Flash Sentry Meet's Miley Cyrus
Flash Sentry Cums In Like A Wrecking Ball
By Nicksterra
I would like to blame the academy.
Flash Sentry the incredibly handsome guard pony, was bored. Not the bored you get from standing at attention for upwards of three hours at a time, no; it was the bored you get from knowing you were standing at attention for absolutely no reason. Princess twilight was currently in Appleoosa, tending to business with her farmpony friend, Applesmack.
“Or was it applejack?” Catching himself, Flash sentry silently cursed himself for thinking aloud.
“You say something flash?” Spoke his fellow guard on duty, Steel Shield.
“Just thinking aloud, steel.” Responded flash.
“Oh, do you know the name of that farmpony princess twilight is visiting?” Flash appended quickly.
“Yeah, her name's applejack, and she lives here, in ponyville. Friend of mine knows her. Mare named Ditzy Hooves.” Responded Steel.
“Oh how is Ditzy? I heard she was getting some corrective surgery for her eyes.” Spoke Flash Sentry.
“Well she w-” An incredibly loud crash erupted somewhere nearby. Sounding something like... a wrecking ball? Yes, flash decided, that was exactly what it sounded like. But as far as they both knew there was no demolition scheduled today. And, if there was, the town would just use Ditzy, and have her sit on the structure. Something about her just... broke things.
With a quick look to each other, both Flash and Steel decided they would be remiss to not investigate the source of the noise. With urgent gait they both galloped around the corner towards the noise and saw, what appeared to be a large diamond dog. On further examination it was seen to be unlike a diamond dog, especially in it's legs, and it's cranial region. Where a diamond dog had legs that were thick, and ended in paws, this creatures legs appeared to be slimmer, and slightly more graceful. While it's legs were not too different, it's head was clearly alien. It sported a smallish mane, only on the top of its' head, while it's face was much shorter and small than a diamond dogs.
Oddly enough though' it appeared to be standing on, a wrecking ball. Even odder, was the fact that the wrecking balls chain was lying across the ground, attached to on one end to the ball itself, and on the other, absolutely nothing.
As if this were not odd enough, the creature was not sitting on top of this ball, or standing, or doing anything on might expect on top of a giant wrecking ball, such as trying to get down, no, she, for he could see through her rather scandalous clothing, that she was indeed a female, was dancing. The most loose definition possible, of course, but still, technically, dancing. She was gyrating her hips back and forth in a motion only describable as lewd, and discomfiting.
Steel shield, being the excellent example of equestrian royal guard that he was, began running, and shouted back that he was going to get back-up. Leaving Flash Sentry to deal with this disturbance to the peace by his lonesome. Already feeling the beginning of a head-ache, Flash cursed his luck, his life, and the cutie mark that brought him to this day. Realizing he hadn't quite reached the depths of his hatred for his existence, he continued on in this vein for several minutes, before exhausting all of creation in his rant.
Finally finished damning the entire universe to unimaginable hellish torments, flash looked in the direction of the creature in the vain hope she had gone, and he could get back to his boredom. She was not, and now was finished dancing, and simply adjusting her hair. Finding this to be as good an opportunity as he was likely to get, flash trotted up to her, and demanded she explain herself.
“Wazzup bitches! I'm Miley Fucking Cyrus! Who wants to fuck?” This creature, now revealing it's name to be “Miley Cyrus” yelled.
Cupping his poor abused ear's from her loud and obnoxious yelling, Flash decided to lay down the law, and began yelling back; “What are you, and where did you come from?”.
Miley Cyrus seeing this brave little horse-thing coming up to her decided he would do for her pent up sexual tension. After all, grinding against a taught chain had driven her up the wall. Deciding he would suffice, she grabbed him by mane, and brought him up to her snatch, driving his face into her vagina and screaming “LICK IT YOU LITTLE HORSE-THING!”.
Flash sentry, completely surprised by this turn of events had opened his mouth to scream in pain, but due to his unfortunate position when he screamed, just got Miley even hotter. Completely wet by this point, her marehood right in his face, Flash started to thrash, trying to get his face out of this hot, wet, mess, it found itself in.
By this point flash had, unfortunately, become aroused by the smell of her pussy right up against his muzzle. His dick quickly sprang free of it's sheath, becoming fully erect in seconds. Miley had noticed this, and decided to put it to good use. After all, that much meat had to be good for something.
Immediately flopping onto her back miley pulled Flash Sentry closer to her, putting his penis near her dripping sex. Being so wet she needed no introduction, and grabbing him with both hands, slammed his dick in her until it hilted. Finding she had not achieved much of a release from this she screamed, “FUCK ME HARDER, OH YEAH, YOU LITTLE HORSE PERSON!”.
Following this, she drew him out and slammed him in again, trying desperately to bring herself to orgasm.
Now Flash Sentry, unable to control this encounter he now found himself in, had caved to the pleasure, and began attempting to have sex with this strange Miley Cyrus creature in earnest. He began to piston out of her, before slamming it in quickly, attempting to bring her to orgasm, if only so he could go home and shower until he felt clean again. Already knowing that would never happen, he continued with his near mechanical motions, before switching to shorter choppy thrusts, finally feeling himself near cuming.
“I'M GONNA- GONNA CUM, MILEY!” Flash yelled, near release.
“OH GOD YES YOU FUCKING HORSE! FUCK ME!” Yelled Miley, as incoherent as usual.
Finally, Flash Sentry blew his load, which, him being a stallion was much larger than Mileys pussy could contain, causing her to spew stallion spunk from said orifice. Being a gentlestallion, Flash only came because he knew Miley was close as well, and the pressure from his orgasm incited her own as well.
Squirting female cum, as well as Flashes own sperm, Miley came, washing the wrecking ball they were on, with copious amounts of cum.
Flash, being unable to stand after such a tiring act of sex, collapsed onto his side, unable to stand. Miley Cyrus, finally sated, began to yell; “I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! AND THEN YOU CAME ON ME! I MUST BE A WRECKING BALL!”, before spontaneously accelerating to 298 miles per hour, the necessary speed to “come in like a wrecking ball” before hitting the castles crystal walls. Crystal, is fortunately harder then horny pop-star, and she burst apart into a mishmash of gore and spunk.
Flash sentry, recovering his faculties, in no small part due to being covered in blood, just started screaming. At this point Steel Shield finally arrived with the reinforcements he had gone to get minutes ago, and upon looking at the scene in front of him, friend covered in blood and semen, giant ball of steel lying on the ground, and the air reeking of sex, only had one thing to say.
“What the fuck?”
Author's Note
Authors Notes:
This is why I don't go off my meds.
I write shit like this.
This is a cry for help.
