EX-Cakes: we are the end and the start

I trained every day trying to concentrate my abilities. All genetic staff couldn't explain how I gained the powers in the first place. I eventually got a steady pace and control which is strange because all Koroshia said was "training starts tomorrow" and walked away. He didn't really do shit at all.

I was playing call of cutie in my room until I heard someone knock on the door. I walked over and opened the door and saw a tall stallion in a white jacket, white pants, wearing a gold buckle and a red hat. he was completely white, I mean pale. He also had no face.

"hey I think you walked in the wrong room, creepy ass bitches belong over there." before I could close the door a white tentacle-like body part kept the door open.

"yeah thanks" he said. His voice was surprisingly calm.

"uh... Okay, want a red stallion?" I asked. he just walked in and sat down.

"I'm one of you're squad mates, retarded fuck." he said.

"wait what?" I said.

"I'm asking myself the same damn question." he said. I stood there and grabbed a can of Dr. pony and threw him another.

"well you interrupted me while I was playing free for all on call of cutie." I said.

"you play call of cutie?" he asked.

"you challengin' me?" I asked.

"oh hell yeah I am!" he said.

we started playing search and destroy on split screen for like 15 minutes and then an alarm went off. "what the fuck just happened?" I asked.

"it's a mission" said the guy I met. "oh by the way, my name's Red." he said.

"well let's fuckin do it!" I said. he through a heavy duffle bag at me and I fell over. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?!?" I yelled.

"that's you're gear, suit up." he said. I walked into Dash's room to call her out and I caught her while she was getting dressed. I was thinking

"that plot..." and I started walking out of the room slowly while drooling.

I pretended nothing happened and followed Red because I had no idea where I was going. We walked up to a large helicopter and I jumped on where I met the whole squad. I sat down and looked at my squad. And it was kind of a coincidence. my squad was made up of dash,  pinkie, red of course and a dog named lucky. At least that's what his collar said. "sup." said lucky.

"HOLY SHIT! HE CAN TALK!?!?" I yelled.

"surprises everyone." he said.

"yes, yes I can, got a fuckin' problem with that?" he said.

"uh... no, boy? dog? sir?" I said.

"JUST FUCKIN' CALL ME BY MY NAME!!!" he yelled.

"alright, lucky." I said as we were flying.