"Good mornin' Twi. What brings you to Sweet Apple Acres this early?" AJ asked, "We barely finished breakfast!"

"I'm just so excited to be working on a new project! I also seem to be sleeping better- a hormone reaction to the great sex, I think."

"A-HEM! If'n y'all will excuse me, some 'o us have to be getting ta school." Applejack gave her blushing friend a glare as they stepped aside to let Applebloom pass.

"Sorry." Twilight apologized when the filly was out of sight.

"Eh, nah, 'tain't nothin she don't already know about. Farm fillies, y'know? Still, Granny'd drop her dentures if she caught us talkin' about it in front of her." Applejack explained, "But let's not stand on the step anyway. Have you had-" Applejack's inquiry was interrupted by a groaaaaaaan, sending her still-blushing friend a bemused look, "We got plenty of leftovers, if you'd like some breakfast."

"That would be wonderful. I'm just here to collect some samples of Rainbow today, if it's not any trouble." Twilight sat at the table, licking her lips at the Apple family's meager leavings... enough to fill at least another pony the size of Big Mac, surely.

"Nah, 'sfine. Zap Apples shouldn't be bloomin' fer... carry the two, reverse the... at least three months." Applejack explained, watching the Princess load pretty much everything left onto her plate.

"Two." Granny interrupted, "You forgot to count the red moonrise next week in the almanac. Y'need any more yer highness? I could rustle up a little more grub, easy."

"Oh no, Mrs. Smith, this should be plenty."

"Two, then. Still plenty of time to get your samples. If'n y'all will excuse me, the east forty won't buck itself."

~~~

"I dunno, I just... I dunno what I want." Applejack told her closest confidants, nudging another bucket into place, blushing at the lie and forcing the fantasy of a fat blue prong filling her up and- "Nnnh. Consarn it. Sometime I wish I got Loyalty instead 'o Honesty."

*CRACK!*

The apples fell easily into the buckets, not even one missing as her friends listened without comment. Applejack paused- was that- there had been a sound, she could swear. It was quiet, barely there, a strange noise somewhere between a duck's quack and a snort. Her ears perked, Applejack kept moving, listening as she continued to work. There was silence as she arranged the buckets, approached the tree... *CRACK!* but as soon as she bucked it there was another noise, like a deflating balloon combined with popping bubble wrap.

Applejack raised an eyebrow, the nature of the noise now obvious, but what did Rainbow find so consarned funny about her bucking trees? She'd already killed the least original pun long ago, so that couldn't be it. Well, if AJ's judgement of her competitive friend was right, it should take just one more- *CRACK!*

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" And the leafy blue body trailing a rainbow tail came down from her perch at speed, not even noticing the impact of the ground as she rolled about losing her shit over... something... while AJ looked on with a bemused expression.

"And what," Applejack said, when Rainbow finally subsided to giggling, "Is so consarned funny, Rainbow Dash?"

"I'm, hehehe, they don't want me to tell you." Rainbow replied, looking sidelong at Chuck with a definite lewd smirk. Chuck being the apple tree she'd just bucked. Could Rainbow talk to her trees? Was that a thing now?

"Really." Applejack said, finally turning a gimlet eye on Chuck herself.

"Pfffffffft." Rainbow hissgiggled, "C'mon guys, you know what I'm here for, she'll hear you tomorrow anyway, why not let me drop the news? It'll be funny!"

"...Much as I object to your assumptions, RD, I would like to know what yer discussin' with my trees."

"Okay, okay, it's like this, see... Big Mac bucked me yesterday, so I know how it feels." Rainbow paused, looking to Chuck again, "Really? It's better when they do all of them? Oh man, I can't wait for Zap Apple Season. No, wait, I don't have to wait. Hey Applejack, would you come buck me?"

The apple pony had, however, connected to the dots and was laying on the ground with her hat over her eyes, blushing right down to her rump and mumbling imprecations to herself about perverted plants.

Rainbow wasn't as stealthy as she thought; Applejack heard her every hoofstep as she failed to sneak around her prone form, her target obvious. The farmpony warred with herself, her body and mind simultaneously in agreement and in conflict. Her tail was, however, on the "FUCKING YES!" side of the argument, and was flagging freely, showing her already winking twat to the predator seeking to ravage it.

"Or maybe," Rainbow breathed onto her rump, "I'll be the one doing the bucking." AJ could feel her slow, teasing advance, a hot pegasus tongue seeking her clit like its owner had sought everything in her life- with all speed and determination. But those words, that teasing tone- the argument was suddenly solved, her instinctive reaction to Dash's taunts stoking the fire from simple lust to something more familiar, though still wreathed with that sinful pink glow.

Applejack sprung from her position, deftly avoiding Dash's attack and spinning up onto her hooves, glaring and snorting, taking in Dash's confused expression, tongue still extended, without care as she leapt for the overconfident tree-pony. They went down in a practiced tangle, AJ's hooves wrapping Dash's, pinning her unprepared form down with ease before leaning down and roughly stealing the confused pony's lips with a growl.

