Summertime Madness

by Kodeake

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Romance, Sunset Shimmer, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6
Length: 6979

Summer camp; a place of new and fun activities and experiences, all while in the splendor of the great outdoors. A place Twilight Sparkle, a simple, indoorsy high school student has no interest in. So why, then, is she chosen to be a camp counselor?

Twilight Sparkle was no stranger to being called down to the Principal's office, and most times she was even excited to spend some time with Principal Celestia. This time, however, she was not so lucky. Before she knew it she'd been whisked off the Camp Everfree for four weeks as a counselor. With no interest in the so-called great outdoors, four other counselors who insist on being her friends, and one who wants a little something more, she may just be in for the summer of a lifetime.

A collaboration between myself and ModMCdl, who also did the cover art. We both hope you enjoy our little foray into humanized AU.

Note; this is EQG humanized, so they keep their... unusual skin colours. Don't be alarmed by pink and blue people.

Published 2015-08-22 02:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-03 20:35:53 UTC

1. A Humble Request

Summertime Madness
Chapter 1
A Humble Request

Twilight blinked. once. Then twice. Surely she’d simply misheard. As politely as she could, the girl cleared her throat and leaned a little closer. “Pardon me, Principal Celestia, but could you repeat that please? You want me to… what, exactly?”

The air in the small, cramped office was hot and smoggy, a direct result of the rapidly rising summer temperatures. A quick glance out the window revealed many other students hanging around outside, idling away their last lunch hour of the last day of school.

Celestia, a pale skinned woman with a gentle cascade of long pink hair, dressed smartly in a simple brown business suit and a skirt that ended just below her knees, sat behind a small wooden desk, over-flowing with various papers and other stationary. She gave her most promising student a warm smile. “I’d like you to spend a few weeks this summer at Camp Everfree, Twilight.”

Nodding slowly, Twilight leaned back. “Th-that’s what I thought you said…” she trailed off uneasily, a little shell shocked about what she was being asked. A few of her previous teachers had recommended she go to summer camp, but it had always seemed an absurd notion. Even now it seemed far fetched, despite coming from the one woman Twilight admired and respected almost as much as her own mother.

“As a counselor, of course,” Celestia added, opening one of her desk drawers and rummaging around for a second before extracting a sheet of paper with a small noise of success.

Now Twilight knew she had to be joking. Her, a camp counselor? Perhaps if she’d died, and this was her own personal, eternal punishment in Tartarus. Punishment for getting a B minus on her second cumulative math exam, perhaps.

“I know this is a bit different from what I usually ask you do to,” Celestia said, sliding the piece of paper across her desk and flipping it around for Twilight to read. “But I really do think you’ll enjoy it, Twilight. You’ve always had a talent for leading, and this will be no different, simply in an environment outside the classroom.”

Twilight tried to keep herself from frowning at the paper. It was a flyer for Everfree Summer Camp, advertised as a ‘fun, engaging learning experience’. “Are you sure about this?” She asked, failing to hide her skepticism. “I mean… me, a camp counsellor?”

“Just give it a try? It’s only four weeks, and we could always use more counselors. Not only would this be an excellent learning experience, but it’ll give you a great opportunity to make some friends as well,” Celestia said encouragingly, only managing to make Twilight's frown slightly deeper.

Sighing, the girl reluctantly took the paper off the desk, her eyes only very briefly scanning across it. “I don’t see why that’s so important,” she muttered under her breath, wincing as she realized she’d said it outloud. She looked up hesitantly to see the mildly disappointed look her principal was giving her.

“It is important, Twilight.”

Twilight rolled her eyes internally. She was doing just fine without friends, as far as she was concerned. Her grades had been nothing short of stellar, and she was settling down nicely after her family had moved to Canterlot. Trying to make friends only brought more problems; activities that took up valuable study time, awkward situations, arguments. She shuddered; who wanted that? Especially after moving to a new city?

Celestia leaned forward across her desk, giving her student an almost pleading look. “Just one chance, Twilight. That’s all I’m asking for here.”

She didn’t want to do it. Every neuron in her head told her not to even entertain the idea. And yet, part of her wanted to, at the very least to appease her principal, the very woman who had helped her settle in ever since she came to this city. In that moment, Celestia was not her principal, but rather, a caring mentor, and the closest thing Twilight had to a friend.

With a slightly defeated sigh, Twilight’s shoulders sagged. “Alright, I’ll do it.”

Celestia smiled brightly, standing from her chair. “Thank you. And who knows; you may even find that you enjoy it.”

