Shoeshine's maid to Twilight sparkle

by Sir lightning blade

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Alternate Universe, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, Main 6, Gore, Trixie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Other, Sex
Length: 15153

Twilight friends hired a maid behind her back, and feeling that Spike might get a little over work with the new castle. Can Twilight deal with having somepony work on her head to hooves instead of her little assistant?

This takes place in [Fip] universe: reference episode a little bit after mending fences, plot: Right after Twilight gets back from having fun time with her old friends in Canterlot! She and Spike receive an new friend, present by Rarity. Because honestly Rarity believes that a princess should have at least one maid! Not to mention after the events of those yaks, she believes that somebody needs to keep Twilight in check at all times. So while Twilight was at Canterlot, her friends hire a maid. How can Twilight deal with her new house mate! Find out in this story!

[The dark tag is only reference to a certain chapter.]Dark is as in dark comedy!

Temporary artwork! Until someone makes me a better cover!

Published 2015-09-08 23:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-08 23:30:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Rarity surprise!

After flying back home with Spike on her back as usual. Twilight finds herself opening up her door, but instead of placing her jacket onto the coat rack after a long flight, a blue earth pony politely asks “Your, Majesty, can I take your jacket as well as the young master?” Twilight being half awake barely notice the beautiful mare is wearing an French maid outfit. That’s also design by Rarity!

Twilight yawning and weakly says “Ok.” The maid took off the jacket and as well as Spikes, and quickly walk away. Twilight turn to her young dragon, and carefully say “I'm too tired to deal with this, Spike. You know what to do.” She then walk towards the path towards her bedroom.

The young dragon turns to the pony in the maid outfit, looking at the outfit and he could clearly tell it’s the work of his beautiful love the gorgeous, fantastic and amazing Rarity! Part of him wishes that she would be wearing that outfit for him, but he knows better that Rarity would never stoop to wearing a maid outfit. Although he wouldn't say no to a pony wearing a naughty maid outfit. For “So what's going on?” he ask.

The blue earth pony says in a very proper voice “I am Shoeshine, young master. I was hired by Lady Rarity, after filling out all the requirements that she asked for. If you wish to use double check the resume, feel free too. I bought a copy.” Picking out a huge stack of papers from one of her pockets. If it wasn't for pocket technology being one of Rarity's favorite spells, basically making everything she has a bag of holding! Yet still she over packs suitcases capable of carrying three times their average amount and yet she's still gives me like fifty or sixty of them. Spike grab the papers.

Spike look over the papers peeping intently, apparently Rarity did detail some possible options for the job to have some unique requirements. He quickly skim over the cleaning applications, this was probably commonplace for those who work in the house cleaning service. But then there was this extra section of details combat experience! Listing several fights she had: three bael (basically giant spiders) this gave Spike a slight singe of relief, finally someone who could take care of the spiders in the group! It was already embarrassing having the call in Rainbow Dash every time they found the spider in the bathroom! And during those three weeks he found out that Rarity can handle spiders pretty well as well! One mogall (a floating eyeball monster) pretty impressive, and then a series of animals that he knew very well were pretty decently dangerous judging from Fluttershy's history, but nothing too rambunctious.

Spike look up and ask “Who is, Crate-toss and Rene Caballeron?” obviously reading from the references of previous jobs.

Shoeshine answer “Crate-toss is where most my combat experience come from. He was a rare and ancient pet seller! Often selling rare and exotic animals to other ponies, ones that were often very dangerous and required some handling. On the right side of immune to most venom and toxins, especially that one time my heart stopped when I was bitten by a cobra. Not to mention those three bael, their venom was extremely strong. If you read the Daring-Do books you can figure out who he is. That's where I get my knowledge of ancient artifacts which is locate it.” Spike proceeded to look down and read up on the ancient artifact knowledge, so far all the qualifications that she would need to actually be a worthwhile living assistant with Twilight! It wasn't for some minor reinsurance as he would be slightly worry that he might be replace, with a sexy maid too!

“And why are you no longer working for these two?” Spike ask.

Shoeshine promptly reply “Well Crate-toss was arrested after creating illegal creature. Rene, I quit after he didn’t pay me for three months” Not giving out too much information as she is still on the gag order for Crate-toss, something about Blast-Ended Skrewts. Or if she would comment on how she defeated four of them, before the royal guards had to deal with the rest.

Spike didn't continue on this train of thought, thankfully after looking over a few more things he gave a quick nod and return to his quarters.

Shoeshine quickly pulled out her feather duster and continue dusting the tables.

Flashback to the earlier the day.

Applejack asked “Do you have to wear that ridiculous outfit?” Staring at Shoeshine as she was getting ready to give her the grand tour of Shoeshine’s new workplace. Rarity was too busy working on the new fashion line, and well she was the most responsible one of the group.

Shoeshine “Only until her Majesty suggests otherwise. Or job calls for it. I have not worked with many Canterlot, officials but I do here work over the cooler bars sort of speak. And there used to be an very professional, servants that know the phrase! That you only are allowed to be seen when they deem it.”

AJ covered herself with her cowboy hat she knew full well how high society can be. It was the same ideal at Manehattan. AJ change the subject “So are you staying in town or are you planning to move in?

Shoeshine stated “Lady Applejack, I would gladly move in if her Majesty if she deems it is necessary. Mainly because my last home was destroyed by a giant bugbear that crashed into it.” This really was a punch in the gut to AJ because odds are that was her fault. Every time she wrapped that lasso around the bugbear she had slamming something! And she counted at least five or six houses that she smashed into, the mayor is getting a little upset at the group as well when it comes to monster attack. The town's budget wasn't designed for this.

AJ says “I'm sure if you explain that situation to Twilight. She give you a room to stay, after all she got around twenty rooms? I think!” Shoeshine gave a slight nod as she was given the grand tour.

Next morning.

Twilight climb out of bed and in her usual topless attire, Spike gotten used to seeing her walk around bare naked especially when it comes to rarely putting on cloths. What she didn’t know is, she is going to have guest. Walking towards the kitchen tables smelling delicious pancakes. It smell really good and nice, chocolate, with a hint of blueberry. As she walk into the room she notice the same maid. Twilight emergency teleport one of her many T-shirts out of her closet and onto her body completely backwards it inside out! As the maid gave a small snicker, and then quickly start to apologize.

“I'm sorry, it’s kind of weird to see that the princess be so flustered. Please don't fire me after for this! I'm sorry for staying so soon but I really need a place to stay especially considering my house was destroyed. If you want you can do some of forty lashes? I'm quite sturdy, your young dragon son has read my full reports!” Shoeshine looking extremely worried and desperate.

Twilight blinking her eyes the term forty lashes. She had heard of some of the grueling punishments that some of the really snobbish and highest elite unicorns have done. However her family is nowhere near that registration. Heck her family's only technical servant is a princess. As she gave a quick reply “no worries dear, and whatever room you picked you will stay in!” Subconsciously hoping she did not pick room right next to hers! Twilight guiltily remember that she tend to be a little bit of a wild sleeper.

Shoeshine “Thank you so much your, Majesty! I even care something for the young master.” Gesturing to the gemstone muffins! Which Spike was munching on happily.

Twilight carefully look at her son. Who is giving that slight look of mischief, but he does deserve at least a couple of good days. But she did calmly address “Spike just because we have a maid now does not mean you get the skip out of your chores! You're still my personal assistant! Now what's on today's schedule?”

Author's Note

Hopefully I will have visual art before hand to cover shoeshine's look! But if you want to reference some of the other stories with in this universe, but obviously this is going to be the first few times that Twilight actually got a proper person, to be a actual servant! And yes I did make a Harry Potter reference, even though the guy technically looks a lot more like a certain man was on a quest to kill every God! But I felt it made more sense than having to be listed for high treason or something! Plus the idea is that rarity of course is selecting someone who is, actually capable of handling what ever $#@%! Will happen in this place!

Twilight Sparkle hates politics!

Time 10:30 AM.

Twilight sparkle returns from having a small meeting with the mayor and several of the local town business ponies. While she did have one friend during the meeting, and thank goodness Rarity it’s not somepony who will harp on things. Twilight really wish that Granny Smith left the business running to either Applejack or Big Mac. All this talk about taxes, and then she have to go to the other sections dealing with the other bureaucratic stuff. Her meeting starts from six to ten. Spike is coming along with several paperwork says there were still many more things Twilight had to take care of. More and more things was making her dread the idea of possibly becoming Celestia successor. She doesn't even know how Cadence does this.

Shoeshine is already taking Twilights jacket, and says “should I prepare lunch your Majesty?”

Twilight reply “Yes please, and there's no need to be so formal. You can address me as Twilight.”

Shoeshine “If you wish. Twilight, I will go prepare lunch, for your guests” Twilight is a bit of a surprise. She’s expecting her and Spike just having lunch, then Spike show up on the schedule that Twilight did have another meeting, this time being host at her castle. A representative from the police force, and the wildlife expert Fluttershy, over recent activities in the Everfree forest.

