Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure

by Saiyan of the North Star

Danger Time in Show Business

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Danger Time in Show Business

"This is troubling indeed." Funny Valentine stated as he looks at his newspaper.

"Yes, the Dark Brothers of six has been brought down to the two of us. Those Joestars… How long must they continue to mock our existence by killing our brothers?" Diavolo was angered by how the Dark Brothers became like this.

"I'm going to have my top men go hunt those fools down and kill them. No, beat them up to near death and bring them to me alive so I may kill them myself!" Diavolo planned his revenge in anger.

"No, that won't do. We need to think more carefully, more cunningly so that we can win against the Joestar brothers. An edge that no one would be able to best us again." Funny said with the strong fire in his eyes while also desiring revenge like his older brother.

"I take it you have an idea on how we can do that." Diavolo wondered as he sat on his chair.

"I do. Do you remember that history project I did for school, the one that earned me the highest grade in the class." Funny mentioned something back in their school days.

"You mean how we only went to our first year in high school then suddenly had to drop out because there wasn't any use of school anymore?" Diavolo asked sarcastically, uninterested in the subject.

"Trust me, it's important." Funny said.

Diavolo never fully understood how the youngest brother when it came to being "nice" and "honorable" for the front, saying that he wants to make the world a better place or whatever, but if he has a plan that could work in their favor then he might as well hear it.

"So, you mentioned a school project you did. If I remember right, it was something about a dead body, right?" Diavolo asked, trying to remember that.

"Close, it was more about a corpse that is mystical holy that was said to have been power by the Gods themselves. That they can grant one ability to awaken a power like the Stand Arrow." Funny explained.

"In fact, when the parts of the body were discovered, they were considered holy relics that would put ever men and women down on their knees from just looking at it! In fact, legend says that this very corpse was once Jesus himself!" Funny said with a wide smile.

Funny pulled out a paper from a folder and slams it down onto the table for his older brother to see, it's a perfectly drawn sketch of a human skeleton with some skin left along with eyeballs and ears almost like the skeleton has been well care for by nature itself.

"Behold, my brother! This here is the holy Saint's Corpse, our salvation that will grant us whatever we desire in the world, to make the world bend to our will!" Funny smirked.

"The Saint's Corpse!" Diavolo was suddenly surprised by this.

"You're saying if we get our hands on this Saint's Corpse then we'll be able to kill the Joestar Brothers and finally get our revenge?" Diavolo asked.

"Indeed, this is going to be what will drive us to their death." Funny said.

"In fact, I have already gotten two of the Saint's Corpse right here." Funny walked over to a trunk.

"For real? Since when?" Diavolo asked in shock.

"When Kars was still around, it was about a year ago and they weren't that difficult to get." Funny answered with a chuckle.

Funny showed his older brother the three parts of the Saint's Corpse: one is a heart, the second is a pair of ears, and the third is one eyeball.

"Wow, incredible! I don't know what is coming over me, but I'm suddenly feeling like my mind has suddenly gone calm like I want to pray for the Gods and allow myself to sadden knowing of the sins I have committed!" Diavolo gasped as he fell on his needs.

But then he got slap in the face by Funny.

"Oh, don't be so dramatic." Funny said.

"But it's not surprising that you would feel this way about these parts, they do hold great power, and they can even empower your Stand greatly from just taking one of them." Funny mentioned.

"Gaining more power to my Stand, huh? Now you have my full attention, little brother." Diavolo stood up.

"Just know that there are exactly nine parts of the Saint's Corpse, we only have three of them right now which means there are six more of these parts we must find." Funny explained.

"Okay, so we do we find them?" Diavolo asked.

"Lucky for you, when each corpse part is found, a clue will be given on where to find the next one." Funny took out his phone and showed Diavolo the location of where to find the fourth part.

"In there? Huh, I would never expect to find an important relic to be there." Diavolo said.

"No one would, but one person was able to find one of the holy parts to even allow it to be played in a part for filming." Funny smirked.

"Oh, that famous explore woman. Now that's something we should definitely go to." Diavolo smirked.

"Actually, there is another matter that requires our full attention and no, we cannot ignore it either." Funny said.

"Are you for real?" Diavolo asked in shock.

"I am, which is why we're going to send one of your men to fetch it for us without any problems." Funny smirked.

"So, I was hoping you would know the perfect one who will be able to get the relic from that place without being spotted nor any disturbances." Funny said.

"And should anyone happen to see them?" Diavolo asked while raising an eyebrow.

"Then they can deal with any unwanted "close contact" as they see fit." Funny answered.

"Then I know the perfect guy. In fact, I know two." Diavolo smirked.

(With the Joestar Brothers and Rainbooms)

The scene shows of what appeared to be a jungle with a volcano, and hooded man is walking up to the volcano between two totem poles.

