Discord 40k

“Ok lets see that way is out, that whole corridor been destroyed and that leads to the vacuum of space now.” Discord said to himself checking off more and more of the map he had found from the Eldar Ruins. Discord was currently walking through the the maze like structure known as the Webway. “You know I don’t know whether to be impressed that a civilization could even build something as complex as this or disappointed that they couldn’t have made this to last.” Discord shook his head at the large amount of ruined, destroyed, and even sealed off corridors.

In all his eons of life Discord had seen a pattern played out with civilizations. The cycle of Empires as some call it. A civilization would rise up sep in it’s traditions wide eyed wanting to prove itself and sometimes even being deeply spiritual. On it’s march to the top it would step on untold number of weaklings and even the corpses of a former Empire long dead. However once they reach the top they always fall prey to the same trap over and over again.

“Such is the arrogance of mortals at the top of there kind there hubris makes them think they are the best that they know everything can overcome anything,” Discord mind flashed to dozens of others just like them thinking that they were now gods a smile came over Discord face as he recalled him forcing them to bow destroying there pride and there spirits, “Arrogance is the road to destruction the great cancer that kills even the mightiest of mortal empires and it seems that they haven’t learned that lesson.”

Discord continued his exploration of the winding mazes of the Webway. He admit that his first few tries to enter this place ended in him missing the mark instead entering into the warp. Of course when he did succeed into entering the Webway he soon discovered that he had no idea where to go. ‘You know I have the strangest feeling I should have a flashback of my misadventures within the Webway.’

Discord stopped and thought it over for a moment. “Why not.”

A rift was cut open into the Webway as Discord passed from realspace and into the winding maze of the ancient construct. “Finally after ten attempts I finally found the Webway!” Discord gave himself a fist pump. He then dropped his human disguise as it wasn’t needed within the Webway. “Alright let's see which way to go?” Discord said as he looked at the winding corridors and the multiple choices he had with each of them. “Let's see what’s behind hallway number four.”

Thousands sat within the massive cathedral dedicated to there Eternal God-Emperor of Mankind As the masses took there seats and the preacher spoke to them all a rift formed above them all causing pause among themselves. “Is that a sign from the Emperor?” One of the many who had appeared for today’s sermon asked.

The rift open and appearing out of it Discord came landing with a thud and causing everyone to jump at his appearance. ‘Oh great now I know why that gateway was ruined and closed.’ Discord thought to himself realizing where he was.

“It’s a monster!”

“By the Emperor!”

“What is that thing?”

Discord gave a smile it was just so tempting to mess with them.’Oh fuck it I might as well.’ Discord floated up and taking a page out of Luna’s book spook with the Royal Canterlot Voice.  “TIMBRAL MORTALS AND DESPAIR FOR YOU EMPEROR CAN NOT SAVE YOU FROM ME!” Discord rose his arms up as the clouds turned violate lighting shot out from them striking the buildings and the ground.

Flames shot up blocking out the stain glass murals of the Imperial Saints which soon shattered and reformed into images of Discord the ground shock as cracks formed and soda started to boil out them. The building broke apart as it floated away the people holding on to there seats screaming for there Emperor.

Discord gave an evil laugh watching them struggle deciding to finally sell it he spoke again, ”BEHOLD THE POWERS OF CHAOS FOR I NOW CLAIM ALL YOUR SOULS!” With that Discord vanished having used his powers to reopen a rift into the Webway. Once had returned there he keep laughing his ass off. “Oh the look in there faces were so priceless… well is was only joking but they didn’t know that. The Inquisition going to kill them all over a prank.”

After he had finally settled down from his laughter Discord continued his aimless wandering of the Webway. As he did he came across big doors sealing off whole paths. Discord tried to bypass them by phasing though only to be forcefully tossed back as the door seemed changed its density the moment he did so. “Hmm must be something valuable well if I can't phase through the door I wonder.” Discord placed his talon on it and in a flash attempted to teleport behind the door. The moment he did he found out why the door was closed off. The Webway was breached and the warps entities were flooding through it.

Discord teleported back behind the door and into the safe parts of the Webway. ‘Ok giant sealed off doors are sealed for a reason it seems.’ Pretty soon Discord was getting annoyed by the labyrinthine creation. For one when he entered one of the big corridors that was most likely used for starships he got shot at by a Dark Eldar raiding party. After that little event he caused a breach within the tunnel leading to both him and the Dark Eldar to fight the invading daemons and other entities right before a bunch of Eldar wearing masks came to seal the tunnel off.

After escaping the tunnel leading the Dark Eldar to there fate he along with the mask wearing Eldar who followed him watched as some kinda burnin gateway was open before his eyes. That’s when Discord first meet the ancient undead robotic Xenos race called the Necrons. After watching the Eldar next to him literally get torn apart at near the atomic level Discord decided to run and leave the two ancient enemies to murder each other.

Finally he came across a Craftworld Eldar war host who called him a daemon and attempted to shot him to death. Discord will admit this. Eldar weapons hurt like Taratian fire. As they followed him they were soon ambushed from behind by the same Necrons from before.

“Ok why does anyone still use this! Half of the place is falling apart, whole tunnels are filled with those psionic entities and the rest of them is just a highway to death with sadistic raiders, stupid mask wearing space elves and killer undead robots!” Discord was seriously tempted to just destroy the Webway at this point. After turning the corner for another time he found himself floating over what looked liked a ruined and abandoned Eldar Webway port. “This better have something worth all my trouble if not I’m blasting apart these walls and letting in the warp.” Discord floated into the ruins

“And that was where I got this outdated but still useful map and some sweet Eldar weapons.” Discord said to literally no one as he was basically all by himself. Discord looked at the map and at the corridors he was in now. “Great I’m still lost what else could go wrong…” At that moment one of the direct portals next to him flared open as a voice rang out with a sense of triumph.

“At last I have done it! The Eldar thought they could keep me from there Webway but I will not be denied my prize!” Discord turned to see with nearly a dozen Rubric Marines guarding him one of the most Power Chaos Sorcerers in the Galaxy Ahriman the former Chief Librarian of the Thousand Sons traitor Legions. This was his third incursion into the Webway and this time he will not leave without succeeding in his goal.

Discord’s right eye twitched as he was trying to keep himself from blasting apart the tunnel he was in. He gave himself a face talon as he realized he had basically asked for this to happen, ‘Fuck you Murphy fuck you and your fat dead wife!’ Discord screamed within his mind.