Shining Armor was sitting at the windowsill looking out across the land of Equestria. The land stretched out in front of him going on and on for miles. Shining Armor looked longingly at it, admiring its beauty. Without thinking, a smile spread across his face and he let out a little giggle.
“What the hell are you doing?” said a voice from behind him.
He turned around slowly. There he saw Cadance. She was wearing a low cut pink cocktail dress with a push up bra. She had on white lace leggings and gold 8-inch pumps. Each arm had about 20 bracelets, her ears had large hoop earrings, and on her head sat a sweet 16 crown.
“Hello my little princess.” Shining Armor said as he approached his wife, embraced her and kissed her on the cheek.
“Listen Arms, I am going out tonight to hang with the girls. We are totes club hopping. Going crazy, kicking us out, do it again! You know.” Said Cadance.
“Actually I don’t know. I never went club hopping. You never let me come along.” Said Shining Armor with a slight whine in his voice.
“It’s a girl thing. You can’t understand.” Cadance walked up the vanity in the corner to double check that her hair was perfect. “Just like there are boy things that I will never understand. “
“I guess.” He frowned.
She kissed him twice on the cheek, “You know I still have some time before I need to leave. Maybe we could hang out a little now.”
Shining Armor smiled. “I would love that.” He wrapped his arms around Cadance and leaned in to give her a large kiss on the lips. But all of a sudden he lost his foot hold and fell right into her and they both crashed onto the ground. “Oh my Celestia! Are you OK?” he said in a panic.
“Haha, I’m fine.” She laughed. Shining Armor started laughing too.
The moment was so perfect and beautiful.
Then…
“Yo bitch, slow down!” came a muffled voice from outside the room’s door.
The door flung open and before them stood three ponies, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, and Fluttershy.
“OMG mother fuckers, we just walked into two mothers fucking.” Said Fluttershy, sporting an XXL t-shirt as a makeshift dress and wearing flip-flops. She had heavy eye makeup with purple lips and glitter all over her face.
“Totes Twitter!” said Pinkie Pie flashing a picture with her smartphone. She was wearing a bikini top with a mini skirt and wore 12-inch platform sandals. Her arms were covered in fake tramp stamps and her hair was in messy pigtails.
“Uck, eye bleach please. Hashtag Childhood Ruined!” Said Twilight. She was wearing a small orange plastic dress with wedge boots up to her knees. He had long yellow painted nails and fishnet gloves on.
“Um…” Shining Armor was turning red with embarrassment, “Aren’t you guys a little early? It’s only 4pm.”
“Bitch shut the fuck up!” Said Fluttershy. “We are ready to party so move your ass aside “dick with legs”! You ain’t Celestia! You ain’t Luna! You can’t tell use when it’s day and when it’s night!”
“Fluttershy, shut your bitch ass face!” said Twilight slapping her in the face. “Yo it’s still day and we know it’s still day, so calm them titties!” She turned to Shining Armor and Cadance. “We are here early because I figured because Cadance and I are both princesses, we could force people to open the clubs early.”
“OMFG Twi, that’s genius! Wow, you really are the smart one.” Said Cadance.
“I also learned a temporary night spell so I can make it look like night in the day.” Said Twilight.
“OMG! OMG! OMG!” squealed Cadance jumping up and down. The other three started squealing and they all came together and hugged each other.
“Selfie this!” said Pinkie holding out her phone. They all huddled behind her while making kissy faces and peace signs. The camera flashed. They all began squealing again and hopping around. They moved in a cluster towards the door then walked out of the room.
Shining Armor stood alone in the room in pure silence.
He sighed, “I guess it’s a girl thing.”
That evening, he sat at the windowsill staring up at the beautiful night sky. Half of him wanted to smile because of the wonderment that is the creation of the Triple Goddess. However, he also felt very lonely and empty. As if he was a social minority in a corporate franchise.
He looked upon the stars in the sky and took a deep breath, “I wish I could have someone who could do boy things with me.” He said aloud.
All of a sudden one of the stars grew brighter and brighter. Then a ray of light shot out of it and straight past Shining Armor’s head. He noticed that the light bent left when it hit the hallway. Curious, he followed the light path. Down the hallways he wandered until he came across the room which held the mirror portal. The light seemed to stop right in front of it.
“It’s the mirror that Twilight travelled through.” He thought, “It’s probably deactivated. I wonder why the light brought me here though.”
