50 Shades of Bacon

by EggNBacon

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Slice of Life
Length: 5233

Bacon is a lonely mare who just needs to be loved, but with a surname such as that...how would she ever get laid by anypony? Egg is a girl too.

Bacon and Egg, two mares that just want to be loved. Yet fate has never let their paths cross. This was, of course, until one fateful day. Will they fall for each other? Really? 'Cause those are some pretty weird names if you ask me.

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! This is, 50 Shades of Bacon.

Given *sex* tag due to possible clop chapter if wanted.

UPDATE:

Story is on hiatus as the team split and interest was lost, story might be continued eventually.

Published 2015-08-20 19:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-05 19:57:47 UTC

Chapter One (Introduction)

Bacon Pone, awfully mock-able, yet that was her name. A pony with a name such as that would surely never find the perfect match. The sadness filled the mare's heart every night as she looked across her bed to see no special somepony beside her. Alone.

But yet. Her situation dawned on others also, and it was because of this awful feeling of being forever alone, that Bacon would meet her match of love. Yet she wouldn't know it at first, Bacon would soon be happy. All she had to do, was find them.

***

Egg awoke from her bed and glanced at her clock. 4 hours of sleep. That was all she could get after her job was done for the previous night. And yet despite working hard on the files needed for the next day, she would have to come into work at the same time as usual. 6AM.

Arising finally from her chamber - as she wished to catch a few extra minutes - egg rushed into the traditional morning routine she would do every day. Shower, teeth, dress. Not always in that order. Never in 2 years, apart from non-working days, has she ever been able to catch breakfast before leaving for work. It's not that important to her anyway, she always had to eat it with the 3 dusty seats which came with the set anyway - which brought too many saddened memories to mind.

***

Bacon had no job, unless pleading was West Canterlot Productions material one day. Of course she had a job, hell she could afford a house. But she couldn't keep living in the past as an explorer, they had to let her go. 'You are not strong enough for adventures, accept it,' she thought to herself. Her other side had other things to say, 'It was one time, so they use that as an excuse to get rid of me. They've wanted to do that for years!' It was only recently her crusading had come to an end, so she had no idea how to react to it still. Today was the day though, today she was to confidently enter Talil Enterprises' local offices and apply for a job there.

After dressing professionally, Bacon left her house to the positive-feeling town before her. The town of Ponyville. She detailingly scanned the environment around, as usual it was in the middle of calm and busy. People everywhere, but all just enjoying the sun out today. Heat was the first thing the light brown pony felt as the sun's rays shined down on her multicolored mane. It was glorious to say the least. Today she felt a change in the wind, a positive vibe all around her. The mare's hooves started strolling to the offices,

"I have the guts, I have the qualifications, and I am ready for this." she kept stating to herself as the building drew nearer.

***

Egg was a mess, it was as if she was just in a near death experience. The usual white mane she had was still in bits and not in any way a style fit for the offices,

"Stupid job causing me to lose precious sleep time." she moaned to herself soon after yawning loudly in the town square of Ponyville. Not only was Egg sick of her job's time issues, but now she was getting agitated by smaller and smaller things. For example, why did she need to dress professionally when she is in an office building? Not many ponies see her during work hours, well, not as many as when outside. And besides, many ponies do not wear clothes in the day anyhow. Literally, clothes for a job such as this is pointless.

Egg stared reluctantly at the massive words written above her place of work, "Talil Enterprises". She sighed,

"Just keep it together Egg, only two more days until the weekend. A whole 48 hours, well...around that time at least, of me time is ahead if you can work for just today and Friday." Egg then trotted half-confidently into her job's workplace and then went through the usual routine to get to floor 4, where she worked - and where unfortunately her boss was situated.

***

Bacon was now starting to lose confidence slightly, what if they would deny her over her stupid surname? What if she is the exception and they won't hire her? Bacon's thoughts of the bad scenarios were interrupted by the mare at the reception desk, who asked politely if she can help her. Bacon viewed the girl's face, a false smile clearly embedded between her cheeks.

"I'm here for a job interview, Bacon Pone?"

