JIMBOB'S CRAZY ADVENTURE (FEATURING RAINBOW DASH AND A STEP LADDER)

BOB: BREAKING CLOP REPORT AT 5:43

JIM: DUN DUN DA DUN

JIM: LATEST NEWS

JIM: RAINBOW DASH HAS A PUSSY

BOB: UPDATE

JIM: GIVEN TO HER BY FLUTTERSHY

BOB: IT TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: WHAT IS IT BREAKING

JIM: STEPLADDERS CANNOT BE PUT INSIDE

JIM: I REPEAT

JIM: STEPLADDERS CANNOTB E PTTINIJGHN

BOB: THIS NEWS REPORTER CAN NOT BELIEVE HIS EARS

JIM: HE IS DEAF

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

JIM: RAINBOW DASH'S PUSSY HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY HER OWN MASSIVE INFLATED EGO

BOB: IT WAS A HORRIFYING SIGHT JIM

JIM: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN BOB

JIM: HERE'S RICHARD ON THE SCENE

BOB: "YES I AM HERE IN RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY BOB"

BOB: "ITS VERY WET"

JIM: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO INSIDE

JIM: YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE "I'M INSIDE THE VAGINA"

BOB: BECAUSE I HAVE A FETISH BOB

JIM: "IT'S WET"

JIM: YOU'RE LITERALLY INSIDE

JIM: ALL OF YOU

JIM: IS INSIDE

JIM: WHY

BOB: DONT ASK ME BOB

BOB: SOMEE SICK PART OF ME THINKS THIS IS HOT

JIM: YOU ARE BEING DIGESTED BY A VAGINA, RICHARD

BOB: VORE IS SEXY BOB

JIM: .

BOB: .

JIM:

BOB: WHA

BOB: WHA

BOB: WHAAHW

BOB: YOUR A GODDAMN WIZARD

JIM: HERE'S MY CURRENT THOUGHTS ON THE SITUATION

JIM:

JIM: THERE YOU GO

BOB: WELL RICHARD, YOU HAVE FUN IN THERE

JIM:

BOB: AHH

BOB:

BOB: HA

BOB:

BOB: IM A GODDAMN WIZARD TOO BOB

JIM: YOU FIGURED OUT MY SECRET BOB

JIM: WAIT WHAT'S YOUR NAME

BOB: UH

BOB: NO IM BOB

JIM: YOUR NAME IS BOB YOU FOOL

BOB: YOUR JIM

JIM: I'M JIM

BOB: YEAH

JIM: YES

JIM: SHUT UP BOB

BOB: OKAY JIM

JIM: IS RICHARD DEAD YET

BOB: PROBABLY

BOB: WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A STEPLADDER

BOB: OR A RAINBOW DASH

BOB: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE WATCHING THIS

BOB: WHY ARENT WE OFF THE AIR

JIM: THIS IS A PG TELEVISION NETWORK

BOB: CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW

JIM: WHO ARE CHILDREN

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: I THINK THEY'RE THE LITTLE MUNCHKINS

BOB: WHAT IS IT JIM

JIM: YOU'RE THE FATHER, BOB

BOB: NO

BOB: NO MY CARRER IS RUINED

BOB: I CANT RAISE KIDS

BOB: I CANT

JIM: PLEASE SHOOT MY SALARY INSIDE OF ME, BOB

BOB: GODDAMNIT MAN, MY LIFE IS RUINED

BOB: THIS IS NO TIME FOR MONEY PORN

BOB: I GOTTA ROB THIS PLACE TO SUPPORT MY FAMILY

JIM: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT

BOB: GODFUCKING DAMNIT JIM, YOU'RE GENIUS

BOB: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: THIS NEWS REPORTER  IS TURNING HIMSELF IN

BOB: I CANT DO ANYTHING ANYMORE JIM

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: IM BATSHIT INSANE

JIM: BOB IS BROKEN

BOB: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: THE TIME IS 5:52

BOB: THAT IS ALL

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

JIM: THE TIME IS STILL 5:52

BOB: WELL JIM HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING A CO HOST OF THE MOST POPULAR TELIVISION SHOW EVER

JIM: YOU TOO, BOB.

BOB: OKAY JIM

BOB: WELL I THINK WE WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE BUILDING ANY MINUTE JIM

BOB: ON THE GROUNDS OF US BEING BATSHIT INSANE

BOB: WHATS THE SCOOP JIM?

JIM: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I AM THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE MATURE ADULT ON THIS SHOW

JIM: THE SCOOP IS STRAWBERRY AND MINT

BOB: YOUR WILLING CO HOST WITH A GUY WHO THINKS THE TIME IS BREAKING NEWS

BOB: MY FAVORITE JIM

BOB: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BEFORE WE DIE?

JIM: YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD TO ME, BOB.

BOB: JIM

BOB: YOUR THE MOTHER

BOB: IM SORRY

JIM: PLEASE SHOOT ME, BOB.

BOB: JUST LIKE OLD TIMES JIM

*BOB SHOOTS JIM *

JIM: BOB IS DEAD

BOB: BUT

BOB: I WAS

BOB: THE ONE WHO SHOT

BOB: NO

BOB: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

JIM: THEN WHO WAS PHONE, BOB?

BOB: IF I AM KILL

BOB: THEN WHO

BOB: WAS FONE?

