Discord 40k

Discord walked out the palace looking at the warp storm overhead for a few moments. He closed his eyes and expanded his senses on the storm. It seemed to have forced out the ships that were close to it with some being unfortunate enough to be caught within the storm. Discord’s own Inquisitor ship was one of them but it was lucky having deployed it’s Gellar fields and was slowly flying back into realspace. ‘Good I won’t lose my stuff, I hate when that happens.’

Discord opened his eyes and started to walk to his transport expanding his mind out he made connect with Nightmare Moon’s mind, “Hey Nyx guess who I am?” Discord asked telepathically.

“Celestia’s former personal pigeon toilet? Or is it Fluttershy’s reality bending guard dog? No wait it’s the...” Discord literally projecting his anger at her though his telepathy.

“Finish that sentence and I will make you regret ever existing.” Discord warned in a calm voice which hid the killing intent.

“Alright fine. You know you can be a real killjoy when you want to be.” Nightmare Moon informed him,  “So how did meeting the Governor go?”

“Oh you know he was arrogant then tried to kiss my feet… and now he’s currently being clean off the wall.” Discord joked as he walked into the transport.

“Bolter to the face?” Nightmare Moon asked.

“Close try a layered monofilament round shaped as a bolter caliber and charged to explode in a marco force explosion.” Discord explained to her.

“Did you alter them?” Nightmare Moon asked she knew as much as anyone about how technology worked in the Imperium though she would be honest she was using her magic sometimes to help her out. Discord given his advanced age probably had better understanding of Technology then she did.

“Nope reforged them from Eldar Technology in fact my Sword and power armor? Reforged Eldar technology I modified with my magic to look like Imperial Technology.” Discord’s transport finally arrived at the Imperial Guardsmen main base on the planet there he saw Lionus and Nightmare Moon as he walked out to be greeted by members of the Imperial Guard.

“Inquisitor Dorcsid I am Commissar Lokken,” The Commissar greeted with a bow,

“Nice to meet you Commissar I trust my friends have been well received?” Inquisitor Dorcsid asked as he walked by him stopping while he stood to the side of him his back turned to his own.

“Yes there no need to worry,” The Commissar was surprised when the Inquisitor turned around and brought him into a hug with one hand grasping his shoulder.

“Don’t worry I expect you to keep the hersey down amongst your own men now if you excuse me I need to talk to the bases leader mind me asking where her or she is?” Inquisitor Dorcsid asked him.

“Yes the Colonel is right this way.” The Commissar said as he lead the Inquisitor alongside Lionus and Nyx. When they entered into the command center Discord hands hovered over his guns. Only Lionus picked this up and gripped his Weapon tightly in his hands. “The Colonel should be right though-” He was about to open the doors when Discord pulled him back.

“Get back,” Discord said grabbing him as a las shot almost hit him. In a swift moment Discord pulled out both this guns and in a fast moment pointed and fired a few rounds. He kicked the doors open again. There holding the bleeding stump of a arm was a guardsmen surrounded by the charred corpses of the Colonel and his council around him.

“What is the meaning of this!?” The Commissar demanded looking at the seen. Discord executed the guardsmen with a shot to the head.

“Seems he was a unsanctioned psyker must have got himself possessed when the warp storm formed.” Discord explained having felt the possessed soldier as he walked down the hall. He looked over the corpses, “Well this sucks hey Commissar Lokken can you lead this regiment yourself?”

“Well yes I suppose.” Lokken said Discord pulled off the Colonels power fist off his corpse.

“Then congrats I name you Colonel-Commissar Lokken.” Discord paused looking at Lionus, “I can do that right? Or am I actually overstepping me command for the first  time ever?” He asked him not knowing if as an Inquisitor he had that kinda authority.

“Considering we can’t get a clear message to Segmentum Command and you're technically the highest ranking official here I guess you can.” Lionus guessed as despite having been with both him and his predecessor this had never happened before and he didn’t really know much about being an Inquisitor himself.

“Very well then then by my right as a member of the Emperor's Holy Inquisition I hereby name this regiment under the command of Commissar Lokken now then we have bigger things to worry about then the Orks if the feeling in my gut tells me anything.” Discord said as he walked up to the communicator.

“I wonder if I can get a signal boosted maybe make contact with the other forces on the two other planets,” Discord said to himself trying to get the thing to work, “Were a tech-priest when you need him?” Finally he got something on the commutator.

“This is Sergeant *static* of the *static* of *staic* we being route *static* by the Emperor what is that thing?” *static* these *static* not Orks! Repeat not *static*” Discord tried to get the machine spirit to work flipping dills while reciting some of the chats he had learned from the priests to see if they even worked.

“Hello this is Inquisitor Dorcsid please respond what have you come in contact with?!” Discord screamed into the communicator.

There was no response but static leading Discord to believe his communicator was destroyed. Just before the he turned it off a voice spoke from it, “So you're the Inquisitor Tzeentch what’s me to kill?” The voice spoke through the communicator.

“Who is this identify yourself!” Discord demanded he had a idea what he is the moment he said Tzeentch. He was most likely either a Chaos Champion or a Chaos Lord the insane shapeshifter most have sent to end his life.

“Here me Inquisitor for I will be the last face you will ever see! I am Araghast the Pillager! Master of Hounds, Champion of the Dark Gods! I have been brought back from the depths of the warp to end your pitiful existence! Pray to your Corpse Emperor for your little meat shields will NOT STOP ME!” Discord had a smile at this. He was actually wondering if this Araghast could back up his boost.

“Well then Araghast I want you to hear me! I am Inquisitor Dorcsid of the Ordo Hereticus, a member of The Eternal God-Emperor of Mankind’s Holy Inquisition. By my word whole planets can be condemned to oblivion itself! We will show you heretic the true power of the master of mankind! I await to send you kicking and screaming to your false gods Heretic!” Discord said turning it off before looking at everyone in the room.

“This just keeps getting from bad to worse.” Nightmare Moon commented.

Discord walked up to the Sister of Battle before placing a hand on her shoulder, “Yes yes it does,”

Walking in was a young lady wearing a Commissar outfit walking up to the group, “Sir what is going on what’s this about a Inquisitor oh my Emperor!”

At seeing this what Discord could discern was a Commissar-Junior his tone seemed to change, “Correction this is now from worse to slightly less bad,” Discord said as he tried to turn on the charm, “Hello Inquisitor Dorcsid but you can call me Dorcsid and who are you?” He asked in a flirting tone.

Nightmare Moon just blinked at this. She could not wrap her mind around this. ‘What the Fuck?’

Araghast smashed the communicator with his fist before walking of of the blood soaked room bodies everywhere.As he did he looked over the city over run with forces of the Dark gods fanticail heretics mutants and the Chaos Space Marines. The population was to be rounded up those that converted to the worship of the Chaos Gods would soon be broken and used as cannon fodder or mutated into horrifying mutants those that didn’t would be sacrificed to the Gods.

“I am surprised that the Master of Fate would resurrect you to kill some Inquisitor.” A Chaos Marine next to him exclaimed.

“I do not question the reason Lord of Changes reasons as I have learn in my time he has his reasons I well kill this Inquisitor get my reward and find that Trator Eliphas and add his head to my Trophy rack!” Araghast swear to the gods themselves. He looked at the Marine though his helmet, “Get everyone ready we are going to hit the servants of the Corpse Emperor before they even know what’s happening!”

The marine gave the resurrected Chaos Lord a bow before heading off to give the command.