Sparring battles: Trixie versus Twilight!?!

Earlier in the morning, Twilight gets up and get dress. She knows that her door is still lock from last night but then she hear the door click at that moment that she’s about to teleport.

Shoeshine came in “Rise and shine, Princess!” bringing in some breakfast in bed. Delicious oat bran muffins, and a glass of orange juice. Twilight grab the meal and start munching it down, as Spike’s having his meal probably at the table. “Today you're going to be breaking in that room properly. According to the, young Master, you are scheduled to have a battle with one Trixie Lulamoon.”

In between the bites Twilight reply. “You are free to refer to Spike as Spike, or assistant number one depending on the mood” at least that's what she could understand between the garble bites of dialogue.

“Your Majesty please do not speak with your mouthful. It’s hard to understand you. Not to mention it's also extremely bad manners.” Shoeshine reply with grace and understanding.

Twilight stop eating but she still continue her usual talking style “I told you to refer to me as Twilight, and is it really that bad matters? Celestia does all the time.” Shoeshine have to admit she isn't in the higher up nuances of Canterlot servants she really only serve into towns that present not counting the one she serving in right now. That said she still believes this is seriously only something that the princess would cheat with.

“Doesn’t matter, your appointment is still the same. Now do you have battle attire or are you going to fight in your normal clothes?” as this was technically her second day of work here. She have to get at least some of the fields.

Twilight reply “Note to self, invest in battle armor. Although considering that I have most my fights are spring of the moments, maybe I should wait until I figure out how to have spring of the moment battle armor” starting to ignore her servant that she just got yesterday. She walk out the door.

“I guess that’s answer, no. It's a good thing she wears a lot of purple” she says as she follows after Twilight.

Entrance of the guest.

The doorbell rings and Shoeshine quickly answer it. She open the door only to be bombard in smoke bombs. A dark black wispy, but oddly like breathing in clean air, and also smelling like daffodils?

“The great and fabulous Trixie, graceful and tremor in her magnificence! Here to grace the audience, with my fabulous skills of combat spells! To tutor the once proud apprentice of Celestia! But now a poor Princess who can't hit the broadside of a barn! Shall learn to aim at the target of untold thousands! She will also learn how to dodge! Trixie magnificent blows or feel the stinging pain of defeated!” Shoeshine pull off one of her many socks and shoved it into Trixie's mouth, which only slowed down the blabbering and bolstering, turning it into gobbles of groups that could not be understand.

After a good twenty minutes: Shoeshine bring Trixie to the sparring chamber. Trixie is just wearing her usual fancy magical robes, that looks like a one piece bathing suit decorated with the symbols of the stars and the faces of the moon and then wearing a gorgeous fantastic cape.

“Princess Twilight your, ten o'clock appointment is here! And she's an amazing blowhard.” Twilight walking up in her usual attire, a T-shirt with her cutie Mark on it and long baggy pants, looking over Trixie and assuming that this is how Trixie normally dresses for battles. Trixie did look like she was a bit angry about being called blowhard. The two mares walk into the chamber's, ready for combat. Shoeshine take a seat to watch.

“There's no need for you to sit here and watch, no matter what outcome comes of this fight. I will be reviewing this fight, on the monitors later” Twilight says.

“I believe it’s wise for me to watch, especially considering the information that ,Lady Rarity suggest “As this was a good method to at least figure out what she might have to deal with in the future, hopefully this castle will not be destroy like the Golden Oaks library, by a gigantic raising Titanic monster, that shoots laser beams of death.”

The two mares shrug, and get back into their combat stances. Trixie coating her hands and gorgeous ice. While Princess Twilight's horn was started to glow.

The Battle.

Twilight began to use her wings to fly and gain an upper-hoof in the battle, little did she know. Trixie's cape is enchant with a levitation charm, allowing her to fly up into the air as well. Leaving Twilight to ask a simple question should be for charging up a blast “Trixie how can you be flying? I don't think you are that skilled to cast they levitation charm.”