JIM: OH MY FUCKING GOD, BOB

JIM: IT'S RICHARD

JIM: HE'S ON THE PHONE

BOB: RICHARD

BOB: HOW

BOB: IT WAS

BOB: IT WAS RICHARD

BOB: I KNEW IT

JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: HIM AND THE STEPLADDER

BOB: YOU GOTTA AVENGE ME JIM

BOB: DO IT FOR MARTHA

JIM: DON'T GO IN THERE AFTER HIM, BOB

JIM: IT IS UNSANITARY

BOB: IM DED JIM

BOB: YOU GOTTA GO

BOB: FORR ME

JIM: BOB WHY ARE YOU DEAD

BOB: BECAUSE I WAS SHOT

JIM: HOLY SHIT

JIM: IT MUST HAVE BEEN RICHARD

BOB: WE HAVE

BOB: ESTABLISHED

BOB: THIS

BOB: GO

JIM: RICHARD SHOT YOU, BOB

BOB: INTO RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY

JIM: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

BOB: AVENGE ME

JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: YES

BOB: FEEEEEEL THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

BOB: DO EET

BOB: ECH

BOB: KILL HIM

JIM: WAIT BOB, ARE YOU DEAD?

BOB: YES

BOB: KIND OF

BOB: IM NOT SURE JIM

JIM: WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

BOB: RICHARD

JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH

JIM: HE KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN

BOB: YOU  BEHIND THE CAMEERA

JIM: BOB, WE HAVE TO FIND RICHARD

BOB: DO SOMETHING

BOB: HES IN RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY

BOB: HE WAS FONE

BOB: CAMERA MAN

JIM: DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHERE RAINBOW DASH'S PUSSY IS, BOB

BOB: FREE ME FROM THIS HELL

BOB: YES

BOB: ITS FONE

BOB: GO THROUGH THE FONE

JIM: I CAN'T FIT

BOB: YOU CAN

BOB: HE FIT A STEP LADDER IN

BOB: YOU CAN FIT IN TOO

JIM: I'M TOO BIG

BOB: DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

JIM: I'M TOO DAMN BIG, BOB.

BOB: FINE

BOB: TAKE A PLANE TO 10250 RUFF NTAB RD

BOB: NEW YORK

BOB: THATS WHERE IT IS

JIM: WELL YOU SEE, BOB

JIM: THINKING ABOUT RAINBOW DASH HAS ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED

BOB: OH GOD

BOB: COME ON MAN

BOB: THINK OF THE CHILDREN

BOB: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL FILMING THIS??!

JIM: BOB

BOB: JIM

JIM: I LOVE YOU

BOB: I KNOW

JIM: BOB LET'S GET MARRIED

BOB: JIM LET'S HAVE KIDS

JIM: IT'S A BABY BOY

BOB: YES

BOB: YOUR THE MOTHER

BOB: CONGRATULATIONS

BOB: WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM

JIM: RICHARD

BOB:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JIM: HOLY SHIT, BOB

JIM: IT'S ME

JIMDASH: I AM RAINBOW DASH

BOB: WHAT

BOB: WHAT

BOB: NO

BOB: NO

JIMDASH: I'M GIVING BIRTH TO RICHARD

BOB: I AL-

BOB: NO

BOB: NONONONO

BOB: THIS CANT

BOB: BE

BOB: NO

BOB: THATS IMPOSSIBLE

BOB: I CAME INSIDE, RAINBOW DASH

BOB: RAINBOW

BOB: ARE YOU OKAY

BOB: YOUR DOING GREAT HONEY

JIMDASH: RICHARD

JIMDASH: THAT SON OF A BITCH

BOB: HERE HE COMES

JIMDASH: HE KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: OH GOD

BOB: NOOOO

JIMDASH: WHAT

BOB: ITS

BOB: YOUR CAUGHT IN A LOOP

BOB: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GROUNDHOGS DAY THE MOVIE?

JIMDASH: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING BIRTH, BOB

BOB: KILL RICHARD

BOB: MISCARRIAGE

BOB: WILL A MISCARRIAGE

JIMDASH: HE IS INSIDE MY VAGINA, BOB

BOB: NO

BOB: IF HE GETS STUCK IN THERE

BOB: BUT

BON: IF RICHARD

BOB: WAS VAGINA

BOB: THEN WHO

BOB: WAS LADDER?

JIMDASH: ?????????????????

JIMDASH: HOLY SHIT, BOB

JIMDASH: I JUST REMEMBERED

BOB: WHAT

JIMDASH: I'M GIVING BIRTH TO MY PET POODLE

BOB: HOW

BOB: GOD DAMNIT

BOB: I KNEW IT

JIMDASH: I HAD SEX WITH A DOG THAT ONE TIME, BOB

BOB: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH BRUTUS

BOB: WHAT WAS IT

BOB: HIS RUSTIC CHARM

BOB: HIS SUAVE DEMEANOR

BOB: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING DASH

JIMDASH: 20% COOLER, BOB

BOB: GODDAMNIT

BOB: I WASNT COOL ENOUGH

BOB: IM SORRY DASH

BOB: I LET YOU DOWN

BOB: I'LL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU

BOB: WHENEVER YOU NEED ME

BOB: JUST REMEMBER

BOB: KILL

BOB: RICHARD