“I wouldn’t hold my breath,” Twilight mumbled as she stood as well, folding the camp flyer and tucking it safely in her pocket. Right on cue the bell rang and the sound of a crowd filtering through the hall outside filled the office. Celestia walked the pair to the door, picking up and offering the young girl her bag.

“Have a good day, Twilight. I’ll call your parents tonight and make arrangements with them.”

Twilight nodded absentmindedly, returning to her classes with her head hung and eyes focused on her purple sneakers. Until she walked straight into someone else. “Oof!”

“Hey, watch where you’re going, egghead.”

With a start Twilight looked up to see an unfamiliar girl with rainbow coloured hair standing above her, dressed in a simple sports jersey and shorts. “Egghead?” She echoed curiously.

The girl, taller than Twilight by at least five inches, just shrugged. “Yeah, egghead. Everyone around here knows you're the principal’s favourite.”

Twilight sighed and shook her head. “Whatever, sorry about walking into you,” she grumbeld before hurrying off down the hall, quickly merging into the slowly moving flow of other students.

A rickety, rundown school bus shook and shuddered as it traveled, sounding about ready to fall apart at a moment’s notice. Trees lined the dirt path that only barely passed the minimum requirements to be considered a road, blocking out the view of the city that was only a few miles away. Inside the long yellow tube of a vehicle only two people sat among the rows of empty seats, one with an ever-present frown as she looked at the passing scenery and the other with a barely contained grin.

Twilight gave another long, tired, bored sigh as she caught sight of a skyscraper for barely a moment through the rapidly thickening grove of trees. She jerked back as a particularly hard bump knocked her head straight into the glass of the window. “Ow…” she muttered, rubbing her forehead tenderly. Her eyes narrowed when she heard the snickering.

“Oh, hardy har, laugh it up,” the girl growled, turning and glaring at her sister-in-law. "Why, exactly, did you feel the need to take a bus? There’s only two of us here!”

Cadence was a tall, pink-ish skinned woman in a simple, light pink t-shirt and matching shorts, each patterned with faint rose petals. Her hair was two-tone pink and white, held up in a simple bun behind her head. “It’s all part of the genuine camp experience, Twilight,” she said with a small laugh. “Usually you’d be riding up with the rest of the counselors but we had to make an exception due to your... extra-curricular activities.”

The sarcasm was not lost on Twilight as she shot the woman another venomous glare. “Hey, reorganizing the community library is important! I couldn’t up and leave for four weeks and just leave it in that state. You know it’s always a mess at the end of the year.”

Holding her hands up defensively, Cadence nodded quickly. “I know I know, I’m just saying, it would have been nice to get your orientation done a few days earlier, rather than the day before all the campers show up.”

Twilight rolled her eyes, holding back an exaggerated sigh and instead decided to turn the conversation off of herself. “How did you, a marriage counselor of all people, become the director of such an… unruly place, any way? It hardly seems like something a ‘proper lady’ would do,” she said, doing her best imitation of a stuck-up Canterlot accent she’d heard from the popular girls around her school. An accent Cadence herself often slipped into.

Fighting of a small bout of giggles, Cadence gave Twilight a sly smirk. “You’d be surprised at how unruly love can be, Twilight. With any luck you’ll experience that first hand one day.”

Lacking an adequate response, Twilight simply rolled her eyes and peered out the front window just in time to catch a small clearing approaching. On either side of the road a large wooden pillar, carved to look almost Greek, stood supporting a sign. In fading and chipped paint were the words “Camp Everfree”.

Just past the sign the road widened into a sort of makeshift parking lot, and the bus shuddered to a slow stop. “We’re here!” Cadence announced with a childlike giddiness, practically flying out of her seat and racing to the door, sharing a few words with the bus driver before the doors parted with a rusty squeak. “Come on! I want to introduce you to everyone before lunch!”

With a heavy sigh and a final glance back down the road they’d traveled, Twilight threw her backpack over her shoulder, grabbed a small suitcase in her hand, and made her way off the bus. The doors slammed shut behind her and with a puff of black smoke and a thunderous groan the beast turned and retreated into the woods, adding a sense of finality to Twilight’s situation.

The dirt road ended at the top of a small hill in the center of the clearing. Carved into the other side was a moderately sized amphitheater. The stones were cracked and worn from age, discoloured from years of sitting out in the sun. On the stage a series of picnic tables had been set up around a large fire pit.

“This place has seen better days,” Twilight noted unenthusiastically as she noticed an old, rundown building sitting on the very edge of the treeline.

Cadence sighed. “That it has, Twilight…” she looked across the crumbling stone and rotted wood tables with a small frown, before spotting a small group of people approaching the stage and grinning. “Come on; the girls can’t wait to meet you.”