After the receptionist let her through, clearly holding in laughter, Bacon took the lift to floor 4, where the interview was to take place. She was now getting much more nervous than before, her forehead sweating as the lift ascends further and further. As the doors opened to the mostly empty level, Bacon immediately worked the assumption she was early and proceeded to the meeting located on the other side of the office blocks.

***

Egg reached the fourth floor, to see the sight of many ponies busy at work. Those minutes in bed earlier cost her, as she had just realized, Egg was late. Again. Bad luck was surely what she was born for, as to reach her desk Egg would have to go past her boss. The possibilities of what might happen didn't turn out too well in her head, as she started to walk at an alarming pace through her usual path. There was no other way to go other than past that door.

Egg was now approaching her boss's room, she had to run...or at least speed trot. To give luck a chance she lowered and covered her head with some paper on a nearby desk with her hooves in hopes that no-one would suspect her if she didn't stop. Her mane was sweating, but then her head felt a sudden burst of pain. The pain caused her to stumble backwards onto her hind legs, she could only hear mumbling from inside the office - even with the door that had just struck her open. But visually she could see a light brown pony looking into the office with a confident grin on their face. The grin drops though as soon as the pony notices the accident she caused when turning her head.

The mare runs over to Egg, who at this point is sick of her constant instances of bad coincidences and luck.

"Are you okay?" the pony asks as she held out a hoof to assist Egg.

"Yes, I'm just peachy," she sarcastically replies as she is helped up. She continued, "Do me a favor? Please don't open doors so vigo-." Egg interrupted herself as she stares in awe at the now much clearer pony in front of her. Her light brown coat felt stunning to Egg as she spotted the gorgeously colored bacon mane she had over her head. She was just able to make out the cutie mark on the mare's flank, a heart shape of bacon stripes. 'Who would've thought Earth ponies could be this...cute?' She thought euphorically. She felt really excited just staring at the mare. Her heart pounding. Anypony else would immediately start questioning if they were gay by this point, but Egg at this moment in time couldn't care. She was hypnotized by this pony's beauty.

Bacon was getting slightly anxious about the mare staring at her right now. Her eyes in what seemed to be disbelief. But yet she didn't complain, as he felt she was slightly cute looking in an outfit like that. Thoughts did cross her mind about this being a girl she was curious in, but Bacon quickly threw away these questions and statements. Her white fur was adding to Bacon's feelings about this pony whom she knew nothing about. She knew no-one with a blonde-colored mane and tail before, but she felt...attracted to it. She could clearly see the cutie mark situated on her posterior. It was what seemed to be a black stove, making it clear as days on the earth pony's coat.

Bacon for a moment became lost into the mare in front of her, she too was still the same. It was at this point Bacon decided to break the silence between them, as it must've been distracting to the workers and it felt embarrassing slightly. Bacon coughed, which broke the trance of the pony who stood before her. Followed quickly by,

"Um...hey. I'm...uh," it didn't take long for the cheeks of Bacon to turn to the same color of their name. "um. B-Bacon." A reply came, "Bacon...ba-...Bacon what?" The question was filled with wonder as the pony was acting as if she was 'out of it'. Bacon began to feel embarrassed, she already received a snigger from the stallion in the cubicle to the left of her, who also happened to be her new boss if she was given a job.

"B-Bacon...Pone."

Egg was snapped back into position,

"Bacon...Pony?" she asked with a slight bad taste in her mouth.

"Bacon Pone, P O N E." the mare in front of her replied, their cheeks red with what seemed to be disgust. Egg was shocked,

"I'm...Egg. Egg Pone." she was scared she had fallen for a family member. Egg visually spotted the same feeling on Bacon's face, one of shock and disgust. "Are we...related...by any chance?" Egg reluctantly asks.

"I don't...think so." states the newly introduced Bacon Pone before her, still embarrassed of the similarity of their surname which in itself is awful. Egg is slightly worried, but decides to ignore this for now. 'I've met somepony new and I must know more about them. Maybe we could answer some questions over lunch.' she thinks.

"Wanna discuss this at my lunch break?" She asks more confidently, as she is shouted at by her boss to enter his office.

Author's Note

Harro, welcome to the first chapter of this fanfiction.

The first question you might be wondering would most likely be, why name them Bacon and Egg? Because we can. That's why.

In fact, here. Have some answers to questions you most likely will ask.