~~~

*Ding!*

Twilight looked up, confused, tilting her head at the Zap Apple that had just lit from within with an odd noise.

~~~

A moment of inaction, and the other tongue was fighting back- darting quickly into AJ's mouth and flitting about, unable to resist the earth pony's strong muscle and instead avoiding it to attack in kind. Applejack moaned into Rainbow's mouth, her hold weakening for just a moment- and finding herself rolled off, quickly continuing that roll to her hooves and spinning to face her opponent again.

"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, AJ?" Dash smirked, having taken her own ready stance, "I can deal with that. But as we haven't agreed to any rules for this match... hey Chuck, you know what AJ's fetish is?"

Applejack hit her almost before the words were out of her mouth, bowling her over again and sending them into a roll away from Chuck before he could spill the applesauce. Dash almost wound up on top, but AJ managed to swap them around at just the right moment, pinning the pegasus to the ground with a snarl. But then AJ found out that either Bill or Ted was just as much of a snitch as Chuck.

"Holy crap, AJ! That's fuckin' kinky." Dash smirked up at her. Her smirk only widened when she processed her full position and pulled one downy hock across Applejack's soaked juicebox.

"Goldernit." AJ managed before Dash reversed their positions, pinning her to the ground, Bucks McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee betraying her for the few moments it took.

"I mean," Dash continued, not even breathing hard, grinding something smooth and hard against the farmpony's belly, "Tying yourself up in the orchard while you're in heat and begging for stallions? That's pretty dirty. But fantasizing about Chrysalis filling you up with changeling eggs until you cum hooves-free? Wow. I am im-pressed! You know-" Dash continued, leaning in close to AJ's ear, her words barely hot breaths against AJ's sensitive membranes, "I could totally do that, you know. Make a body that looks like the bug bitch. Might have to get anatomy lessons from Flutters to get the dick right, but I'm sure I can fill you up with eggs if that's what you want, you dirty broodmare."

If Rainbow Dash hadn't been cheering her victory, as the splash against her hock indicated AJ's approval of the idea, she might have held on. As it was, she almost did, AJ's lusty growl giving her ample warning...

