Tales from Vorequestria

The young, pink alicorn stared hard at the chessboard in front of her from where she was lying down on the couch. There were entirely too few of her pieces left, and entirely too many of the other color pieces. She glanced up at the small purple unicorn filly, who was watching her with no small amount of confidence in her expression.

Cadance liked to think of herself as a fairly intelligent mare, but whenever she foalsat Twilight Sparkle, she didn't feel quite so smart anymore. Which isn't to say she didn't love spending time with the precocious young filly, especially since it gave her an excuse to talk to her attractive older brother. She just wished that Twilight wouldn't insist on always playing games like chess all the time.

Finally, she picked a piece up with her magic and hesitantly moved it across the board. Almost as soon as her pink magical aura disappeared, Twilight moved a piece of her own across the board without a moment's hesitation. “Checkmate! I win again! Yay!” She looked to her foalsitter. “Cadance, can we play again? Pleeeassssee?” Twilight asked

Cadance smiled ruefully. Even if she did always lose, Twilight was still a joy to be with. “In a bit, Twilly,” she replied while glancing at the clock. “But first, I think it's time we decided what we're going to do about dinner! What do you feel like eating tonight?”

“Hmmmmm…” Little Twilight furled her brows and puffed her cheeks out as she thought, something Cadance always found adorable. “Pizza!” She shouted just a few moments later.

“Good choice! Little Bitaly always has great food!” Cadance replied with a smile. She turned to the phone on the side table at the edge of the couch she was on, lifted the receiver in her magic, and dialed the number.

“Hello! Yes, I’d like to place an order. Delivery.” She turned to the filly. “What do you want on your pizza, Twilly?”

“Green peppers and mushrooms!” she replied.

“One medium pizza with green peppers and mushrooms, please. And I’d also like to get the delivery pony. Yes, I know it’s an extra charge. That’s fine.” She gave them their address and hung up the phone. “Now we just have to wait for it to arrive! While we wait, lets see if we can squeeze in another game, hmm?”

“Yes yes yes!” Twilight shouted, hopping up and down in place.

Once again, Cadance stared down at a chessboard with too few of her own pieces left on it, Twilight’s confident glare again letting her know she was moments away from losing. This time however, before she could make a move, the game was interrupted by a ring of the doorbell.

Twilight gave a small gasp as her gaze instantly swung towards the door. “Pizza’s here!”

Cadance gave a small sigh of relief at her defeat being postponed. “You wait here, Twilight. I’ll go get it.” She hopped off the couch and sauntered over to the door.

She opened it to reveal a grey coated, blonde maned pegasus stallion in a Little Bitaly shirt and hat balancing a pizza box on his outstretched wings. There was another small box with a button on one side sitting on top of the pizza box as well. “Good evening, ma'am! Here’s the delivery you ordered from Little Bitaly,” he said.

“Great!” Cadance replied. She took the pizza box in her magic, allowing the stallion to fold his wings. “Please, come in!” she said as she turned to go back inside.

The stallion nodded and followed her inside. Cadance set the pizza down on the living room table, careful to move the chessboard aside. She moved the smaller box off the pizza box then opened it up. “Does that look good to you, Twiliy?”

“Yes!” Twilight replied, and quickly grasped a slice of pizza in her magic and began chowing down.

Cadance smiled at the young filly happily munching away at the pizza then turned to the delivery stallion. “How much do I owe you, again?”

“Sixteen bits, ma’am,” the pegasus stallion replied.

“Alright, let me go get that for you.” She walked off into the kitchen. “Twilight!” she called out, “where did your parents leave the money for the food?”

“On top of the fridge!” Twilight shouted back between mouthfuls of pizza.

“Got it!” came the response from the kitchen. Cadance came walking back into the living room, a small jingling pouch held in her mouth. As she approached, the delivery stallion opened up the small box with the button on one side. Cadance put the pouch down next to the box and began transferring bits from one container to the other, counting them out as she did so. “...and sixteen!” she said as the last bit fell into the box. She looked up to the stallion, a grin on her face. “Now that that’s all taken care of, I’d like to get started on my own meal as well!”

The stallion nodded, a smile on his face. “Of course, ma’am. Give me just a moment to get ready.” The stallion took his hat off and laid it on the table, then removed his shirt and laid it down as well. He went rummaging through one of his shirt pockets and pulled out a small pouch with his mouth. Holding it over his outstretched wings, he began shaking the pouch, and a powdery substance fell out onto his feathers.

Cadance couldn’t help but lick her lips. This was one of the things she loved most about Little Bitaly; their delivery ponies came with their own seasoning!

His wings sufficiently flavored, he tucked the pouch back into his shirt and then neatly folded the shirt and placed it into the small box with the money. His hat went into the box next. Finally, he pressed the button on the side of the box, and it emitted a quiet humming noise for a few moments before magically vanishing from sight. He turned to Cadance and nodded. “I’m all yours, ma’am!”