Grabbing Twilight by the wrist Cadence excitedly lead Twilight down the cobblestone steps and past the many rows of benches. Twilight managed to slip from her sister-in-law’s grasp as they hit the end of the stairs and stopped even as Cadence rushed forward to meet the group of girls. She was met with warm welcomes and the odd hug, as she chattered happily.

Twilight looked across the five other girls, noting the same rainbow-haired girl from her school with a frown. The rest were unfamiliar to her; either coming from different schools or people she simply hadn’t seen in her own. They all wore simple beige t-shirts with the words “Camp Everfree” proudly written in large letters textured to look like wood and simple, light-coloured shorts.

“And this,” Cadenced announced proudly, taking a step back from the group and motioning towards Twilight, “is Twilight Sparkle, my sister-in-law and the new head of Harmony cabin.”

With all eyes suddenly focused on her Twilight blushed and bowed her head. “Hi…” she offered simply. From the corner of her eye she noted the rainbow-haired girl snicker quietly.

Two girls, one with skin as pale as Celestia’s with elegantly styled purple hair and the other with a light pink complexion not unlike Cadence’s and what could only be described as cotton candy atop her head, ran up and greeted her with large smiles.

“Why hello, darling!” The white one gushed in a thick Canterlot accent. Twilight couldn’t keep her nose from curling, though she was quickly whisked away as the other girl grabbed her by the shoulders and swung her around in circles, babbling excitedly.

“Oh my gosh! You’re Twilight! Cadence told us so much about you and now you’re finally here and I can get to know you and I’m so excited to be able to make a new friend!”

Twilight world stopped spinning with a merciful lurch as Pinkie was practically peeled away from her. “Umm… yes, quite. I’m Rarity Belle, and my… over-excited friend here is Pinkie Pie,” the girl said, holding Pinkie back by the shoulder and offering a small smile.

“H-hi…” Twilight offered again, head still spinning slightly as she tried to focus in on any one of the three blurry Rarity's in front of her.

“Say, do you go to Canterlot High School? I feel like I’ve seen you before…” Rarity trailed off, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Nodding slowly, Twilight managed to set her vision straight again. “Um… yeah, I’m usually in the library, so you might have seen me there…”

Rarity snapped her fingers, eyes lighting up with recognition. “I have! You’re the nerdy one who always sits alone in the corner and-” the girl slapped a hoof over her mouth, cheeks tinging red. “Oh, I said that out loud... I am so very sorry dear, it’s just… well, never mind that. Though forgive me for saying it, but you don’t exactly strike me as the outdoorsy type.”

“Yep!” Twilight said, choosing to ignore Rarity’s rather honest comment and instead focus on the question. “That’s me! I just love…. the… outdoors and… nature… stuff… ah-heh…” she trailed off as she noted the raised eyebrows of the girls looking at her and sighed. “No, not really.”

It hardly even seemed to phase Rarity, though, as she sidled up next to her and wrapped an arm around her shoulders. “Well, whatever the reason, let me be the first to officially welcome you to our little corner of the woods. If I’m being honest, I’m not exactly enthralled with the outdoors myself, but, well, it is rather beautiful out here. I fell in love when my sister dragged me out here one year, and they do have proper showers, at the very least."

Before Twilight could offer a response she was swept away yet again by a pink blur, though her spinning was mercifully short this time. “We’re super-duper happy-riffic that you’re here this summer, Twilight! It’s gonna be a aweso-mazing month!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing in place as though the floor were too hot to stand on.

“Cadence tells this uber funny stories from when she used to babysit you! Like one time she told us how you spilled the chocolate pudding? She said it got down your pants and all over your-”

“That is quite enough, Pinkie,” Rarity huffed, slapping a hand across the girl’s mouth before the story could be finished, though if the muffled mumblings were any indication, Pinkie kept trying. “We certainly did enjoy that particular story, but if I recall Cadence told is slightly different… and with much more tact and a little theatrics as well… in fact, if I remember correctly, she even used props once.”

Twilight’s cheeks flushed a deep crimson as she tried to hide her eyes behind her bangs, while Cadence just smiled sympathetically between her own chuckles. She motioned with a hand and the other three girls came closer, each giggling under their breath.

Rolling her eyes, Rarity removed her hand from Pinkie’s mouth as the trio approached. “-underwear!” Pinkie shouted, as though nothing had happened at all before giggling happily and moving in to form a semicircle with the other girls around Twilight.

“You know… that’s not what I expected her to say,” Rarity admitted with a raised eyebrow.

Twilight nodded in agreement. “She seems… odd. A bit like a loose cannon, of sorts.”

