Shoeshine's maid to Twilight sparkle

by Sir lightning blade

Pinky pie's Corpse party! (Not what you think)

Previous Chapter

Upon hearing the screen, Shoeshine run off towards Trixie's room judging from the range and the location of the screen, it’s Princess Twilight. It sounds of another glorious battle is happening.

“Trixie what the heck are you doing in my room! And why are you naked! Why am I naked! What the heck is that sticking out of your! Wait a minute I kicked you when you were naked you didn't have that before!” Shoeshine hears, in between each break of the sentence there were loud explosions, cutting out certain words. As well is Trixie's replies as you could barely hear Trixie in between the explosions.

Shoeshine open the door to see both of the glorious naked bodies, and for some on reason Trixie has a dick, a nice big one as well. Trixie is also generating a massive ice shield, her entire left arm is composed of clouds, several parts of the room already trash. Scorch marks, this be a nightmare to clean up. The only things that aren’t damage is the gorgeous Star Swirled Bearded's magic cape and one of the secretly reveal party canon's, although its hiding place was destroy the dresser. However last time Shoeshine check that dresser didn't the cannon in it?

“Calm down, Sparkler! Remember this is the room you gave me, I guess when you were drunk, you came crawling into my room” Trixie says however after Twilight still throws the fireball, leaving Shoeshine no choice. She reluctantly have to defuse the situation. Before the other two could knows what happen, Shoeshine blocks the fireball scorching her dress while knotting over Twilight.

Trixie wraps herself with her cape, which manage to conceal everything must be some bizarre pocket magic going on with the cape. “I am so glad that Gramps' cape has a lot of magical protections. Now if you excuse me I better be off before my train disappears without me. I may come back later. When Sparkler is not in the mood to kill the great and powerful Trixie!”

Several days later after cleaning up the mess and the defusing the princess.

“I am going to add more security, to the castle and a couple of replacement windows in the house” Twilight announces.

Shoeshine is smiling and jokingly and replies. “So that when I can record and watch the next time you experiment in your trunk, princess.” Twilight blush while Spike didn't understand the details, but he did a little bit of the detailing from one of the larger branches of the grapevine. A very violent and white grape.

Just then Twilight’s ceiling begins to rumble. A pink blob start coming out of it, the first half is a pudgy pink pony wearing a sexy string bikini, lady Pinky Pie? She pull out, from her string bikini, a small series of envelopes which is given to the three of them. “This is an invitation to a special party that Fluttershy and I created, with a little help from Rarity, it’s a Corpse party! So make yourself look as dead as you can be! Without actually being dead, I'll explain the rules later, at the party but look at the note and decipher the riddle! Fluttershy also wrote the riddle. It will be extremely challenging in their own right! Not that funny. Have fun! Oh and be sure not to make your death look to obvious, but nothing too difficult either! Have fun!” she says and suddenly she’s gone.

Princess Twilight proceed to take away the bow however Shoeshine has other plans. “That's my job, princess. I'll take care that” she says grabbing the bowl away from Twilight. She heads off to the kitchen, while trying to figure out how did Pinkie Pie.

Thirty minutes later in the kitchen.

“It's official I'm giving up, and I’ll just have to accept that lady Pinkie Pie did that” Shoeshine says to no one in particular as she starts to sit down and open up the letter. Taking a small seat, she looks at the letter, reading the riddle out loud, “The world is a battlefield, and so is love, but which one hurts most, and how does it feel? What are you?” Understanding the riddle is slightly difficult for Shoeshine.

After taking care of some minor housework, Shoeshine proceed to talk with Spike before going out on a shopping spree, namely the shopping spree of supplies.

Shoeshine holding a small list began to ask questions, “Okay. Spike what do you need for your costume?”

“Well... first off a couple packs of fake blood, three of retractable fake knives and Twilight needs a pair of sunglasses, for her costume. Also I need a fake bra” Spike answers with a bit of a reluctant side, obviously Spike’s riddle is something that involve a certain gender. After Shoeshine writes down the items, she proceed to walk out the door.

At the marketplace.

“First here then barnyard bargains, because it's a lot easier to keep a secret here than it is at barnyard bargains” Shoeshine mutters to herself. First off picking up the things that she knows right off the bat. There is a handmade clothing store set up and she also need to get a couple of apples. She can also speak with lady Applejack.

She’s walks to the stand with a series of pictures that are slightly suggestive. “Good morning, Minty” coming out of the stand series of socks is Minty, a gorgeous green earth pony pink mane and tail. Her cutie mark is three swirled mint candies. Even though her cutie mark is minty candies it's not actually a sign that she's an expert at making food, or any type of candy for that matter. Her cutie mark kind of reasonable minty sweet personality, refreshing the air around her and she often has the best choices of clothing, especially socks as well as underwear.

