JIMBOB'S CRAZY ADVENTURE (FEATURING RAINBOW DASH AND A STEP LADDER)

by JIMBOBDASH

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Tragedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1275

A magical adventure through JIMBOB's crazy world! Fun adventures await!

A magical adventure through JIMBOB's crazy world! From the caverns of dash, to the stepladder of destiny, join JIMBOB to enact revenge against the villainous RICHARD, many plot twists lie ahead!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-26 21:17:55 UTC

THE STORY

BOB: BREAKING CLOP REPORT AT 5:43

JIM: DUN DUN DA DUN

JIM: LATEST NEWS

JIM: RAINBOW DASH HAS A PUSSY

BOB: UPDATE

JIM: GIVEN TO HER BY FLUTTERSHY

BOB: IT TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: WHAT IS IT BREAKING

JIM: STEPLADDERS CANNOT BE PUT INSIDE

JIM: I REPEAT

JIM: STEPLADDERS CANNOTB E PTTINIJGHN

BOB: THIS NEWS REPORTER CAN NOT BELIEVE HIS EARS

JIM: HE IS DEAF

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

JIM: RAINBOW DASH'S PUSSY HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY HER OWN MASSIVE INFLATED EGO

BOB: IT WAS A HORRIFYING SIGHT JIM

JIM: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN BOB

JIM: HERE'S RICHARD ON THE SCENE

BOB: "YES I AM HERE IN RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY BOB"

BOB: "ITS VERY WET"

JIM: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO INSIDE

JIM: YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE "I'M INSIDE THE VAGINA"

BOB: BECAUSE I HAVE A FETISH BOB

JIM: "IT'S WET"

JIM: YOU'RE LITERALLY INSIDE

JIM: ALL OF YOU

JIM: IS INSIDE

JIM: WHY

BOB: DONT ASK ME BOB

BOB: SOMEE SICK PART OF ME THINKS THIS IS HOT

JIM: YOU ARE BEING DIGESTED BY A VAGINA, RICHARD

BOB: VORE IS SEXY BOB

JIM: .

BOB: .

JIM:

BOB: WHA

BOB: WHA

BOB: WHAAHW

BOB: YOUR A GODDAMN WIZARD

JIM: HERE'S MY CURRENT THOUGHTS ON THE SITUATION

JIM:

JIM: THERE YOU GO

BOB: WELL RICHARD, YOU HAVE FUN IN THERE

JIM:

BOB: AHH

BOB:

BOB: HA

BOB:

BOB: IM A GODDAMN WIZARD TOO BOB

JIM: YOU FIGURED OUT MY SECRET BOB

JIM: WAIT WHAT'S YOUR NAME

BOB: UH

BOB: NO IM BOB

JIM: YOUR NAME IS BOB YOU FOOL

BOB: YOUR JIM

JIM: I'M JIM

BOB: YEAH

JIM: YES

JIM: SHUT UP BOB

BOB: OKAY JIM

JIM: IS RICHARD DEAD YET

BOB: PROBABLY

BOB: WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A STEPLADDER

BOB: OR A RAINBOW DASH

BOB: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE WATCHING THIS

BOB: WHY ARENT WE OFF THE AIR

JIM: THIS IS A PG TELEVISION NETWORK

BOB: CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW

JIM: WHO ARE CHILDREN

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: I THINK THEY'RE THE LITTLE MUNCHKINS

BOB: WHAT IS IT JIM

JIM: YOU'RE THE FATHER, BOB

BOB: NO

BOB: NO MY CARRER IS RUINED

BOB: I CANT RAISE KIDS

BOB: I CANT

JIM: PLEASE SHOOT MY SALARY INSIDE OF ME, BOB

BOB: GODDAMNIT MAN, MY LIFE IS RUINED

BOB: THIS IS NO TIME FOR MONEY PORN

BOB: I GOTTA ROB THIS PLACE TO SUPPORT MY FAMILY

JIM: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT

BOB: GODFUCKING DAMNIT JIM, YOU'RE GENIUS

BOB: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: THIS NEWS REPORTER  IS TURNING HIMSELF IN

BOB: I CANT DO ANYTHING ANYMORE JIM

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: IM BATSHIT INSANE

JIM: BOB IS BROKEN

BOB: BREAKING NEWS

BOB: THE TIME IS 5:52

BOB: THAT IS ALL

JIM: BREAKING NEWS

JIM: THE TIME IS STILL 5:52

BOB: WELL JIM HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING A CO HOST OF THE MOST POPULAR TELIVISION SHOW EVER

JIM: YOU TOO, BOB.

BOB: OKAY JIM

BOB: WELL I THINK WE WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE BUILDING ANY MINUTE JIM

BOB: ON THE GROUNDS OF US BEING BATSHIT INSANE

BOB: WHATS THE SCOOP JIM?

JIM: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I AM THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE MATURE ADULT ON THIS SHOW

JIM: THE SCOOP IS STRAWBERRY AND MINT

BOB: YOUR WILLING CO HOST WITH A GUY WHO THINKS THE TIME IS BREAKING NEWS

BOB: MY FAVORITE JIM

BOB: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BEFORE WE DIE?

JIM: YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD TO ME, BOB.

BOB: JIM

BOB: YOUR THE MOTHER

BOB: IM SORRY

JIM: PLEASE SHOOT ME, BOB.

BOB: JUST LIKE OLD TIMES JIM

*BOB SHOOTS JIM *

JIM: BOB IS DEAD

BOB: BUT

BOB: I WAS

BOB: THE ONE WHO SHOT

BOB: NO

BOB: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

JIM: THEN WHO WAS PHONE, BOB?