“Oh, all the time, darling,” Rarity confirmed. “But we love her all the same.”

Cadence stifled the last of her giggle fit as she stepped into the group, pointing to Pinkie as she bounced around happily. “Pinkie’s the head of Rocky Cabin-”

“Oh! Oh! I picked the name myself! It remind me of home… well, and ice cream. You know, like rocky-road?” She licked her lips hungrily.

Smiling softly, Cadence continued, ignoring the interruption that, Twilight assumed, happened fairly regularly. “She’s also out events planner, and she helps in the kitchens when she can. If you have any questions about our summer events, talk to her.

“Rarity’s the head of Sapphire Cabin, as well as the one who designed our shirts. She’s our newest counselor besides yourself.”

“Do come to me if you have any questions about the camp, darling; I’m more than happy to help,” Rarity offered.

Cadence turned and pointed at a small, yellow-skinned girl with a long pink hair that obscured half her face from view. “This is Fluttershy, leader of Angel Cabin and our resident nature expert. Direct any and all questions about the local flora and fauna to her.”

“Umm… hi…” Fluttershy offered quietly, retreating further into her hair.

Twilight smiled kindly and waved gently. Fluttershy returned her smile, though she shuffled to the side so she was partially hidden behind a girl with range skin and blond hair tied into a ponytail. A stetson rested atop her head, adding yet more height to her already tall body.

“That’s Applejack, head of Apple Cabin - and before you ask, yes; she named it herself.”

“Howdy,” Applejack offered, tipping her hat. “I’m the head chef around here as well, just give me a holler if y’all need some grub.”

Finally, Cadence turned to the only familiar girl in the group. “And this is Rainbow Dash, former head of Harmony Cabin and our athletics director. She’s in charge of planning everything from canoe races to soccer games.”

Twilight raised an eyebrow. “Former head?”

“Yep! Aunty Celestia said you’d be good in a leadership role, so we decided to make you a cabin head. Of course, since it’s your first time here we can’t exactly just let you off on your own, so we reached a sort of compromise. Rainbow’s normally the head of Harmony Cabin, but this year she’s offered her position to you,” Cadence explained. “She’ll still be there, of course; think of her like an assistant of sorts, showing you the ropes and all that. If you ever need any help, she’ll be your first stop.”

Rainbow smiled. “‘Sup, Egghead? Looks like we’re gonna be roomies.”

Twilight sighed, no small of irritation carried with her breath. “Please stop calling me that.”

“Hmm…” Rainbow frowned, rubbing her chin thoughtfully, before shrugging. “Sure, but I’m gonna need another nickname for ya; ‘Twilight’ is just way too long.”

Surprised by the girl’s response, Twilight smiled at her small victory. “Well, I’ve always wanted an assistant.”

Cadence chuckled. “You mean like that poor boy you tutour? What’s his name… Spike, I believe?”

Twilight blushed. “I don’t use him like a slave!” she shouted defensively, her blush growing deeper as she noticed the eyes watching her. “I… I mean… um…”

“Oh, there is definitely a story there,” Rainbow laughed. “Spill it; he’s your ex-boyfriend, isn’t he?”

“W-what!?” Twilight sputtered incredulously. “N-no! Of course not. He just finished seventh grade! I just help him with math and science… and he occasionally helps me around the library… and maybe my home...” She added the last part in a lower tone.

Cadence snickered. “If by ‘occasionally’ you mean every chance you get to bring him with you.”

“He likes helping me.” Twilight said shortly, crossing her arms. “That’s all.”

Rainbow snapped her fingers suddenly. “Sparky!”

“Sparky?” Twilight echoed, lifting an eyebrow. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It’s your new nickname!” Rainbow announced proudly, as though it were the best idea she’d ever had. Which was entirely likely, Twilight supposed. “You know, like Sparkle, just… shorter, not to mention a heck of a lot more awesome.”

Twilight frowned. “Um… no. Just… just no.”

It was at that moment that an unexpected guest appeared at the top of the amphitheater stairs with fiery red and yellow hair with light gold skin. She wore the same shirt and shorts as everybody else, but it was mostly hidden behind a leather jacket that ended just above her waist. She skipped down them two at a time, her already tattered bag bouncing of each step roughly. She approached the group, a sour look on her face. Twilight just stared at her former high-school rival in shock.

“Alright,” She announced, tossing her bag on the ground unceremoniously. “I’m here.”

Cadence couldn’t hide her sigh, but she did manage to keep her own voice level, if not upbeat as it had been. “This is three years in a row, Sunset.”

