TO THE MOON... oh wait, look, whipped cream!
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TO THE MOON... oh wait, look, whipped cream!
"CELESTIA, WHERE HAS THOU HIDDEN MY WHIPPED CREAM FOAM?" Luna yelled out in the ROYAL CAPS LOCK!.
"I ate it, were you going to use that?" came from outside the kitchen.
Luna's horn fired up, and a blue glow surrounded Celestia. At first she didn't notice, but then, as it got more bright, bold, and prominent, Celestia said "Luna, what are you doing? Luna? LUNA!!!" as she was lifted up, phasing through the ceiling, and she began to go faster and faster, until she landed on... whipped cream foam? And it was floating?
But the moment of whipped cream foam covering her body ended as soon as she landed on the mass. It exploded, shooting cream in every direction. Landing on the moon with a *PLOP*, the sun princess now realized why Luna hid part of the moon in shadow some nights as it rotated.
Because in front of her was an exact zero-gravity replica of Los Pegasus made out of different kinds of foam. Styrofoam houses linked to the ground with normal packing foam chains, with whipped cream and shaving cream foam making up the clouds, also somehow magically not floating off into space.
She walked into one of the houses, only to find dyed whipped cream making up all of the foods. On the moon, nothing appears to expire, because even though the cream was a thousand years old, it still tasted amazing to Celestia out of the styrofoam compressed bowl. As she flew out of the house, she noticed that there was a styrofoam sign.
"Luna's foam collection-All kinds of foam found here, every foam known to Equestria!" it said.
Celestia walked through the town, noticing that Luna had sculpted a massive floating replica of Canterlot Castle out of styrofoam. As she got closer, she noticed the floors were made of memory foam. She bounced up and saw another sign.
"Luna's castle bounce house and all foam pits." Celestia read off the sign in her head.
Celestia shrugged and said "Sounds good to me!", but no sound came out because there was no air. Oh well, alicorns could not die of certain conditions anyway. She bounced and bounced, not looking where she was going, and fell into a pit of foam blocks. Climbing out, Celestia looked around. There was a foam block pit, a whipped cream pit, a shaving foam pit, and a styrofoam pit. She also noticed a slide in the wall. When she came out the other end she was in a pit of packing peanuts and all the other foams mixed together. It was really gooey and sticky because there was also hot, permanently melted marshmallow in the mix.
Teleporting herself, and only herself, out of the mix, she saw before her a giant room under the surface of the moon. Colored soap foam was everywhere in the room. The pit she had just teleported out of had walls that prevented the bathing foam from seeping in.
And the largest foam throne possible was sitting right there in front of her. She decided to sit on the throne, but then two aerosol cans pointed at her and fired, covering her with various dark colors of Silly String.
Celestia teleported into a house above the surface of the moon, and walked onto the bed. She lay down, sighing, and began to dream of how she would kill or apologize to her younger sister. She decided on apologizing to her, as she could use this as a tourist attraction.
Meanwhile Luna was buying more whipped cream. As well as a razor, required for scraping paint bubbles off the wall.
She was not happy. Why? Because her credit card maxed out a week ago...