Applejack's Conundrum

by Master Titta

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3374

Applejack has to gather 100cl of her own cum for bureacratuc reasons.

Applejack is one of the few hermaphrodites, popularly called "futas," in the entire Principality of Equestria. This makes so that she has the body of a woman complete with breasts, the muscle growth of a man and both sexes. A side effect of this are fake periods, overt curiosity from certain people and, naturally, legal issues.

When Applejack is told to gather 100cL of her own cum, how she will do it without letting it be done by the people tasked to collect it?

Warning: Tickling, Bondage, Fucking Machine, Futa, Cock Milking.

Editing by HeavensRaptor

Published 2015-08-22 03:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-22 03:20:01 UTC

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Applejack was sitting in front of the her mirror for the last two hours, just staring at her own appearance with a slight sense of trepidation.

“Ah’ hope that Twilight didn’t lie to me about that machine.” Applejack muttered, looking down at her jeans’ bulge, which hid her endowment; all while holding the letter she had received a few days ago about updating her Identity Files. “Ah’ don’t wanna let the docs do this, Ah’ can do it myself!”

Applejack looked down at the paper again, asking her to take the following; passport photo, relationship status, sex in case she had changed it and as replacement for the fingerprints, one hundred centiliters of her sex secretions or “about a bottle of water,” as Big Mac had put it. The problem, aside from her reluctance to let doctors collect her arousal, was to produce anything from either sex, as her vagina was nearly impervious to everything but the strongest stimulations. Her cock required a lot of effort to actually become erect. Which meant that she couldn’t try to do it with her own or with a prostitute’s help, at least not without getting a stiff neck or sprained hand.

The doorbell buzzed loudly and Applejack snapped her head in direction of the main door. “Who’s there?” she asked.

“Applejack, it’s me, Twilight.”

Applejack groaned as she got up and walked to the door, lowering the handle and pulling the door inwards, revealing Twilight who was keeping a composed stance and was keeping up a dainty grin.

“Ah’ take that it’s done?” Applejack said with a sigh as Twilight nodded; pulling the clipboard from her armpit and a pen from her black trousers.

“Yes, it is done. All you have to do,” she said, handing the pen to Applejack “is to sign this waiver. Which states that you opted out from official means of collecting and decided to do it yourself, relatively speaking. Minus the covering me if you get injured...”
“What did you say?” Applejack, tending her ear towards Twilight, who sheepishly grinned, looking at her side.

“No, nothing, don’t worry about it.” Twilight quickly said as she held the waiver up for applejack to sign.

Furrowing her eyebrow, Applejack hurriedly scribbled down her name and then gave the pen back to her friend. Adjusting her trousers, Applejack looked at the dirt path beyond Twilight.

“Ah trust ya’ Twi, so let’s get going, don’t have all day..” She said as Twilight nodded and turned around.

After twenty minutes of walking from one end of the town to the other, causing A.J. to become slightly nervous about the upcoming event. Not only was she doing this on her own accord but her friend had been almost... ecstatic about helping her. Granted, as Applejack walked beside Twilight she couldn’t help but glance at her well-laid D-cup breasts and shapely rump, but there was only a vague tingling in her lower parts coming and it was not going anywhere.

“So, you... uh, built this in your basement?” Applejack said, as Twilight turned the key to the right, a loud clanking sound signaling the unlocking of the door.

“Applejack, please, this is not a basement.” Twilight said as she moved the door outward, gratuitously shaking her butt a bit. “This is my underground laboratory. My basement is still in the ruins of my library.”

Applejack nodded as she looked at the scene laid in front of her. There was a rather long staircase lit by neon lights and contained inside a tunnel inside the blue simil-crystal walls; leading to a dark place. Twilight made the first step onto the staircase, then she rotated her torso to gesture with her right hand.

“Come on, follow me,” she said to Applejack. Unsurely, Applejack slowly walked through the door and followed her friend down the stairs. Deeper and deeper they went, until it gave way to a short and quite dark hallway. Which A.J. was somewhat ushered down through towards the door at the end; Twilight seeming too giddy and weirdly teasing for comfort as she escorted her there.

Twilight slid the door in the wall, allowing light to be ushered inside the hallway. Taking a mocking glance at her chest.

“Oh goodness!” She muttered, as she noticed that her breasts were almost slipping out of her shirt and coat “I should be more careful with that.”

