Great-Greatest Grandmother of Celestiaby Space KittyChaptersA Small Experiment On Pony MagicI Had A Dream, That one day, Harmony was better than everTwilight Watches South ParkSonic BloodBoomsThe Universe ImplodesA Small Experiment On Pony MagicTwilight Sparkle, local Princess Of Friendship, was going to experiment with pony magic, and why certain ponies can only do certain things. She levitated her ancient books over to her side and began reading. The first spell was hard to read, since it was in Old Equestrian. But she managed to translate it into this: MAGIC BOTTLING SPELL For what sleeps deep in one's heart, Come out now with any sound from a fart to a dizzying tick-tock or a bleating sheep Do not sleep, do not sleep! Come to your carrier's hooves so they Can allow you to rise and obey their command to contain you Outside your body, the only thing left, pure and bejeweled. She began to halve the spell and divide it, and began to mix it up with the same cloning spell used in the Mirror Pool. Twilight never got it to work until she went out and returned with pure Mirror Pool water. She cast the magic bottling spell and bottled her Pegasus and half of her Earth Pony magic, causing her wings to disappear and a ball of purple magic appeared in the jar in front of her. She opened the jar and placed the magic on the floor, and dumped one teaspoon of the magical water onto it. It began to spin and expand, and take the shape of a pony. When the light of the magic faded, a Pegasus Twilight Sparkle stood in front of her. "What are you?" the purple ponies said at the same time. "You're me... as a different race!" "How about we go have a fun day together? But after today you have to go back inside me forever.I'm... so sorry..." Twilight choked in between sobs. They ended up having a fun outing, drinking milkshakes and spinning until they were dizzy out of their minds. But the time came, and the Pegasus went back inside Twilight's body, returning her wings and the other half of her Earth Pony magic. Twilight went to bed, upset that her friend had to go. I Had A Dream, That one day, Harmony was better than everTwilight fell asleep at exactly 9:22 at night. She dreamed many things about playing with her inner Pegasus magic, but being able to fly along with her. It was desirable, so desirable for reality, that the alicorn wept in her sleep. It was painful losing a friend due to her own needs being strengthened by her own magical splitting. It put her in danger to have her magic outside her body. Suddenly the dream of playing with her inner Pegasus faded, and she was met by a strange land of all things rainbow. But the colors were vibrant, more than an Element Of Harmony's beam. More than a Sonic Rainboom. More than anything. The ponies were bright, colorful, and was that... Earth Ponies delving into books? Unicorns controlling the weather AND self-levitating? Pegasi tilling the crops and succeeding? What was this place? It had more harmony, more than any place on the planet. Twilight walked up to one of the vibrant townsponies and said "Excuse me, but where am I and at what time? I'm not sure if I badly bucked up a time travel spell or if I am dreaming.". The pony replied with "Hello, you must be Princess Twilight Sparkle of the future. You're the one that is supposed to save us, to bring our souls back and bring them to peace. You must know the truth, go to our leader." The last part was said by the entire town. It felt like she had to perform a time analyzation spell to figure out truthfully where she was. She performed it, and what she heard shocked her. "2 Billion Years B.C." Confused, Twilight ran and ran towards what seemed like a castle. She went inside right after she got to it, not bothering to knock. She found she was in front of a white Unicorn, that had a mane that was like Nightmare Moon's except it was... the colors of a sunset, or the break of dawn. And its horn was always changing color, from white to dark blue. "Hello, welcome to my humble castle, I know what brings you here. You must know the truth, you must allow me to combine my soul with yours. This is what it was like before I had foals, foals of my own. Foals that had foals that had foals that had foals, and so on. This led to the birth of Celestia and Luna. But my kin are bottom feeders. It may seem like harmony in the Equestria you live in today, young Princess, but Alicorns... are actually not what they seem. There's no such thing as a real Alicorn, Twilight. Except you. You are the only TRUE Alicorn. I gave you that chance, because I couldn't bear to see any more of ponykind's magic stolen. But you... you and your pals... contain the last amounts of pure harmony. Your harmony cannot be fed on. Your magic is never truly gone. However, Celestia and Luna only use the magic of their citizens to remain godesses and protect themselves from the ending of our universe. But by destroying them, you can return this to the land. The ponies, every last