Written for Red Light Ponyville's weekly short clopfic competition. (where it claimed 2nd place, woo!) given the theme of "Royalty" and bonys points for use of rhyming or aliteration. As such the entire story has been written in (my attempt at) rhyming Zebrican dialogue, if thats not something you want to read youve been warned! A short fic written for fun, not to be taken seriously - contains a little bit of story, a little bit of clop and some silly humour. Contains mild/implied mind altering/hypnosis.

Summoned to her homeland by the Zebrican king, Zecora must provide her "unique" brand of assistance to an age old problem. The kingdom needs future heirs, but the only prince has no interest in bedding mares! Enter everyones favourite witchdoctor with a cunning plan to provide a solution.