"It is almost time. Once I have all three relics, no one will be able to stop me, and Marapore will fall! For I am Mojo! Now all will bow before my wisdom and power!" The man shouted with loud thunder noises and lightning bolts in the background.

The man continued walking and suddenly vanished in an instant from a flash of thunder.

"And cut!" A director shouted through the megaphone.

The scene zooms to reveal the whole volcano scene was a setup for a movie filming with the Joestar brothers and the Rainbooms are with them, along with Flash and Derpy Hooves.

"Wow, everything was so realistic that I thought we were in a jungle!" Derpy was amazed.

"Man, do you have the equipment and skills to do all of that, Director Canter Zoom?" Flash asked.

"A lot of hard work and talent, and other things." Canter Zoom shrugged.

Canter Zoom is a man with his skin being pale, light grayish gamboge. His eyes are moderate amaranth color. And his hair is grayish malachite green and light malachite greenish gray with a mustache and bread along with a small ponytail. He wears pale green hair with a clapperboard symbol on the left sleeve and a light vest over it, light pants with a black belt, and golden-brown shoes.

When the filming of the one scene is done, Canter took the kids with them to walk for a bit.

"I can't believe we're really here!" Rainbow Dash smiled.

"Do you want me to carry you again, my lightheaded babe?" Josule joked.

"Thank you so much for letting us come, Mr. Zoom." Twilight thanked.

"Yeah, everything here is amazing." Johnny commented.

"As a fellow Camp Everfree alum, I was more than happy to afford the girls who helped save it the chance to visit the set of our little film." Canter smiled.

"Eh-heh! Little? This is Daring Do we're talking about! This movie is gonna be huge!" Rainbow Dash believed.

"I'm also thankful for Joseph to point out a few things before we started the third take, it's like you knew what was needed from the start." Canter said to Joseph.

"Well, I have a knack for playing the parts." Joseph grinned.

"I can already tell this film is going to be a really big thing that everyone will talk about for days." Giorno said.

But then a P.A. woman ran up to the director to give him the bad news.

"Uh, there's a problem in wardrobe. They can't find the costume Daring Do is supposed to wear in the nightclub scene." She said worry, and he did not like hearing that.

"If we're ever able to finish it, it will be. If you'll excuse me." Canter leave the kids to go with the woman.

"I do hope that get everything together to finish the filming." Jonathan concerned.

"There's nothing to worry about, these guys are professionals. So, I'm sure they'll make the entire thing awesome before the deadline." Joseph grinned.

"Totally, this is Daring Do we're talking about." Rainbow Dash said.

"So, what do we do now?" Derpy asked.

"According to our visitor schedules, they won't start shooting the next scene for a while, which means we have time to—" Twilight was about to suggest something, but Rarity suddenly cuts her off.

"Get my picture taken with Chestnut Magnifico, the actress playing Daring Do!" Rarity squealed excitedly.

"And ask her to sign my petition to bring more bird feeders to Canterlot High!" Fluttershy added while holding Spike in her arms.

"Bird feeders?" Johnny was puzzled as were the rest of the group.

"Chestnut Magnifico is a big supporter for helping animals get a home in need." Giorno explained.

"Oh, okay. But I was thinking that we could—" But once again, Twilight was cut by one of her friends.

"Check out all the sets?" Sunset wanted to see the sets up close.

"I'd sure like to get a closer look at that volcano." Applejack said.

"I'm hoping we can find the set that is western though a little different at the same time too." Johnny said.

"I'm gonna see if this place has that Japanese setting, I heard about on our way here." Jotaro shared what he's gonna do.

"I'll be joining you too. Maybe I'll show off some of my own magic tricks to amazes the crowd." Joseph decided to join with Jotaro.

"Actually, I thought we'd—" Again, Twilight was cut off.

"Find the buffet!" Spike wanted to go find the kinds of food that have in the film business.

"And the cupcake fountain!" Pinkie added while taking Spike from Fluttershy's hand.

"I don't know what a cupcake fountain is, but I'm pretty sure they don't have one." Rainbow Dash stated.

"Of course they do. I read it in my 100 Things You Didn't Know About This Movie Studio: Insider's Tour Guide." Pinkie showed the tour guide from her hair.

"Which also reveals that the man who founded this very studio had a sweet tooth." Joseph smirked.

"Is that something you really be smiling about?" Flash asked.

"Anyway, I'm gonna go with Jotaro and Joseph to find that Japanese stuff." Flash said.

"I'm going with Pinkie and Spike to see if that cupcake fountain is real." Derpy said.

"I'm gonna be with Fluttershy to meet the woman, hopefully she doesn't have an attitude problem." Giorno said with his eyes narrow.

"If it's alright with you, Rarity, I'm going to look around for a while then meet up back here." Jonathan said to his girlfriend.