Twilight give a small little sigh and say “Oh I guess. I'll have to hold off on taking a nice long bath.” Then she look over the schedule and also the contractors that are coming in today, from Cloudsdale. Since they are the experts to design the battle chamber she want for sparring. This was going to be one of those very busy day.

Shoeshine ask a unique question “Will lady Fluttershy, be lady Fluttershy, or will she be lady Flutterbat? Twilight is slightly confuse. She knows the rumors are flying around that Fluttershy have a bit of a vampiric side, but they are just rumors she take care of that problem right?

Twilight says “Today I think, be okay for us to have apple tarts.”

11:00 AM.

Axel, dark black pegasus, with spiky red mane picking out the back of his head making it look like you had a flame of fire shooting from the back of his head. A big huge scar where a horn would be placed if he had one. Wearing the standard police Ponyville uniform. As he give up his cloud gun(a special gun that only pegasuses are capable of using) allowing to shoot one or two types of bullets. He is a bit leery giving it to the earth pony maid but, she was certainly still fetching in that gorgeous maid outfit.

Fluttershy came in, she’s really nervous about the whole working with other ponies routine but, it's not really so much about the fact that doing with social activities. This is more of the fact that this is business, technically the closest thing to Fluttershy actual business is animal daycare and grooming. With a little bit of medical business on the side, enough for her to start a feud with the local vet. However nothing too drastic.

As everypony gather around the crystal table, first off the food was distribute upon the table, a large plate of apple tarts, everypony is given a teacup with different teas. For Twilight it was black cherry, Axel received peppermint, and finally Fluttershy was to the Golden delicious (Apple) Tea.

Axel spoke up first “I propose hiring some monster hunters, to eliminate the dangerous creatures within the Everfree forest.” Twilight is expecting Fluttershy to say some stuff “No you can possibly do that their poor innocent creatures.” But it’s slightly surprising that Fluttershy was actually agreed with Axel, well little bit.

“Thank you for the delicious team, Shoeshine, and only place a bounty on Basilisk. Also make sure to have the bounty says the method of killing. Also try destroying the eyes after you kill it and not before. As for the vampiric Jackalope, their population is still in relative safe numbers” Fluttershy replys neing extremely reasonable and straightforward. This surprise Twilight a bit.

“While I'm not surprised that you would be siding with the bloodsuckers. I mean I'm wouldn't be surprised if you took a bite out of the apples once in a while, although how much time you spend with miss Pie? I thought you had eyes on her” Axel state. Shoeshine carefully back away from the table, as Fluttershy start to have vampire fangs. Her ears began to slightly change.

“Axel, I can talk to your superior officer on this. You're representing the police force act like a representative.” Twilight order using a slightly more stern voice.

Flutterbat is still calm, now doing some vampiric sucking on the apple tarts, but keeping her cool exposure. “I have never attack pony and neither have the Jackalope. Their population numbers are in the proper levels. They are poor defenseless creatures and shouldn’t be killed.”

Twilight give a smiling grin, while still slightly shock that her friend Fluttershy did transform, she is acting quite calm and respectable Also she looks like she have a lot more confidence. Maybe the vampiric transformation wasn't a bad thing after all.

Axel reluctantly shrug “Okay, but no fines if the hunters have defend themselves from them. Agreed?”

Flutterbat carefully look at Twilight, she is supposed to be the mediator and the princess give a simple nod. “Very well” with that Axel left.

Twilight stop her friend, before she could leave and ask a simple question “Fluttershy I'm surprised you're actually agreeing to the slaughtering of a, gigantic snake, with gigantic scales is this something to do with your dragon phobia?”

Before Fluttershy could answer Shoeshine reply for her “Lady Fluttershy, does not choose her phobia. She chooses the reasoning that is best for all creatures, after all the fable snake is capable of instantly killing someone just from looking at it; directly in the eyes. If you don't make eye contact with the creature, just a simple look will put you into a coma a thousand years. At least that's what the rumors are to be told, about the part coma. The death part has been counted on many occasions.”

Fluttershy give a slight nod and agree, carefully sneaking all the remaining crumpets into her pockets, and asking for a giant juice box of apple juice, Shoeshine proceed to go get.

Flutterbat “She certainly knows her stuff. We did make a good decision on hiring her” Twilight give a slight nod after Shoeshine return with the juice box that is about sixteen ounces.

Twilight’s eyes widen on the subject, and turn to Shoeshine, who promptly answer. “Yes the knights of the round table hired me.” Fluttershy eyes widen that that statement, as did Twilight.

Fluttershy and Twilight “Knights of the round table!?!” shock and confuse by the title.

“No pony refers to you by that do that?” Shoeshine says lightly putting together the puzzles of the her confusion, and then calmly answers. “Some of the servant classes, and those who study the royal trees, and the military trees. Referred to those who earn their titles by their titles.”

“What titles have we earned?” Twilight ask still confuse. She only figure she earn the title of princess and that was only a couple months ago. She had no idea that Fluttershy is part of the title of knight.

Shoeshine reply “Let's see there's the starters of the series which was the Bearers of the Elements, was held on for good long time actually. Then lady Fluttershy, Commander of chaos, or sometimes referred to as the Tamer of chaos/ Depending on which circles, actually there's a couple of different versions but those are the ones I'm actually more inclined to mention” her eyes began to narrow the thought processes, like she was searching for something. Then she once again began to speak “then there's the Tree guardians, also sometimes inclined with the warriors of the Everfree. Of course that was given after Princess Twilight Ascension, and then after the events of defeating Tirek, were given the title Rainbow Warriors. But after the information given from one of Princess Rwilight letters, on the subject of defeating an evil cult. You have been given the title's Knights of the Roundtable. Although many of the nobles believe these are unofficial titles, because there wasn't any big celebration compared to the ceremonies/coronation of Princess Twilight.”

Both of their eyes were whirling and Fluttershy fly quickly out. Twilight turn to Shoeshine still having her eye spinning at the number of titles, and probably there are more its just she is only giving out the titles that were force towards Fluttershy. “Shoeshine, why didn't you tell me this?”

Shoeshine reply “I thought you already knew? I mean, I kept on referring to Lady Rarity as Lady Rarity throughout the entire interview, And she didn't find it odd, as well as Lady Applejack. Although she did say by the time I get to the actual table room to stop referring to them as Lady and stuff all the time.” Twilight's mouth drop a wide open, she figure out the reason why she didn't get any stopping points from Rarity, although she wondered now why Rarity had not used this to her vantage to get her job going, but Applejack knows about this, and didn't say a word. Maybe she is good at keeping secrets.

1:30 PM.

The construction team were on their way, as Shoeshine is guiding them towards the room that was selected to be remodeled into a training combat section. Shoeshine quickly understood the reasoning behind this. As there isn't a proper place for training grounds in Ponyville, aside from the shooting range own by Firecracker Burst. Even though there were mostly open fields around town, it isn't exactly a great idea to have random lasers flying around, not to mention there are certain combat spells that are more inclined to be necessary cause more damage to the field than there are two the actual target.

Sassaflash a pegasus with a dirty blond mane and tail, light blue coat, and gorgeous orange eyes is in charge of the construction team. She’s giving instructions to several stallions and mares.

“Don't worry earth pony! you won't fall through it we've had these clouds specially coated. Even if your job is to clean up the messes in this joint” Sassaflash says while wearing a construction uniform of course and showing off her curves. Shoeshine is staring intently at the chest that was slightly expose. Slapping herself silly, just enough to get her back into being all prim and proper.

“No worries, though is it wise for you to be working with so many stallions with you being topless and the only thing bring up your nipples is your work vest?” Shoeshine replies.

“Not really, that's why have a sticking charm on these, sure it hurts like no pony's business to remove it but it's a lot cooler than wearing a shirt when you're dealing with hot liquids-” Then she stop during the sentence conversation with Shoeshine to turn to a stallion who was nearly about to drop a paying glass window and say “be careful with that prism glass is not cheap! At least the reinforced type! And I want those mystic cables laid properly within the castle walls! We want this place to be a little flashy but not too flashy got it!” As several other, additions were being made to the castle. There were a couple of crystal ponies trained to work in these conditions, the crystal castle did need experts with crystals after all.

“Ok?” Shoeshine reply as she took her seat, this was one of the few time she wish, that she was not the only servant hire, unless she was told otherwise servant must keep eyes of those who are inside one's home. While she is no royal guard she is capable of handling herself in a situation, to fend off intruders, keeping a close eye on the construction workers, and while there were no valuables inside, said room the crystal itself could be valuable in itself. For Princess Twilight has many fans,gor just one of her books could sell for over a thousand bits and that's in comp in the actual value of the original book, even pieces of the Golden Oaks library was register to have high values.

Four hours later.