Sunset Shimmer rolled her eyes. “Well I wouldn’t be here every year if Celestia could take a joke,” she said, her voice dripping in contempt for the Principle.

“You set off a firework in the hallway, Sunset,” Rainbow deadpanned with a sneer. “That’s hardly a joke. I’m the local prankster, and even I don’t go that far.”

“Girls, please,” Cadence said, stepping between the two before it could grow into the shouting match she knew was coming. “We have a new counsellor this year, and this is not the impression we want to make. However, there is going to be a change.

“Sunset, this year you’re going to be staying in a cabin. Harmony Cabin, to be specific.”

Sunset snorted. “Oh great, you’re sticking me with little miss sporty over here.”

Rainbow’s jaw clenched slightly, but before she could say anything cadence shook her head. “Actually, the new cabin head is our new counsellor, my very own sister-in-law, Tw-”

“Twilight Sparkle,” Sunset growled, just now taking notice of the new girl in the group. Twilight returned the glare with an equally venomous one.

This was going to be the worst summer ever.

KBBSNO-IVGH-WMOPV-HKI-LYZO-HUMAXKVS

Hint #1 Vigenere
Hint #2 Don't wear it out

They're gonna get tougher after this.

Author's Note

Kodeake;

Well well well, it certainly has been a while, hasn't it? I've been busy, but that hasn't stopped me from doing my fair share of writing. With a partner, this time! I got this idea many months ago, and only now have we both had the time to sit down and work at it. This will be a side project for the both of us, so don't expect updates to come out too regularly. The only reason this got done was because we both needed a bit of a break from our usual writings. Human is a new area for me, so I with any luck I won't fail too miserably. Also Sunset is a completely new character so... well, I'll be leaving her up to Mod most of the time.

I hope you enjoy, and as always we do so love comments.

ModMCdl;

Hello there! Surprised? YOU SHOULD BE!!! It’s me! ModMCdl! Wow! I’m writing this fic!

...wait a min… OH SHOOT! I GOTTA GO UPDATE THE SUN SETS AT TWILIGHT!!!

Btw… the whole “Sunset Shimmer” thing… it was me :twilightsheepish:

2. Sleeping Arrangements

Summertime Madness
Chapter 2
Sleeping Arrangements

Twilight Sparkle walked sluggishly down the tree-lined path deeper into the woods. An energetic Rainbow Dash practically skipped along ahead of her, having no problems navigating the rocky trail. Meanwhile, an annoyed (and slightly annoying) Sunset Shimmer trailed along behind, kicking angrily at any pebble that dared cross her. Or trip her, as the bigger ones seemed to do.

She sighed, crossing her arms and trying to ignore the sweat already forming on her brow, the trees providing only a little shade. As if the fact that she’d have to spend her summer at a camp outdoors wasn’t enough, she’d also have to spend it with this rainbow-girl and Sunset Shimmer, of all people. It didn’t help that her cabin - “Harmony Cabin”, she thought with a huff - was apparently in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere.

“Come on, slowpokes!” Rainbow called from somewhere ahead, having disappeared around a bend in the path. “You gotta keep up! We’ll never make it at the rate you two are going!”

Begrudgingly, Twilight forced herself to walk a little faster. Though she wasn’t exactly excited to reach the cabin, she also didn’t want to be left behind in unfamiliar territory. Especially in a forest of all places. There had been so much to get done over the summer, too; projects to be done, books to read, experiments to conduct. Now? Now she’d be lucky to get any reading time to herself, if Rainbow Dash’s… enthusiastic description of camp life during the first ten minutes of their hike was anything to go by.

One word, one favour for Celestia and an entire four weeks had been lost to this place.

“I know how you feel,” Sunset Shimmer muttered, her sudden comment making Twilight jump and look over to the girl who’d stepped up next to her. “This isn’t exactly the ideal place to spend a month.”

Twilight raised a questioning eyebrow at the girl. “Then why do you keep coming back?”

Sunset rolled her eyes. “It’s not like I have a choice. I’m only here because of the massive stick Celestia has lodged up her ass.”

“Don’t say that!” Twilight gasped, offended on her principal’s behalf. “Celestia is the kindest, most caring-”

“I’m gonna go ahead and stop you there,” Sunset said haughtily, holding up her hand. “I already know you’re her favourite lapdog, so we can skip the righteous indignation or whatever it was you were going for.”