"Of course, not make sure you don't get into trouble. Oh, who am I kidding, it's you we're talking about!" Rarity smiled before kissing him on the lips.

"I guess we're splitting up?" Twilight asked, and everyone agreed before going their separate ways.

"Jotaro, make sure you don't do something that'll get you into trouble." Sunset said to her boyfriend.

"Unless some idiots do something that'll piss me off, I think I'll be fine." Jotaro shrugged.

"And we'll be by his side to make sure he does behave." Flash promised.

"Just wanted to make sure." Sunset chuckled and kissed him on the cheek before going with Applejack and Johnny.

All that is left for Twilight are Rainbow Dash and Josuke.

"I don't suppose you want to—"

"Check out the props that A. K. Yearling designed specially for the movie?" Rainbow Dash asked, as if she knew exactly what Twilight was going to ask for.

"You read my mind!" Twilight smiled, to glad there is someone who wants to see the props.

"I want to see how real they look up close." Josuke said.

(With Rarity, Fluttershy, and Giorno)

The three are standing outside of the trailer that Chestnut Magnifico is currently inside to get ready for her filming and such.

"Maybe we shouldn't bother her when she's in her trailer." Fluttershy worried that they may have come here at the wrong time.

"Darling, please. Actresses love interacting with their fans." Rarity pointed out, and suddenly got slammed in the face by the door opening hard.

"And there she is." Giorno was surprised that the actress suddenly came out like that.

"Oh, Miss Magnifico! I—" Rarity wanted to say hi, but didn't get the chance.

"Ugh! I don't care if I'm under contract! This is a joke, and I want this thing shut down! Do you hear me?!" Chestnut Magnifico yelled at her agent on the phone.

Chestnut is a young woman with light tangelo skin and her hair is pale, light grayish olive with rose streaks. Her eyes are dark mulberry with dark green eyeshadow. She wears a coat on top of her dress with the top half being raspberry and the bottom half is purple with little pictures of chestnuts, and a pair of brown shoes. She also has a chestnut necklace.

"I take it you're being into another role that you do not like." Giorno guessed.

"Yes, that idiot thinks it's okay, but I am not okay! I'm sorry, just need to be alone for a while." Chestnut walked away.

"How did you know what was upsetting her, Giorno?" Rarity asked.

"Learned a lot from Joseph and done my own detections. Asked her the right question and got the answer." Giorno explained.

"I hope she doesn't get angry like that for the shooting." Fluttershy felt concerned for the woman.

(With Sunset, Applejack, and Johnny)

"Man, I wish I have brought my horse with me. I bet having a horse here would've made the scene look better!" Johnny looked at the set with Applejack pushing his wheelchair.

"Wonder how long it takes to build somethin' like this." Applejack guessed that something like this must've been a long time.

"Several weeks, I'd bet." Sunset said.

"That just shows how serious show business can be. Going all out to make things look real as possible." Johnny pointed out.

"Couldn't have said it better myself sweetie." Applejack chuckled.

But then Sunset suddenly stepped onto something that made a crunch noise and look up to see a wrapper and picks it up.

"Though I don't think the rainforest is known for its... Bon Mot peanut butter praline crunch bars." Sunset looked closer to see that it's a wrapper for a candy bar.

"Better pocket that. Wouldn't want it ruinin' the shot." Applejack advised. Sunset put the wrapper in her jack before they continue looking around.

(With Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Josuke)

Josuke and the two girls look around at the set where the props for the relics are being kept, then Rainbow Dash and Twilight spotted the metal briefcase with the relics inside.

"Wow! These are the three Altoriosa Relics!" Rainbow Dash gasped, then she and Twilight zooms over with Josuke quickly catching up.

"The staff!" Twilight gasped.

"The sword!" Rainbow Dash gasped.

"Don't forget the Arrow of Altoriosa!" A girl said, getting their attention as they turna round to see her.

"You're from Canterlot High, right?" The girl asked.

"That's us, I take it you come here very often." Josuke said.

"More than you know. I'm Juniper Montage, Canter the director's niece." Juniper Montage introduced herself.

Juniper Montage is a girl with pale, light grayish olives skin color. Her long hair is strong cerulean with moderate arctic blue streaks, and her eyes are moderate azure. She wears a light blue shirt under an opened purple shirt, a black skirt that goes down to her knees with purple dots at the bottom, long white socks and purple shoes. Her hair is tied into twin tails by film rollers binds.

"Nice of a director, that must mean you like movies a lot." Josuke commented.

"Oh, very much. You could say my whole life!" Juniper smiled, and unnoticed that two men are walking up straight behind her.

To Be Continue…


Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

The heroes have come to the studio to see the making of a big Daring Do movie that the director himself invited for saving Camp Everfree that he used to go to, and his niece is also making herself know though two strange men are about to do something.

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