Applejack was going to give her friend privacy, but she didn’t do so. Looking at how her friend’s big breasts lightly bounced upon her coat and just how hard her nipples clearly were fascinating to her.

As Twilight tucked them back in, applejack felt the tingle in her crotch grow a little stronger, but still, nothing.

Is- is she not wearing a bra? Was Applejack’s mental revelation, as she continued to stare at her friend, not realizing that Twilight had taken her by the hand and had lead her into the room. The tingling sensation had increased slightly as her heart seemed to be accelerating.

When she realized that, she looked up into the center of the room. There was a rectangular metal frame, with two hooks on the upper bar and a couple of rings on the lower one. On the left side a graded one liter tube. On the other was what looked like a small generator; a small green box and two sock-shaped contraptions.

Applejack took the time to muse about the machine, as her friend kept leaning over in her tight pants, revealing that she was most likely going commando. The attempt to get her attention did not go unnoticed with her purposeful over extensions of her body and occasional wink.

“Twilight, are ya’ alright, anything I can do tah’ help?” Applejack asked. Twilight turned around and made a little bow.

“It’s simple, just get your pants off and open up that shirt for now.” Twilight said, walking towards Applejack with her hands protruding towards Applejack’s bust. A.J. held her right hand in front of her chest, the tingling in her cock’s base getting strong enough to give a token sign of activity.

“Thanks Twilight, but Ah’ can do that mah’self.” She said, as she quickly unbuttoned her checkered red shirt, revealing the dark green sports bra underneath. She then unbuttoned the top button of her trousers, pulling them down and revealing her bulging white slips, which she then removed before Twilight could do so. Twilight let out a giggle as she turned around, moving with a shaking movement towards a dark corner of the room.

Applejack looked down at her exposed privates. Her cock still limp in the spitefully cold room. The meat she carried showed signs of being quite big, underneath those skin rolls; while her oddly small testicles hung down, just barely covering her mare-slit.

“Alright, this is important, so you better work this time.” Applejack spouted to her sexes, as a way to get herself motivated enough to produce the necessary quantity. “Ah’ know you can do that, so stop being stubborn!”

That begin said, Applejack looked up again and watched Twilight carry a couple of rolls of rope and a yellow foldable ladder. She was panting due to the effort she made by carrying those objects, but her pants were also suspiciously… protracted.

“What now?”

“What now?” Twilight said, chuckling, as she set the ladder next to the frame, unfolding it, before putting down a roll of rope “Get up on this machine and giddyup!” She said sheepishly.

If A.J. didn’t know better, she could have sworn that somepony had given her that phrase to say for that exact moment. She quickly walked to the ladder, climbed it, at which point she stood there waiting for Twilight’s next order.

“Arms up!” Twilight said, her voice nearly cracking as she spoke. Applejack lifted up her arms and before she could even get what was going on, Twilight had already tied her wrists to the hooks. She giggled as she put the ladder away, taking up the other roll of rope and heading to the soon to be helpless mare’s feet. As she tied the knots and made sure Applejack was somewhat comfortable, she slowly grew a mischievous smile.

Waltzing over to where the tubes were, she pulled out a second garden hose, transparent as well, with a half-bent piece of gray plastic attached to it; which would act as the sample catcher and collector. Setting it just underneath Applejack’s sexes, she secured it to the metal frame with another knot. Twilight then turned around and grabbed the box, opening it to reveal several more objects inside.

There were two rings, one clearly smaller and the other one bigger, covered in small pink vibrators all over the circumference. Excluding where the snap-on buttons were and a small bundle of metal threads on the triggers. There was also six electrodes that were silver and patched together and a cord that could be connected to the generator and two white clothespins. Applejack tilted her head, looking both concerned and somewhat titillated at the things that were inside that box. She could feel her cock timidly attempting to actually get hard, if not out of nerves. Yeah, thats all, Ah’m just gettin’ nervous is all. She chided to herself mentally as a bead of sweat slowly dripped down the side of her face.

Turning to her subject Twilight smiled and began to quickly attach the first large ring to the base of Applejack’s soft-member. Which this then peeked Twilights interest. “So, are you okay A.J.? You’ve been fairly quiet and you are not even aroused… you know if you don-.” Twi was cut off by her friend.

“Ah’m fine Twi, I just… well you remember what we talked about? Ah’ don’t get excited easily. Let alone you’re the first pony besides mah’ family ta’ know about… well this here problem.” She frowned towards her friend. “Ah’ still am going through with it though. So do your stuff. Ah’ trust you, okay Twi.” Her nervousness was suddenly vanquished as she watched her friend merrily start hooking up the vibrators and electrodes.