Q. Why do they both have the same surname?
A. It was very early in the morning when the first chapter was finished, so we just stuck with it. That and Pone is just a surname everypony can agree on.

Q. Why is there an office tower in Ponyville?
A. Corporate industries, the sub-plot. ~~And totally not an excuse to put the comedy tag on this.~~

Q. I thought Sunset Shimmer was Bacon Po-
A. YOU'RE WRONG! SHE'S KETCHUP AND MUSTARD!

Q. What if my question was not answered here?
A. There you go.

Or you could send a question to one of our social media places.

Always contact Japooter on steam if possible.
As for Red-Stripe. I can be contacted through Skype rambold1

Chapter Two (The love for Bacon)

While Bacon was still anxious about the whole ordeal, still by the time Egg had bought them both lunch, the time they have had together really did bring up some things that were good to know for her. Bacon obviously had to start it with one question,

"Are we related in anyway which would be deemed morally wrong? Because, look, we both know we have feelings for each other or we wouldn't have reacted as shocked as we did."

Egg just giggled. During the entire time away from Bacon when at work she thought about the possible ways they could be related and came up with a reasonable answer,

"From the way I see it, we both don't know each other. That's one point. The second being we are of the same age range, so it is highly likely that if you were known by me it would be at around the same age. So from what I think, no. We are clear." Bacon sighed in relief in the news she had received from this pony. She knew deep inside that she was the one. She just had to be.

"Listen," started Bacon. "I don't really know if anytime soon this will get serious.... But if it is ever going to be a true relationship of l-love. Then I feel I would need to start knowing more about you."

"Well, I uh," replied Egg as soon as she was given an opening. "I would like to say that, um.... That I have the worst job in the world, I am such an ignored individual, apart from my boss who usually just shouts at my tardiness. And I feel that all around my neighborhood I live in is.... Really quite shitty." Bacon stared at the frustrated looking Egg Pone before her, it was as if she was hoping to say that to somepony for a long time.

The conversation went on, as Egg learnt about Bacon's hobbies and dislikes and vice versa. Bacon learnt about how Egg loves to cook and has the dream of one day being a world-renowned chef. She also discovered how Egg does not like 'Zappy Coffee' and air-horns. As for Egg herself, she found out Bacon enjoyed crusading, she still wanted to. Their cutie mark though originated when crusading for one of the most interesting artifacts ever to go missing from the archives of Fillydelphia. The golden bacon chalice. It was said that the one who discovered the chalice and drunk out of it would be praised with eternal love for bacon and the most delectable, perfect bacon flavor. Bacon ended up discovering the chalice and drunk out of it. She became unconscious and was found with a broken chalice next to her. Later when she was offered to try some bacon, it came true. To put it simply,

"Any bacon I eat is delicious." stated the mare. Egg also found out that Bacon disliked bullies and a certain staff member of the sugar cube corner.

"Who exactly?" asked Egg, curious.

"Do you think I would know the name of someone as lively as that I try to ignore?"

"No." Egg said.

"Well that's where you're wrong, because she wouldn't stop saying her name was Pinkie Pie." Bacon stated, mildly irritated.

"Pinkie Pie? You don't like Pinkie Pie?" A confused Egg asked, since almost everyone likes Pinkie Pie.

"She was up at four in the morning making a massive wreckage of the place, all the neighbors, including me, could hear it."

"That's the only reason you don't like Pinkie Pie?"

"It happens.... Every night." Bacon rolled her eyes just by the thought.

Eventually the lunch break was over, so Bacon decided to be a kind mare and escort the cute lover of hers home. She was most definitely smarter than she was, and her slightly geeky, but mostly clear and soft voice was now starting to catch onto Bacon. 'She is adorable,' the mare thought with honesty. 'I am very lucky to meet such a po-.' Her lustrous thoughts were interrupted by a sudden loud noise ahead of her, which she wouldn't have noticed if she wasn't staring at her lover in wonder.

"Oh for Goodness.... Stop doing that man I swear to Celestia I will shove the thing down your throat otherwise!" She heard Egg shout on his right, as Bacon turned to find the source of the sound. Standing right in their path was a stallion with an air-horn in his front-right hoof. He was wearing a hood, and so therefore is barely visible. Before any confrontation could be made, the stallion left as quickly as he arrived.