The construction team is almost finish. Princess Twilight is now watching the scene along with lady Rainbow Dash, daughter of Sir Rainbow Dash.

“Nice work, flashy even, reminds me of the training rooms. Back in the Academy” Rainbow Dash says looking around the room, there was a little bit of puddles of rainbows, as a prism glass did collect a little bit of sunlight, from throughout the day. Rainbow was flying around, investigating the area.

“No problem, that's enough boys and girls, let's go” Sassaflash order as the construction workers finish up their work, and fly out the doors. Twilight paid Sassaflash, for the renovations.

“So, Twilight do you want break in the room?” Rainbow Dash ask as she stretches.

“No thanks I need a hot bath, my joints are so sore” Twilight answer as she stretch for a moment as Sassaflash left. The weary princess walk out the door, heads probably to one of her many bathrooms.

“Shoeshine, right?” Rainbow Dash ask as she look at the earth pony.

“Yes, lady Rainbow Dash.” Shoeshine give a kind curtsy while still wearing her maid uniform.

“I'm not a lady like Rarity, so don't refer to me like one” she says flexing her muscles.

“Then how do you prefer I address you as, from your titles?” Shoeshine ask regretting that she did not bring a pair of alternate clothing.

“How about your total awesomeness! And let's hope you can actually spar as well as you claim in those notes!” Flying like a bullet directly at Shoeshine, but the earth pony did stop her in her tracks with a good grab.

“Knight Rainbow, you are correct you are not very ladylike. But your choices of names do not speak graciously. Thus I will refer to you as Knight like you should be referred to on the battlefield. I promise I will be gentle.”

End of chapter.

Author's Note

I wrote this chapter during a back injury, also for those who are confused by the whole servant class thing, it's a term of those who are of a family line that prefer to be a family servant. For a good reference check out Batman's faithful servant Alfred penny worth. Because after Alfred retired of being James Bond(that's my personal belief is it only states that he was a member of MI6) then taking up service as Batman's Butler, fulfilling the requirements of his father who was Thomas Wayne's Butler, and so forth!

Change of uniform.

Twilight was relaxing inside the bath, reading one of her many books that she magically enchanted to repel water, to prevent her books from receiving water damage. It was extremely soothing, glancing over the mathematical equations, and understanding her newfound Pegasus side of herself. Reading up on the formulas of making different types of clouds.

RD voice. “I can't believe you're keeping up with me!” As a loud crash was heard, shaking the tub. Then came couple more series loud crashes and booms, as the racket became louder and louder and Twilight tried her darndest to ignore it. But what the side effects of living inside a crystal house is the echo a lot more effectively. She was waiting to listen for shoeshine's voice but there was no vocals only the vocals from the ignoring Pegasus, Rainbow colored mane! After three more loud bangs, and some splashing water all over the place! Princess Twilight like teleported straight into the room!

Transition change: Rainbow Dash stopped in mid punch flight, hovering with only her fist inches away from shoeshine's right hand, shoeshine was also frozen in place a few minor tears and cuts on her uniform nothing too revealing, which is a thing in itself considering how rarity sold the maid outfit. Both were slightly frozen and staring looks at the naked Princess Twilight who was slightly fuming.

Princess Twilight using the royal voice.” This this racket, is making it considerably hard for me to relax!” Still trying to be a little polite but the royal voice did blow rainbow off course into one of the many headed walls of clouds, even with clouds and the completely soundproof the room! Shoeshine was actually pretty stable though, probably something to do with Earth pony's be really strong with the earth.

Shoeshine quickly said “Your Majesty, I am so sorry! And I will go get you some clothes, and the a towel.” Quickly running often, and smacking yourself off the blushing she was getting. Finally a Mistress and a sexy one to boot!

Rainbow made a slight remark after getting out of the clouds “Just breaking in your maid, but I see you want to break her in a different way. Rarity was right you do like the outfit!” With a slight snicker walking over and she was about to get her jacket, when her shirt disappeared along with her bra! In a Glowing purple energy! As Rainbow's double D were showing! Rainbow always wore sports bra that was capable of hiding her's cup size, making her look more flat-chested that most mares but reality she was one of the heftier couples.

RD “TwiLigHt!” She replied with a yell, and quickly dashed off to get a change of clothes creating a small rainbow colored afterimage! Flying right past shoeshine so fast that well there was a couple of afterimages around it!

Shoeshine “Whoa, I must be more dizzy now realizing that rush because, I could've sworn lady Dash was now several cup size larger.” As she quickly returned to see Twilight gorgeous frame.

The Princess of friendship was quite beautiful, she grabbed the tower with her magic, using it to dry off every inch of her glorious body, nice almost C cup bosom. Wrapping around those delicious hips, giving a slight polish around that cutie Mark. Shoeshine was fighting the urge to drool, she promptly gave the standard T-shirt and jeans that Twilight often wore.

Twilight “Thank you, Shoeshine.” Giving a slight smile and look carefully at shoeshine, really bothered the pay attention but now she realized the outfit was right revealing, even with some minor tears and cuts to show off the differences between its previous damage state and nonparent state! Shoeshine deafly had a small cup size almost rivaling her own, decent and wide childbirth the hips, not a smooth slide like pinky pie's(or fluttershy) but she was at least considerably size. Enough for her to actually say this “you are free to change into whatever close you deem suitable, you don't need to wear this fetching outfit if you don't want to?” With a bit of a mixed emotions.

Shoeshine gave a slight nod “Of course Twilight.” went off to change. Leaving the Princess inside the combat chamber she just had finished being built, and still in relatively good condition. The exception of a few cloud imprints which are slowly recovering, there was zero damage. Leaving the Princess quite curious and walked off towards the other room she had renovated at time.

Study room:

Twilight turns on the viewscreen, the great thing about prism glasses you can make it do a lot of variety of things with light, like having it double as recording cameras as well as beautiful glass windows. This allowed for many unique methods of security, most museums use this method in order to create excellent security systems, for example how can you cover up the security camera, if the camera is actually the painting itself? Princess begins to watch the battle, giving her a chance to look at shoeshine at every angle! In the pit of her stomach she starts to realize she might be a little bits sad to see that uniform go.

Showing signs that shoeshine was not just keeping up with rainbow speed, but reality just moving to the locations where rainbow would normally move, basically predicting the speedy pony's actions. Knowing when to dodge and how to dodge instead of trying to figure out what was coming up at that very moment she was figuring out what was coming up next, understanding speed and instinct! Shoeshine rarely moved from her spot, allowing rainbows attacks to come faster and faster and dodging them with equal precision or using the gravity and weight behind rainbows actions against her. Flipping rainbow on several occasions, or just simply tossing her to the ground! Doing minimum injury or damage possibilities.

After Twilight finished watching the video, she wiped some blood off for nose not sure why her nose started bleeding. Then she realized and subconsciously start cursing rarity for her taste in sexy outfits. Considering Rarity is completely straight, amazing how she can make some outfit that just push the buttons of bisexuals and lesbians with out any problems!

After leaving the room, Twilight spotted shoeshine standing right next to the door wearing a more seductive outfit, one that helped make her perky gems look even more perky! “Twilight, this is one of the few outfits that I have access to this moment. If you feel this is suitable?” Wearing a slight smile.

“If you need to you may borrow either mine or Spike's clothing. Although I don't think Spike's kilt will cover a good portion of your rear.” Replied the Princess with a snicker.

Shoeshine replied with a smile “Thank you, my Princess. If you request of me? I will gladly spend time in your chambers.” Waiting for twilights reply and watching twilights face she could already figure out what was going on.

“No, thank you. Shoeshine but I have no need for that type of relaxation just yet. I do know of my master's former escapades.” With a bit of a smile as she remembered her Princess Celestai nights with her servants once a while.

Sometime around midnight.

Twilight sparkle is sleepily reading in the library of the castle in her birthday suit, figuring that Shoeshine must be asleep, and Spike has seen her in her birthday suit enough times to make it very much not even a issue. Until she heard a voice whispered into her ear “Princess Twilight Sparkle, even with your new Pegasus body, you can still catch a cold in the freezing drafty winds of this castle! Also reading by firelight will strain your eyes.” As twilight turned to see shoeshine standing in front of her wearing a T-shirt of spikes and also very long socks, and pantyhose! It can't help but think that her maid was still's trying to seduce her, either that or else socks just really make her look sexy, but the stern look on her face might've changed the tone of that possibility.

Twilight “But I'm just enjoying a good book!” Right after she said that the Earth pony demonstrated the amazing strength that she had by picking her up, and gracefully placing her in her arms and taking her straight towards her room! “Put me down this instant!” The stubborn Princess shouted as she was still being carried straight towards her room, but Shoeshine simply ignore the order and proceeded to continue her path, twilight struggle lapping her wings all over the place. But thankfully Shoeshine was a lot more skilled with her knowledge of Earth pony strength versus the Princess, although during the scramble she had to take grip that certain areas she would normally find more pleasurable of grabbing those areas! It took us full 30 minutes to drag and since twilight back to her room, and placed her into bed.

