[SOON TO BE RE-WRITTEN]

Greetings minions of the mortal domain. I have finally been set free! I am Dr.Vorginthstein and I am here to do what many consider impossible and what nearly all consider immoral.

A very long time ago I was showing the world the MARVELS of Dr.Vorginthstein, when two particular no-funners decided that my experiments were 'wrong' and 'immoral' and that I 'must be stopped for the greater good' or some bullhonkey like that. Needless to say I was beaten, through cheap back handed methods no less, and was imprisoned. In stone. For a very long time, I think.

Well thanks to one of my brilliant creations, I've been set free, and I believe that this word has seen far too many an age without myself.

So why not give it another go, aye?