EX-Cakes: we are the end and the start

I woke up in the factory really damn tired. "Ugh what time is it?" I asked. I was 28 now thank Celestia ponies stop aging after 34. I looked over my hoove and saw one of the "tour guides" off duty. "The hell are you doin' up?" I asked.

"Look at your plot" he said.

"Okay?" I said. I noticed my hoove was in a warm cup of water and I found out I pissed myself. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?" I yelled.

"HA! You should see the look on your face!" he said. Then I saw he was filming with his phone.

"DUDE!!!"

I was starting too get mad and I looked in the mirror and wiped my mussel. It was covered in whipped cream. "COME THE FUCK ON!!!" I yelled. He laughed more which woke up Corrupt Rainbow Rash who was in a completely different room.

"What the hell is- HA! Look at yourself Shaw!" she said.

"REALLY!?!?" I said.

"Yo I'm filming this." the guide said.

"No way man!" she said. "Dude you have to post that shit." she said.

"Dash! try to act a bit professional!" I said.

"Oh right, worker I order you to post that on pone tube." she said.

"ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING!?" I said. "Ugh j-just go to sleep." I said.

I grabbed my pants and changed. "I CAN FUCKIN' SMELL YOU!!!" I said. Then Dash started running away.

"We'll call it biggest junk in the world." she whispered. I could smell her hormones  thorough my Jacobson's organ.

"Ugh" I said before I fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day. I went into the torture chamber. I looked at the hostage who was another EX-Cakes soldier. Right before I stabbed her I realized it was the mare I saw while I was driving to the factory for the first time. By the way I gained permission to leave the factory after 6 years.

"Well what the hell are you waiting for STAB ME PLOT HOLE!" she yelled.

"I-I'm so sorry it had to be you" I said.

"Wait what do you-" but, then dash got cut off as through my tears I stabbed her in the hoove. She yelled in pain and my eyes turned a deeper green and glowed brighter than before.

"What the hell!?" she said.

After those words I started crying blood and having a seizure.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?" she yelled. suddenly my eyes turned dark black.

"I'm... sorry." I said, still crying blood. Corrupt Dash noticed and walked in the room.

"What the hell was that?" she said. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU!?!?!?" she yelled. Dash wasn't able to speak. Neither was Corrupt Dash.

"Why was he so... berserk ?" asked Rainbow Dash. Then corrupt dash punched her in the face.

"What the hell did you do to him!?" asked corrupt rainbow.

"I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO HIM HE JUST STARTED CRYING AND THEN THAT HAPPENED!!!" she yelled.

An ambulance parked at the area and took me to the hospital.

"It's a mental problem" said the nurse.

"What the hell do you mean?" I asked. "I had a seizure and cried blood, it feels like a physical problem to me!" I said.

"True but, it was triggered by a strong emotion." she said. "You're the only person with the ability you do." she said. "Remember that" she said.

"Aside from that you were in a coma for about 2 months" she said.

"2 months?" I asked.

"Yep and it was enough time for us to design a pill that could stop that kind of stuff from happening." she said. "Its experimental so at first you wont need a prescription but, in a couple months I'll give you one." she said.

"What happened to Rainbow Dash?" I said.

"Our boss is fine." she said.

"I MEAN THE OTHER ONE!!!" I yelled.

"Oh she's on..." she stopped talking.

"You don't mean death row do you?" I asked. She sighed but, didn't say anything. "FUCK!!!" I yelled. Afterwords I ran out to the factory.