Shoeshine replied with a torn outfit revealing her left bosom “You did far better than lady Dash, I will take one of your shirts as replacements.” Walking over to twilight's closet and grabbing a shirt, and carefully had back towards her own room after locking the door.

Author's Note

still recovering from back injury, and packing! At the writing of this story. Now you can see why this story is rated T for teen! I do expect to see someone draw the fan art of shoeshine.

Sparring battles: Trixie versus Twilight!?!

Sparring battles: Trixie versus Twilight!?!

Earlier in the morning, Twilight gets up and get dress. She knows that her door is still lock from last night but then she hear the door click at that moment that she’s about to teleport.

Shoeshine came in “Rise and shine, Princess!” bringing in some breakfast in bed. Delicious oat bran muffins, and a glass of orange juice. Twilight grab the meal and start munching it down, as Spike’s having his meal probably at the table. “Today you're going to be breaking in that room properly. According to the, young Master, you are scheduled to have a battle with one Trixie Lulamoon.”

In between the bites Twilight reply. “You are free to refer to Spike as Spike, or assistant number one depending on the mood” at least that's what she could understand between the garble bites of dialogue.

“Your Majesty please do not speak with your mouthful. It’s hard to understand you. Not to mention it's also extremely bad manners.” Shoeshine reply with grace and understanding.

Twilight stop eating but she still continue her usual talking style “I told you to refer to me as Twilight, and is it really that bad matters? Celestia does all the time.” Shoeshine have to admit she isn't in the higher up nuances of Canterlot servants she really only serve into towns that present not counting the one she serving in right now. That said she still believes this is seriously only something that the princess would cheat with.

“Doesn’t matter, your appointment is still the same. Now do you have battle attire or are you going to fight in your normal clothes?” as this was technically her second day of work here. She have to get at least some of the fields.

Twilight reply “Note to self, invest in battle armor. Although considering that I have most my fights are spring of the moments, maybe I should wait until I figure out how to have spring of the moment battle armor” starting to ignore her servant that she just got yesterday. She walk out the door.

“I guess that’s answer, no. It's a good thing she wears a lot of purple” she says as she follows after Twilight.

Entrance of the guest.

The doorbell rings and Shoeshine quickly answer it. She open the door only to be bombard in smoke bombs. A dark black wispy, but oddly like breathing in clean air, and also smelling like daffodils?

“The great and fabulous Trixie, graceful and tremor in her magnificence! Here to grace the audience, with my fabulous skills of combat spells! To tutor the once proud apprentice of Celestia! But now a poor Princess who can't hit the broadside of a barn! Shall learn to aim at the target of untold thousands! She will also learn how to dodge! Trixie magnificent blows or feel the stinging pain of defeated!” Shoeshine pull off one of her many socks and shoved it into Trixie's mouth, which only slowed down the blabbering and bolstering, turning it into gobbles of groups that could not be understand.

After a good twenty minutes: Shoeshine bring Trixie to the sparring chamber. Trixie is just wearing her usual fancy magical robes, that looks like a one piece bathing suit decorated with the symbols of the stars and the faces of the moon and then wearing a gorgeous fantastic cape.

“Princess Twilight your, ten o'clock appointment is here! And she's an amazing blowhard.” Twilight walking up in her usual attire, a T-shirt with her cutie Mark on it and long baggy pants, looking over Trixie and assuming that this is how Trixie normally dresses for battles. Trixie did look like she was a bit angry about being called blowhard. The two mares walk into the chamber's, ready for combat. Shoeshine take a seat to watch.

“There's no need for you to sit here and watch, no matter what outcome comes of this fight. I will be reviewing this fight, on the monitors later” Twilight says.

“I believe it’s wise for me to watch, especially considering the information that ,Lady Rarity suggest “As this was a good method to at least figure out what she might have to deal with in the future, hopefully this castle will not be destroy like the Golden Oaks library, by a gigantic raising Titanic monster, that shoots laser beams of death.”

The two mares shrug, and get back into their combat stances. Trixie coating her hands and gorgeous ice. While Princess Twilight's horn was started to glow.

The Battle.

Twilight began to use her wings to fly and gain an upper-hoof in the battle, little did she know. Trixie's cape is enchant with a levitation charm, allowing her to fly up into the air as well. Leaving Twilight to ask a simple question should be for charging up a blast “Trixie how can you be flying? I don't think you are that skilled to cast they levitation charm.”

“Your comment wounds Trixie, do think that Trixie is not skilled enough to cast a levitation charm. Although this levitation charm is not cast on by Trixie. This was cast on by one of her many ancestors. I believe you know the ancestor, he was one of the greatest of them all. But that's for story of another time, there are many charms on the cape if you can define” Trixie says giving a devilish grin as she launch three fireballs and seriously different colors, red, green, and blue. Twilight barely manage to dodge all three of them. Trixie been using the fireballs of the distraction going in for a quick slash, using the ice on her hands to act as small little daggers.

Twilight barely manage to avoid getting scratched horribly, but there were a few tears and her outfit, but not a drop of blood. Although Twilight did counterattack with a good charge blast, point-blank right at Trixie's face, sending her flying into one of the many cloud banks. After Trixie disappear into the clouds, she wait just a little bit to see when Trixie would fly out. Wondering what is Trixie taking so long to fly back from that energy blast. Sure her arcane shot was pretty strong but not that strong, she believe her spells are set to non-lethal.

“Behind you!” Shoeshine call causing Twilight to turn just enough to see a completely yellow streak of pony sharps icicles forming around her arms, and barely manage to miss being stab. Barely allowing Twilights just enough time to grab the neck of the lightning streak is it reform into Trixie. Twilight’s surprise from Trixie’s capability to transfigure herself so close into pure energy, allowing herself to UN-transfigure herself with the same ease, possibly adding a timing out spell to prevent her from having a problem. That is incredibly complicated and she never could think Trixie can handle.

During Twilight shock, confusion Trixie take advantage of it and blast her point-blank with an pyroblast. The singeing fire sent Twilight reeling backwards and also scorched her hair.

Trixie hovering allowing her boastful side to take over the currents of the battle. “Trixie sees you master the great tricks that Trixie has mastered, the skill polymorph is often the only use to transform someone into other animals, for only a short period of time. But Trixie has master the skill of transforming those into energy and other forms! The teleportation spell can be extremely useful, but it requires three factors which polymorphic does not always require. Thus the great and powerful Trixie has learn how to even to master this. And the great and powerful Trixie's Ices is constructed that not even the pure energy of the lightning could melt it! For I am the...” Twilight use this time to punch Trixie's back them in the jaw. That right hook was an amazingly powerful, as Trixie flew straight towards the ceiling which was the only thing not covered in clouds, which may Twilight a little scared she wasn't planning on killing Trixie. However before Trixie could hit the ceiling she disappear in a puff of smoke, black storm cloud smoke. With a hint of daffodils in the air. As the smoke reappeared around Twilight.

Twilight figure out what Trixie meant by teleportation. Trixie didn't have enough energy to teleport solid matter but she did have enough energy to teleport UN-solid matter. Like liquids and gases, a simple poly-morph to turn herself into a cloud, and proof she teleports without any problems. No need to be careful of not accidentally having to worry about being teleported to objects, or leaving parts of your body on the sidelines. She began to reform while grabbing Twilight, with a sharp kick that is deliver by Twilight, right into well Twilight figure out that was into the area of the ovaries. That kick is also strong enough that since Trixie was in the mid-transformation, it knock her out of her right out of her clothing. Causing her to fall straight down to the ground because her cape was instantly solidified.

As Twilight flies down to check on Trixie, who is clutching her crotch because all my Celestia that still hurts even if you don't have testicles. Trixie replying even higher pitch voice than usual “By Luna's Moon that was a low blow! I know we were going for non-lethal but I thought that counted for even our descendants!” dropping off her referring herself into the third person motives. It was great for building up the crowd and making sure every pony knows her name, but she really doesn't actually referred herself in the third person, as often as everypony think she does.

Twilight looking at Trixie with a bit of a blush, she never really notice how gorgeous the blue mare can get at times, with those DD with a nice healthy tiny waist, a little bit of chunk but nothing that would classify as fats, and those hips quite tasty. [Measurements:55DD-30-40]

Trixie still in her really high-pitched voice because she is kick in the ovaries, all she is technically compartmental so that meant that at the time she had no muscles or organs blocking the impact. “Don't just stand there help me up and cast the healing charm or Are you too entrance by the gorgeousness of Trixie?” Twilight use her magic to fix Trixie.

“No, I'm not entrance by your gorgeous beautiful body. And not your big fat melons.” Which left Trixie subconsciously thinking when is Twilight going to say 'Baka' as Trixie's eyes turn to look at Shoeshine as well, who pretty much fill in that quota well sort of.

