Another Romance?

by Oatz

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random
Length: 2620

The author was going to write a simple romance, But what happens when Pinkie breaks the forth wall??

(pre-story warning this story contains many swears, do not read if you are offended by words that start with "bi***" "fu*****" "fu**" and so on, thank you for your time) The author was going to write a simple romance, But what happens when Pinkie breaks the forth wall?? A simple story gone wrong as the author finds himself having to enter equestria quite often to keep it going along the lines he wants as the pony's have a mine of their own (note:Yes that is me in the picture, I made that in about 5 min, all i had to do was crop a bit of pinkie and paste her on the computer)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-11-20 19:54:27 UTC

Pinkie breaks the forth wall

Liam Dusk-Chapter 1-Pinkie breaks the fourth wall

Written by Daniel/Mr.Ghast

It seemed like a normal day for Fluttershy, she left her bedroom at around 8 am and brushed her mane, and after she was satisfied that it looked good, as she woke up with bed hair, she went and fed her animals.

She lined up the animals in a row so they could all eat in an orderly fashion ‘As orderly as animals can get’ Fluttershy giggled to herself quietly before going back to feeding. After they were all done eating, this took about an hour for all of them, she brushed her mane again, and took a long bath, then brushed it again ‘Ohhhhh, I can’t wait’ she excitedly thought, because today was the day that her secret crush from flight school was coming to Ponyville. There was only one other pony that knew she liked him, Rainbow Dash. At least one as of now…

“Hey Fluttershy what are you doing?” Philly Dash asked

“EEK!” Philly shy screeched as she saw dash looking at her “Whoa there, didn’t mean to scare you Shy” Said dash

“Uhh….h-hi dash…” “I’m…uh…” Fluttershy started but was overrun after dash saw what, or should I say who she was looking at in the first place

“YOU LIKE-“ Dash suddenly started screaming but stopped when shy gave her “the look” “umm… you like Liam? Why, he doesn’t even have his cutie mark, everyone else already has one, even you” Dash Quietly finished.

This was after Rainbow did her first sonic rainboom so Fluttershy had her cutie mark and was just visiting to get her stuff from home so she could live on the ground.

As the look continued shy started “Don’t you dare tell a single pony about this, he is not to know, no one else is to know either, or I will shove your sonic rainboom right up your sorry little ass, got it?”

Dash nodded as rapidly as she could while thinking with a small smirk ‘Man, never seen her this mad, herm, how about Flutterrage? Nah, Flutterbitch sounds better…’ “I gotcha, don’t get your butterflies in a knot.”

“But why DO you like him?” dash asked while being carful what she said.

While she spoke “the look" left her eyes to be replaced with longing glances at Liam

“Well,” shy started after pausing to look at him again

“He is a lot like me, he seems nice, he doesn’t have many friends, I see people calling him names just as they did to me before I got this...” she said as she looked towards her flank covered with butterflies

“Hmm-“ dash started “His mane is pretty cute” she said with a small smirk, to small for Fluttershy to notice as she had gone back into “the look”

“Just kidding shy, you know I don’t roll that way” she said motioning her head at a group of colts standing around as she giggled, but Fluttershy was not amused at all “ Don’t you start that rainbow dash…”

Dash was in her big white cloud home getting ready for another day of work as she looked out her window towards Fluttershy’s cottage.

“I hope that pony’s alright, maybe I should go check on her on the way to work…” Dash question aloud only to be interrupted by an all to familiar voice

“Who you talking about dashie?” It said

“P-Pinkie? How the hel- er, hay did you get up here?!” said dash reminding herself that none of the other girls knew she had the mouth of a sailor as Rarity would call it.

“Silly willie, don’t you remember that hot air balloon?” said pinkie as happily as ever.

“I thought Gilda popped that?” asked dash still stunned

“Well she did, I was all saddie waddie, but I patched it alllllllllll up!” Exclaimed Pinkie before she asked “So who you talking about?”

“I’d rather not tell…” said Dash and then seeing pinkie have her pinkie sense again “floppy ear, achy knee, crossed eyes?” Pinkie listed as those things happened “OH I KNOW!” She shouted “I’m about to break the forth wall, hey Mr. Author”

“She ex….wait, what” “How is she talking about that, I didn’t write that…” I said “And why did I just type ‘I said’ after I said that” I asked aloud

“Silly willie, it’s cause I broke the forth wall, you have no control over me till its ALLLLL patched up” said a very happy Pinkie “So what is Dashie hiding from me?” She soon asked

“Well, I can’t tell you that would ruin the plot…” I said still shocked

“Fine…” she said.