“Your comment wounds Trixie, do think that Trixie is not skilled enough to cast a levitation charm. Although this levitation charm is not cast on by Trixie. This was cast on by one of her many ancestors. I believe you know the ancestor, he was one of the greatest of them all. But that's for story of another time, there are many charms on the cape if you can define” Trixie says giving a devilish grin as she launch three fireballs and seriously different colors, red, green, and blue. Twilight barely manage to dodge all three of them. Trixie been using the fireballs of the distraction going in for a quick slash, using the ice on her hands to act as small little daggers.

Twilight barely manage to avoid getting scratched horribly, but there were a few tears and her outfit, but not a drop of blood. Although Twilight did counterattack with a good charge blast, point-blank right at Trixie's face, sending her flying into one of the many cloud banks. After Trixie disappear into the clouds, she wait just a little bit to see when Trixie would fly out. Wondering what is Trixie taking so long to fly back from that energy blast. Sure her arcane shot was pretty strong but not that strong, she believe her spells are set to non-lethal.

“Behind you!” Shoeshine call causing Twilight to turn just enough to see a completely yellow streak of pony sharps icicles forming around her arms, and barely manage to miss being stab. Barely allowing Twilights just enough time to grab the neck of the lightning streak is it reform into Trixie. Twilight’s surprise from Trixie’s capability to transfigure herself so close into pure energy, allowing herself to UN-transfigure herself with the same ease, possibly adding a timing out spell to prevent her from having a problem. That is incredibly complicated and she never could think Trixie can handle.

During Twilight shock, confusion Trixie take advantage of it and blast her point-blank with an pyroblast. The singeing fire sent Twilight reeling backwards and also scorched her hair.

Trixie hovering allowing her boastful side to take over the currents of the battle. “Trixie sees you master the great tricks that Trixie has mastered, the skill polymorph is often the only use to transform someone into other animals, for only a short period of time. But Trixie has master the skill of transforming those into energy and other forms! The teleportation spell can be extremely useful, but it requires three factors which polymorphic does not always require. Thus the great and powerful Trixie has learn how to even to master this. And the great and powerful Trixie's Ices is constructed that not even the pure energy of the lightning could melt it! For I am the...” Twilight use this time to punch Trixie's back them in the jaw. That right hook was an amazingly powerful, as Trixie flew straight towards the ceiling which was the only thing not covered in clouds, which may Twilight a little scared she wasn't planning on killing Trixie. However before Trixie could hit the ceiling she disappear in a puff of smoke, black storm cloud smoke. With a hint of daffodils in the air. As the smoke reappeared around Twilight.

Twilight figure out what Trixie meant by teleportation. Trixie didn't have enough energy to teleport solid matter but she did have enough energy to teleport UN-solid matter. Like liquids and gases, a simple poly-morph to turn herself into a cloud, and proof she teleports without any problems. No need to be careful of not accidentally having to worry about being teleported to objects, or leaving parts of your body on the sidelines. She began to reform while grabbing Twilight, with a sharp kick that is deliver by Twilight, right into well Twilight figure out that was into the area of the ovaries. That kick is also strong enough that since Trixie was in the mid-transformation, it knock her out of her right out of her clothing. Causing her to fall straight down to the ground because her cape was instantly solidified.

As Twilight flies down to check on Trixie, who is clutching her crotch because all my Celestia that still hurts even if you don't have testicles. Trixie replying even higher pitch voice than usual “By Luna's Moon that was a low blow! I know we were going for non-lethal but I thought that counted for even our descendants!” dropping off her referring herself into the third person motives. It was great for building up the crowd and making sure every pony knows her name, but she really doesn't actually referred herself in the third person, as often as everypony think she does.

Twilight looking at Trixie with a bit of a blush, she never really notice how gorgeous the blue mare can get at times, with those DD with a nice healthy tiny waist, a little bit of chunk but nothing that would classify as fats, and those hips quite tasty. [Measurements:55DD-30-40]

Trixie still in her really high-pitched voice because she is kick in the ovaries, all she is technically compartmental so that meant that at the time she had no muscles or organs blocking the impact. “Don't just stand there help me up and cast the healing charm or Are you too entrance by the gorgeousness of Trixie?” Twilight use her magic to fix Trixie.

“No, I'm not entrance by your gorgeous beautiful body. And not your big fat melons.” Which left Trixie subconsciously thinking when is Twilight going to say 'Baka' as Trixie's eyes turn to look at Shoeshine as well, who pretty much fill in that quota well sort of.

