Equestria Girls Pranks A Lot
It was a normal day in Canterlot city as three girls walked up to a place called the Palace of Pranks.
"Here it is girls," Scootaloo exclaimed as she pointed to the store, "The palace of pranks: The greatest novelty shop in Canterlot. All the greatest pranksters shop here is where I got my canned gaged peanut brittle." She produced a can of gag peanut brittle.
"Oh boy! Peanut brittle! Give me!" begged Sweetie Belle as she took the can of gag peanut brittle and tried to open it.
"Sweetie Belle, wait! It's a boobie trap. Remember?" commanded Apple Bloom as she tried to warn her friend.
"Nice try apple head, but it's not gonna work this time, I'm gonna have some delicious peanut brittle." replied Sweetie Belle as she opened the can only for gag snacks to pop out. "Where's the peanut brittle?" she asked.
Both Apple Bloom and Scootaloo laughed as Apple Bloom said "That gets funnier every time you say it. Come on y'all, let's head in." She and Scootaloo got in while Sweetie Belle stood there and let a singe tear fall down her cheek.
"Peanut brittle!" she said in a sad tone and looked like she was going to cry.
As they all entered, Scootaloo smelled the air. "Ah, nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items, pranks, gags, and Gross out toys as far as the eye can see!" She commented as she and Apple Bloom walked down.
"The aisle isn't it everything I said would be, hey, have you seen Sweetie Belle anywhere, Apple Bloom?" Scootaloo asked.
"Hey, peanut brittle!" said Sweetie Belle in a different aisle as gag snacks popped out everywhere. "Oh, come on!" She complained.
Both Apple Bloom and Scootaloo laughed at here as an old man walked towards them .
"Great to see you Scootaloo, my favorite customer," the old man said
"Hey, Discord," Scootaloo said. "These are my friends Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. They want to be pranksters like me."
"How it's going?" he greeted the new duo as held out his hand. Apple Bloom then reached her hand to shake it only to be shocked by electricity.
"Ow!" she exclaimed as she quickly swiped her hand away.
"Hahahah! Joy buzzed: The classics!" Discord laughed while showing a joy buzzer on his hand.
"Well, that was a good prank," commented Apple Bloom.
"So, what will it be, you three?" said Discord.
"What can we get for one dollar?" said Sweetie Belle.
"A gag dollar," Discord presented. "It'll fool your friends into thinking is a real dollar." Discord presented.
"What else y'all got?" Apple Bloom asked.
"A woopie cushion?"
"Nope,"
"Fake vomit?"
"No."
"Real vomit?"
"Ewww! Got any thing that's good?" commented Scootaloo.
"Well, I saved this for top skilled pranksters," Discord said as he grabbed a can of spray paint. "Invisible spray."
"Sold. We'll take it." said Scootaloo as she took the can and gave him money.
"Good purchase girls. Oh, and be careful, it stains clothing." Discord called after them.
"OK. Thanks, Discord." said Scootaloo as the Crusaders left.
Later on, the Crusaders were outside and looking at the spray can paint of invisible spray. "Here it is, girls, Invisible spray." Scootaloo said. "How we're going to prank people with this?"
"Ah know. Let's go to the park and spray paint the bench and sit on it. When people see us, they'll think were floating in midair." said Apple Bloom.
In their thoughts, they are sitting on a invisible bench while people stopped by and were amazed on how they were floating in midair.
"They're floating in the air!" said a man.
"How are they doing that?" said a woman.
Out of thought, Sweetie Belle then said, "That's the best prank ever, Crusaders."
"All right, Crusaders. Let's do this." said Scootaloo as she and Apple Bloom walked off while Sweetie Belle began take her clothes off and was completely naked except for her boots.
"All right crusaders. I'm ready," said Sweetie Belle as Apple Bloom and Scootaloo came back to see that their friend was now naked.
"Is there a good reason why you took your clothes off?" asked Scootaloo.
"Hey, that paint strains clothes, right?" replied Sweetie Belle.
Apple Bloom then looked at the paint can to see if she was right. "That's right. Sweetie Belle, it does. Here, hold this for me. said Apple Bloom as she began taking her clothes off.
"Can't beat them, then join them," Scootaloo muttered as she took off her clothes as well.
When they were done they were all naked, except they were still wearing their shoes. Apple Bloom then said "All right, give me that can, Sweetie Belle." she reached out to grab the can, only for Sweetie Belle to clutch it.
"I deserve the can since I have to be the one who came up with the idea to spray the bench," Sweetie Belle protested.