"That's why I hate air-horns." A now annoyed Egg stated.

"Does that happen often to you?" Bacon asked, rather confused.

"Every time I take my time down this road, he just shows up, blows an air-horn and leaves! It's as if that's the only thing he can do!" Bacon paused before she replied.

"Do you think he is of any significance at all?"

"Nope." responded Egg, who continued to walk forward with an annoyed expression on her face.

"None?" asked Bacon again, just to be sure.

"Nope." responded Egg again, not even changing the expression on her face slightly.

"Not even some organisation? I mean, he does look shady."

"Nope." Egg replied in a more upbeat tone, shaking her head and smiled confidently at Bacon.

"Okay then."

Finally they reached the house of Egg, Bacon could've sworn this place looked much more fresh and colorful than her place, plus the surrounding area seemed by far in her mind more natural, more animals and beautiful surroundings. 'Then again,' she thought. 'Love is blind.' Bacon then said goodbye to the mare, hoping that the next time they meet will be the same experience. She started to trot away after 5 seconds of staring at the door where Egg was just in front of a moment, embracing her image in her head.

Egg was alone. She sure didn't feel good about it. For the first time in years, an individual had made her smile. But also made her fall in love for the very first time. Egg stood in the doorway, taking a deep breath in. She couldn't help it,

"I need that mare in my life." she exclaimed to herself quickly. Without hesitation she opened the door again to catch the pony just starting to leave her premises. "Hey Bacon!" Egg shouted with enthusiasm. It didn't take long for Bacon to turn round, it was as if you caught a dog's attention by saying they were going on a walk. "How 'bout you come inside? I can make some good snack for us!"

A few seconds earlier, Bacon was heading back to her noisy street in Ponyville. Now? She was sitting with Egg in her house. For hours on end they stayed in that house. It was 9 PM when it became really interesting, by then both of them were intoxicated as wine was laid out before them, courtesy of Egg.

"Since when did we need a commercial tower such as an office building of that imposing magnitude in Ponyville?" asked Egg rhetorically.

"Ye.... Yeah. I mean, it's good pay...for me at least, but yeah!" replied Bacon, as if not knowing what to say at all. When she first walked into this house it was cold, but as she talked to Egg more and more, the warmer the heat she gave off became.

It was at the point where Bacon was holding Egg's hoof as they both looked out of the living room's window. Stargazing from the comfort of a home. The mood was calm and welcoming, a chill passed through her as Bacon noticed the sudden change of position of Egg's head, now laying on her shoulder. It didn't take long for Bacon to return back to her relaxed state.

"You know, it must have been fate for us to meet when you bashed my head against that door in the office." Egg semi-seriously stated. Bacon gave a chuckle and turned to her. She was staring deep into Bacon's eyes, who was returning the favor. At around the same time, their eyes shut. Their bodies shifted closer together, their lips making a shape familiar to both of them. They came into contact. Sparks flew around both of them as they embraced the feeling.

Author's Note

As mentioned in the blog, this chapter will still have the old formula, we will change this if a 3rd chapter is asked for...then we will release a third chapter.

DUM! WHERE DEH SEXY AT?
Patience my son, patience. Soon you will have your pony sex.
(Please refer to the comments and tell us whether you want a Clop Chapter included in this fic)

Okay seriously though, if you like what you are reading so far. Thank you for reading, please let us know what you think if you really feel like it is your destiny to do so.

Also, air-horns.

The Clop Chapter

Author's Note

Holy shit, it's finally done. After so much annoying interference it has become complete. The optional clop chapter. If you're still reading this, thank you so much. We know there has been a huge and irritating wait for this next chapter, so I personally just want to thank you for staying.

Anyway, as for the chapter itself, it might suck. Personally I find it weird to write clop, but since so many of you wanted this I have no objections to it.

Once again, thanks for reading!
-Japooter, writer.

The Clop Chapter

Sparks were flying all throughout Egg's head as she closed her eyes to the wondrous Bacon Pone in front of the mare, feelings of lust and shock all at once reacting to the indulging kiss being endured by her very mouth. The contact was only the tip of the warm and lustrous iceberg however, as moments later a new feeling could be made out in Egg's head, currently in a state of fantasy. Slimy, yet it felt great. Curiosity filled the mind of Egg, the emotion was so great that it forced her to unveil the very eyes she not so long ago closed to enter this state of thrill.