“Glupyy bol'shoy yedinorog grudi seksual'nosti!” Shoeshine says which surprise Trixie very few ponies are so multilingual.

Trixie’s voice finally came back to being slightly normal “The great and powerful Trixie, thanks you for noticing her beautiful orbs! And Trixie is pleased to be known as sexy, by the beautiful house maid of Twilight Sparkle. Which proves that even the foolish of a fool Princess Twilight Sparkle has good taste in servants” This reply made Shoeshine less aggressively angry at Trixie, and if her Princess wishes it be fine with a threesome.

“Get dressed we're having lunch and you're invited! Also you're going to tell me more about your cape” Twilight order with a tone that was slightly threatening but slightly suggestive. Of course Trixie would never turn down a chance at free food.

“The great and powerful Trixie accept your offer!” With a smile as she walk over to where her clothing had fallen and quickly start put them up.

Dining room.

Once the three arrive at the dining room, there was already several meals set up. Which promptly startle Shoeshine she is suppose to cook and, who did the cooking?

Spike coming in with a apron on “So how did the battle go?” Bringing in all the muffins.

“I am so sorry! Young Master, I neglected my duties in fixing the meal!” Shoeshine says extremely sadden and worry, quickly moving Spike back to his position and that he was supposed to be in in her mind, at the table and taking over moving the plate of muffins.

“No worries mild servant. I young master Spike, is all too happy to once a while do the cooking. You should not be worried of any options. Besides you can cover for me when, I go help out Rarity later on today” Spike reassure with a bit of a snicker.

“Shoeshine, I told you you don't have to referred to Spike as master. He is referred to as his name or number one assistant depending on the situation” Twilight says trying to alter the situation.

“Yes Mistres-, I mean Twilight” instantly moving them all into their seats and relatively quick format.

“Ok, to answer your questions scaly. It went pretty well until Princess Sparkly, started fighting dirty. And not in the good style either.”

Twilight smile at the nickname. At least that's what everybody can gather from that comment. “Wait pumpkin and peanut butter muffins and it is that carrot cake sandwich bread!?! With PB&J's! I am so going to ask you this Sparkler. how did you get such a great assistant?”

Twilight replies “I hatched him that's how” with a proud smart and hoping that Trixie will still diverge all the secrets of her cape.

“So that's why the servants replying to him as master. Quick question how old are you young Spike?” Trixie ask with a sneaky grin.

Spike replies “Eleven, almost twelve” which left Trixie doing a quick couple of math equations, that were relatively easily done.

“So that means, Sparkler is an unwed teenage mother at the age of ten? If I didn't know better I would say you should've gotten been
known as the Princess of love. But I'm pretty sure Sparkle is still a virgin” and right after that Twilight was kind of fuming but she didn't react as well as everyone else was expecting! Trixie is already protecting herself with a shield spell just for the occasion.

Spike actually being able to study ahead of schedule for most people. He actually know the term and was in no hurry to actually get into that basement trials, with Rarity despite what everybody else was thinking. Shoeshine is already out to get a first aid kit, not sure how much would be left of Trixie in order to medically treat but she could at least make the effort.

“True! I haven't lost it in the sense of when the mare sleeps with the stallion, nor have I experiment just yet to that degree when it comes to mares. But Princess Cadence didn't her title from being a bit of a floozy. She earned that title from understanding the complications that is love” Twilight reply.

“I know that, after all you weren't the only one who was babysit by Princess Cadence. Sparkler” Trixie says with a sneaky smile and then she prepare to be thrown in a nice little below. “And I know you're so curious about my cape so I should tell you, it’s a gift from my ancestor Star Swirled The Bearded!”

Transition outside:

Throughout the tiny Town of Ponyville, Princess Twilight Sparkle's voice could be heard with a resounding “WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!”

End of chapter.

Author's Note

No worries next chapter you'll finally get some answers! Also the transition to outside is only for dramatic effect! So yes everything else will still be inside the castle!

Also words that were in other languages! [Glupyy bol'shoy yedinorog grudi seksual'nosti That's all in Russian! By Google translate!] & Baka =Idiot in Japan! But it's also sometimes used as they are changeable subject when you go with stupid.