As Twilight heard her friends reaffirmation she began placing the vibrators and electrodes to A.J.’s soft supple breasts. Doing what any logical scientist and friend would do she slowly yet firmly cupped the tender pillows, giving them slow and delicate encirclements, as she squeezed them lightly. A.J.’s breathing had become a bit deeper and slower as Twilight continued. Taking notice of the slight reddening on her friend’s tits, Twilight leaned in and gave a delicate flick of the nipple with her tongue. Hearing a gentle moan of approval above her, she began to circle the nipple with her tongue, leaving the nip itself unscathed and performing a delicate dance causing Applejack to shiver. Twilight then slowly walked away, towards the generator, and turned the dial up a notch.

A sudden electrical shock hit Applejack’s breasts making her yelp in pain and pleasure. Then there was another shock, and yet another yelp came about, her cock finally giving in enough for Twilight to dial it up by another notch and pulled the vibrators’ strings. Applejack tilted her head towards Twilight, briefly confused, before suddenly hearing a tenuous buzz and a soft quaking on her cock, which sent jolts of pleasure up Applejack’s spin, and said jots only getting stronger with the help of the stronger shocks on her breasts.

Taking note of her friend’s semi-hard cock, an idea came to her. She could set the electrodes and vibrators to work in tangent with one another, while she… personally acted.

“Hold on tight!” Twilight declared, as she started to set the dials.

Twilight’s breath was hot on Applejack’s testicles, her body relaxing and tensing the more she felt that sweet breath. Slowly she felt her friend, no, partner, coming closer to her testicles. It was becoming agony awaiting her touch while having her mare-friend hang just outside her reach; with only the shocks and vibrations as company. Her legs, arms and waist bound so she couldn’t force it. Each and every moment was blissful and heart-wrenching for the hermaphrodite.

Twilight bent over a little, as she then gave a fugitive lick to Applejack’s sack, just as another shock hit her breasts. She recoiled and bit her lower lip as the sensation spread from her cock’s base and went up to the flare and retreated back down.

Feeling needy Twilight went to the generator, dialing the power up a notch. Applejack felt a sudden shock in her breasts, one that made her yelp. Very shortly after, another shock came and another, they were coming faster than before and were more intense. The vibrators seemed to be spasming quite hard as the purple Princess strode over with a mission in her eyes.

Stopping at the box, Twilight extracted another tool. It was a small metal rod attached to the generator. She then glanced at the metal socks she had inside and decided to put them to use. With an agile movement she unlocked and snapped the correct socks onto Applejack's feet while she recovered from another shock wave. As the buzzing vibrators continued their random sensations, Twilight then took the small rod and inserted it in the faux urethra of the orange farmer’s pussy. Returning to the dial, she connected the wire and smiled coyly.

Loss in her musings, the farm girl didn’t even notice what Twilight did until a sudden shock in her usually-insensitive nethers caused her to cry out in appreciation.

Twilight smiled as she went back to Applejack’s balls and began giving them a firm caressing. Meanwhile batting her eyes as she stared deeply into her partner’s eyes.

Applejack, shaken by the constant shocks, felt something slowly climbing up her cock with an intense throbbing as it did so, which caused her to howl out. Her cock was finally hard and by Celestia’s might, she wanted to use it. Although the ministrations had worked wonderfully and took A.J. by surprise.

“Coming!” Applejack shouted, the cum rapidly going up her dick, until, finally, it was shot out as one, big, fat stream.

Twilight watched on, as the vaginal juices slowly dripped down her orange friend’s legs. The stud juice striking the catcher as it slowly sucked it up to the tube. She stared in disbelief… “Only… 10cl? All this and you only give 10cl!?” Twilight remarked a bit hotly as she glared daggers at her pet.

Applejack grinned embarrassingly.

“How long ‘til I’m done?”

“Oh, I think we’ll have to make you cum all night, heck even into next week at this rate! Unless…” With that the purple Princess left her pet tied to the electrodes. Clearly focused on something that would help.

“Twi, are… UUhh!!!” Another shock hit hard. “Don’t just leave me, here!” Exclaimed the worried orange farmer. She wouldn’t leave me here all week… right?