“AHHH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! GET BACK IN THE STORY!!!” I screamed after her head poked out of the double moniter setup I have

“Why, I just want to read ahead” she said comely “Why do you have your moniters set up like this? It looks like there is a big black bar between them.” she then asked as she kept reading

“Well, I have them set up and down like that so I can read stuff without moving my mouse as much and so I can play minecraft and make it look like the floor is getting closer to me….. WAIT WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS GET OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE MY MOM SEES A PINK PONY STICKING HER HEAD OUT OF MY COMPUTER!” I explained then yelled.

“Fine, I got what I needed anyway, it’s being patched as I speak, so cya laterz!” Pinkie said while she was shrinking back to text on a page

“Phew, that’s better….” I said exhausted "Or maybe not...."

“I KNOW DASHIE WE CAN THROW A "WELCOME FLUTTERSHY’S SECRET CRUSH" PARTY FOR LIAM” shouted Pinkie

“Wha- how did you find out, AND WHERE DID YOU JUST GO!” said a very confused Rainbow dash

“Don’t mind that dash, she just broke the forth wall, now go back to what I’m telling you to do” I said shocking the already freaked out Dash.

“Okay…. Anyway, PINKIE YOU CAN NOT, and I repeat CAN NOT throw a party for Liam!”

“Aww, why not!” said a sad Pinkie

“Well, Mr. Author would you like to explain to her? Or at least put the thoughts in my head ‘cause I am VERY confused right now….” Said Dash followed by me taking over

“Well number one Pinkie, YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL AND READ AHEAD IN THE STORY AND NOW I NEED TO RE-WRITE THE WHOLE THING! And number two Dash promised Fluttershy that she wouldn’t tell anyone, so if shy finds out…”

But Pinkie had left during my rant of having to re-write the story “Well… as long as I’m in a girls body I might as well make use of it” Me/Dash said while reaching for her under areas “Oh no you don’t whatever your name is, I’m taking over this now”

“Awww, man, and I was just getting used to it” I said disappointed. “Well back to the normal story…” Dash raced back and flew as fast as she could to Fluttershy’s cottage leaving a trail of a rainbow that still left a few ponies in Ponyville in awe. “FLUTERSHY!” yelled dash as she ran through the door, scaring a few critters “EEP” was head a few feet away as Fluttershy dropped a small bag of food she had and was going to leave for the creatures when she was gone

“Oh, um, hi dash is there something you-“ She was cut off by dash saying

“PINKIE FOUND OUT THAT YOU LIKED LIAM AND IS GOING TO THROW A PARTY!” She screamed as fast as she could. Fluttershy just stood there for a few seconds then charging at Dash

“YOU BITCH I SAID NEVER TO TELL ANYONE!” but she stopped when she saw what she though was her bunny angel step in-between them “GET OUT OF HERE ANGEL!” Fluttershy snapped

“I ain’t angel shy” said the supposed bunny “I’m the writer of this story, and dash didn’t tell her, pinkie sorta broke the forth wall and read ahead so I need to rewrite the whole thing now” I said again leaving the bunny dazed and confused how he ended up there away from his food bowl

“What?” Dash and Fluttershy both said in unison while looking at each other.

“I WAS going to say that” Dash added “No you weren’t, I never planned you to” Said angel again

“O-oh… Um, sorry for…you know…umm…calling you a…..you know…” said a very confused Fluttershy now back to herself

“Ah, don’t worry about it, not as bad as what I was called in school….” Said dash somewhat depressed.

Authors note; Yes this will be a somewhat romance, somewhat pinkie pie breaking the forth wall story, I don’t plan on it happening much more, but there will be more of it so it is not just a romance story, because I’m not good at writhing stuff like that or else the whole story would be done by now because I can’t keep at stuff like that for long so I need to make it interesting for the sake of me writing it.

FlutterBitch vs Pinkie Pie

Liam Dusk-Chapter 2-FlutterBitch vs Pinkie

Written by Daniel/Mr.Ghast

Authors note: I am writing this not at 2 am so this should be better, I also Fixed the first chapter so if you read that before 11/20 re read it, I made It look a lot better, but I dident change anything else

“So, um, what will we do about Pinkie, Dash?” Said a very worried Fluttershy who thought her secret would go out for all of equestria just because Pinkie could break the forth wall

“Well, I’m not entirely sure…”  Dash replied

“Well, since we already started over the fourth wall, which Pinkie dident just break it, she jumped over it, I may as well help, here, grab my tongue.”

“What the fu…” Both Fluttershy and Dash Started as a tongue appeared out of nowhere and teleported them to an alleyway near sugarcube corner

“Did you really have to do that man?!” said a grossed out Dash

“No” I replied “I just wondered what pony’s tasted like.”