“Glupyy bol'shoy yedinorog grudi seksual'nosti!” Shoeshine says which surprise Trixie very few ponies are so multilingual.

Trixie’s voice finally came back to being slightly normal “The great and powerful Trixie, thanks you for noticing her beautiful orbs! And Trixie is pleased to be known as sexy, by the beautiful house maid of Twilight Sparkle. Which proves that even the foolish of a fool Princess Twilight Sparkle has good taste in servants” This reply made Shoeshine less aggressively angry at Trixie, and if her Princess wishes it be fine with a threesome.

“Get dressed we're having lunch and you're invited! Also you're going to tell me more about your cape” Twilight order with a tone that was slightly threatening but slightly suggestive. Of course Trixie would never turn down a chance at free food.

“The great and powerful Trixie accept your offer!” With a smile as she walk over to where her clothing had fallen and quickly start put them up.

Dining room.

Once the three arrive at the dining room, there was already several meals set up. Which promptly startle Shoeshine she is suppose to cook and, who did the cooking?

Spike coming in with a apron on “So how did the battle go?” Bringing in all the muffins.

“I am so sorry! Young Master, I neglected my duties in fixing the meal!” Shoeshine says extremely sadden and worry, quickly moving Spike back to his position and that he was supposed to be in in her mind, at the table and taking over moving the plate of muffins.

“No worries mild servant. I young master Spike, is all too happy to once a while do the cooking. You should not be worried of any options. Besides you can cover for me when, I go help out Rarity later on today” Spike reassure with a bit of a snicker.

“Shoeshine, I told you you don't have to referred to Spike as master. He is referred to as his name or number one assistant depending on the situation” Twilight says trying to alter the situation.

“Yes Mistres-, I mean Twilight” instantly moving them all into their seats and relatively quick format.

“Ok, to answer your questions scaly. It went pretty well until Princess Sparkly, started fighting dirty. And not in the good style either.”

Twilight smile at the nickname. At least that's what everybody can gather from that comment. “Wait pumpkin and peanut butter muffins and it is that carrot cake sandwich bread!?! With PB&J's! I am so going to ask you this Sparkler. how did you get such a great assistant?”

Twilight replies “I hatched him that's how” with a proud smart and hoping that Trixie will still diverge all the secrets of her cape.

“So that's why the servants replying to him as master. Quick question how old are you young Spike?” Trixie ask with a sneaky grin.

Spike replies “Eleven, almost twelve” which left Trixie doing a quick couple of math equations, that were relatively easily done.

“So that means, Sparkler is an unwed teenage mother at the age of ten? If I didn't know better I would say you should've gotten been
known as the Princess of love. But I'm pretty sure Sparkle is still a virgin” and right after that Twilight was kind of fuming but she didn't react as well as everyone else was expecting! Trixie is already protecting herself with a shield spell just for the occasion.

Spike actually being able to study ahead of schedule for most people. He actually know the term and was in no hurry to actually get into that basement trials, with Rarity despite what everybody else was thinking. Shoeshine is already out to get a first aid kit, not sure how much would be left of Trixie in order to medically treat but she could at least make the effort.

“True! I haven't lost it in the sense of when the mare sleeps with the stallion, nor have I experiment just yet to that degree when it comes to mares. But Princess Cadence didn't her title from being a bit of a floozy. She earned that title from understanding the complications that is love” Twilight reply.

“I know that, after all you weren't the only one who was babysit by Princess Cadence. Sparkler” Trixie says with a sneaky smile and then she prepare to be thrown in a nice little below. “And I know you're so curious about my cape so I should tell you, it’s a gift from my ancestor Star Swirled The Bearded!”

Transition outside:

Throughout the tiny Town of Ponyville, Princess Twilight Sparkle's voice could be heard with a resounding “WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!”

End of chapter.

Author's Note

No worries next chapter you'll finally get some answers! Also the transition to outside is only for dramatic effect! So yes everything else will still be inside the castle!

Also words that were in other languages! [Glupyy bol'shoy yedinorog grudi seksual'nosti That's all in Russian! By Google translate!] & Baka =Idiot in Japan! But it's also sometimes used as they are changeable subject when you go with stupid.

School Days [Warning sexual tension]

Several minutes after the shock, Twilight respond “You’re related to Star Swirled!” slightly dumbfounded and shock. Twilight tries to examine the cape.

“Yep, and the cape is the only proof I have. Thank goodness for some of his charms cannot be replicated anymore. For example his weirdest charms, that are attached to the cape. The cookie charm, which allows me to create cookies out of anything but I still haven't found a useful way of using that charm but it does make really good cookies out of sticks, also rock cookies aren't that bad. Yeah there were a few things I made sure to never sell, even when I was kind of bankrupt by you” Trixie then demonstrate the charm that she is talking about. Taking one of the many disposable forks and turn it into a cookie. A cookie itself is still shiny chrome metal, but it was shape like a cookie.

Twilight is amaze very few ponies and knew about the cookies charm that is report to be cast on one of Star Swirled Bearded's actual equipment? “Then why on Equestria did you drop out of Celestia school for gifted unicorns?” Confuse and also now wondering what in the heck did Trixie do. According to the rumors, Trixie either dropped out or was expelled, and there were very few reasons to actually get expelled.

“A famous ancestor can get you only so far. Especially when several ponies still forget about him. Just look at the history books, most only mentioned his mastery and creation of the spell amniomorphic, which is a specially focused spell to transform a bowl into other things. It’s really often I help that a lot of other ponies believe that he was just a famous crazy pony, who was famous for just a good type of crazy instead of being a mad scientists” although Trixie didn't give out the information that she also doesn't try to rely on his fame. There's a reason why she boasts about herself! And yet never mentions that she's descended from Star Swirled.

Twilight is blushing, but is still curious on several fronts. While watching Trixie actually eat the fork that she turn into a cookie, judging from Trixie space she didn't like the idea. “So is that the reason why you're so good that polymorphic spells?” Twilight says hoping to slightly change the subject, and also to see if she could sneak out the additional information. After all she does remember at least one or two times encountering Trixie that could list as an expelled offense. However all those times other ponies were expel, like Rod Lane. She did come in towards the end of the fight so, Trixie could've been just the witness of the time that Rod Lane attack Prince Blueblood, and is caught in that particular scuffle. There was also the day that Twilight mastered healing magic, granted healing magic can only cover up scars and bruises that most points.

Trixie look a little hurt but understandable as she replies “No I like most ponies, I actually studied for the entrance exam. Although prepping for each exam was kind of tricky, pun not intended. There are a variety of different entry exams', and I was the only one prepared for at least a couple of them. There was the polymorphic exam which was basically how fast some stuff, and given a list of objects you should polymorph and what you can polymorph them into. Then there was the levitation exam which is when I actually thought, which was basically how many objects can you levitate one time” showing off two fingers just eight inch apart from themselves with a reply “I was this close, to having the all-time record on that too! BUT beat out by a Lyra Heartstrings.”

Twilight look slightly confuse “There were other exam options!?! I thought everybody had the hatch a egg?” completely bewilder, also the fact that Trixie study for the exam was also call but, Trixie actually figure out that there were multiple exams before hand. She only studied everything in the books to figure out what to prepare for the exam.

Trixie given the little slights smile and says.” Only fool Of folly fool with everything there was only one type of exam, it makes it way too easy for ponies that are cheaters to cheat. Although now knowing that you had one of the hardest exams, especially considering you didn't even study for the options. Really makes me wonder how you got to be such a great spellcaster” going for some sharp jabs, but at the same time reinforcing the idea that Twilight might just got lucky.

Luckily for Twilight, Shoeshine came to her defense “I don't know about that. I didn't study and I did pretty well on my entrance exam.”

Spike who was still munching on his food piped up and replied “ To Belivatel Karakura School? Is procedure enough to actually have a entrance exam?” being so young and naïve that he doesn't understand why that school is so important.

Although it probably helps the fact that his young mother also doesn't understand the name of that school's importance. Only Trixie does, as the magic pony mouth is left wide open.

Twilight still puzzle, but going to average solution. She uses her magic to levitate a book of the list of different types of schools, and then realize, what so important about school. “Military servant school, a type of school that specifically trained servants that will serve in the military, or servants that will double a security or bodyguards. For example chariot drivers, caregivers and others types. She's a battle maid. No wonder she could handle Rainbow Dash” Twilight says looking relatively slightly shock and amaze as she reads the book.

Trixie give a slight grin after the shock wore off on her, “Now I know why she wanted to watch. Although it slightly disappointing I thought she was watching glorious bodies, I mean sure Sparkler, not that much to look at but still she's got at least enough to qualify as a decent light show.”

Twilight didn't know that should be taken as a compliment or an insult.

Time jump after all the talking about spells. (Basically nerd magic talk)

Trixie just finished explaining, the event it is of taking apart a spell and looking at all that's all the effects that it has, when she look at her watch “darn, I missed my train would have to wait until tomorrow morning. Sparkler can I borrow your guest room?” Before Twilight to answer, with a slight jab, Shoeshine answered politely for Her.