"Sweetie Belle, spraying in the bench was mah idea!"
"Yeah, but I said it was a great idea!"
"Give me that!" demanded Apple Bloom as she grabbed the can and started a tug a war for it.
"Hey, stop before you spray our clothes!" warned Scootaloo, but it was too late. Sweetie Belle accidentally sprayed their clothes that was in a pile.
"Hey, It really works!" Sweetie Belle marveled at the end results, just as a tour bus pulled up next to them.
"And on your left, you will see three naked girls fighting over a can of paint." said the bus driver as everyone on the bus laughed at them before driving off.
"Oh my gosh! Girls, quickly help me find our clothes." said Scootaloo as she tried to find their clothes.
Sweetie belle, on the other hand, sprayed Scootaloo's right hand and laughed. "I got to hand it to y'all Scootaloo, you look kinda funny!"
Scootaloo gasped in shock. "Oh, yeah? Well, give me that." She took the spray can and sprayed her nose.
"Now you noes what it's like to be made fun of!" said Scootaloo as she laughed at her bad pun.
Apple Bloom then took the spray can and sprayed Scootaloo's right eye and it disappeared.
"Ah see what y'all mean," Apple Bloom laughed at her bad pun as well.
Several bad puns and jokes later...
Later on, all the girls could not be seen. The spray can was in the air and every last drop of paint was used
"Hey, I think this is empty," said Sweetie Belle.
"Nice going crusaders, we used the last of it. No point doing that prank now." said Scootaloo as she threw the empty can away to who knows where.
"Hey, I think we found your clothes." said Sweetie Belle as she accidentally ripped Apple Bloom's pants. "Sorry," she gave them to the now invisible Apple Bloom.
"Ah let's ditch the clothes and go to mah place and wash this paint off," said Apple Bloom as they began walking home.
"Hey, what time is it?" asked Sweetie Belle.
"Oh ,it's half past invisible," said Scootaloo.
"Darn its late. Ah know, let's ask that guy," said Apple Bloom as they walked up to him.
"Hey do you have the time?" Asked Scootaloo.
"Ugh sure, it's 4 pm," said the guy.
"Thank y'all kindly," said Apple Bloom .
"Don't mention it," said the guy as he turned, but he saw no one there. "Who said that?"
"My friend did," responded Scootaloo.
"GHOST!" shouted the guy as his eye balls popped out and ran. His eyeballs saw what he saw and hopped away.
"Hey I'm no ghost," said Sweetie Belle, "The nerve of that guy and his hopping eyeballs."
"Wait crusaders," said Scootaloo excitedly, "I think I know how to prank everyone."
"Really? Then lay it on us!"
"Alright. That guy though we were ghost, correct?" Asked Scootaloo.
"That's right partner," said Apple Bloom.
"Then the way we can prank people is by scaring," said Scootaloo.
"Crusaders pranksters yay!" Cheered the three girl's as they high-fived each other.
"Let's go scare us some victims," said Sweetie Belle.
At Sunset Shimmer's house, she was sitting in chair and reading when she heard laughing outside. She looked out, only to find no one outside. "Thought I heard someone she said a noticed her drink on the floor
"I thought I left that soda on the table," she said. She then noticed an old tossed out lamp on her table.
"And didn't I throw that out yesterday?" said Sunset. She then notices fan art of Rainbow Dash all over the place.
"And since when did I print all this fan art of Rainbow Dash?"
Just then she herd three voice and turned and saw white sheets shaped into figures.
"We're ghosts!" The voices said in unison.
Sunset smiled and laughed a little. "Of course, I should have known. All right you three. Take off the sheets."
As she yanked them, she found nothing. And this made her scared. "GHOSTS!" She screamed while she packed her stuff and ran back to the portal to Equestria.
The CMC laughed. "Who is next on our scare list?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"The better question is, who isn't," said Scootaloo with a wicked grin.
Applejack was working on the farm when her baskets of apples began to float in the air.
"GHOSTS!" Applejack screamed as she ran.
Rarity was working on making dresses for customers when her fabric stared rapping her up like a rag doll.
"GHOSTS!" Rarity screamed as she ran through a wall of her home.
Fluttershy was feeding animals at her home when some pet feed was poured on her.
"GHOSTS!" Fluttershy screamed as she ran out her house.
Many people thinking the CMC were ghosts ran away and screamed later.
"We are top star pranksters crusaders," said scootaloo, "the whole city thinks we're ghosts."
"Darn right but I kinda feel bad for scarring our sisters," said Apple bloom, but her words fell on deaf ears.
