everypony was gathering around the graves of the 6 fallen elements, all of them crying. Only one little filly was sitting in a bush far away from there, and that was Ditzy Doo's own muffin: Dinky Doo. She sat there, barely being able to see, as the thought of suicide fueled her tears. She finally decided and choked herself to death. There, in a bush, lied now a dead, teary-eyed little filly, missing her mother so much so much that she didnt see the point in life anymore.
She wasnt the only one commiting suicide that sad day.

The cakes: Put the babies up for adoption and baked themselves.

Sweetie Belle: Locked herself in a room and died out of dehydration in 1 day because of the water spilling out of her eyes.

Applebloom: Choked herself with an apple.

Big Macintosh: Cowered hes head in a applebag.

Granny Smith: Was gonna take a pill to end her life, but died of old age.

Rarity's parents: Tried to drink out their sorrow, but died in a drunken accident.

That very same day, Celestia wondered if it really was worth it to be immortal, she had witnessed sorrow, but not of this
scale.

Closer than you would think, sat a small pegasus filly in a pool of salt water: Scootaloo. Having lost her hero, friends, and everyone else who took care of her, she was hearthbroken, but she carried on, just to die to the same maniac that had killed her entire family.
It was a sad day for everyone but the coldblooded prison wardens in Tartarus.

THE END.

Written while listening to: ''Pinkie Pie - Smile Song''

Special thanks to: Random youtube commenter for the idea