Discord 40k

Umbra removed his sword from the last of the Ork corpses. After the storm collapsed it was only a matter of time before the Orks would be defeated. When word came about Coxit IV was destroyed the fight was solid within there favor. With a hard rip The Warbosses head was torn off his shoulders as the Primarch finally got the Warboss trophy he wanted, “My lord Inquisitor Dorcsid wishes to speak with you.” He heard over the vox.

The Shadow King was quick to decipher that the Inquisitor was Discord spelled backwards and with the O and R switched around, ‘So the Spirit of Chaos is here? Perhaps this is his doing.’ Sombra knew who Discord was or at least the Discord before his imprisonment. A eon old reality warping being who showed a terrible disconnection to the world around him.

Sombra wasn’t too surprised then that Discord would take on the role of an Inquisitor. “Very well I shall have a word with him ready my transport.” Sombra said over the vox and turned to Judas, “We have a Inquisitor to meet.”

“Do you know who and why they are calling for you my lord?” A few Inquisitors had been meet by them during there travels. Most were unfortunately died from accidental circumstances after meeting the Primarch. Judas gripped his sword in his hands.

“Oh yes I do and no we won’t be killing him,” Sombra said but spoke under his breath, “At least not until I know his goals.” Sombra knew that Discord could prove to be a powerful ally. After all if he was playing as an Inquisitor he could get away with a few loyalty questionable things. Of course with a being like Discord it was also within his best interest to have a way to put him down just incase. ‘Perhaps have someone watch him for me and I think I have the perfect idea how to do that.’ Sombra said to himself with a smile.

Nyx looked at the newest member of Discord’s reatue. The Junior Commissar was offered a placed within Discord’s little circle and expected almost immediately. Given Discord had attempted to hit on her Nyx wondered if Discord just did it because he fancied her. Nightmare Moon got up when she saw Discord pass by and hand to speak to him.

“Oh Nightmare Moon is it about your new coworker?” Discord asked her, “Look i don't need telepathy to know what you are going to ask I may or may not have had sexual relations with her ok.” Discord said trying to dodge the question.

“I wasn’t going to ask that but… what the fuck!” Nightmare Moon screamed at him, “Does she even know what you really look like or are you waiting until she has a child?” Nightmare Moon was a bit sickened by him.

“Oh please when I shapeshift I change my DNA to match the species I’m impersonating… actually your be surprised by how many children I fathered and mothered over the millennia.” Discord dismissed her concerns.

Ok that thought actually scared her. In fact the very idea that there was untold number of offspring of him scared her to no end, “How hasn’t our reality imploded yet?” She asked causing Discord to roll his eyes. Just because you expect something to happen with him that didn’t mean it would. In fact it seemed everyone forgot that he exists to make logic, sense, and predictions go out the window.

“Oh come on now I’m a being of Chaos you would think that every child I had would have a weaker version of my awesome, great, and gloriest powers? Not in the least in fact it's more common for them to be powerless then to have my abilities in any level.” Discord explained to her as they both walked down the empty hallways of the vessel. Any passerbies however didn’t hear the conversation as Discord had done a bit sound altering to keep it from being discovered.

“Wait so they don’t develop and of your abilities?”

“Oh no they can and in fact it is known that my abilities might pop up in later generations like the element of laughter might be my descendant given her strange abilities.” Discord said waving his hand, “Of course in order to awaken any abilities they might have would mean mental and physical trauma that pushes them to there limits and it’s not like any of them have gone through that right?”

Discord and Sombra started down each other sizing them up each up. While two of them readied for the other to make a move Nightmare Moon stood there wondering when the other would speak up. Unless of course Discord decided to speak to him telepathically. “So this makes you the fourth individual I dragged with me? What’s next is there a planet being attacked by the Wendigo?” Discord joked to himself.

“Fourth?” Sombra asked him.

“Yeah Nightmare Moon is standing right there and Chrysalis seemed to have disappeared along with her Changelings.” Discord explained. Discord decided to discreetly probe the mind of Sombra but right as he did he hit a wall. Seems Sombra had placed a few mental wards on his mind, ‘Smart move prevent others from seeing what you don’t want to see.’ Discord commented.

“Ok let’s cut to the chase alright, we both have our own plans while we are here while we could be opponents I would rather we allies,” Sombra said, Discord knew that it was more or less Sombra wanting to use him as a shield. Though Discord could easily use this himself. After all having allies to call on was something Discord knew one needed within such a galaxy.

“Very well Shadow King perhaps we should discuss this over some drinks?” Discord asked, “I believe I have some of that Space Wolf drink I might have “liberated” off some stupid guardsmen.” Discord was surprised that they had some of this drink. Seriously it kills normal humans and only Space Marine’s or Discord himself could drink it. He guess they had it as a suicide drink, “Come on Nightmare why don’t you join us?” Discord said to the possessed Sororitas.

“I guess just down turn this ship into a giant raft alright.” Nightmare Moon teased Discord.

“Oh Nightmare you don’t have to worry, I can’t get drunk… maybe.” Discord said slightly unsure about that.

Chrysalis walked back on the Hiveworld. She and her forces has escaped while no one was looking and was now looking over there latest upgrade to the former Craftworld a Warp Drive. “Here I thought your foolish attack on the Dark Eldar finally killed you.” Chrysalis gave a smile at the chained Inquisitor. He had broken free of her mind control through sheer willpower several times already.

The only reason he was still alive was because Chrysalis found him amusing almost like a pet, “Oh please we took a whole Craftworld I’m pretty sure you should have expected the outcome.” Chrysalis said with a smile.

“It matters not the Imperium will find you and whip your from the stars!” Chrysalis rolled her eyes at this. His words did had truth to them. There was no way she was willing to risk a Imperial warfleet. From what she learned they had destroyed a few Eldar Craftworlds already. Hell raiding the Black Ships was dangerous already.

“I know that, However I do not plan to simply stay around here and let them destroy us,” Chrysalis growed at him, “No I already planned for that and you are looking at the final part of that plan.” Chrysalis stated. Chrysalis looked up as the drones started to chirp. It seemed the Imperium Fleet at entered the system.

“What is going on?” The Inquisitor asked having no understanding the language of the changelings he had no idea the Imperium were here.

“Seems the Imperial Navy has found us,” Chrysalis said before turning to him, “It matters not everything is in place for us to get out of here.” Chrysalis turned to her Changelings, “Ready us for warp jump.” Chrysalis commanded her lings.

As the Imperial Fleet neared the massive vessel as it moved away from the Star and Planet gravity wields they watched as a massive gateway to the warp opened up. The miniature warp rift was closed as the Craftworld disappeared deep into the warp.

The Inquisitor watched as the Ship flew through the warp before turning to Chrysalis, “Does this ship have a Gellar Field?” While the idea of them dieing at the hands of the warp citizens was appealing the fact was that he would be eaten and if this feel into the ruinous powers hands things would be harder for the Imperium.

“We do not fear the daemons and no we don’t have Gellar Fields our Magic is just as useful and while we travel through the realm of emotion we can quickly refill our energies.” Chrysalis informed him.

“Then where are we going?”

Chrysalis had a smile, “Tell me Inquisitor how does the idea of harvesting warp storms and Daemon worlds sound?”