~~~

Twilight looked around nervously, wondering at how much impulsive behavior she was allowing herself lately... but in the end, she couldn't resist leaning up and giving the Zap Apple still on its stem a long lick before she collected it.

~~~

Rainbow swore vengeance against the egghead even as she twisted and fought, trying to come out on top again so Applejack could be properly bred. A quick extension of her wings shoved her away from being pinned, lifting them both into the air as Dash twisted, trying to get her hooves under her. A bit of pressure and pleasure was all the warning she had before the orchard was treated to a loud riiiiiip as the pressure of AJ's body lifted from hers and moved away.

Dash could only turn and stare in disbelief, meeting eyes that held nothing but fire and lust... and teeth that held one of her wings. Teeth that chomped on said wing, taking a bite out of it and letting the remainder drop to the ground.

"You bitch!" Dash could only croak in shock as AJ chewed her mouthful of pride and joy, "That's totally cheating!"

That, at least, seemed to give AJ pause, staring down at the columbia-blue feathers at her hooves, Rainbow Dash's pride and joy... and then swallowing her meal and giving Rainbow a smirk. With teeth.

"Ah seem to remember me sayin' much the same many a time 'bout them flappers. Looks ta me like the playin' field just got a lot more even. Ya don't taste half bad either, Rainbow."

Applejack could feel herself getting hotter- right, the body was just more fruit, wasn't it? Still, the shock of eating part of Dash's wing had returned some of her senses... enough to remember what Fluttershy had said that first day, and where exactly that seed had been hanging from, as Dash growled and leapt at her. She juked to the side, bringing herself around, one hoof raised to-

"Urk!" Rainbow Dash fell flat on her face, tail flagging straight up and hind-legs locking her in a presenting position as her slit and ponut twitched wildly.

"Hoo-wee, Rainbow Dash, it was only a hunch, but it looks like I found your weak spot! And how!" AJ crowed, unleashing another rough SMACK on Rainbow's vulnerable plot, watching her twitch and cum from nothing but a harsh spank, "And you know, sugarcube, I'm thinkin' it's time to see if your backside is as tasty as the rest of you!"

Rainbow's eyes widened in panic, attempting to control her panting breaths for a shout of protest, but it merely rushed out as Applejack's broad pony tongue pressed against her winking clit and the base of her sheath, sliding slowly upward, across her pussy, tucking in to her twitching twat a bit before continuing its path to her ultra-sensitive ass. AJ nuzzled her dock, tonguetip teasing Dash's sphincter, and then slid back down... and in. Dash's body convulsed, almost bucking AJ before the cowpony could wrangle her hips, lifting her hooftips off the ground to jerk and spasm as AJ's tongue plundered her rear.

AJ chuckled around Dash's clenching ponut, mercilessly eating her ass, her front slowly being drenched from the pegasus' ignored pussy as her tongue writhed and caressed. After a few (dozen?) cute orgasmic squeaks, she pushed forward again, rolling Dash up and around onto her back, never pulling her face out of Dash's downy cheeks. As the pegasus flopped down, AJ flopped her pussy against Dash's face, drenching it almost instantly. It only took a few rubs against Rainbow's nose before she accepted to call, though her work was sporadic, twitching unexpectedly every time Applejack hit a good spot and made her cum again.

By the time AJ decided to stop torturing her, Dash's mind was absolute mush again. She had no strength to resist when AJ finally slid forward, pressing her twitching hardwood stiffy against AJ's belly fluff.

"Glad you had fun, Dash, but I think it's my turn now. Giddyup!" AJ slid back, lifting herself on her knees, and then upward, pressing the tip to follow her soaked slit until she was directly above it. With a brief grin and a readjustment of her hat, Applejack let herself fall.

"Whoanelly!" AJ exclaimed, realizing quickly that she had badly miscalculated- the wooden shaft had not cum even once while she was torturing Dash, and had built up quite a load for her. Her pussy slipped past the knot easily, but was stopped in its tracks when the covering instantly dissolved, allowing the green plantflesh to swell and expand- and expand- and grow some more, pressing her to the absolute limit as the erotic liquid packed itself into the seed for delivery.

Dash howled as the seed gave up trying to contain it all, hot nectar firing out of her shaft and filling AJ's pussy, and then womb as the vine pushed through and began coiling inside. The second shot filled her fertile cavern. By only the third, her belly had begun to swell.

AJ's eyes rolled back, tongue lolling out as she was wracked by orgasm after orgasm, Dash's overfull nectar sacs swelling her womb shot by shot, inch by inch until the farmpony looked to be carrying twins. With a 'pop!' Dash's seed finally let go, the rainbow-maned puppet falling to the grass with a gasp as AJ's grinding hips lifted them apart. Barely keeping her swollen tummy off the ground, Applejack staggered away, the overswollen knot making it terribly difficult to walk. She persevered though, stumbling across the orchard for an entire half-mile before she finally reached the bare hill nearest the farmhouse.

AJ's own eyes took their last sight moments later as the bark fairly shot up around and through her, swollen belly engulfed by the thick wood as the extra sap grew her big, strong, and hearty.

Three hours later, another Apple was examining their strange new addition with its orange bark, straw-yellow leaves, and brilliant golden apples.

"Eh? Wassis now? Somepony plant another tree s'close to the house without consultin' me? Consarned youngins. Strange breed too. Well, nothin' but to try 'em."

Author's Note

Mostly porn chapter. Dunno whether I'm gonna cover the cherries or apples first...

Also: doing a thing. Want some input.