The vibrations and shocks were slowly etching themselves on Applejack’s mind, her heart racing as her cock never ceased to stay hard. With intense mewls and moans, she could feel herself losing any control. She suspected she’d been held here for at least ten minutes, but without a device to measure time it felt like forever. The shocks never stopped coming and the vibrations were making her fully sensitive.

“Oh Celestia, never felt like this.” Applejack moaned “I don’t want tah’ stop!”

“I’m back!” Exclaimed Twilight. “OH! I totally just left you here, oh-mygosh I’m so sorry!” She stated as she ran over and turned off the device. A suddenly slack pony with cock pulsing met her sight.

“Oh, my… Well, I’ve got just the thing to get you all full of cum, Applejack!” Stated the now perky Scientist.

“Ahh… huh?” A.J. said through bleary eyes.

“Here, take this. It’ll help with your fluid production in your seminal sac!” Chirped the well informed Princess, who then began tilting her friend’s head back to drink a strange purple elixir.

Applejack shook as the salty yet sweet liquid slipped down her throat. The after-taste left something questionable and salty in her nostrils.

“Ugh, that tasted awful!” Came the classic rebuttal.

“Oh, don’t worry about that.” Twilight said as she went next to her friend’s dick “It’ll go away rather quickly.”

Twilight slowly dragged her hand across the mammoth cock her friend had hid from her.

“What a waste, you hid this from me and the others for so long. Could you imagine all the fun we could have had?” Her hand slowly began stroking the beast as it violent throbbed within her grasp. Running her hands down the shaft and slowly, ever so agonizingly rubbing her hands over the flare. As she did so she smirked directly at A.J. who felt the tip of her cock being opened by a single finger.

The movements of her friend’s hand was welcomed, although the sudden intrusion into her cock was new, to say the least, but she did not complain.

“And now…” Twilight, as she massaged Applejack’s urethra with a single finger “I will make you finish what you should've done before!”

Applejack tilted her head as Twilight went back to the generator. This time, she didn’t even watch the dial as she turned it up to the maximum, yet, safe power level.

The instant the machine whirred to life there was one thing that AJ noticed first. The metal socks that Twilight had put on but not turned on had begun vibrating.

It was so much, that in her yelp she started laughing from socks’ vibrations.

Applejack started to flail around in place, as she felt ticklish, pleased and in pain, all at the same time. Soon, it was apparent how much she was liking these new feelings. The tingling and vibrations were coursing through her core, her vaginal canal clamped down at a non-existent cock. Her cries were giving way to sheer ecstasy as she exclaimed for more.

Which Twilight hesitantly granted as another click went on the dial, pass the safety zone. With such, she was was met with a howling moan of pleasure as her friend’s cock began twitching and sputtering small bits of cum. Twi watched on as she licked her lips and rubbed herself. She wanted to taste that cum, even if she knew that each drop was important, unless her elixir decided to work too well...

The squirts of seed sputtering from Applejack’s cock soon turned into volleys that shot out with every twitch, then from volleys they turned into a continuous surging streams.

Overly stimulated by the current and the vibrations that were arousing Applejack, Twilight watched with mouth agape.

The stream was turning into something almost never-ending, the result of which was sucked up and stored in the tube and container that filled up rather quickly, unlike the first time around.

Twilight rushed to the generator shutting it off and stopping the vibrations and shocks altogether; causing Applejack’s stream to trickle off into a few drops that went overboard onto the floor. Applejack started to pant and slump in her binds, extremely exhausted by what she went through.

Twilight then removed the metal socks setting them in the box as well as removing the vibrators, electrodes and a small rod.

“Yah’ know, a whole day of bucking apples does not compare tah’ how tired Ah’ am.” Sleepily stated A.J. as she felt her eyelids drifting down, then, darkness.

Applejack, carrying the bottle full of her fluid under her coat, walked towards the counter. A thin man with glasses dressed in white and gray hurriedly typed on a computer and scribbled on papers at the same time. Applejack faked a cough to get the man’s attention.

“Ah’ was told to bring in one hundred centiliters of mah fluids.” She said, setting the bottle on the counter’s black surface. “And here it is.”

The clerk stopped both typing and scribbling to look at what Applejack had brought out. After his first glance, in which he frowned, he adjusted his glasses, then fluttered his eyes.

“Ma’am…”

Applejack sighed.

“What is it? Not enough?” She said worriedly.

“No, no, it’s just… only ten centiliters were needed, not an entire liter.” He stated sheepishly with a minor blush.

~The End