Twilight’s mouth hung open, staring wildly at the sheer contempt that radiated from the fiery haired girl. While it was true that Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle were two names usually said in the same breath, it was only because they were both well known to be the smartest girls in Canterlot High. Though Sunset’s delinquent attitude had resulted in more than one failing grade, her test scores had always come back right at the top alongside Twilight’s own. Usually second place - a fact that Twilight often prided herself on. The two spoke to each other about as seldom as possible, but despite this the school as a whole seemed to decide they were bitter rivals, battling for intellectual supremacy. Twilight had always thought the notion silly; she was aware of Sunset, of course, but she cared more about her own scores than how she compared to others. Sunset, on the other hand, seemed to buy into it, if the aggressive aura she gave off every time their eyes met in the hall was any indication.

“I suppose there are some perks to being in the middle of nowhere with next to no supervision,” Sunset said almost absentmindedly, drawing the other girl out of her reverie. She smirked, her voice dropping conspiratorially. “Especially at night.” With that vague comment left open for interpretation, the girl straightened her back and picked up her pace, leaving a confused Twilight behind her.

Twilight honestly wasn’t sure how to interpret anything she’d just heard. It had… almost sounded like a sort of invitation. To what, she didn’t think she wanted to know. She found the thought disconcerting, to say the least, but she didn’t have much time to dwell on it as a small cabin emerged from the dense foliage ahead. Rainbow Dash pushed through into the clearing ahead with an extra burst of speed Twilight was once again forced to keep up with, and she could already feel a slight burning in her lakes from the rough trail they’d traveled.

She was going to die, and physical exertion at this POW-camp was going to be the cause.

Giving a final lunge, Twilight emerged from the forest and took a proper look at the cabin. Which, admittedly, wasn’t much of a sight; just a wooden building. In the middle of the woods. It had a decently sized porch attached to the front, and what looked like a fire pit surrounded by long, skinny benches in front of that. A smaller hut stood about thirty feet away, with stalls and an open shower area.

“Nope. Not a chance. Fuck no,” Sunset yelled, motioning to the stalls that, even from Twilight’s distance, she could see had no doors. “You think I’m using these?”

Rainbow Dash just rolled her eyes from the deck. “Suck it up, Sunny,” she said, grinning as Sunset glowered at the nickname. “Welcome to Harmony Cabin. We don’t all get to stay at the rec center when we’re naughty.” Twilight could’ve sworn she saw the back of Dash’s heald smouldering from Sunset glare as the rainbow haired girl turned away.

Then, much to her surprise, Sunset wheeled around on Twilight. “Can you believe this?” Her gaze was cooler than the one Rainbow had been met with, but it was no less pissed. “I mean, no stall doors! The shower’s aren’t even separated!” She stormed off towards the cabin, mumbling to herself about perverts and lawsuits.

Twilight had to admit the complete lack of privacy was a little… well, a lot awkward, but she’d been half expecting it. Spike often told her stories from his time at the Dragon Scout camp, with shockingly similar scenarios. Despite her hesitance, she trudged up to the cabin after Sunset, opening the door to find a dusty room with rows of bunk beds lining both walls. The air smelled stale and musty, and some small part of her was comforted by the familiarity of it; the public library had a very similar odour. Well, with the addition of the head librarian’s overly-scented perfume.

There was an open door against the back wall, through which she could see Rainbow Dash unpacking. Sunset had set her own bag down on the bed right next to the door - which also just-so-happened to be the bunk closest to the only air conditioning unit in the cabin - and was grumbling away about every little annoyance she could find to complain about. Twilight didn’t really care to hear what. She paced her way through the isles, idling wondering which bed she should claim as her own. She was tempted to bunk near Sunset, if only because of the blessed relief promised by the AC. Then again, it would mean bunking near Sunset, and… she shuddered. That was not something she really wanted to deal with.

Torn between possible proximity to the delinquent and the promise of a more comfortable temperature, Twilight eventually decided on the bunk across from Sunset. At the very least she wouldn’t be sharing, and hopefully the air conditioner was strong enough to lend her some form of comfort. Just as she set her bag down, however, Rainbow poked her head out the door.

“Yo, Twister; you’re in here,” she said, slipping back around the corner.

Twilight raised a single eyebrow. She shared a glance with Sunset, and noted the surprisingly jealous look she received. Despite herself, Twilight smirked at the girl as she picked up her bag and entered the back room, the aggravated sigh music to her ears, as much as she hated to admit it. She’d never considered herself particularly vindictive, but… well, she couldn’t deny the satisfaction of seeing the high-and-mighty Sunset brought down a peg.

“Welcome to the counselor room!” Rainbow chirped, throwing her arms out wide and grinning.

