"Hello everbod- Uh I mean every pony! I'm… Uh…"
Luna turned to me and whispered something.

"Yes! That's it! I'm a Princess! Yay hehe… My name is… What's my name again?"

"Celestia!" muttered my 'sister'.

"Oh yeah right! Forgot that! So yeah… My name is Princess Celestia and I'm a pony! Have a nice day!"
I retreated back off the balcony and I only had the time to see my 'subjects' giving each other puzzled looks.

"What was that?! I gave you the speech to memorize!" scolded Luna.

"Sorry forgot to learn it! And I'm hungry! Dude!" I pointed at a guard with my new hoof. "Go get me a bag of smarties! Jesus I'm starving!"
The guard looked terrified and trotted away, whispering to his colleague. "What the devil is a Jesus?!"

I proudly smiled.
This is gonna be a looooong day for a human like me…