50 Shades of Bacon
Chapter Two (The love for Bacon)
Previous ChapterNext ChapterWhile Bacon was still anxious about the whole ordeal, still by the time Egg had bought them both lunch, the time they have had together really did bring up some things that were good to know for her. Bacon obviously had to start it with one question,
"Are we related in anyway which would be deemed morally wrong? Because, look, we both know we have feelings for each other or we wouldn't have reacted as shocked as we did."
Egg just giggled. During the entire time away from Bacon when at work she thought about the possible ways they could be related and came up with a reasonable answer,
"From the way I see it, we both don't know each other. That's one point. The second being we are of the same age range, so it is highly likely that if you were known by me it would be at around the same age. So from what I think, no. We are clear." Bacon sighed in relief in the news she had received from this pony. She knew deep inside that she was the one. She just had to be.
"Listen," started Bacon. "I don't really know if anytime soon this will get serious.... But if it is ever going to be a true relationship of l-love. Then I feel I would need to start knowing more about you."
"Well, I uh," replied Egg as soon as she was given an opening. "I would like to say that, um.... That I have the worst job in the world, I am such an ignored individual, apart from my boss who usually just shouts at my tardiness. And I feel that all around my neighborhood I live in is.... Really quite shitty." Bacon stared at the frustrated looking Egg Pone before her, it was as if she was hoping to say that to somepony for a long time.
The conversation went on, as Egg learnt about Bacon's hobbies and dislikes and vice versa. Bacon learnt about how Egg loves to cook and has the dream of one day being a world-renowned chef. She also discovered how Egg does not like 'Zappy Coffee' and air-horns. As for Egg herself, she found out Bacon enjoyed crusading, she still wanted to. Their cutie mark though originated when crusading for one of the most interesting artifacts ever to go missing from the archives of Fillydelphia. The golden bacon chalice. It was said that the one who discovered the chalice and drunk out of it would be praised with eternal love for bacon and the most delectable, perfect bacon flavor. Bacon ended up discovering the chalice and drunk out of it. She became unconscious and was found with a broken chalice next to her. Later when she was offered to try some bacon, it came true. To put it simply,
"Any bacon I eat is delicious." stated the mare. Egg also found out that Bacon disliked bullies and a certain staff member of the sugar cube corner.
"Who exactly?" asked Egg, curious.
"Do you think I would know the name of someone as lively as that I try to ignore?"
"No." Egg said.
"Well that's where you're wrong, because she wouldn't stop saying her name was Pinkie Pie." Bacon stated, mildly irritated.
"Pinkie Pie? You don't like Pinkie Pie?" A confused Egg asked, since almost everyone likes Pinkie Pie.
"She was up at four in the morning making a massive wreckage of the place, all the neighbors, including me, could hear it."
"That's the only reason you don't like Pinkie Pie?"
"It happens.... Every night." Bacon rolled her eyes just by the thought.
Eventually the lunch break was over, so Bacon decided to be a kind mare and escort the cute lover of hers home. She was most definitely smarter than she was, and her slightly geeky, but mostly clear and soft voice was now starting to catch onto Bacon. 'She is adorable,' the mare thought with honesty. 'I am very lucky to meet such a po-.' Her lustrous thoughts were interrupted by a sudden loud noise ahead of her, which she wouldn't have noticed if she wasn't staring at her lover in wonder.
"Oh for Goodness.... Stop doing that man I swear to Celestia I will shove the thing down your throat otherwise!" She heard Egg shout on his right, as Bacon turned to find the source of the sound. Standing right in their path was a stallion with an air-horn in his front-right hoof. He was wearing a hood, and so therefore is barely visible. Before any confrontation could be made, the stallion left as quickly as he arrived.
"That's why I hate air-horns." A now annoyed Egg stated.
"Does that happen often to you?" Bacon asked, rather confused.
"Every time I take my time down this road, he just shows up, blows an air-horn and leaves! It's as if that's the only thing he can do!" Bacon paused before she replied.
"Do you think he is of any significance at all?"
"Nope." responded Egg, who continued to walk forward with an annoyed expression on her face.
"None?" asked Bacon again, just to be sure.
"Nope." responded Egg again, not even changing the expression on her face slightly.
"Not even some organisation? I mean, he does look shady."
"Nope." Egg replied in a more upbeat tone, shaking her head and smiled confidently at Bacon.
"Okay then."
Finally they reached the house of Egg, Bacon could've sworn this place looked much more fresh and colorful than her place, plus the surrounding area seemed by far in her mind more natural, more animals and beautiful surroundings. 'Then again,' she thought. 'Love is blind.' Bacon then said goodbye to the mare, hoping that the next time they meet will be the same experience. She started to trot away after 5 seconds of staring at the door where Egg was just in front of a moment, embracing her image in her head.
Egg was alone. She sure didn't feel good about it. For the first time in years, an individual had made her smile. But also made her fall in love for the very first time. Egg stood in the doorway, taking a deep breath in. She couldn't help it,
"I need that mare in my life." she exclaimed to herself quickly. Without hesitation she opened the door again to catch the pony just starting to leave her premises. "Hey Bacon!" Egg shouted with enthusiasm. It didn't take long for Bacon to turn round, it was as if you caught a dog's attention by saying they were going on a walk. "How 'bout you come inside? I can make some good snack for us!"
A few seconds earlier, Bacon was heading back to her noisy street in Ponyville. Now? She was sitting with Egg in her house. For hours on end they stayed in that house. It was 9 PM when it became really interesting, by then both of them were intoxicated as wine was laid out before them, courtesy of Egg.
"Since when did we need a commercial tower such as an office building of that imposing magnitude in Ponyville?" asked Egg rhetorically.
"Ye.... Yeah. I mean, it's good pay...for me at least, but yeah!" replied Bacon, as if not knowing what to say at all. When she first walked into this house it was cold, but as she talked to Egg more and more, the warmer the heat she gave off became.
It was at the point where Bacon was holding Egg's hoof as they both looked out of the living room's window. Stargazing from the comfort of a home. The mood was calm and welcoming, a chill passed through her as Bacon noticed the sudden change of position of Egg's head, now laying on her shoulder. It didn't take long for Bacon to return back to her relaxed state.
"You know, it must have been fate for us to meet when you bashed my head against that door in the office." Egg semi-seriously stated. Bacon gave a chuckle and turned to her. She was staring deep into Bacon's eyes, who was returning the favor. At around the same time, their eyes shut. Their bodies shifted closer together, their lips making a shape familiar to both of them. They came into contact. Sparks flew around both of them as they embraced the feeling.
Author's Note
As mentioned in the blog, this chapter will still have the old formula, we will change this if a 3rd chapter is asked for...then we will release a third chapter.
DUM! WHERE DEH SEXY AT?
Patience my son, patience. Soon you will have your pony sex.
(Please refer to the comments and tell us whether you want a Clop Chapter included in this fic)
Okay seriously though, if you like what you are reading so far. Thank you for reading, please let us know what you think if you really feel like it is your destiny to do so.
Also, air-horns.