“Sick perverted bastard” Dash muttered under her breath

“I sure am Dash.” And I paused for dramatic affect ‘I sure am…”

“Wai-wha-ha-how did you hear that?” Said Dash, confused

“Well, I am typing this all down, so don’t mutter or think anything bad about me” I said as my voice got louder as scootaloo rounded the corner

“You can take control of other Pony’s!?” Said Dash (Worralied?)

“Only if I have their consent, but I CAN take control of animals without a second thought” I replied

“Bu-bu-but your scootaloo, did she give you permission to use her body?” Said dash Still confused

“A pony? Where? All I see is a dodo chicken” I replied in a smartass tone. “Anyway, are we going to see how far the party has gone or not? We have been talking for far to long”

“I still don’t get how she was able to break the fourth wall…” Said Fluttershy speaking up for the first time since they got there

“It’s Pinkie Pie” Both “scootaloo” and Dash said

They all were wondering what would be in store for them at sugarcube corner. They all saw the dark in the store windows and knew what it meant they all made a plan to get Pinkie pie, and seeing how Shy could go in FlutterBitch mode to help her out, They desided that she would go fly up to the second floor and after dash and the “dodo chicken” went inside she would come and buck Pinkie in the face.

I started mumbling under my breath and a cream/yellow cloth and some Pink hair on top appeared out of nowhere

“Ho…“ Dash started but I cut her off “I’m making this story so I can spawn in as much as I please.”

“Fair enough, so are we going to do this or not?”

As they entered the store Pinkie, Rairity, and Applejack popped out from behind couches and such and yelled “SURPRI-“ But they were cut off by the little “Fluttershy” saying “Pinkie, behind you”

As I took off the shy costume there was a loud crunch of face meeting hooves as Fluttershy bucked harder than applejack getting all the apples off at once and as the rest of the girls were still trying to see what happened as Applejack took a hold of shy and Held her back “WHAT IN TARNATION DO YA THINK YER DOING!” yelled applejack as Fluttershy just laid their with a satisfied look on her face

“OHMYGOSHPINKIEAREYOUOKAY!?” said Twilight and Rairity as they rushed over to their bleeding friend.

No Response

“I bet you all are wondering what just happened aren’t you?” Said “the dodo chicken”

“What are you talking ab-“ Twilight was cut off

“I ain’t scootaloo, I’m the author of this story, we are all here because Pinkie broke the fourth wall, ruined the rest of what was supposed to be a simple romance, and dident listen when Dash told her not to tell anypony about the crush, so now we better get her to the hospital because of Flutterb-shy” I explaned

“And no Rairity, it’s not a simple crush, before you say anything, it WAS a secret crush for ten years” I said before Rairity even had a chance to talk.

“But ah still don’ get it, It’was just a secret crush afta all” Said Applejack still on top of a proud pegasi who followed “Gee, I wonder, would you care to “elaborate” it to them Dash?” She said with a wink towards Dash

“Sure thing, AH-HEM” she cleared her thought “Pinkie knows that Fluttershy has a soft heart, easily broken, and even thought I said it was Fluttershy…” Dash started off as Fluttershy finished “and then she told you guys even after what Dash said"

“Actually, it wasent just us…” Twilight started but stopped as she felt Rarity’s elbow in her side

The room was slient followed by grunting from both Fluttershy and Applejack as she tried to keep Fluttershy from hurting Pinkie some more “THAT BITCH! LET GO OF ME APPLEJACK BEFORE I DO THE SAME THING TO YOU TO!”

“Woah there, somepony, help!” Cired Applejack

“Yeah yeah, I’m doing it, one second, now what was the id for stone, AH! here we go. //replace Fluttershy 1” I said as Fluttershy slowly turned into stone. (Yes I do play a lot of minecraft and back to the story now shall we?)

“Wha, what did ya do!?” Said Applejack with a hint of anger and frae in her voice

“Relax, you said to do something, so I did, she can’t hurt Pinkie anymore, so you should probably take her to the hospital, ill stay here with dash, oh and put scoots back at the cmc’s clubhouse, I’m going back to my computer” and as I said that I left her body and went back to my computer.

“Well, alrite, Twi, stay here, ‘nd make sure he un-stones Fluttershy after we get Pinkie to the hospital.” Said Applejack carefully taking her to the hospital on her back.

Authors note: Thanks for reading the second part of this, I hope to update on Mondays, wendsdays, and Fridays, some weeks I might cut out wendsdays though and even though today is sunday, there should also be another tommrow, I hope, as long as i dont get to preoccupied with skyword sword Screw it, I woke up to late, might work on it when I take a break at school today