“I have already prepared a room for you as well is a bath, and I have ordered young master Spike, for when he returns from Rarity’s to bring a pair of clothes. For all of us.” She says as she gave Trixie a spare copy of Twilight’s pajamas, which the purple pony apparently wears rarely.

Trixie looking at the pajamas and says “I like violet as much is the next pony at times but, Sparkler, you need some more variety” She reluctantly switch to wearing the pajamas, Twilight have to blink, and stare at Trixie trying to figure out the trick, but they give off a different signal.

“Like what you see Princess?” Trixie and Shoeshine says with one in a slightly mocking tone and the other one is more of a jealous tone.

Twilight give a slight look “A little bit but I'm curious on how you quick change?” Trying to deflect the obvious answer, a revealing some secrets.

Trixie’s adjusting her bosom making her breast look even more gorgeous than usual replying.” OH just some things I perfect, between theater class and sleeping in the girls dorms. Although some of us lucky unicorns actually got to sleep at home, or spend lucky nights with a another Princess. But then again you never got the option to experiment?” with a bit of a tease and then Shoeshine chimed in.

“Well if the, Princess wants to she can experiment tonight. Since I did take the Princess courses, I am well-versed in many positions” leaving both mares looking at her, which forced a small reply of “What?”

Twilight made a slight side, and began heading towards the room with the videos, to review her battle with Trixie. Maybe save that clip loop of her kicking Trixie in the ovaries.

“Care to show me to my room?” Trixie replies as Shoeshine give a slight nod and begins taking her towards the room.

After a short walk, they arrive at the room, one of the guest chambers that is pretty straightforwardly blends. Just two book shelves of books, standard bed (a twin size to be exact) one dresser, small table, light stand, three torch stands and a couple blankets and pillows. The only difference between any hotel that Trixie has stay in years, is really the pillows. They are stuffed animals, one is the creepy looking bear to remind her of a certain game.

Trixie turn to Shoeshine and ask “I feel I need to change something in this room, okay?” Shoeshine give a slight nod, but stay in viewing witness as Trixie blasting a few spells at the bed. First of all the stuffed animals are transform into ponies, most of them are of Princess Luna. Others were pony she didn't recognize, almost like miniature body pillows or small stuffed animal dolls characters? But definitely larger than beanie babies.

Shoeshine ask an unusual question to Trixie, “Tell me, which Princess do you worship?” This would be a very testing question, very few act calmly to this question there not worshiping Celestia, but Trixie seem to be slightly different.

“Princess Luna, although one time you could say I was a Nightmare Moon worshiper instead. One of the few things that didn't get me punished though in school, contrary what Ms. Sparkle believes Celestia is not always in charge of her school” She answers with a bit of a sad expression on her face.

Shoeshine nod and then proceed to walk away but did announce, “Dinner will be shortly, I expect you to arrive” a little bit before she could hear Trixie's reply.

The kitchen.

Shoeshine walk into the kitchen, and begins fixing on what she believe would be a great choice for dinner, and the sneaky dinner at that. First off she start making dessert, a nice and have equally delicious rum cake. There is no worries about getting the young dragon drunk as their breath is mostly base on being fuel by ferment fluids, alcohol is very similar to their basic functions of brewing their own fire breath.

It take relatively no time at all for her to start mixing up the rum cake, during that time using somewhat of a amazing speed for an earth pony! She begins making a small salad, for everyone. Cutting zucchini, carrots, etc. gathering a variety of different dressings to place on top of the salad. As well as she prepares three blocks of different types of cheeses. Then she proceed to quickly sit at the table with each one of the parts of the meal. Just in time for Spike to return.

However Spike brings an guest, lady Rarity.

At the door.

Shoeshine is first response to the fact that lady Rarity is going to join them for dinner. “ I guess I shall make extra place for dinner then just one more?” taking the hangers, that are floating up thanks to Rarity's magic. There are a total of four outfits, one is much more subtle are close for Shoeshine, two are beautiful outfits for one Trixie Lulamoon, the last one is replacement outfit for Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Rarity replies “A lady, never refuses a handsome gentleman offer to dinner, and Spiky Wike is very handsome” Shoeshine is slightly confuse. This is never state in the Knight code? It feels more like a feminine code, and Shoeshine guess we all have our judgment most of what handsome, then again Shoeshine cannot speak for lady Rarity's personal.

Shoeshine gives out a sly smile and replies “Then since young master Spike, made the offer young master Spike shall make your salad” Spike’s already gone the moment that she finish the sentence. Shoeshine then proceed to explain a good location for lady Rarity to continue. “Princess Twilight Sparkle, is currently located in the video room, re-watching the battle that she had with... how should I address Trixie? She hasn’t been listed as a special Knight of the table, Court magician, what is Trixie's title?”

Rarity replies in her usual tone “Honestly, darling I think Twilight would prefer you just referred Trixie as Trixie. But you continue keep referring to me as lady Rarity” she then continues heading off towards probably what would be the video room.

Shoeshine proceed to drop off several of clothings. Her first off is the course to Princess Twilight's room. The room is quite beautiful, reminding her of her demonstration rooms back in school, as well is a little bit of her own room. The room that she show Trixie. The same stuffed animals, that Trixie proceed to transform. A stuffed bear with one half white and the other half black. The right eye look like a normal black button, and the left eye a jag lightning bolt that’s red. The smile with one side being at just the normal average bear smile, the other side showing sharp jagged teeth. Shoeshine begins to recall that these were all different attributes from the different Knights. Lady Fluttershy place stuffed animals into every bedroom not knowing which one would be Princess Twilight's personal is bed well all for one room which is master Spikes that one was properly labeled. This stuffed bear must be extremely popular.

After placing in the new shirt to replace the lost one well as a new pair of pants to replace those that were lost. Shoeshine secretly place on the closest change to the new outfit. It’s a bit simple, less flirtatious as her maid uniform, but still had the same Rarity style and flare. A dark blue button up shirt with side pockets, each one concealing a miniature pouch of holding, at least capable of holding up to twenty-four different items but not stopping for the size or amount of the items in question. It was a distinct rule of bags of holding, the bags of holding were capable of storing infinite number of a single item, depending on the size even. However the maximum number of different items you could store was what determined the size of the bag. Then came a small belt with multiple pouches, each containing at least enough room to store ten different items again with the same bag of holding. And finally a gorgeous skirt emblazoned with her cutie mark the two cloven horse shoes. In the exact same golden color, the skirt itself, is deep blue.

Shoeshine smile as she look into the princess's mirror “It's not super flattering but it does look great” wrapping around her bosom and wishing she knew a couple of spells that actually could be cast by earth ponies. Earth pony magic is very limited though, it is only allow to adjust one's body, with in the three parameters. Strength, durability, and stamina, these can be branch out two objects hold by a pony but not too far. One of the main reasons why the farm ponies are earth ponies is because they could boost the stamina of Equestria, allowing the soil to recover faster from years of fertilizing crops. Taking a good note of the feel of the fabric, it seemed to be more earthly based? Did Lady Rarity take into account those abilities, probably.

Shoeshine pick up the other clothes and proceed to walk towards Trixie, by now master Spike finish setting up the table. Which meant it would be perfect for dinner to start now, as such the moon was pretty close to being high sky, at least reaching to be eight o'clock.

Shoeshine knock on the door. Trixie carefully open the door, look at Shoeshine and then her magic grab the remaining clothing, and quickly switch out for the close that she os wearing. “It is dinner time” the two walk towards the dining room.

When they arrive at the dining room Twilight is investigating Trixie's cape a little bit, with the aid of Rarity. Trixie quickly ran over and grab the cape, “It's a very important family heirloom. Extremely important!” she says with a look of murderous intent, as she quickly examine the cape to see that there are damages.

“I was just curious why if this is Star Swirled's cape? What happened to the bells?” Twilight say still slightly doubting the option that Trixie could be descend from Star Swirled, in her tone but also the tone tell that she already knows the answer why.

“I do find it quite strange, although I would like to know some of those enchantments, some of my favorite outfits and designs are destroyed! By the Vile demons that faster closets, devouring my beautiful designs!” Rarity says in a tone that made Shoeshine worry about these vile demons that faster closets.

“Note to self purchase some holy water, and scrubbed the closets clean” Shoeshine thinks.

Trixie look at the two and then promptly explain one of the things “Well I can see why the fashion designer, would like to know the fantastic enchantments. It's a combination of multiple charms, an anti-degrading charm is on the fabric. Sadly over the years it does require some minor maintenance. A multitude of other enhancements to help improve the fabric lasting timeframe, most of those enhancements allow me to actually do the polymorphic techniques on my body without damaging my cloths.”

“Master of transformations, one of the possible titles like to contribute to the Magician” Shoeshine thinks.

