About half a month before Celestia accepted Twilight as her protege, she had another personal student, a pegasus with an affinity for space. Wanting to help her fulfill her wishes to explore the universe, she sent her out on a probe to a planet that Equestria supposedly colonized. Seven years passed, and Celestia was unable to establish any connections with her. But one single transmission she stumbled upon changes that all. Selena Astral isn't dead. And she's coming back with a friend.

Rated Teen for some dirty humor, may be violent in later chapters, I'm not really sure. This story was partially inspired by Douglas Adam's "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series of books. However, I am fully trying to emulate his humor, but I haven't really put any good jokes in the first few chapters. I need to get the ball before I could joke around. Name is a quadruple entendre, will make sense in later chapters. Every name I write, or action, or whatever, if doesn't straight out mean something, its always a double entendre, or something else along the lines of that, like an extended metaphor. No names I make are random, they all mean something. I'll probably insert a bunch of references and quotes too.

This is my first fic, critique would be nice…

I DO NOT OWN MLP.