Twilight took one look around the room, nodded, and turned around. “Nope,” she said, throwing her bag back on her previously-selected bed. The so-called ‘counselor room’ was significantly less glamorous than she’d first hoped. So much less glamorous that it contained only one (admittedly double-sized) bed, currently covered in Rainbow Dash’s stuff. If there was one thing Twilight Sparkle refused to do, it was share a bed with that idiot. Especially if said idiot was going to continue to come up with progressively worse nicknames.

“Jeez, Twister,” Rainbow muttered as she stepped into the main room. “You’re at summer camp; you can lighten up a little. You can either sleep in the counselor room, with me: a mature adult-” both Twilight and Sunset raised their brows skeptically “-or you can sleep in this room with Sunset, a bunch of teenagers that really don’t want to be here - at least for the first few days - and an air conditioner that barely works.

“Twister?” Sunset asked, seemingly ignoring the rest of the conversation.

Twilight pinched the bridge of her nose. “Not my choice,” she said, giving a pointed look to Rainbow Dash, who merely shrugged. She sighed, weighing her options. One one side, a private room away from the noise of the camp kids and - perhaps more importantly - away from Sunset Shimmer. On the other… she looked at Rainbow Dash, narrowing her eyes slightly as the girl leaned casually against a bunk. She opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off.

“Wait, did you say the brats are going to be sleeping here too?” Sunset asked indignantly, her jaw dropping as Rainbow nodded. “Oh hell no!” She cried. “I am not sleeping with a bunch of prepubescent imbeciles who can only think with their worthless, two inch-”

“Girls, Sunsent,” Rainbow cut, sighing exasperatedly. “This isn’t a co-ed. It’s an all-girls camp… how do you not know that? You’ve been here, like, every year.”

Sunset shrugged. “I don’t pay attention to the suckers Cadence scams out of their money. I just chill in the rec center; they have AC.”

Rainbow folded her arms. “Seriously? How did...” she trailed off as she saw Twilight wander into the counselor’s room. “So, you finally- what the hell!?”

Twilight grunted, throwing Rainbow’s full-to-bursting bag onto the bunk that once had her own luggage on it. Dusting her hands of, twilight looked at her. “What? I’m taking the counselor’s room; I’m the counselor this year, right? You can sleep out here with the campers.”

“What!?” Rainbow stomped over and snatched her bags off the bed. “There is not a chance in hell I’m sleeping out here with that crappy air conditioner. I sweat, Twilight.”

“Serves you right,” Sunset butted in with a smirk. “Trying to force the poor girl to sleep with you.”

Both Twilight and Rainbow paused, looking to the spunky teen.

“Since when were you on my side?”

“Since when were you on her side?”

The two statements rang out at the same time, both equally surprised at the sudden defence of what was, supposedly, her bitter rival.

Sunset blushed under the intense looks, scratching the back of her head. “What? I don’t hate her, or anything; it’s not like we’re rivals.” She shrugged. “We’re not even in any classes together.”

Twilight balked at the girl. At first, on the walk here, she’s assumed Sunset was just trying to get to her, making the arguably lewd suggestions she did. But now, she was second guessing herself. Sunset seemed… different from how Twilight remembered her in school. Almost as if she’d grown up, for lack of a better description. Taking a breath, Twilight blew it out slowly as she let go of her own reservations about the girl. She hadn’t really realized it until she was faced with this situation, but a part of her had bought into the public view of them. On some level, she really had considered Sunset a rival.

Now, though, it was time for her to be a little more grown up as well. ‘If she doesn’t hate me, why should I hate her?’ she thought to herself. Giving Sunset a small smile, Twilight quickly went back to her task as she collected another of Rainbow’s bags and threw it out of the counselor’s room.

Dash shook her head, forcing herself to adjust to the sudden change in atmosphere. “Come on, Twilight!” She cried, carrying her stuff back into the room as fast as the purple haired girl could remove it. “Why can’t you just sleep, like, facing away from me or something? It’s too hot out there!” Her done grew dangerously close to whining.

“Because it’s weird!” Twilight replied. “Weird and awkward! And smart people avoid awkward situations, because they’re smart. You see how this works?”

Sunset rolled her eyes, watching the two cross back and forth in front of her, their paces growing untill they were sprinting in and out of the room with Rainbow’s belongings. She sighed, holding her arm out and blocking off the door, they were forced to stop on either side of the passageway, both looking at her expectantly. “Why don’t you just build a wall of pillows between you then? You don’t even have to see each other.”

The two girls looked at each other, trying to get a read on the other’s expression. Eventually, it was Twilight who spoke first. “I… guess I would be okay with that,” she said slowly, glancing to rainbow for her approval. The cyan girl just shrugged.

“I’m not the one with the problem.”