Spike changes the subject, “Well, that's all well and good but I'm kind of curious why you have that we got in to see your cape when you were at the school?”

Trixie replies with a slightly weary tone. “Well aside from Star Swirled not being well respected by some sages. They are part of the reasons why I left the school before graduation. Even if the bits did play a card into. It isn't the only card that made the deciding hand” Trixie then makes a bit of a unique tone setup. Probably one too many times playing in Las Pegasus.

Throughout the meal.

Being able to pick up on minor information from the multitudes of conversations, a servant is only suppose to keep the secrets of their masters and their guests. Some of the secrets are only allowed to be loosen though after dessert. A secret that she is expel, in place of someone else.

“More and more of this Prince change my tune, to think he would be that vile. Not even my sweet sisters bully, is that cruel!” Rarity says in a scandalous stick tone, although from the expression on her face.

“It looks like a sign of guilt, but What sign of guilt could be guilty lady Rarity?” Shoeshine wonder.

“I knew prejudiced, was still strong of the upper class but! Really, and he called to that every day! And he could get away with all this stuff, I know he's related to the Princess but, how?” Twilight says in confusion. She does not understand the complex needs of the Royal family is those who have train so the royal family. The Royal family has been force to marry beyond normal restrictions. There are only two accounts of Princess Celestia, being allowed to marry for love over mutual full benefits are kingdoms. Although that one marriage of love actually was still beneficial for the kingdom.

However there is a bit of a surprise from Trixie's reaction, “He had power, and he still does. I know were not exactly on the best of friends terms. But I wouldn't be surprise if both of you would try to get back at him for me. But I humbly ask you not too. While I did take my chances on getting revenge on you Sparkler. It was a much wiser did decision, to take you on in a battle where I knew your betters personalities, not use the power of the Princess. You have the strength to be kind and forgiving, I sadly don't. But neither does he! And I would be much more afraid of those I tried to gain friends be lost of me before I had the chance.”

“She is surprisingly more mature, then I gave her credit as well is my Princess. If she is crowned as a Knight, she is certainly worth it” Shoeshine thinks.

Throughout the rest of the meal they were talking about minor enchantments spells, one spell incantation that was very important to listen to after young master Spike went to bed.

“I'm surprised you’re proud enough to actually admit that you did that!” Rarity says looking at Trixie's chest on that statement.

“Well it's the school years. The object is to experiment, and I found that prairie myself with other body modification spells before trying something a bit more drastic! Like polymorphic your entire body would be to start off with something simple. Granted it did allow me to discover that I'm not a fan of the stallions. Although I don't mind a sausage or two. long as they are attached to the dirty pillows” Trixie says with a bit of a blush, and a series of gasps between between lady Rarity and Princess Twilight.

Author's Note

Anyone who knows me I'm not a fan of Blueblood X Trixie, and there's a multitude of reasonings behind, and basically it comes right down to characters. First off comes the character of Trixie, while her and Rarity do have some similarities. Part of me believes Trixie is more realistic(realistic in the sense of like, already understanding the reality of certain things instead of believing the fantasy that would be the more positive look output) than Rarity. Namely Rarity is blinded by what high society has been presented as. And slowly throughout the series she has been's learning what high society actually has been. As such if you asked season three Rarity, the exact same question without her encountering Prince Blueblood, but having all the same experiences of the other episodes. She wouldn't not consider going out with him. At least that's what I personally believe. As for Prince blueblood well just watched at the gala! If there is any sign of showing that the Prince had no interest in Rarity based on her status and this was hanging around her to torture her in his own cruel sense then you aren't paying attention to the reasons why Rarity flat out crushed a solid crystal shoe with her bare hooves! And considering that's pretty much a death sentence for some horses, yeah I there's got to be some issues on that one!

Pinky pie's Corpse party! (Not what you think)

Upon hearing the screen, Shoeshine run off towards Trixie's room judging from the range and the location of the screen, it’s Princess Twilight. It sounds of another glorious battle is happening.

“Trixie what the heck are you doing in my room! And why are you naked! Why am I naked! What the heck is that sticking out of your! Wait a minute I kicked you when you were naked you didn't have that before!” Shoeshine hears, in between each break of the sentence there were loud explosions, cutting out certain words. As well is Trixie's replies as you could barely hear Trixie in between the explosions.

Shoeshine open the door to see both of the glorious naked bodies, and for some on reason Trixie has a dick, a nice big one as well. Trixie is also generating a massive ice shield, her entire left arm is composed of clouds, several parts of the room already trash. Scorch marks, this be a nightmare to clean up. The only things that aren’t damage is the gorgeous Star Swirled Bearded's magic cape and one of the secretly reveal party canon's, although its hiding place was destroy the dresser. However last time Shoeshine check that dresser didn't the cannon in it?

“Calm down, Sparkler! Remember this is the room you gave me, I guess when you were drunk, you came crawling into my room” Trixie says however after Twilight still throws the fireball, leaving Shoeshine no choice. She reluctantly have to defuse the situation. Before the other two could knows what happen, Shoeshine blocks the fireball scorching her dress while knotting over Twilight.

Trixie wraps herself with her cape, which manage to conceal everything must be some bizarre pocket magic going on with the cape. “I am so glad that Gramps' cape has a lot of magical protections. Now if you excuse me I better be off before my train disappears without me. I may come back later. When Sparkler is not in the mood to kill the great and powerful Trixie!”

Several days later after cleaning up the mess and the defusing the princess.

“I am going to add more security, to the castle and a couple of replacement windows in the house” Twilight announces.

Shoeshine is smiling and jokingly and replies. “So that when I can record and watch the next time you experiment in your trunk, princess.” Twilight blush while Spike didn't understand the details, but he did a little bit of the detailing from one of the larger branches of the grapevine. A very violent and white grape.

Just then Twilight’s ceiling begins to rumble. A pink blob start coming out of it, the first half is a pudgy pink pony wearing a sexy string bikini, lady Pinky Pie? She pull out, from her string bikini, a small series of envelopes which is given to the three of them. “This is an invitation to a special party that Fluttershy and I created, with a little help from Rarity, it’s a Corpse party! So make yourself look as dead as you can be! Without actually being dead, I'll explain the rules later, at the party but look at the note and decipher the riddle! Fluttershy also wrote the riddle. It will be extremely challenging in their own right! Not that funny. Have fun! Oh and be sure not to make your death look to obvious, but nothing too difficult either! Have fun!” she says and suddenly she’s gone.

Princess Twilight proceed to take away the bow however Shoeshine has other plans. “That's my job, princess. I'll take care that” she says grabbing the bowl away from Twilight. She heads off to the kitchen, while trying to figure out how did Pinkie Pie.

Thirty minutes later in the kitchen.

“It's official I'm giving up, and I’ll just have to accept that lady Pinkie Pie did that” Shoeshine says to no one in particular as she starts to sit down and open up the letter. Taking a small seat, she looks at the letter, reading the riddle out loud, “The world is a battlefield, and so is love, but which one hurts most, and how does it feel? What are you?” Understanding the riddle is slightly difficult for Shoeshine.

After taking care of some minor housework, Shoeshine proceed to talk with Spike before going out on a shopping spree, namely the shopping spree of supplies.

Shoeshine holding a small list began to ask questions, “Okay. Spike what do you need for your costume?”

“Well... first off a couple packs of fake blood, three of retractable fake knives and Twilight needs a pair of sunglasses, for her costume. Also I need a fake bra” Spike answers with a bit of a reluctant side, obviously Spike’s riddle is something that involve a certain gender. After Shoeshine writes down the items, she proceed to walk out the door.

At the marketplace.

“First here then barnyard bargains, because it's a lot easier to keep a secret here than it is at barnyard bargains” Shoeshine mutters to herself. First off picking up the things that she knows right off the bat. There is a handmade clothing store set up and she also need to get a couple of apples. She can also speak with lady Applejack.

She’s walks to the stand with a series of pictures that are slightly suggestive. “Good morning, Minty” coming out of the stand series of socks is Minty, a gorgeous green earth pony pink mane and tail. Her cutie mark is three swirled mint candies. Even though her cutie mark is minty candies it's not actually a sign that she's an expert at making food, or any type of candy for that matter. Her cutie mark kind of reasonable minty sweet personality, refreshing the air around her and she often has the best choices of clothing, especially socks as well as underwear.

“The usual, or are you in a risky movement? I have the a set of keysocks?” Minty says showing up a collection of socks with a series of keys and locks.

“ Minty keep this on the down low, I need a fake support bra, built for a young male dragon. Do you have one?” knowing Minty, she's covered a lot of variety of socks, as well as a variety of other things.

“Well considering that there's only one Spike, I can guess what's going on” Minty whisper and gives out a collection of things. Three pairs of socks each roll up in a large ball and one looking like it was much larger like there were three items rolled up into the ball, all shaped like mint-balls.

