You won't get anywhere far fast, they say.You won't be able to save everyone, they say. I say fuck it and lets save everyone and go faster then a raging sand storm. I won't stay here and think everything's ok because heaven help me if I don't do something I'm going to go nuts. Everything has a place, time and what's more is space. I'm not going down just because some monster decided to fuck around and get mad at everything. I can do alot of things, storms, lightning, tornadoes even make fire but no that's not what they want. Uhh these ponies are so idiotic and they always think to imprison me in some sort of magic which I can turn it against them. Harmony. What is that, some sort of magical gift to turn nightmares good? I laugh at the poor sap that used that type of crap on me.
Being one of the X-Men have always changed my point of view even if it's more or less ridiculous. Don't get your hopes up to much because now I'm to much even for these ponies. I tried to be friendly with them, help them out but nope all they want is to be raciest jerks but then they can be pretty idiotic anyways. I wasn't always friendly anyways, always beating the bad guy with an ugly stick because he was so fucking ugly. Oh but yeah I was always that kind of girl. Fuck being normal when you can control the world with just a snap of your finger. That's how I found out the easy way.
Say a flood was to come at them and say you could fry them to ashes with a lightning bolt when the flood came, now that was a scary thought to hem hehe. Oh how I was such a charismatic bitch of a goddess on these things but now settling in with one of the ponies named Princess Celestia, forget formalities around her and her name would be Tia and one of the changelings named Princess Cheshire, for get formalities around her and her name would be Shire. Both lovely females and yes I always will be bi-curios to anyone who might think I'm a lesbian.
They were always fun and such but always was weird, why? I don't know but it's time I told you the real truth of how I came to this very world.