"Just one more and will have scared everyone and it's Principal Celestia." said Sweetie Belle.
"She said that she ain't afraid of ghosts on the news paper y'all," said Apple Bloom
"We'll see about that," said Sweetie Belle.
At Principal Celestia house she look through her window. "Ghosts?" Celestia mocked, "I'm not scared of no ghosts. Everyone knows that they won't come as long as I have my lucky charm bracelet. A bit of gold never hurts. Plus, I'm in a anti ghost gear, and if it doesn't work then what else than my lucky paddle ball." She pulled out a paddle ball from her dresser and grasped her bracelet.
"Come and get me ghosts!" She shouted as she paddled the ball.
"Ohohohoh. A spooky voice was heard. "Principal Celestia we come."
"Stay back," Celestia said in a scared tone, "I got a tool and I'm not afraid to use it."
Celestia's lucky paddle ball string was grabbed and was cut by scissors.
"Oh no," said the principal, now scared.
"Boo!" said three voices.
Celestia screamed at the top of her lungs as she got to the door to get out, only to be pushed by a sealed door.
"You can't escape, Celestia," said Sweetie Bell, "we glued the door shut."
"You'll never get me," said Celestia as she tried to jump out through the window, only to be pushed backed by rubber.
Nice try Celestia," said Apple Bloom, "but we replaced all the glass with rubber."
"You'll never take me alive," said Celestia as she tried climb out through the attic, only for items to collapse on her.
"You can't go out the Attic Celestia," said Scootaloo, "we filled it up with useless junk."
Celestia cowered. "Please, I don't want to die."
"We got her good girls," said Scootaloo.
"Wait," said Apple Bloom, "ah got one more idea."
You're going to pay, Celestia," said Apple Bloom as she held up a picture of her and Luna as kids. Scootaloo lit a match and held it over the picture.
"That's right Celestia," said Sweetie Belle, "pay pay."
"Nooooooo, Celestia panicked, "don't burn my childhood memories." She grabbed a bucket of water and threw it at the match.
The water hit not only the match but also all three of the invisible girls. They were once again visible while they were still laughing.
"Well well well, if it isn't the crusaders, aka Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle," Celestia had a grin on her face.
Ohohoho," said Scootaloo not noticing she was visible, "I know none of those people."
However Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle noticed. "Scootaloo, we're visible again! Look at yourself!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed.
Scootaloo then noticed. The three finally realized that the magnificent jig was up.
They all screamed and tried to run, only to be grabbed by Principal Celestia.
"So you three your the Canterlot City Ghosts," she said while still holding them.
"We're really sorry Principal Celestia," said a now scared Scootaloo, "please don't chop us into bits and eat them."
"Hey I'm hip, it was a harmless prank, right? I laugh at pranks. Come on, laugh with me." All four them laughed.
"Can you tell me why you three are naked?" noticed that they wore no clothes.
Sweetie Belle blushed as she explained about the stains on the clothes.
"Of course it does," said Celestia as she left them out of her house, "you three better run home before someone see's you nude."
Yeah, said Scootaloo, "I would die of embarrassment if someone saw me naked."
"Me two y'all," said Apple Bloom.
"Me three," said Sweetie Belle.
"Yeah we wouldn't want that to happen now, do we?" Celesia exclaimed. "It's getting late you three better get going."
"Hey Principal Celestia, thanks for being understandable."
"Don't mention it girls," said Celestia as they left.
Outside, the crusaders stood. "Principal Celestia was so nice for understanding," Scootaloo said, "what a good principal."
"Yeah," said both Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.
Suddenly a spotlight shone down on them. they turned and saw everyone they scared seated at tables.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said Principal Celestia who was now shinning the spotlight on them in a tree as everyone began to cheer and laughed at the three naked girls, "may I present live nude pranksters, staring the Canterlot City Ghosts."
The crusaders gasped in horror and embarrassment as they tried to cover themselves and each other up with their hands and bodies.
Cat calls and whistles were thrown at them, while Diamond Tiara whistled. Silver Spoon took pictures of the Crusaders with her phone.
"Girls," said Scootaloo as the three were embarrassed beyond belief.
"Yeah?" answered Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle as they still tried to cover themselves.
"We should have bought the whoopee cushion," said Scootaloo as they all began to cry in embarrassment.
THE END
Author's Note
Poor crusaders. But hey, stuff happens so it's just something random. So until then, review, like, and I will try to get the Luigi's mansion's crossover as soon as I can. Mariofan7013 out and thanks for reading! Plus, here's a bonus video from me!