“Excellent!” Cadance said. She hopped back onto the couch and layed down across it, her head sticking out over one side of the couch. She gestured for the delivery pony to come to her, which he gladly did so.

“I hope you’ll enjoy your meal,” the stallion said.

“Oh, I know I will!” Cadance replied. “You Little Bitaly delivery ponies are always delicious!” She motioned for him to turn around, which he did. She then opened her mouth, lifted his hind legs in her magic, and pulled them inside. She let out a quiet moan at his flavor, which really did remind her of Bitalian cuisine. She swore Little Bitaly must give their employees some kind of specially flavored body wash. She quickly pulled the rest of his hindlegs down her throat and in no time at all her lips were up against his flanks.

Cadance only now noticed the stallion’s cutie mark, the moon setting on the horizon, or perhaps rising. She paused just briefly to wonder what kind of talent such a mark represented before realizing it didn’t matter anymore. His only purpose in life now was to be her dinner. She opened her mouth wider and used her magic to pull him forward some more, her maw quickly engulfing his hindquarters and his cutie mark forever vanishing from sight.

Cadance now used her magic to lift him up into the air above her head to more easily send him down to her stomach. Up ahead she saw the real prize; those specially seasoned wings. They urged her on, and she wasted no time in sucking his flanks down her gullet so she could reach them.

The stallion looked back at her and, knowing exactly what it was she wanted, extended his wings down along his body some more so she could reach them sooner.

Cadance tried to smile when she noticed what he had done, but with her mouth full of his torso, it wasn’t very noticeable. She quickened her pace, another few swallows pulling his lower torso into her throat, her belly beginning to bulge outwards with his hindlegs. The tips of his wings finally passed her lips and she let out a much louder moan as her eyes nearly rolled up into her head. The flavor was just exquisite! Garlicy, cheesey, saucy, noodly, everything that went into Bitalian cooking all rolled into one! Little Bitaly’s seasoning formula was a closely guarded secret, but she knew that there just had to be some magic involved.

Cadance quickly scarfed down more of the stallion, eager to reach the main part of his wings, each swallow drawing more of that delectable flavor into her mouth. Her belly was distending outwards as more and more of the pony entered it, spilling out onto the couch she was laying on. The stallion was quick to bring his forehooves down and shove them into her maw alongside his body while he still could. She quickly reached the base of his wings and paused there, thoroughly licking up and savoring every little bit of that divine flavoring as she could.

Finally, sadly, the seasoning was all exhausted. With no more reason to linger, Cadance resumed her swallowing, and with a few more gulps the stallion’s head and neck were the only parts of him still exposed to the outside world. “I hope you found your meal satisfactory,” the stallion said.

Cadance’s response was to place a hoof on the delivery pony’s nose to gently help push him the rest of the way down her throat. Her lips closed over his snout after only a few swallows, and a few more gulps after that had the pony entirely deposited in her bulging, distended belly.

“Yes, it was more than satisfactory,” Cadance answered, finally able to speak again. She turned to her midsection and placed a hoof on her large, pony shaped gut. “That seasoning they give you Little Bitally delivery ponies is just to die for!”

“Glad to hear, ma’am,” came the muffled response for inside her stomach. “I hope you’ll order from us again in the future!”

Cadance licked her lips. “Oh, you can count on it!” She looked up to notice young Twilight staring intently at the bulge in her gut, her cheeks full of pizza she wasn’t chewing anymore. “Twilight?” she asked.

“Hmm?” Twilight looked up to meet Cadance’s concerned look, then quickly finished chewing her bite of pizza and swallowed. “Yes, Cadance?”

“You were watching me pretty intently, Twilight. Haven’t you seen your parents eat ponies before?”

“Oh. Yeah, I have, and my big brother Shiny, too.” She gently set her pizza down on the table. “It’s just… I can’t eat adult ponies yet! Shining can! I wanna be able to do it, too!” she explained with a pout..

“Oh, is that it?” Cadance replied. “But you have eaten younger ponies, right?”

Twilight nodded her head. “Mmhmm. I’ve eaten more than a few of my classmates.”

“Well then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about, Twilly!” Cadance replied with a reassuring smile. “You just keep eating ponies your own age to help you grow big and strong, and you’ll be able to gulp down a full grown pony in no time at all!”

“Really?” Twilight asked, her face lighting up.

“Really!” Cadance replied with a nod of her head. “I’m sure you’ll be eating adult ponies in only a another year or two! Now if you’re done eating, why don’t you go put the rest of the pizza away in the fridge, then I believe we have a game to finish!”

“Okay!” Filly Twilight crammed the rest of the slice of pizza she had been eating into her mouth, puffing her cheeks out comically large, then lifted the pizza box in her magic and trotted off into the kitchen.