one, upon death, will explode out and radiate all of their magic all over the land. I made a mistake bucking a stallion. Having kids. My kin took this magic and placed it in the Tree Of Harmony for personal use, they fed on it. They used it to defeat any evil less powerful than it. " the Unicorn rambled on. "I, Twilight Sparkle, agree to you fusing your soul to my body, in order to restore true harmony... I knew about the ponies dying part, yeah, but did you have to include the part about making love to a stallion?" Twilight replied. And with a whoosh of winds and magic, the Alicorn found herself awake in her bed. She walked downstairs to watch television because she had awaken at 2 AM and didn't really wish to go back to bed. Twilight Watches South Park"*This mumbling is censored because not many ponies even know what dirty things Kenny says in the theme*" came from the pony in the orange hoodie on the TV. Twilight thinks "Man, her soul is taking over my body ALREADY! When will she destroy those evil bucktards? And I do NOT like South Park!" "Well, I like this modern box. Besides, it's funny!" replied another voice in Twilight's head. Twilight sighed. Kenny was about to die again. *SPLAT* Aaaand Kenny died. "OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!" said another pony in a puffball hat. This time Kenny had sent his head, only his head, back in time. By accident. Twilight's second soul laughed at this. Of course, it was special effects and illusions so Kenny's actor was still alive. "Okay that was funny... time to go kill some bucktards." whispered Twilight's second soul. Sonic BloodBoomsTwilight took careful aim at Celestia's current location. She was going to make her pay. Twilight had sharpened her horn to the point where if even an atom of the tip touched you you'd get cut badly. Then Twilight folded her wings and dove directly into Celestia, sending guts flying everywhere, all over Luna, too. Teleporting back up, she charged down again while Luna cried in confusion and mourning. This time Luna exploded less violently because Twilight had not folded her wings and had just charged down, wings open. That was easy. Next, Twilight took a train, undisguised, to the Crystal Empire. Twilight found Cadance on the deck, making an announcement. She disguised herself as a mini Nightmare Moon and rammed right into Cadance from up and behind, making her plot the most damaged part of her body. She teleported out of sight and quickly undisguised, then teleported to the train station. Since Twilight was the only Alicorn princess left, she had guards all over her room. Simply as that, a wave of magic began to wash over Equestria, causing every single pony to glimmer with color. Twilight took over as overlord of the ponies, their savior. The Universe ImplodesA few years after Twilight had taken over, she was giving birth to a little kid. Suddenly strange music began playing, lights of all colors began flashing, and Equestria began shrinking. Things exploded. Houses burned. Everypony died ten milliseconds after the birth of Nova Sparkle. All because of the greed of the Alicorns.
A Small Experiment On Pony MagicTwilight Sparkle, local Princess Of Friendship, was going to experiment with pony magic, and why certain ponies can only do certain things. She levitated her ancient books over to her side and began reading. The first spell was hard to read, since it was in Old Equestrian. But she managed to translate it into this: MAGIC BOTTLING SPELL For what sleeps deep in one's heart, Come out now with any sound from a fart to a dizzying tick-tock or a bleating sheep Do not sleep, do not sleep! Come to your carrier's hooves so they Can allow you to rise and obey their command to contain you Outside your body, the only thing left, pure and bejeweled. She began to halve the spell and divide it, and began to mix it up with the same cloning spell used in the Mirror Pool. Twilight never got it to work until she went out and returned with pure Mirror Pool water. She cast the magic bottling spell and bottled her Pegasus and half of her Earth Pony magic, causing her wings to disappear and a ball of purple magic appeared in the jar in front of her. She opened the jar and placed the magic on the floor, and dumped one teaspoon of the magical water onto it. It began to spin and expand, and take the shape of a pony. When the light of the magic faded, a Pegasus Twilight Sparkle stood in front of her. "What are you?" the purple ponies said at the same time. "You're me... as a different race!" "How about we go have a fun day together? But after today you have to go back inside me forever.I'm... so sorry..." Twilight choked in between sobs. They ended up having a fun outing, drinking milkshakes and spinning until they were dizzy out of their minds. But the time came, and the Pegasus went back inside Twilight's body, returning her wings and the other half of her Earth Pony magic. Twilight went to bed, upset that her friend had to go.