He stepped up to the mirror and touched the glass. His hand went through. He quickly pulled it back.
“No I can’t. WWCD, what would Celestia do?”
“Just go in the mirror already!” said a screechy voice.
“Who said that?!” said Shining Armor and he turned around suddenly. There was no one there.
He then turned back to the mirror and saw a triangle silhouette with an eye in the middle.
“Want to have some fun boy?” came the voice again.
A shadowy arm then shot out of the mirror and grabbed Shining Armor. It quickly pulled him into the mirror before he could react.
Then everything went black.
Shining Armor woke up in a field filled with daisies. The morning sun beamed into his eyes, which made it hard to see at first. He rubbed his sore eyes then noticed that his pony hooves were now human hooves. As he touched his face he felt that his pony features were now that of a human too. He sat up and looked around.
“Where am I and what the hell is this bizarre world?” he asked himself.
In the distance, he saw a large building. Shining Armor got on all fours and walked towards the building. He then saw the rainbow Skittle colored people walking around on only two legs. Shining Armor tried his hardest to do the same. He stumbled through the halls of the building, noticing that it looked like a school designed by a blind person. Shining then stumbled over his feet and fell into someone.
“Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I…” started Shining Armor, then he paused in awe.
Before him stood the most beautiful creature he’d had ever seen. It was a young man with light yellow skin and blue hair. Atop his head, he wore a crown of white daisies. He had on a sleeveless white midriff which exposed his sexy bellybutton. Below that was a blue happy trail which lead down into his pants. His pants were tight skinny jeans which neatly formed to his ass. To hold up them sexy pants were a pair of suspenders. In the boy’s mouth was a fancy wooden pipe which he played around with his lips.
“I’ve never seen you around here.” He said in a voice like that of an angel. “Nice to meet you, I’m Flash Sentry.”
“Flash Sentry.” Whispered Shining Armor, letting the demigod’s name swim around in his mouth.
“Wait, wait, don’t tell me.” Said Flash Sentry, “You are from that pony world. You know that one with the magic and stuff.”
“How did you know?” asked Shining.
“I dunno, you sort of remind me of a girl from there. Twilight Sparkle was her name.”
“Twilight Sparkle is me little sister. My name is Shining Armor, though I doubt she mentioned me, she rarely does.”
Flash didn’t say anything, just stared at Shining with amazement. He then blushed a little and started sucking on his pipe harder.
“You know, kids shouldn’t smoke, it’s bad for you.” Said Shining.
“I’m not a kid, I’m 18. And I don’t smoke, I just like having something in my mouth for my tongue to play with.”
With that, Shining blushed to the point where sweat formed on his forehead.
“Do I make you in comfortable?” asked Flash.
“Sorry, there are not a lot of people like you where I come from. It’s just weird.”
“People like me?”
“Boys who like boys.”
Flashed paused for a second to take in the words. “Oh, you don’t have homosexuals where you are from?”
“No we do but they are all females.”
“I see.” Flash started chewing on the end of his pipe. “Well to be honest, there are not many here either.”
He then turned around and pointed at a sign on the wall that read, “No Yaoi!”
“What’s a yaoi?” asked Shining Armor.
“It refers to Japanese gay romance stories written by women but the term is also used by homophobic individuals to undermine male on male shipping which were created by pro LGBT members. A fanbase’s need for gay romance is not just a “fetish”, it shift in our culture to accept homosexuality.”
Shining Armor thought these words over several times in his head.
“I don’t know. I am standing here, a married man, and I am staring at dat ass. Don’t you think my deviant thoughts are built a little out of some kind of fetish?”
Flash looked over Shining Armor and noticed he was wearing a skintight t-shirt with black leather booty shorts. He wore combat boots that went up to the knees. He had belt bracelets around his arms and one on his neck. His eyes had thick eyeliner and his hair was styled in an emo style.
“You’re so god damn sexy.” Flash said then grabbed Shining Armor’s arm and dragged him through the hallway.
“Wait, where are we going?” Asked Shining.
“Back to my place.”
The two spent the next two hours on Flash Sentry’s basement, sitting on a couch in front of an entertainment system. They back and forth chatting about their worlds and comparing the two.
“Here, you must wear clothes all the time when you are in public.” Said Flash.
“Even at McDonald’s playgrounds?”
“Especially at McDonald’s playgrounds.”
