My Great Big Adventure in Equestria with Ponies!

THE FIRST IN AN EPIC SAGA!

I was sitting in my room being all depressed, coincidentally it was a rainy day. My life pretty much sucked. You see, when I was a very little baby, my mom died. What happened was she was in a fatal accident involving a life-taking car crash that took her life.

She was sent flying out of the car and had a cancer attack as she flew through the air.

She survived this, however she landed in a swimming pool where she drowned.

So that left me with my father. My dad's an alcoholic, and I don't remember him ever not being an alcoholic who beats me up on a regular basis. And tbh I don't know why my mom married him in the first place. Maybe it was so fate could keep being cruel to me, because for some reason fate is NEVER kind to me. I get bullied at school, all the students hate me, all the teachers hate me, and I can't walk through the street without people giving me the stink eye. I have no idea why all these things happen and why nobody else in this neighborhood has a life this shitty. (Are you feeling for me yet?)

My depressed mood worsened still as I watched tragic stories on the news involving murder, rape, hunger, and disease, which just goes to show how horrible this world is. I briefly considered changing the channel to something more positive before I decided against it. After all, how else are you going to see how horrible the world is?

I finally did turn the TV off when I decided it was time for me to go to bed. I went to sleep that night in my usual sad manner, thinking about how things would probably never get better for me...

zzzzz.....

I started to have a weird dream that night. I was in some kind of space that was glowing all around with bright colors, slowly changing.

"JOHN."

I looked around for where that booming voice could have come from. "Are you God?" I asked.

"NO."

"Jesus, then?"

"NO."

"Oh okay. Then where am I, and who are you?" I asked.

"John, you are in one of the many pockets in the fabric of space and time. I did my best to find one for you that didn't have many things in storage."

I moved just in time to avoid a floating refrigerator.

"And as for who I am... "

There was a puff of smoke right in front of me just then, and it cleared to reveal some kind of moose thing creature with a bunch of appendages from different animals attached. It was truly a disgusting sight - enough to cause me to throw up.

"I just cleaned