ALICORN PINKIE
By Fyodor Dovetonsilinsky
Chapter 1
One day sunny in Equestria is Rainbow Dash is seen walking the street she is minding her own business, when up comes Pinkie Pie who says, "Rainbow Dash!! Why are you here and not THERE??"
Returns Dashie, "Silly Pinkie, I have the day off for things! Now run back quickly to Sugarcube Corners!" And then off flies Dashie while Pinkie is left in the dust.
"That Rainbow Dash!!" says Pinkie to herself but Lyra walking by still hears her anyway.
Lyra flips her tail in a dismissive manner and tells over her shoulder, "Pinkie!! Talking to yourself like this will get you in trouble! Let Dash fly away! You are being Earth pony for a reason! Let the Rainbow Dash kind of ponies fly where they want!"
Pinkie is mad at this so she tells Lyra, “But Rainbow Dash was supposed to be there! And now what about the party?” But Lyra is gone, so Pinkie is again alone in the dust. A few minutes later Pinkie’s mad has left her, and now the sad is being all she feels, so she walks back slowly home, with each hoof print making a frowny face in the dirt.
So now it is Pinkie looking down at the ground at the frowny faces she makes while she walks home so she bumps into Rarity who is not seen hurrying in the other direction.
Rarity drops her new dress and is quite upset with Pinkie so she tells, “Pinkie! That dress was for the party, and now there is no dress! Why are you looking at the ground and not at ponies coming at you??” But Pinkie is too sad to answer so cries and runs into Sugarcube corner which is being nearby. Rarity does not know what to make of this sad Pinkie she saw but there is still no dress so she returns to the Boutique and makes a new dress, with extra sparkles on it this time.
Meanwhile Pinkie is in her bed in Sugarcube Corners while she thinks about stuff. Gummy is being there, and soon there will be Fluttershy too, but right now it is just Pinkie. And Gummy. Maybe later also Applejack, but we don’t know yet.
So Pinkie thinks out loud to Gummy, “I hate being Earth Pony! Earth ponies can’t fly without wings and we have no horn for magic!” But now is Fluttershy looking in the window and hears this which makes her gasp and Pinkie sees now Fluttershy out the window. Another Pegasus! This is too much for Pinkie so she straightens out her hair and becomes Pinkamena. This makes Fluttershy gasp again and off she flies like Rainbow Dash, but not as fast.
So now is Pinkamena (who is now not being Pinkie Pie anymore, at least until later), alone again. So Pinkamena brings out Madame LeFlour, Mr. Turnip and Rocky. There is right now no Sir Lintsalot because last week Mrs. Cake swept him out the door, and it will take a few weeks to grow a new one. But they don’t help so she puts them back. And now Gummy is gone. Pinkamena is alone like she knew she would be.
Except Applejack comes in the door. So now Pinkamena isn’t alone but she wishes she was, so she pretends Applejack didn’t come in, but Applejack is still there, and while she is there she says, “Pinkie! Why are you sad, and why is your hair straight? Do you have the cakes for the party?” But there are no cakes, so Pinkamena goes back upstairs while Applejack leaves in confusion. But she shuts the door, and when Pinkamena hears it close she comes back downstairs, still with straight hair.
Then an idea smacks her in the head suddenly like lightning. Alicorns have horns! And Wings! This is such a great idea Pinkamena’s hair becomes curly again and she is Pinkie. And off she bounces to Zecora’s cottage. But Zecora isn’t there so Pinkie looks at the jars and things on Zecora’s shelf.
Meanwhile in the library all the ponies are sitting even Spike. But not Pinkie because she is still in Zecora’s cottage looking at the jars and things. There is no Cutie Map right now because this is about Pinkie so it stays hidden.
Then says Rainbow Dash to Twilight, “Pinkie Pie wanted me there this morning! Who does that?”
Answers Rarity also to Twilight, “And why is she not looking at ponies coming at her?”
Tells now Applejack to Twilight, “In Sugarcube Corners are no cakes being ready!” Finally Fluttershy mentions, “She was in bed talking about the wings she doesn’t have!”
And now Spike tells the ponies, “Well I think..” But he is stopped from thinking by Twilight since she wants to say her thoughts too, but then Twilight can’t do it either because with a crash Pinkie shows up through the doors.
This Pinkie is being a kind of Pinkie the ponies have not seen before and they all stare at this new Pinkie in shock and their jaws hit the floor because this one has wings and a horn. It is Alicorn Pinkie! Such a thing none of the ponies dreamed happening! But it did happen because she is there and her wings are spread out. Also she is wearing the Alicorn Amulet. But the ponies don’t notice this yet.
“How did this happen” Thinks Twilight “This is the wrong Pinkie!” Then she picks her jaw up off the floor and tells her, ”Pinkie! How are you here with wings and a horn? Something is not right with this; Pinkie!”
Then says Pinkie to Twilight and the other ponies who still have their jaws on the floor, “I am now Alicorn Pinkie! I have wings and also I have magic for things!” Then glows her horn and Spike is now floating in the air! Spike is charged with fright at this new Pinkie and also by floating in the air so he screams for Twilight to save him. Twilight’s horn promptly glows too and makes Spike sink back to the ground.
Rarity now picks her jaw off the floor and tells Alicorn Pinkie, “How are you today being an Alicorn now when this morning and yesterday and before that you were Earth Pony?”
Pinkie just laughs at this but then stops and tells again, “I am Alicorn Pinkie! This is the thing I did myself, and now I am not Earth Pony anymore. I will make you the story of how I did it when all ponies and Spike are sitting again in the chairs.”
So the ponies do this, and Spike doesn’t sit but stands on his. Pinkie looks at him and red shows up in her eyes as her Alicorn temper appears now and becomes bigger. Spike is again charged with fright and quickly sits. Alicorn Pinkie’s red eyes go away slowly and appears back her regular blue ones after some seconds. Twilight sees this and remembers it for later. And now comes Alicorn Pinkie’s story;