“The usual, or are you in a risky movement? I have the a set of keysocks?” Minty says showing up a collection of socks with a series of keys and locks.

“ Minty keep this on the down low, I need a fake support bra, built for a young male dragon. Do you have one?” knowing Minty, she's covered a lot of variety of socks, as well as a variety of other things.

“Well considering that there's only one Spike, I can guess what's going on” Minty whisper and gives out a collection of things. Three pairs of socks each roll up in a large ball and one looking like it was much larger like there were three items rolled up into the ball, all shaped like mint-balls.

Shoeshine smile, “Thanks and the price?” she open up her purse, and pull out two wallets, one that says mistress while the other one says personal.

After hearing the price she pull out the proper money each container, ten bits she spent for herself, and twenty bits for Spike’s costume which is from the mistresses bag. Then after collecting the items and putting them in her carry bag, she proceed off to Applejack’s apple stand.

Applejack smile, “Howdy, hope Twilight hasn't been driving you crazy with her work?” she says while waving. Shoeshine notice she’s wearing gloves, she could possibly be setting up her costume in advance.

“No she's been quite enjoyable, although there was the incident with Trixie a couple days back. I did have a bit of trouble cleaning up the room. So what's your costume going to be for the party?”

“Whelp, I'm trying to get start on my costume, and the Crusaders overheard the riddle and decide to take over. I hope next week when Rarity takes her little sis, things will become less terrifying. I really wish my riddle didn't have something to do with fire. Why did Pinkie Pie give me the one with the fuel for the little pyrotechnics.”

All of a sudden a loud explosion could be heard, Applejack quickly grab a fire extinguisher and begin to run off, leaving the stand completely unguarded. “Don't worry lady Applejack out take over a little bit, namely by closing up for you.”

Barnyard bargains.

Shoeshine pushing her cart, over to the nightmare night section, usually this area is pretty much extremely cheap items, at least until nightmare month. Then everything goes up to at least three prices larger but also objects get restock. Within the lane there is Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, both of them picking up fake blood as well. Within lady Fluttershy cart is a large wooden stake. It is hard to see what is in lady- I mean Knight Rainbow Dash shopping cart.

“I see you're also going to the party, have all the knights been invited?” Shoeshine ask trying to double checking if lady Rarity is going, since she did help with planning as did Fluttershy.

Rainbow chuckle and replies “Yeah were all going to the party, the parties really for Flutters here, I'm not exactly sure why Pinkie Pie's throwing her a party. You're not pregnant with a letter are you? I know none of your animal friends are currently carrying?” Rainbow Dash gives an accusatory look at Fluttershy.

Fluttershy blush and speak, “No, I'm still not breeding right now. At least what I can tell from. I haven't done any pregnancy test this week, but last week was the month so” Fluttershy becomes even more fluster and even turning into her bat side. Seeing that lady Fluttershy vampire side is more inclined to be base on certain stress levels, possibly having to do with blood elevation.

Shoeshine smile with a quick saving grace, “I'm guessing even best friends have secrets to keep. Lady Fluttershy sleeps in a nude as well a perceived?” the bat pony began to go even more bright red, and looking even more vampire than usual as her eyes begin to change.

Rainbow Dash chuckle, as her reply is obviously knowing exactly when she discover that detail.

“I see so what's your costume, Knight Rainbow Dash?” Shoeshine ask.

Then Rainbow's face turn bright red, “Po---n--y spear con—c—u—s--s-io-n.” it’s tricky to figure out but it was something that obviously come to clear statement that those spear would be in compromising positions as well! To be noted there was some long cardboard tubes and plastic tubes with in Rainbow Dash’s shopping cart.

Shoeshine gives her a bit of a smile, and start collecting the fake blood.

Over at Carousel Boutique.

Shoeshine enters the boutique and find that Rarity is performing some finishing touches on her dress, well sort of. She is reluctant as she is holding several swords, shrugging at the aspect of what she would do next.

Holding the samurai blade with her right hand she replies out loud probably thinking. “I hate to do this to you my beautiful dress but, it is kind of tricky to actually make the cut marks and slash marks with seamless, without a proper diagram. Also the fabric beautiful” she knows what the costume is necessary for but it is a struggle to do. It’s a gorgeous dark black with a bit of violet schoolgirl uniform. Shoeshine look carefully at the pile close that are set up for them, obviously Rarity is prepare for each one of the outfits. Luckily Shoeshine figure out the riddle before coming here but, Rarity pretty much spoil the answer.

Shoeshine look over at lady Rarity and ask, ”If you cannot feel your bearing the load, then maybe I should take care of this honor. Especially considering I don't know all the details of the game?”