In front of the mare's now open eyes was Bacon, still passionately kissing Egg in lust. Despite being tipsy, she still attempted to put two and two together. What could be causing the pony to be having such a weird feeling of both disgust and excitement. Then it hit her, causing Egg to pull away from the fantastic kiss she had just taken part in.

"Were you..., oh Celestia!" Egg was in shock at what was just figured out in her head, a feeling that made her feel a tiny bit nauseous deep inside.

"What? All I did was kiss you, may I add that it was very...sexy." Bacon replied, in a tone which sounded more drunk than confused.

"Yeah, you kissed me...and then put your tongue in my mouth! I mean at least have some decency to ask if anything!" Egg was in a more outraged tone now more than sickened.

"Egg, Egg. Listen. I could tell you were slightly confused with how this was going...down...well judging by your tongue at least." The speech of Bacon was now more drawn out, as if they were still thinking about what to say while saying it. "But...listen you sexy thing. I can also tell, by your expressions and reaction, that you slightly enjoyed it." Egg herself was at first irritated at the way Bacon was speaking to her, but eventually lost all signs of aggression and changed her current face to a more puzzled and intrigued look of satisfaction.

"Well, I uh. I guess...I guess it was kind of nice." Not long after Egg was able to get the word nice out of her mouth, Bacon had pounced on to the top of her in desire for what seemed to be something much more than kissing.

"If you liked it so much, maybe you should continue having this treatment. Or maybe something even more." At first Bacon spoke in an assertive style, moving towards a more seductive approach by the end of her reply. Egg's usual pale cheeks were now coated in the colour of embarrassment as she confirmed in her mind the fact that Bacon was flirting with her. A few moments of thought went past, before Bacon spoke once more in the same drunk voice, "Wait...is that smell what I think I smell?" There was a hint of desire in the mare's tone. Bacon's eyes traversed along the front of Egg's body, coming to a stop at her mare-hood. "Looks like someone is quite excited about that seduction...how about we make it the real thing?" Bacon rhetorically asked as she gave a smirk to the red-faced Egg.

As if helpless, Egg watched as the mare in front of her started to lick - with the very same tongue that was in her mouth - every inch of her neck, adding in an occasional suck with Bacon's mouth at each side of the neck. Egg knew deep inside that she wasn't at all helpless, in fact she was instead rather enjoying the feeling of receiving such treatment for the first time in her life. One question kept circling around her head though, spiraling throughout her thoughts, getting more bold and underlined the further this encounter went.

"B-Bacon...why are we doing this? I mean...this is the first night we've been together, the first day we've met as a matter...of...fact...." Egg's point trailed off as Bacon started to slowly travel down her body with the special tongue she attained.

"Hang on...you're not shit-faced?" Bacon asked with utmost curiosity, followed by the confirmation head-shake by Egg. "Well then, at least one of us will remember this with a great amount of detail." As if she was in a life or death situation, Bacon immediately continued to tease Egg with her tongue, only now in more sensitive areas. Egg squirmed in delight, she had to let out her feelings of true pleasure. Almost instantaneously Egg began moaning at a volume so loud it could wake anypony who was a next door neighbour to them. "Oh wow, we haven't even got to the main event yet!" Bacon exclaimed amused.

"How are you e-even this good? Have you done this...b-before?" Egg asked whenever she was able to catch her breath.

"Practice," responded Bacon, in a seductive tone. "Which reminds me, perhaps you should repay the favour." By the time she had said the word perhaps, Bacon was now lying down in a similar position to Egg - stomach facing upwards. In true curiosity, Egg quickly moved over to Bacon. She reached towards the mare's neck, only to be interrupted. "Um, excuse me, but I don't think licking my neck will make me excited," with that spoken, Bacon then smirked to Egg with a naughty tone, "You'll have to go South." The light brown mare spread her hind legs, revealing a wet mare-hood. Egg nearly received a nosebleed at the signal Bacon was giving, but very quickly ignored it. She felt a desire to give back what she was given. Egg reached for a glass half-full of alcohol, reaching for the bottle also and filling the glass up. Impatiently the mare drank the contents of what was inside, placed the glass back down and stared seductively at Bacon,

"Where's your bedroom?"

