Pinkie's Free Fall

There she was. Her bubblegum pink body, sprawled out, soaked in a crimson pool of blood. Her frizzy, cotton candy hair was stained with yet more blood, and her neck was grotesquely twisted in a nasty position.

"Oh my god" muttered the Earth Pony, Apple Jack, who had stumbled upon Pinkie's dead body just outside Sweet Apple Acres.

"This is utterly repulsive!!" Screamed Rarity as she trotted over with a shocked looking Rainbow Dash.

"She looks like she fell from an extremely high distance" The cyan Pegasus pony managed to mumble, before choking back tears and screaming

"I swear, whoever did this is getting a piece of my mind!!"

Apple Jack walked over to Rainbow Dash and put a comforting hoof on her shoulder

"It'll be alright, Sugar cube. Please Calm down." The disturbed mare took a deep breath and sighed

"Fine. I bet it was that DAMN idiot Derpy! She can't do ANYTHING right!"

"Now, Sugar Cube. You cant just go and make accusations like that. It could be Anypony that did that to poor Pinkie."

Applejack started to stroke Rainbow Dash's mane in a feeble attempt to console her. It wasn't working

"Don't touch me!" Rainbow Dash grumped and jerked her away

"Now, Darling. that is no way to behave..." Rarity whispered, but she was ignored by Rainbow's convulsive sobs, and Applejacks worrying.  Just then, Fluttershy flew over with her white bunny rabbit, Angel. She took one look at the pink mangled mess of limbs and screamed a loud, earsplitting, scream. The three ponies rubbed at their ears and Applejack said "Wow, Fluttershy. You okay?"

"Oh...Oh..Oh my" Fluttershy stuttered quietly, and cantered off.

"I sure hope shes okay." Applejack exlaimed "She seemed a might upset my the sight"

"I bet it was Derpy!!!!" The pale blue pegasus pony shouted, once more.

"Will ya let it go!!!" Replied Applejack, getting frustrated

"Actually," Rarity interrupted "Rainbow Dash has a point. I mean, Derpy is a trifle...slow. And she can fly, right? Didn't it look like Pinkie fell? Or maybe she was dropped? or worse...pushed?? I agree with you, Rainbow dash, Darling. 100%"

Applejack and Rainbow Dash stood there for a few minutes, mouths wide open, for a few minutes. Before Rainbow Dash chuckled and said

"Rarity...thats the smartest thing I think I've ever heard you say!"