The more they chatted, the two seemed to move closer to each other until they were practically hugging. When they realized how close they were, they stopped talking and just stared at each other.
Flash then leaned in and kissed Shining on the lips.
It was unlike any kiss Shining had before. It was very gentle and not forceful, unlike those of Cadance.
“Should I stop?” asked Flash, something Cadance would never say.
“Never.” Shining responded blushing.
The two then kissed and after a while, the kisses became deeper and the two started to touch each other more. The touching turned into rubbing and next thing, their shirts were off. Then their pants.
Flash pushed himself away from Shining’s kisses. He rubbed his fingers down Shining’s hairy chest, down past his belly button and along his happy trail. He grasped at Shining’s underwear and pulled it down.
“If you ever feel uncomfortable, tell me to stop.” Flash said.
He then leaned over and started giving Shining a blowjob. Shining’s then felt a rush of pleasant feelings. His whole body quivered. He then let out a moan.
“Wow, already rock hard.” Observed Flash. “Didn’t your wife ever pleasure you like this?”
“No, she hates looking at it. She only likes how it feels during sex but most of the time, she never wants to see it.”
“A shame. I doubt she does this either…”
Flash picked up his wooden pipe and started covering it with hand lotion. He then gently flipped Shining onto his stomach. Shining was unsure what was going in. Then he felt something being slowly pushed into his asshole. It felt odd at first but then after a while, it felt good. He was enjoying the makeshift dildo when all of a sudden it felt thicker. Shining Armor slowly glanced over his shoulder and saw that the thicker object in his ass was Flash’s member. Flash slowly trusted back and forth. Shining felt a sharp pain.
“Stop, pull it out!” he yelled.
Flash quickly pulled out, “I’m so sorry. Are you okay?”
“I’m fine. No more ass play please.”
Flash smiled and nodded then leaned over and gave Shining a kiss. He then gently turned Shining onto his back. Flash then pulled out a condom and slipped it onto Shining.
“What are you doing?” asked Shining Armor.
“Something you maybe more familiar with.” Flash smiled.
He then mounted himself on Shining and started to grind slowly. Shining found the position sort of odd. Most pony sex is done in what people call “doggy style”, Shining was never face to face with the partner he was having sex with. He liked the connection create between Flash and him. It only made him more horny. Flash grinding became faster. Shining’s whole body flowed with an amazing feelings. He never felt so wonderful in his life. He was becoming closer and closer to orgasm when all of a sudden Flash leaned over onto Shining’s chest. He gently wrapped his hands around Shining’s body.
Shining’s body then jolted with pleasure. Flash then unmounted and laid next to Shining. He kissed Shining’s forehead. The two cuddled there for a while in silence. Then Shining Armor sat up.
“I need to go.” He said worrisome.
“Go where?”
“Back to my world. I did enjoy it here but my place is with my wife. I am so sorry.”
“No, it’s OK. Whatever makes you happy. And if you are happy, I’m happy.” Flash then flashed a smile.
“But I don’t know how to go back. I woke up in a field of daisies, I have no clue how I even got there.”
“I may know way.”
It was dark out as Flash pulled his car up to the front of the school. They both got out of the car and walked up to the horse statue in front of the school.
“The portal opens on a full moon, and what do you know…” Flash said while pointing up at the moon.
Shining noticed that Flash had his wooden pipe in his mouth.
“Is that the pipe you stuck in my ass?” asked Shining.
“Yes, you are leaving and I need something to remember you by.”
“Aw gross, that should be soaked in bleach. Here.” Shining took off his shirt and handed it to Flash. “Have this. It probably will just disappear when I go back anyways. And for the love of god clean the pipe!”
Flash giggled then gave Shining a hug. The two kissed then Shining pushed away. He stepped into the portal and watched as Flash slowly faded away.
Back in Equestia, Shining Armor went back to his room and crawled into bed and fell asleep. He later woke to find Cadance beside him with her hair in a tangled mess and her make up smudged. She slowly opened her eyes and looked at him.
“How was your girl thing?” asked Shining.
“Fucking amazing.” Moaned Cadance with a small smile.
“That’s good. If you had a good time and was happy, then I am happy.”
“Aw, how sweet of you.” She then kissed Shining on the lips.
They scooted closer to each other and cuddled.
“I love you.” Cadance said.
“I love you too.” Shining responded.
And soon after they both fell asleep with each other in their arms.
The End