Shoeshine smile, “Thanks and the price?” she open up her purse, and pull out two wallets, one that says mistress while the other one says personal.

After hearing the price she pull out the proper money each container, ten bits she spent for herself, and twenty bits for Spike’s costume which is from the mistresses bag. Then after collecting the items and putting them in her carry bag, she proceed off to Applejack’s apple stand.

Applejack smile, “Howdy, hope Twilight hasn't been driving you crazy with her work?” she says while waving. Shoeshine notice she’s wearing gloves, she could possibly be setting up her costume in advance.

“No she's been quite enjoyable, although there was the incident with Trixie a couple days back. I did have a bit of trouble cleaning up the room. So what's your costume going to be for the party?”

“Whelp, I'm trying to get start on my costume, and the Crusaders overheard the riddle and decide to take over. I hope next week when Rarity takes her little sis, things will become less terrifying. I really wish my riddle didn't have something to do with fire. Why did Pinkie Pie give me the one with the fuel for the little pyrotechnics.”

All of a sudden a loud explosion could be heard, Applejack quickly grab a fire extinguisher and begin to run off, leaving the stand completely unguarded. “Don't worry lady Applejack out take over a little bit, namely by closing up for you.”

Barnyard bargains.

Shoeshine pushing her cart, over to the nightmare night section, usually this area is pretty much extremely cheap items, at least until nightmare month. Then everything goes up to at least three prices larger but also objects get restock. Within the lane there is Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, both of them picking up fake blood as well. Within lady Fluttershy cart is a large wooden stake. It is hard to see what is in lady- I mean Knight Rainbow Dash shopping cart.

“I see you're also going to the party, have all the knights been invited?” Shoeshine ask trying to double checking if lady Rarity is going, since she did help with planning as did Fluttershy.

Rainbow chuckle and replies “Yeah were all going to the party, the parties really for Flutters here, I'm not exactly sure why Pinkie Pie's throwing her a party. You're not pregnant with a letter are you? I know none of your animal friends are currently carrying?” Rainbow Dash gives an accusatory look at Fluttershy.

Fluttershy blush and speak, “No, I'm still not breeding right now. At least what I can tell from. I haven't done any pregnancy test this week, but last week was the month so” Fluttershy becomes even more fluster and even turning into her bat side. Seeing that lady Fluttershy vampire side is more inclined to be base on certain stress levels, possibly having to do with blood elevation.

Shoeshine smile with a quick saving grace, “I'm guessing even best friends have secrets to keep. Lady Fluttershy sleeps in a nude as well a perceived?” the bat pony began to go even more bright red, and looking even more vampire than usual as her eyes begin to change.

Rainbow Dash chuckle, as her reply is obviously knowing exactly when she discover that detail.

“I see so what's your costume, Knight Rainbow Dash?” Shoeshine ask.

Then Rainbow's face turn bright red, “Po---n--y spear con—c—u—s--s-io-n.” it’s tricky to figure out but it was something that obviously come to clear statement that those spear would be in compromising positions as well! To be noted there was some long cardboard tubes and plastic tubes with in Rainbow Dash’s shopping cart.

Shoeshine gives her a bit of a smile, and start collecting the fake blood.

Over at Carousel Boutique.

Shoeshine enters the boutique and find that Rarity is performing some finishing touches on her dress, well sort of. She is reluctant as she is holding several swords, shrugging at the aspect of what she would do next.

Holding the samurai blade with her right hand she replies out loud probably thinking. “I hate to do this to you my beautiful dress but, it is kind of tricky to actually make the cut marks and slash marks with seamless, without a proper diagram. Also the fabric beautiful” she knows what the costume is necessary for but it is a struggle to do. It’s a gorgeous dark black with a bit of violet schoolgirl uniform. Shoeshine look carefully at the pile close that are set up for them, obviously Rarity is prepare for each one of the outfits. Luckily Shoeshine figure out the riddle before coming here but, Rarity pretty much spoil the answer.

Shoeshine look over at lady Rarity and ask, ”If you cannot feel your bearing the load, then maybe I should take care of this honor. Especially considering I don't know all the details of the game?”

“Thank you, Shoeshine, For volunteering to the side wall is the diagram of the slashes, I managed to coat the sword with a magic spell similar to what I use on my special painting shears. So that way, whenever it cuts will turned bright red, it will simulate the effect of fake blood without actually having fake bloodstains. Last used that blood composed of sugar. A crime against fashion as they could not be laundered out!” Rarity says pointing at the wall and carefully hand the blade.

Shoeshine proceed to do the sword swinging actions, slashing the garment, and at least two or three impairments. Thanks to the design of the outfit, and all the cut marks it became a bit more revealing and seductive. With a devious smile, Rarity then pull out a unique type of threat. It was now easy to see what makes lady Rarity such a dangerous threat on the battlefield, not only aiming for the vital parts which pretty much guarantees victory, but if she can overcome her need for style, over function. She would probably be the most lethal designer ever. Shoeshine proceed to ask her a little bit about the thread, almost like the perceive to be transparent, yet not really.

“Well it's a simple matter of studying the cloaking spell, basically a spell that makes it look like you're projecting stuff behind you instead of what's underneath, and with a few slight adjustments I can make it look like a projecting censored versions of the coat fur. After all a good lady does not put out on the first night. With elegance and refinement you need to show, that true gentleman needs to work very very hard to spend time. At least two to three years” her statement there just boggles Shoeshine mind, maybe the rumors are true, she moves to a snail's pace with relationships unless the stallion is rich.

“I know what you're thinking, it's not the rumor I will change my time at times, I just believe not to repeat mistakes of the past. Sure there, mistakes but still. The term lady Rarity is a happy accident just doesn't seem to roll the tongue. But if you ever spill that to any of the other ponies out there I will dismember you without damaging your beautiful garments that I have made” Rarity warn with a serious look like she could probably pull that off.

Time jump to the party.

Shoeshine arrives with Twilight Sparkle wearing a pair of shades with her head the visible, and Spike wearing a sailor's just like the girls and wearing the biggest pair of fake breasts ever, with two of the fake knife stabbed into them pointing out them even more. Shoeshine's outfit is a single fake knife sticking out from the chest. She isn't wearing a bra just position it opened better, for her bras often gave her cleavage, instead of leaving that open space. They are standing in front of a cloud house that is place on the ground, it’s fairly although setup is three stories tall, with the sign that stating 'Golden Oaks finishing Academy for girls' the group are slightly confuse as they walk inside.

Everyone begin to see each other's costumes, Rainbow look like she would kebab and the locations, feeling her double D breasts because if she didn't do that the javelins would make things look even more awkward, especially considering it’ll be a pain in the butt to actually get them stable on the small versions is that she pretends to have. The only thing she like about having gigantic orbs attach to her chest, is when comes to these costumes, and other times namely the competitions, also she’s wearing a revealing sailor scout uniform.

Naturally Rarity’s uniform looks like she’s in a deadly battle where she horribly lost, although the fabric did leave some censoring if you are up to the areas, with stitching revealing certain organs it was quite interesting! Pinkie Pie outfit is very minimal she only have tiny little red dots paint all over her body, and even small red dots drops on key locations of her uniform.

Of course lady Fluttershy's outfit is accidentally sexually active, and extremely suggestive. A gigantic wooden stake placed in the middle of her cleavage, the blood splatter looking very suggestively like it would be if that steak was slightly differently wood. Which later have a good question on why she was batting out, it’s for the option of the costume or is it out of sheer embarrassment?

Applejack's uniform is, given minor black phrase and burn marks in several locations. Her uniform actually reveal her belly, giving her plaque scorch marks in several key locations as well is right red, her hands look like they were cover in blisters and she herself look like she is bury in scorch marks and scars. It’s extremely hard to tell if any of them were either real or fake, for some of them actually look like she’s in pain just moving around. Then came, Pinkie Pie congratulating on Applejack from going so far on her costume.

After the initial introductions all the girls stand in front of a gigantic spinning wheel as Pinkie begin to explain the rules of the game or per say party. “Welcome to the corpse party! Oh and don't use the cutaway clip” the moment she says that a secondary line everybody was slightly confuse as she continued to explain “Now here are the rules, on this spinning wheel is going to be determining who's the victim in the first case! Then I will give the victim the envelope, detailing the room and their murderer. Now I did have them pretty randomly drawn and set up.” And then she pull out a small hat with a series of envelopes. “Everyone else's job is to figure out who did it! In order to win the game is by figuring out who's the murderer, if you're the victim you’re the judge. As you're the only one who actually knows who kill you. For not even the murderer knows who did it! As this is a game of life-size clue! Minus the murder weapon card and the room card being involved, because those you already know happened!” As the gang gave a nice applause.

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Author's Note

By the way I would like you all to be polite in the comments. If you have something to say be polite. And while yes this series did have an editor this person which is to be anonymous.

Also this is to perfectly imply that flutter shy has something for horror movies!