I Had A Dream, That one day, Harmony was better than everTwilight fell asleep at exactly 9:22 at night. She dreamed many things about playing with her inner Pegasus magic, but being able to fly along with her. It was desirable, so desirable for reality, that the alicorn wept in her sleep. It was painful losing a friend due to her own needs being strengthened by her own magical splitting. It put her in danger to have her magic outside her body. Suddenly the dream of playing with her inner Pegasus faded, and she was met by a strange land of all things rainbow. But the colors were vibrant, more than an Element Of Harmony's beam. More than a Sonic Rainboom. More than anything. The ponies were bright, colorful, and was that... Earth Ponies delving into books? Unicorns controlling the weather AND self-levitating? Pegasi tilling the crops and succeeding? What was this place? It had more harmony, more than any place on the planet. Twilight walked up to one of the vibrant townsponies and said "Excuse me, but where am I and at what time? I'm not sure if I badly bucked up a time travel spell or if I am dreaming.". The pony replied with "Hello, you must be Princess Twilight Sparkle of the future. You're the one that is supposed to save us, to bring our souls back and bring them to peace. You must know the truth, go to our leader." The last part was said by the entire town. It felt like she had to perform a time analyzation spell to figure out truthfully where she was. She performed it, and what she heard shocked her. "2 Billion Years B.C." Confused, Twilight ran and ran towards what seemed like a castle. She went inside right after she got to it, not bothering to knock. She found she was in front of a white Unicorn, that had a mane that was like Nightmare Moon's except it was... the colors of a sunset, or the break of dawn. And its horn was always changing color, from white to dark blue. "Hello, welcome to my humble castle, I know what brings you here. You must know the truth, you must allow me to combine my soul with yours. This is what it was like before I had foals, foals of my own. Foals that had foals that had foals that had foals, and so on. This led to the birth of Celestia and Luna. But my kin are bottom feeders. It may seem like harmony in the Equestria you live in today, young Princess, but Alicorns... are actually not what they seem. There's no such thing as a real Alicorn, Twilight. Except you. You are the only TRUE Alicorn. I gave you that chance, because I couldn't bear to see any more of ponykind's magic stolen. But you... you and your pals... contain the last amounts of pure harmony. Your harmony cannot be fed on. Your magic is never truly gone. However, Celestia and Luna only use the magic of their citizens to remain godesses and protect themselves from the ending of our universe. But by destroying them, you can return this to the land. The ponies, every last one, upon death, will explode out and radiate all of their magic all over the land. I made a mistake bucking a stallion. Having kids. My kin took this magic and placed it in the Tree Of Harmony for personal use, they fed on it. They used it to defeat any evil less powerful than it. " the Unicorn rambled on. "I, Twilight Sparkle, agree to you fusing your soul to my body, in order to restore true harmony... I knew about the ponies dying part, yeah, but did you have to include the part about making love to a stallion?" Twilight replied. And with a whoosh of winds and magic, the Alicorn found herself awake in her bed. She walked downstairs to watch television because she had awaken at 2 AM and didn't really wish to go back to bed.
Twilight Watches South Park"*This mumbling is censored because not many ponies even know what dirty things Kenny says in the theme*" came from the pony in the orange hoodie on the TV. Twilight thinks "Man, her soul is taking over my body ALREADY! When will she destroy those evil bucktards? And I do NOT like South Park!" "Well, I like this modern box. Besides, it's funny!" replied another voice in Twilight's head. Twilight sighed. Kenny was about to die again. *SPLAT* Aaaand Kenny died. "OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!" said another pony in a puffball hat. This time Kenny had sent his head, only his head, back in time. By accident. Twilight's second soul laughed at this. Of course, it was special effects and illusions so Kenny's actor was still alive. "Okay that was funny... time to go kill some bucktards." whispered Twilight's second soul.
Sonic BloodBoomsTwilight took careful aim at Celestia's current location. She was going to make her pay. Twilight had sharpened her horn to the point where if even an atom of the tip touched you you'd get cut badly. Then Twilight folded her wings and dove directly into Celestia, sending guts flying everywhere, all over Luna, too. Teleporting back up, she charged down again while Luna cried in confusion and mourning. This time Luna exploded less violently because Twilight had not folded her wings and had just charged down, wings open. That was easy. Next, Twilight took a train, undisguised, to the Crystal Empire. Twilight found Cadance on the deck, making an announcement. She disguised herself as a mini Nightmare Moon and rammed right into Cadance from up and behind, making her plot the most damaged part of her body. She teleported out of sight and quickly undisguised, then teleported to the train station. Since Twilight was the only Alicorn princess left, she had guards all over her room. Simply as that, a wave of magic began to wash over Equestria, causing every single pony to glimmer with color. Twilight took over as overlord of the ponies, their savior.
The Universe ImplodesA few years after Twilight had taken over, she was giving birth to a little kid. Suddenly strange music began playing, lights of all colors began flashing, and Equestria began shrinking. Things exploded. Houses burned. Everypony died ten milliseconds after the birth of Nova Sparkle. All because of the greed of the Alicorns.