“Thank you, Shoeshine, For volunteering to the side wall is the diagram of the slashes, I managed to coat the sword with a magic spell similar to what I use on my special painting shears. So that way, whenever it cuts will turned bright red, it will simulate the effect of fake blood without actually having fake bloodstains. Last used that blood composed of sugar. A crime against fashion as they could not be laundered out!” Rarity says pointing at the wall and carefully hand the blade.

Shoeshine proceed to do the sword swinging actions, slashing the garment, and at least two or three impairments. Thanks to the design of the outfit, and all the cut marks it became a bit more revealing and seductive. With a devious smile, Rarity then pull out a unique type of threat. It was now easy to see what makes lady Rarity such a dangerous threat on the battlefield, not only aiming for the vital parts which pretty much guarantees victory, but if she can overcome her need for style, over function. She would probably be the most lethal designer ever. Shoeshine proceed to ask her a little bit about the thread, almost like the perceive to be transparent, yet not really.

“Well it's a simple matter of studying the cloaking spell, basically a spell that makes it look like you're projecting stuff behind you instead of what's underneath, and with a few slight adjustments I can make it look like a projecting censored versions of the coat fur. After all a good lady does not put out on the first night. With elegance and refinement you need to show, that true gentleman needs to work very very hard to spend time. At least two to three years” her statement there just boggles Shoeshine mind, maybe the rumors are true, she moves to a snail's pace with relationships unless the stallion is rich.

“I know what you're thinking, it's not the rumor I will change my time at times, I just believe not to repeat mistakes of the past. Sure there, mistakes but still. The term lady Rarity is a happy accident just doesn't seem to roll the tongue. But if you ever spill that to any of the other ponies out there I will dismember you without damaging your beautiful garments that I have made” Rarity warn with a serious look like she could probably pull that off.

Time jump to the party.

Shoeshine arrives with Twilight Sparkle wearing a pair of shades with her head the visible, and Spike wearing a sailor's just like the girls and wearing the biggest pair of fake breasts ever, with two of the fake knife stabbed into them pointing out them even more. Shoeshine's outfit is a single fake knife sticking out from the chest. She isn't wearing a bra just position it opened better, for her bras often gave her cleavage, instead of leaving that open space. They are standing in front of a cloud house that is place on the ground, it’s fairly although setup is three stories tall, with the sign that stating 'Golden Oaks finishing Academy for girls' the group are slightly confuse as they walk inside.

Everyone begin to see each other's costumes, Rainbow look like she would kebab and the locations, feeling her double D breasts because if she didn't do that the javelins would make things look even more awkward, especially considering it’ll be a pain in the butt to actually get them stable on the small versions is that she pretends to have. The only thing she like about having gigantic orbs attach to her chest, is when comes to these costumes, and other times namely the competitions, also she’s wearing a revealing sailor scout uniform.

Naturally Rarity’s uniform looks like she’s in a deadly battle where she horribly lost, although the fabric did leave some censoring if you are up to the areas, with stitching revealing certain organs it was quite interesting! Pinkie Pie outfit is very minimal she only have tiny little red dots paint all over her body, and even small red dots drops on key locations of her uniform.

Of course lady Fluttershy's outfit is accidentally sexually active, and extremely suggestive. A gigantic wooden stake placed in the middle of her cleavage, the blood splatter looking very suggestively like it would be if that steak was slightly differently wood. Which later have a good question on why she was batting out, it’s for the option of the costume or is it out of sheer embarrassment?

Applejack's uniform is, given minor black phrase and burn marks in several locations. Her uniform actually reveal her belly, giving her plaque scorch marks in several key locations as well is right red, her hands look like they were cover in blisters and she herself look like she is bury in scorch marks and scars. It’s extremely hard to tell if any of them were either real or fake, for some of them actually look like she’s in pain just moving around. Then came, Pinkie Pie congratulating on Applejack from going so far on her costume.

After the initial introductions all the girls stand in front of a gigantic spinning wheel as Pinkie begin to explain the rules of the game or per say party. “Welcome to the corpse party! Oh and don't use the cutaway clip” the moment she says that a secondary line everybody was slightly confuse as she continued to explain “Now here are the rules, on this spinning wheel is going to be determining who's the victim in the first case! Then I will give the victim the envelope, detailing the room and their murderer. Now I did have them pretty randomly drawn and set up.” And then she pull out a small hat with a series of envelopes. “Everyone else's job is to figure out who did it! In order to win the game is by figuring out who's the murderer, if you're the victim you’re the judge. As you're the only one who actually knows who kill you. For not even the murderer knows who did it! As this is a game of life-size clue! Minus the murder weapon card and the room card being involved, because those you already know happened!” As the gang gave a nice applause.

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Author's Note

By the way I would like you all to be polite in the comments. If you have something to say be polite. And while yes this series did have an editor this person which is to be anonymous.

Also this is to perfectly imply that flutter shy has something for horror movies!