BOB: IF I AM KILL

BOB: THEN WHO

BOB: WAS FONE?

JIM: OH MY FUCKING GOD, BOB

JIM: IT'S RICHARD

JIM: HE'S ON THE PHONE

BOB: RICHARD

BOB: HOW

BOB: IT WAS

BOB: IT WAS RICHARD

BOB: I KNEW IT

JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: HIM AND THE STEPLADDER

BOB: YOU GOTTA AVENGE ME JIM

BOB: DO IT FOR MARTHA

JIM: DON'T GO IN THERE AFTER HIM, BOB

JIM: IT IS UNSANITARY

BOB: IM DED JIM

BOB: YOU GOTTA GO

BOB: FORR ME

JIM: BOB WHY ARE YOU DEAD

BOB: BECAUSE I WAS SHOT

JIM: HOLY SHIT

JIM: IT MUST HAVE BEEN RICHARD

BOB: WE HAVE

BOB: ESTABLISHED

BOB: THIS

BOB: GO

JIM: RICHARD SHOT YOU, BOB

BOB: INTO RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY

JIM: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

BOB: AVENGE ME

JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: YES

BOB: FEEEEEEL THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

BOB: DO EET

BOB: ECH

BOB: KILL HIM

JIM: WAIT BOB, ARE YOU DEAD?

BOB: YES

BOB: KIND OF

BOB: IM NOT SURE JIM

JIM: WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

BOB: RICHARD

JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH

JIM: HE KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN

BOB: YOU  BEHIND THE CAMEERA

JIM: BOB, WE HAVE TO FIND RICHARD

BOB: DO SOMETHING

BOB: HES IN RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY

BOB: HE WAS FONE

BOB: CAMERA MAN

JIM: DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHERE RAINBOW DASH'S PUSSY IS, BOB

BOB: FREE ME FROM THIS HELL

BOB: YES

BOB: ITS FONE

BOB: GO THROUGH THE FONE

JIM: I CAN'T FIT

BOB: YOU CAN

BOB: HE FIT A STEP LADDER IN

BOB: YOU CAN FIT IN TOO

JIM: I'M TOO BIG

BOB: DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

JIM: I'M TOO DAMN BIG, BOB.

BOB: FINE

BOB: TAKE A PLANE TO 10250 RUFF NTAB RD

BOB: NEW YORK

BOB: THATS WHERE IT IS

JIM: WELL YOU SEE, BOB

JIM: THINKING ABOUT RAINBOW DASH HAS ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED

BOB: OH GOD

BOB: COME ON MAN

BOB: THINK OF THE CHILDREN

BOB: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL FILMING THIS??!

JIM: BOB

BOB: JIM

JIM: I LOVE YOU

BOB: I KNOW

JIM: BOB LET'S GET MARRIED

BOB: JIM LET'S HAVE KIDS

JIM: IT'S A BABY BOY

BOB: YES

BOB: YOUR THE MOTHER

BOB: CONGRATULATIONS

BOB: WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM

JIM: RICHARD

BOB:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JIM: HOLY SHIT, BOB

JIM: IT'S ME

JIMDASH: I AM RAINBOW DASH

BOB: WHAT

BOB: WHAT

BOB: NO

BOB: NO

JIMDASH: I'M GIVING BIRTH TO RICHARD

BOB: I AL-

BOB: NO

BOB: NONONONO

BOB: THIS CANT

BOB: BE

BOB: NO

BOB: THATS IMPOSSIBLE

BOB: I CAME INSIDE, RAINBOW DASH

BOB: RAINBOW

BOB: ARE YOU OKAY

BOB: YOUR DOING GREAT HONEY

JIMDASH: RICHARD

JIMDASH: THAT SON OF A BITCH

BOB: HERE HE COMES

JIMDASH: HE KILLED MY PET POODLE

BOB: OH GOD

BOB: NOOOO

JIMDASH: WHAT

BOB: ITS

BOB: YOUR CAUGHT IN A LOOP

BOB: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GROUNDHOGS DAY THE MOVIE?

JIMDASH: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING BIRTH, BOB

BOB: KILL RICHARD

BOB: MISCARRIAGE

BOB: WILL A MISCARRIAGE

JIMDASH: HE IS INSIDE MY VAGINA, BOB

BOB: NO

BOB: IF HE GETS STUCK IN THERE

BOB: BUT

BON: IF RICHARD

BOB: WAS VAGINA

BOB: THEN WHO

BOB: WAS LADDER?

JIMDASH: ?????????????????

JIMDASH: HOLY SHIT, BOB

JIMDASH: I JUST REMEMBERED

BOB: WHAT

JIMDASH: I'M GIVING BIRTH TO MY PET POODLE

BOB: HOW

BOB: GOD DAMNIT

BOB: I KNEW IT

JIMDASH: I HAD SEX WITH A DOG THAT ONE TIME, BOB

BOB: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH BRUTUS

BOB: WHAT WAS IT

BOB: HIS RUSTIC CHARM

BOB: HIS SUAVE DEMEANOR

BOB: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING DASH

JIMDASH: 20% COOLER, BOB

BOB: GODDAMNIT

BOB: I WASNT COOL ENOUGH

BOB: IM SORRY DASH

BOB: I LET YOU DOWN

BOB: I'LL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU

BOB: WHENEVER YOU NEED ME

BOB: JUST REMEMBER

BOB: KILL

BOB: RICHARD