The bedroom door was opened and the room was lit, revealing an amazingly classy room. The bed in the centre had a cover of beige and the pillows' colour were dark brown. Very impatiently, Bacon sprang onto the bed in the same position as earlier, only this time with the addition of the phrase, "Do me" over and over again. Egg was now also excited, she also did not want to disappoint someone she now cares for after only one single day. Euphorically, Egg jumped and landed at the entrance of Bacon's mare-hood. It was now very clearly wet with eagerness, Egg knew what she had to do. She took a deep breath and began licking slowly and carefully. Once Bacon had confirmed with a moan that she was doing the right thing, Egg immediately sped up to a much more pleasurable speed of licking.

"J-just suck on i-it already!" Bacon impatiently stated. With that, Egg began to put the vagina in her mouth, sucking on it and allowing all the delicious juices around the vagina to travel down her throat. The moaning of Bacon grew much louder and was filled with much joy as her pleasure raised to levels she deemed impossible before. Spiraling her tongue in a clockwise motion, Egg took a moment while entertaining her friend to consider the taste. It was weirdly disgusting at first, but she was now craving the juices, attempting to make the seemingly endless supply bone dry. Before long however, Bacon was alerting her over something. Egg was unfortunately too busy reflecting to notice before Bacon's juices squirted at a high speed down her throat, filling her with both pleasure and shock.

"That...was incredible," Bacon stated, now in both a drunk and sleepy tone. "You...you wanna do a...sixty-nine?" Both mares were catching their breath, both due to different reasons. Egg was now acting like a mute, immediately getting into position, her mare-hood having an imposing stance over the face of her lover. Egg, being on top, hung her vagina over Bacon as if she was waiting for a signal. This is what she received. "Ready to do this?" Bacon asked, immediately followed by Egg's mare-hood slapping into her face as if she was confirming the start of the next pose. Egg moved her head towards Bacon's hole of love, but found it hard to concentrate as she was being penetrated down there. Eventually the twitches she gave off weren't enough, so the mare gave out a loud and long moan of pleasure. "Hey!" She heard Bacon speak, "If you stop, I stop. Let's both get an equal amount please." The drinks were making Bacon much more assertive than she would usually be. Egg understood the pleasurable task at hand, so immediately went back to helping the mare out. Both gave each other roughly the same tongue movements, as if one found it pleasurable the other would usually return the sensation. The usually formal blonde hair of Egg was by now a mess, which to Bacon made her look more attractive than usual. All that could be heard between them was muffled moans and the constant sound of muffled licking, until they both achieved a great climax, of which involved in both Egg and Bacon exchanging fluids orally.

Not much time to recover passed before Egg was laying on the now soaked bed sheets. Bacon on the other hand was still going, even though she was most likely more tired than Egg. She launched and collapsed on top of Egg and spoke,

"I don't...have any dildos...I didn't plan on...getting laid. But I do have...another...idea." Within under a second, Egg was in pleasurable pain. Bacon was grinding their mare-hoods together, it was teasing both of them way too much.

"You're such...a sex maniac...do me harder!" Egg shouted out, starting off seductive and then ending in a begging tone. Bacon, being the peer-proclaimed sex maniac she is charged into the mare's vagina at an alarming rate, as if she had a stallion's cock between her legs. Both with escalating moans, they watched in delight as the wet holes slapped together, as if the liquid was an emulsifier to bind the two mare-hood's together. Climax was approaching, both of them could feel it. The lesbian couple stared into each others eyes and then embraced into a passionate, long kiss as their vaginas reached their climax once again. Bacon relaxed on top of Egg for a brief moment, before lifting the covers over them and hugging up to her mare-friend in the spoon position.

"You make the cutest moaning sounds." Bacon stated sleepily.

"Bacon?" Asked Egg, also in a sleepy tone.

"Yes Egg?"

"The light's still on."

"You're the light of my life."

"That's sweet," Egg replied sweetly. "Bacon seriously though could you turn the light off?"