Sunset was about ready to roll her eyes right out of her head as the two other girls accepted the arrangement, bringing both their bags into the counselor’s room and unpacking. At the very least she wouldn’t have to listen to them arguing anymore. She went back to her own bags now that the situation had been sorted.

By time they had all finished unpacking it was late in the afternoon, the hike from the entrance to the camp had taken longer than Twilight realized, and the sun was already nearing the horizon. Twilight stretched languidly as she stepped back into the main room of the cabin, noting a distinct lack of Sunset Shimmers present. Until she took a closer look at the girls’ bunk and noticed her laying atop the sheets, thoroughly passed out.

Twilight raised an eyebrow at the girl as a few quiet snores escaped her partially opened mouth. She fell back onto the bunk opposite Sunset, idly watching the girls’ chest rise and fall with her steady breaths. She frowned, eyes unfocusing as she drifted back into her own thoughts. Every interaction she could remember with Sunset Shimmer had been, at the very best, unpleasant. Which wasn’t strange; being the school’s most well-known delinquent, Sunset had an attitude to match. But every time the school-wide testing came around, her name would be right there on the listing, just under Twilight’s.

Everyone in school assumed the two were competing. In reality, Twilight couldn’t have cared less who came in second place; as long as she came in first. It wasn’t her fault if Sunset had wanted to consider her a rival. The girl had always been aggressive in school, but Twilight had always seen it be the worst right after the test results came out. Though they didn’t share any classes, she remembered to give Sunset a wide berth in the halls, and always received a nasty glare when their paths crossed.

Now, though, it seemed Sunset had let go of their perceived rivalry. If it had even been there in the first place - Twilight honestly wasn’t even sure. But what else could explain the hostility Sunset usually displayed?

“Hey Twilight!”

Twilight shrieked, jumping off her bed - and straight into Rainbow Dash’s chest. She stepped back, holding a hand to her thumping heart. Rainbow was stood there, snickering at her. She scowled. “What?”

“I was asking if you wanted to wake her up or if you were gonna just keep watching her sleep,” Rainbow said with a smirk, jerking her head back towards Sunset.

“I-I wasn’t-.. It’s not…” Twilight stammered, shaking her head and forcing her mind to focus on the world outside her own thoughts.

Rainbow rolled her eyes, glancing to an old, dusty clock hung above the front door. “Shoot; we’re gonna be late for dinner.” She rushed out the door, shouting over her shoulder; “Wake sleeping beauty for me!”

Groaning and burying her blushing face in her hands, Twilight kicked the side of Sunset’s bunk. The bed shook, but the sleeping girl didn’t so much as twitch. Sighing, Twilight rubbed the heat from her face and reached down, shaking Sunset’s shoulder. “Hey, wake up.”

The girl rolled over with an especially loud snore, Making Twilight jump back. “Huh?” Sunset grunted, her eyes opening blearily. “Wazzapening?” She sat up with a yawn, languidly stretching her arms out the side of the bunk.

“Dinner?” Twilight said uncertainty. She glanced out the front door Rainbow had left open in her hasty retreat.

“We’re already late!” The girl’s voice shouted from outside.

Sunset’s eyes widened as she jumped out of bed. “Oh crap!” She swar, hastily throwing on her jacket and running out, just as panicked as Rainbow had been. “We gotta go!”

Watching the dual reactions, Twilight couldn’t help but feel she was missing something. What did it matter if they were a few minutes late for dinner? She didn’t really understand, but she didn’t have time to think about it either as Rainbow came running back in and grabbed her by the wrist. “Get a move on! AJ’ll kill us!”

Soon Twilight was being dragged forcefully along the wooded trail, Sunset leading the charge as Rainbow continued to hang onto her arm.

“Come on!” Rainbow urged, giving Twilight’s arm another tug and threatening to pull it out of its socket. “We’re gonna miss Applejack’s famous apple chili!”

Twilight could practically feel her face growing green. Apple… chili? She didn’t want to know.

Author's Note

Kodeake;

Hey guys! Long time no see. Yeah, it's... it's been a while. Unfortunately this project was started right before I took an.... unintended hiatus from writing, and Mod paid the price. I take full responsibility for the delay; Mod's work was finished a long time ago. While I can't promise anything for future updates, now that I'm writing a lot more this should see updates again. I hope you enjoyed, and I should see you all again soon.

ModMCdl;

So yea... I had thoughts about this... FOUR YEARS AGO. But I can't remember what they were. All I remember is that my original draft had an underwear scene in it, and this one doesn't. Probably for the better.

Srsly tho... who thought this would update? (Maybe there's a temporal paradox... Twidashforever showed up too...)